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Betty Cracker of Florida
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Postcards from the sedge.

DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.

Peace, love, gators. 🐊
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Reports that Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to improve performance on jumps have aroused controversy
These Olympic Athletes Are Reportedly Doing WHAT To Their Penises For A Competitive Edge?
The Olympics haven't officially begun, but a report that ski jumpers may be using penis injections before competition is already arousing controversy.
www.huffpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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I want to reiterate that this shit is nuts. A federal invasion of state-run elections, an intelligence community invasion of federal law enforcement, a White House invasion of a criminal investigation, and a president’s insane treasonable sore loser obsession all rolled up and muddled together.
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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They were never going to get to their stated deportations goal with due process. So they're phasing it out.

(Part 2)
🚨HOLY CRAP. The Trump admin just took a SLEDGEHAMMER to due process, largely eliminating the Board of Immigration Appeals process and MANDATING DISMISSAL of ALL appeals (which cost $1,000 thanks to OBBBA) filed after tomorrow unless a majority of the BIA votes to hear the case.
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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They were never going to get to their stated deportations goal with due process. So they're phasing it out.

(Part 1)
I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Democracy dies in billionaire hands. [Cartoon by Michael de Adder]
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
gOLdEn aGe!
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 10h
Mass layoffs outlined by the likes of Amazon and UPS meant last month was the worst January for job cut announcements since the Great Recession, new data showed. https://cnn.it/4rvq5XI
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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ok but things were probably going really well in 2009 right? like, this was no biggie back then?
* US Companies Announce Most Job Cuts for Any January Since 2009

@bloomberg.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Pretty sure this Painted Bunting just mooned me. 🪶🤔
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Again they took away your incredibly meager healthcare and gave your money to the child-snatching squad
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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We shouldn't write off Peter Thiel comparing Greta Thunberg to the Antichrist because targeting climate scientists and activists will likely be in the upcoming chapters of this fascist regime. We stand in direct opposition to their plays to ramp up fossil fuel and beef production.
Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example | Fortune
The Gen Z Swedish climate activist is a legionnaire of the Antichrist, Thiel claims, a “Luddite” who wants to halt technological progress in its tracks.
fortune.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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NAMES MENTIONED IN THE FILES:
•Trump— 38K+
•Reid Hoffman— 2.6K+
•Bill Gates— 2.5K+
•Peter Thiel— 2.2K+
•Elon Musk—1.1K+
•Richard Branson— ~1K
•Howard Lutnick— 653
•Kevin Warsh— 521
•Larry Ellison— 398
•DACA recipients— 0
•Trans people— 0
•Drag queens— 0

www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
A list of powerful men named in the Epstein files, from Elon Musk to former Prince Andrew
A who’s who of powerful men make appearances in the huge trove of documents released by the Justice Department in connection with its investigations of Jeffrey Epstein.
www.pbs.org
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Well, well, well.

It seems you've been paid a visit by the inspector Robin.

I do hope for your sake nothing is amiss...
February 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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Yeah, we figured.
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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Maybe a dollop of good news today? Here's my newsletter about this week in the Resistance. Includes some awesome judicial verdicts. www.headsupnews.org/p/nimby-but-...
NIMBY, but for concentration camps
ICE is getting major pushback as it tries to buy massive warehouses for people
www.headsupnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Wait, you can do that?!??
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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The chair of the first law firm that bent the knee to Trump’s extortion and agreed to do pro bono work for him is featured in the Epstein Files, you say? Huh.
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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They won't ever let it go, the Crows.

This has gone on for 1000s of years. Just because a ancestral Heron once said something rude about them looking and sounding like Goth pigeons.
Excuse to post these again 😄 I heard so much racket from the crows that was what made me look outside. Don’t forget to duck 😆 #Heron #London
February 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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We have tons of information about Miller's white supremacist mindset from leaked emails in 2019. That has totally disappeared from our discussion of his goal of ethnic cleansing. That's why I wanted to speak to Michael Edison Hayden who reported out those emails.
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons.

We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team.

Read more:
Identified: the El Paso BORTAC crew rampaging through the Midwest
One violent duo in particular, U.S. Border Patrol agents Michael Sveum (EZ-2) and Edgar Vazquez (EZ-17), have been frequently seen alongside former commander-at-large Greg Bovino terrorizing crowds wi...
unraveledpress.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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"It's not sexist. Roger Ailes used to tell us that." 😭
February 5, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Brad Karp Resigns as Paul Weiss Chairman Amid Epstein Fallout
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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A couple of cute shots of Junco's taken today, so round and full of good food.
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
“Ye fuck ONE goat…”
I swear this clip is not edited. Trump pivots from downplaying the killing of Renee Good and Alex Pretti ("two people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity") to in the very next breath claiming "we've been very tough on the waters," leaving Tom Llamas baffled ("the waters?")
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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No lies detected. #fyeahbaseball
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 AM