Betty Cracker of Florida
@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Postcards from the sedge.
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
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SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
Meanwhile, not far from the Disgraceland compound...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Meanwhile, not far from the Disgraceland compound...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
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Remember when "America has many groups of people in it and that's good and makes us strong" was an uncontroversial - even cliched - viewpoint that was universally endorsed across the political spectrum?
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Remember when "America has many groups of people in it and that's good and makes us strong" was an uncontroversial - even cliched - viewpoint that was universally endorsed across the political spectrum?
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
I was pretty dang close!
I suck at predicting scores, but here goes: Seahawks over Patriots, 24 - 10. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I was pretty dang close!
More importantly, the evidence shows this! Years after Nutlick lied about shunning Epstein. He should resign.
Massie accused Lutnick of being in business with Epstein “many years after” his conviction in 2008.
Massie Calls For Lutnick To Resign Over Epstein Connection
Massie accused Lutnick of being in business with Epstein “many years after” his conviction in 2008.
www.forbes.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
More importantly, the evidence shows this! Years after Nutlick lied about shunning Epstein. He should resign.
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
Someday, a little shrub will ask, “Daddy, what did you do to oppose the fascist?” These hedges tonight have nothing to be ashamed of!
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Someday, a little shrub will ask, “Daddy, what did you do to oppose the fascist?” These hedges tonight have nothing to be ashamed of!
I’m an old fart who is DEFINITELY not the target audience, but GO BAD BUNNY! #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I’m an old fart who is DEFINITELY not the target audience, but GO BAD BUNNY! #SuperBowl
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Clack it, don’t spray it Ravi!! 🤣 If you look very carefully, you can see a spray of moisture as Ravi clacks.
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Clack it, don’t spray it Ravi!! 🤣 If you look very carefully, you can see a spray of moisture as Ravi clacks.
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
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I remember a few years ago when every other super bowl ad was for NFTs, looks like it's a.i. this year
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I remember a few years ago when every other super bowl ad was for NFTs, looks like it's a.i. this year
I suck at predicting scores, but here goes: Seahawks over Patriots, 24 - 10. #SuperBowl
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I suck at predicting scores, but here goes: Seahawks over Patriots, 24 - 10. #SuperBowl
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Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
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So Trump fired a Cuban-American secretary of the Navy and replaced him with a white guy on the Epstein list. That tracks.
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
So Trump fired a Cuban-American secretary of the Navy and replaced him with a white guy on the Epstein list. That tracks.
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In advance of the inevitable complaining about the Super Bowl I’m gonna politely suggest a “shhhh let people enjoy things.”
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
In advance of the inevitable complaining about the Super Bowl I’m gonna politely suggest a “shhhh let people enjoy things.”
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Former Bucs coach Bruce Arians says he’s doing well after heart surgery
Former Bucs coach Bruce Arians says he’s doing well after heart surgery
The three-time Super Bowl champion, including once as a head coach, had an aneurysm repaired Friday in Philadelphia.
www.tampabay.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Former Bucs coach Bruce Arians says he’s doing well after heart surgery
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ICE Barbie’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. The initials spell KLAN. Sometimes the universe writes the joke itself.
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
ICE Barbie’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. The initials spell KLAN. Sometimes the universe writes the joke itself.
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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The ‘You Don’t Have to Apologize for Being White Anymore’ guys have now made it against the law to use the word Black at college.
A Florida A&M University law student says the school told her to remove the word 'Black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law
‘Black’ banned from flyers for FAMU College of Law Black History Month event, student says
A student at FAMU College of Law says the school told her to remove the word 'black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law.
www.clickorlando.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The ‘You Don’t Have to Apologize for Being White Anymore’ guys have now made it against the law to use the word Black at college.
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He may be tiny, but he has the heart of a Klingon warrior!
www.youtube.com/shorts/M2e5J...
www.youtube.com/shorts/M2e5J...
Lemming Fights Skier
YouTube video by Forevergreen
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
He may be tiny, but he has the heart of a Klingon warrior!
www.youtube.com/shorts/M2e5J...
www.youtube.com/shorts/M2e5J...
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This proposal deserves serious study
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This proposal deserves serious study
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holy recursive reality batman
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
holy recursive reality batman