Betty Cracker of Florida
@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Postcards from the sedge.
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
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JUST IN: U.S. Customs and Border Protection says Border Patrol agent Charles Exum, who shot Chicago's Marimar Martinez, "was placed on administrative leave":
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
JUST IN: U.S. Customs and Border Protection says Border Patrol agent Charles Exum, who shot Chicago's Marimar Martinez, "was placed on administrative leave":
She wasn’t clearly nuts back then, but she was a huge drama llama & relentless power-seeker. I remember seeing her on TV in the late 90s & early aughts when she was a state attorney & spokeswoman. We used to laugh at her histrionics. Not surprised she’s a fascist’s bootlicking toady, tbh.
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
She wasn’t clearly nuts back then, but she was a huge drama llama & relentless power-seeker. I remember seeing her on TV in the late 90s & early aughts when she was a state attorney & spokeswoman. We used to laugh at her histrionics. Not surprised she’s a fascist’s bootlicking toady, tbh.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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Desmarest's Hutia is a good example of Island Gigantism. It's the largest native mammal in Cuba, a two foot long rodent weighing up to twenty pounds!
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Desmarest's Hutia is a good example of Island Gigantism. It's the largest native mammal in Cuba, a two foot long rodent weighing up to twenty pounds!
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I’ve said something like this here before, but it bears repeating today: Pam Bondi is a contemporary from my region, same college, etc., so I’ve watched her rise for decades. I assure you a more contemptible, grasping, power-mad wretch never emerged from these sunny shores.
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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I’ve said something like this here before, but it bears repeating today: Pam Bondi is a contemporary from my region, same college, etc., so I’ve watched her rise for decades. I assure you a more contemptible, grasping, power-mad wretch never emerged from these sunny shores.
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Listen to @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
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from the most excellent @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social at Balloon Juice, a useful resource: projectsaltbox.substack.com/p/using-data...
Using Data for Good: A Crash Course
Our response to "What can I do?"
projectsaltbox.substack.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
from the most excellent @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social at Balloon Juice, a useful resource: projectsaltbox.substack.com/p/using-data...
Yowza! I winced, and I don’t even have balls!
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Yowza! I winced, and I don’t even have balls!
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February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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WHAT A MAGNIFICENT BIRD PROBABLY!
We need to bring back #stickhappens or maybe #brancheshappen This morning a hawk was in the yard, it flew up to a tree at the other end of the yard. #nature #birdsofbluesky #hawksofbluesky
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
WHAT A MAGNIFICENT BIRD PROBABLY!
Who could have known that a group of violent, Trump-worshipping thugs would include so many pedophiles? Oh wait…
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child. n.pr/4tx7oVq
A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted of sexually abusing children
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child.
n.pr
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Who could have known that a group of violent, Trump-worshipping thugs would include so many pedophiles? Oh wait…
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How come the people who claim to believe in hell don't act like it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
How come the people who claim to believe in hell don't act like it.
Hell, even one of the damn geese!
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Hell, even one of the damn geese!
Yep. I think most of us would happily swap the Orange Pustule for a random Canadian.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Yep. I think most of us would happily swap the Orange Pustule for a random Canadian.
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I’m just gonna assume the number is somewhere between the 27% Crazification Factor and the 4% Lizardman Constant.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I’m just gonna assume the number is somewhere between the 27% Crazification Factor and the 4% Lizardman Constant.
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Rep. Jesús García comes out swinging: "You're one of the worst attorney generals in our history and an instrument of Donald Trump's lawless authoritarian agenda, and I'm glad the American people are seeing who you are."
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Rep. Jesús García comes out swinging: "You're one of the worst attorney generals in our history and an instrument of Donald Trump's lawless authoritarian agenda, and I'm glad the American people are seeing who you are."
Just an absolute disgrace.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Just an absolute disgrace.
Yep. Absolutely bug-fuck nuts.
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Yep. Absolutely bug-fuck nuts.
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Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
I’ve said something like this here before, but it bears repeating today: Pam Bondi is a contemporary from my region, same college, etc., so I’ve watched her rise for decades. I assure you a more contemptible, grasping, power-mad wretch never emerged from these sunny shores.
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’ve said something like this here before, but it bears repeating today: Pam Bondi is a contemporary from my region, same college, etc., so I’ve watched her rise for decades. I assure you a more contemptible, grasping, power-mad wretch never emerged from these sunny shores.
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Social media is quite literally going to be the death of us when Trump’s thugs bust down our doors holding copies of Facebook profile pics from 2009
United States Customs and Border Protection plans to spend $225,000 for a year of access to Clearview AI, a face recognition tool that compares photos against billions of images scraped from the internet.
CBP Signs Clearview AI Deal to Use Face Recognition for ‘Tactical Targeting’
US Border Patrol intelligence units will gain access to a face recognition tool built on billions of images scraped from the internet.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Social media is quite literally going to be the death of us when Trump’s thugs bust down our doors holding copies of Facebook profile pics from 2009
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The most blatantly corrupt gangster government in American history. Where are congressional Republicans on this stuff? Nowhere to be found. Vote them ALL out.
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The most blatantly corrupt gangster government in American history. Where are congressional Republicans on this stuff? Nowhere to be found. Vote them ALL out.