Betty Cracker of Florida
@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Postcards from the sedge.
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
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Peaceful manatee timeline cleanse 〰️🐮〰️ #manatee #manateesofcoralcity #coralcitycamera #timelinecleanse #peaceful
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Peaceful manatee timeline cleanse 〰️🐮〰️ #manatee #manateesofcoralcity #coralcitycamera #timelinecleanse #peaceful
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I was hesitant to even give it oxygen, but then it’s like, this guy had dinner with the president
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I was hesitant to even give it oxygen, but then it’s like, this guy had dinner with the president
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JUST IN: U.S. Customs and Border Protection says Border Patrol agent Charles Exum, who shot Chicago's Marimar Martinez, "was placed on administrative leave":
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
JUST IN: U.S. Customs and Border Protection says Border Patrol agent Charles Exum, who shot Chicago's Marimar Martinez, "was placed on administrative leave":
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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Desmarest's Hutia is a good example of Island Gigantism. It's the largest native mammal in Cuba, a two foot long rodent weighing up to twenty pounds!
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Desmarest's Hutia is a good example of Island Gigantism. It's the largest native mammal in Cuba, a two foot long rodent weighing up to twenty pounds!
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I’ve said something like this here before, but it bears repeating today: Pam Bondi is a contemporary from my region, same college, etc., so I’ve watched her rise for decades. I assure you a more contemptible, grasping, power-mad wretch never emerged from these sunny shores.
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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I’ve said something like this here before, but it bears repeating today: Pam Bondi is a contemporary from my region, same college, etc., so I’ve watched her rise for decades. I assure you a more contemptible, grasping, power-mad wretch never emerged from these sunny shores.
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Listen to @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
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from the most excellent @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social at Balloon Juice, a useful resource: projectsaltbox.substack.com/p/using-data...
Using Data for Good: A Crash Course
Our response to "What can I do?"
projectsaltbox.substack.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
from the most excellent @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social at Balloon Juice, a useful resource: projectsaltbox.substack.com/p/using-data...
Yowza! I winced, and I don’t even have balls!
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Yowza! I winced, and I don’t even have balls!
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February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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WHAT A MAGNIFICENT BIRD PROBABLY!
We need to bring back #stickhappens or maybe #brancheshappen This morning a hawk was in the yard, it flew up to a tree at the other end of the yard. #nature #birdsofbluesky #hawksofbluesky
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
WHAT A MAGNIFICENT BIRD PROBABLY!
Who could have known that a group of violent, Trump-worshipping thugs would include so many pedophiles? Oh wait…
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child. n.pr/4tx7oVq
A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted of sexually abusing children
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child.
n.pr
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Who could have known that a group of violent, Trump-worshipping thugs would include so many pedophiles? Oh wait…
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How come the people who claim to believe in hell don't act like it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
How come the people who claim to believe in hell don't act like it.
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I’m just gonna assume the number is somewhere between the 27% Crazification Factor and the 4% Lizardman Constant.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I’m just gonna assume the number is somewhere between the 27% Crazification Factor and the 4% Lizardman Constant.
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Rep. Jesús García comes out swinging: "You're one of the worst attorney generals in our history and an instrument of Donald Trump's lawless authoritarian agenda, and I'm glad the American people are seeing who you are."
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Rep. Jesús García comes out swinging: "You're one of the worst attorney generals in our history and an instrument of Donald Trump's lawless authoritarian agenda, and I'm glad the American people are seeing who you are."
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Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
I’ve said something like this here before, but it bears repeating today: Pam Bondi is a contemporary from my region, same college, etc., so I’ve watched her rise for decades. I assure you a more contemptible, grasping, power-mad wretch never emerged from these sunny shores.
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’ve said something like this here before, but it bears repeating today: Pam Bondi is a contemporary from my region, same college, etc., so I’ve watched her rise for decades. I assure you a more contemptible, grasping, power-mad wretch never emerged from these sunny shores.
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Social media is quite literally going to be the death of us when Trump’s thugs bust down our doors holding copies of Facebook profile pics from 2009
United States Customs and Border Protection plans to spend $225,000 for a year of access to Clearview AI, a face recognition tool that compares photos against billions of images scraped from the internet.
CBP Signs Clearview AI Deal to Use Face Recognition for ‘Tactical Targeting’
US Border Patrol intelligence units will gain access to a face recognition tool built on billions of images scraped from the internet.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Social media is quite literally going to be the death of us when Trump’s thugs bust down our doors holding copies of Facebook profile pics from 2009
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The most blatantly corrupt gangster government in American history. Where are congressional Republicans on this stuff? Nowhere to be found. Vote them ALL out.
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The most blatantly corrupt gangster government in American history. Where are congressional Republicans on this stuff? Nowhere to be found. Vote them ALL out.
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I mean, if Musk announced his plan to begin ranching frogs since the average frog weighs 50% more than a cow, you'd think that someone at the FT might pause before putting "frogs, which on average weigh 50% more than cows" in a news story.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I mean, if Musk announced his plan to begin ranching frogs since the average frog weighs 50% more than a cow, you'd think that someone at the FT might pause before putting "frogs, which on average weigh 50% more than cows" in a news story.
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Fascism is an international movement
This couldn’t be clearer. Bannon’s texts to Epstein in mid July 2018 - “overthrowing May right now” and in “London with Boris” as well as his appearance on LBC with Nigel Farage are prettying damning evidence of a cross party plot with foreign backing
February 11, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Fascism is an international movement
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
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House Judiciary RM Jamie Raskin on today's Bondi hearing:
Dems plan “to engage in some exchanges that will spotlight some of the worst depredations of the Trump Justice Department, and we hope the mobilization of public opinion will allow us to make some progress in some areas.”
Dems plan “to engage in some exchanges that will spotlight some of the worst depredations of the Trump Justice Department, and we hope the mobilization of public opinion will allow us to make some progress in some areas.”
AG Pam Bondi will 'testify' before House Judiciary Cmte today
10 am
Stream it here:
judiciary.house.gov/committee-ac...
10 am
Stream it here:
judiciary.house.gov/committee-ac...
Oversight of the U.S Department of Justice
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The House Judiciary Committee will hold a hearing on Wednesday, February 11, 2026, at 10:00 a.m. ET. The hearing, "Oversight of the U.S. Department of Justice," will examine the mis...
judiciary.house.gov
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
House Judiciary RM Jamie Raskin on today's Bondi hearing:
Dems plan “to engage in some exchanges that will spotlight some of the worst depredations of the Trump Justice Department, and we hope the mobilization of public opinion will allow us to make some progress in some areas.”
Dems plan “to engage in some exchanges that will spotlight some of the worst depredations of the Trump Justice Department, and we hope the mobilization of public opinion will allow us to make some progress in some areas.”