Betty Cracker of Florida
@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Postcards from the sedge.
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
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Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #StareDown any bird looking straight at you.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #StareDown any bird looking straight at you.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
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“Everywhere that this has happened has been kind of a real dumpster fire,” said the Republican Orange County executive. “It’s been greeted with controversy, protests, violence, and it’s not something that we want."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
As American Views of ICE Dim, Warehouses Become a Symbol of Resistance
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“Everywhere that this has happened has been kind of a real dumpster fire,” said the Republican Orange County executive. “It’s been greeted with controversy, protests, violence, and it’s not something that we want."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
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elon musk is a D.A.R.E. psyop to scare teenagers in to thinking ketamine is lame
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
elon musk is a D.A.R.E. psyop to scare teenagers in to thinking ketamine is lame
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
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This guy learned how to speak with chicken
[📹 lukesgoldies]
[📹 lukesgoldies]
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This guy learned how to speak with chicken
[📹 lukesgoldies]
[📹 lukesgoldies]
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Our friend the Hispaniolan Armored Toad was first described in 2018 and is only known from a single location in the Dominican Republic! Their skin is very rough and bumpy, and they have prominent armored ridges on their head, giving them their name! (photo by Judá Isaí Martínez Uribe)
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Our friend the Hispaniolan Armored Toad was first described in 2018 and is only known from a single location in the Dominican Republic! Their skin is very rough and bumpy, and they have prominent armored ridges on their head, giving them their name! (photo by Judá Isaí Martínez Uribe)
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What? That can't be right. Haven't they seen the president's plans for his special golden ballroom?
Enten: "Trump's base with non-college voters is absolutely collapsing ... he's underwater by 9 points. That's a 23 point switcheroo."
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
What? That can't be right. Haven't they seen the president's plans for his special golden ballroom?
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SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
Meanwhile, not far from the Disgraceland compound...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Meanwhile, not far from the Disgraceland compound...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
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Remember when "America has many groups of people in it and that's good and makes us strong" was an uncontroversial - even cliched - viewpoint that was universally endorsed across the political spectrum?
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Remember when "America has many groups of people in it and that's good and makes us strong" was an uncontroversial - even cliched - viewpoint that was universally endorsed across the political spectrum?
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
I was pretty dang close!
I suck at predicting scores, but here goes: Seahawks over Patriots, 24 - 10. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I was pretty dang close!
More importantly, the evidence shows this! Years after Nutlick lied about shunning Epstein. He should resign.
Massie accused Lutnick of being in business with Epstein “many years after” his conviction in 2008.
Massie Calls For Lutnick To Resign Over Epstein Connection
Massie accused Lutnick of being in business with Epstein “many years after” his conviction in 2008.
www.forbes.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
More importantly, the evidence shows this! Years after Nutlick lied about shunning Epstein. He should resign.
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
Someday, a little shrub will ask, “Daddy, what did you do to oppose the fascist?” These hedges tonight have nothing to be ashamed of!
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Someday, a little shrub will ask, “Daddy, what did you do to oppose the fascist?” These hedges tonight have nothing to be ashamed of!
I’m an old fart who is DEFINITELY not the target audience, but GO BAD BUNNY! #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I’m an old fart who is DEFINITELY not the target audience, but GO BAD BUNNY! #SuperBowl
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Clack it, don’t spray it Ravi!! 🤣 If you look very carefully, you can see a spray of moisture as Ravi clacks.
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Clack it, don’t spray it Ravi!! 🤣 If you look very carefully, you can see a spray of moisture as Ravi clacks.
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
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I remember a few years ago when every other super bowl ad was for NFTs, looks like it's a.i. this year
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I remember a few years ago when every other super bowl ad was for NFTs, looks like it's a.i. this year
I suck at predicting scores, but here goes: Seahawks over Patriots, 24 - 10. #SuperBowl
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I suck at predicting scores, but here goes: Seahawks over Patriots, 24 - 10. #SuperBowl
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Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
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So Trump fired a Cuban-American secretary of the Navy and replaced him with a white guy on the Epstein list. That tracks.
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
So Trump fired a Cuban-American secretary of the Navy and replaced him with a white guy on the Epstein list. That tracks.
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In advance of the inevitable complaining about the Super Bowl I’m gonna politely suggest a “shhhh let people enjoy things.”
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
In advance of the inevitable complaining about the Super Bowl I’m gonna politely suggest a “shhhh let people enjoy things.”