Betty Cracker of Florida
@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Postcards from the sedge.
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
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Update on the plan to make The Handmaid's Tale a reality.
The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
jessica.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Update on the plan to make The Handmaid's Tale a reality.
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OK, but Trump was president when the 2020 election happened, so isn't the notion that Venezuela interfered an indictment of his national security apparatus?
So I just listened to @ariberman.bsky.social articulate the same theory @jvl.bsky.social has: that there’s a real chance the Trump admin is going to lean on Maduro or offer him some sort of deal to say Venezuela did interfere in the 2020 elections.
open.spotify.com/episode/1cPG...
open.spotify.com/episode/1cPG...
Trump Starts the Steal
open.spotify.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
OK, but Trump was president when the 2020 election happened, so isn't the notion that Venezuela interfered an indictment of his national security apparatus?
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DON'T BE A PANICAN!
a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest
ALT: a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
DON'T BE A PANICAN!
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oh my god how bad are these jobs numbers going to be lol
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
oh my god how bad are these jobs numbers going to be lol
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
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Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #StareDown any bird looking straight at you.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #StareDown any bird looking straight at you.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
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“Everywhere that this has happened has been kind of a real dumpster fire,” said the Republican Orange County executive. “It’s been greeted with controversy, protests, violence, and it’s not something that we want."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
As American Views of ICE Dim, Warehouses Become a Symbol of Resistance
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“Everywhere that this has happened has been kind of a real dumpster fire,” said the Republican Orange County executive. “It’s been greeted with controversy, protests, violence, and it’s not something that we want."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
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elon musk is a D.A.R.E. psyop to scare teenagers in to thinking ketamine is lame
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
elon musk is a D.A.R.E. psyop to scare teenagers in to thinking ketamine is lame
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
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This guy learned how to speak with chicken
[📹 lukesgoldies]
[📹 lukesgoldies]
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This guy learned how to speak with chicken
[📹 lukesgoldies]
[📹 lukesgoldies]
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Our friend the Hispaniolan Armored Toad was first described in 2018 and is only known from a single location in the Dominican Republic! Their skin is very rough and bumpy, and they have prominent armored ridges on their head, giving them their name! (photo by Judá Isaí Martínez Uribe)
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Our friend the Hispaniolan Armored Toad was first described in 2018 and is only known from a single location in the Dominican Republic! Their skin is very rough and bumpy, and they have prominent armored ridges on their head, giving them their name! (photo by Judá Isaí Martínez Uribe)
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What? That can't be right. Haven't they seen the president's plans for his special golden ballroom?
Enten: "Trump's base with non-college voters is absolutely collapsing ... he's underwater by 9 points. That's a 23 point switcheroo."
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
What? That can't be right. Haven't they seen the president's plans for his special golden ballroom?
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SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
Meanwhile, not far from the Disgraceland compound...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Meanwhile, not far from the Disgraceland compound...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen...
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Remember when "America has many groups of people in it and that's good and makes us strong" was an uncontroversial - even cliched - viewpoint that was universally endorsed across the political spectrum?
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Remember when "America has many groups of people in it and that's good and makes us strong" was an uncontroversial - even cliched - viewpoint that was universally endorsed across the political spectrum?
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
I was pretty dang close!
I suck at predicting scores, but here goes: Seahawks over Patriots, 24 - 10. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I was pretty dang close!
More importantly, the evidence shows this! Years after Nutlick lied about shunning Epstein. He should resign.
Massie accused Lutnick of being in business with Epstein “many years after” his conviction in 2008.
Massie Calls For Lutnick To Resign Over Epstein Connection
Massie accused Lutnick of being in business with Epstein “many years after” his conviction in 2008.
www.forbes.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
More importantly, the evidence shows this! Years after Nutlick lied about shunning Epstein. He should resign.
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
Someday, a little shrub will ask, “Daddy, what did you do to oppose the fascist?” These hedges tonight have nothing to be ashamed of!
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Someday, a little shrub will ask, “Daddy, what did you do to oppose the fascist?” These hedges tonight have nothing to be ashamed of!
I’m an old fart who is DEFINITELY not the target audience, but GO BAD BUNNY! #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I’m an old fart who is DEFINITELY not the target audience, but GO BAD BUNNY! #SuperBowl
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Clack it, don’t spray it Ravi!! 🤣 If you look very carefully, you can see a spray of moisture as Ravi clacks.
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Clack it, don’t spray it Ravi!! 🤣 If you look very carefully, you can see a spray of moisture as Ravi clacks.
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶
This was a nice visit, about 10 minutes. He zoomed off the fence down the slope. This foretold events to come. 🪶