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Betty Cracker of Florida
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Postcards from the sedge.

DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.

Peace, love, gators. ☮️❤️🐊
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Using Data for Good: A Crash Course
Our response to "What can I do?"
projectsaltbox.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Recall the White House "don't panic" memo yesterday, and now they've hauled this serial fraud out to try to pre-spin jobs data on Fox. It's gonna show a bloodbath.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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JUST IN: A federal judge in Michigan has rejected the administration's attempt to obtain the state's voter rolls.

Judge Hala Jarbou, a Trump appointee, said the law does not require the state to turn them over.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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The Wall Street Journal just illustrated the core argument of my book: a system rigged to reward capital over labor is one in which even full-time work no longer secures the most basic material needs.

This is the economic order that produces the "working homeless."

www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Today’s early bird is once again our delightful #PaintedBunting! We went from never seeing these guys to being his primary food purveyor. #birds
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Nothing to see here. Just Judge Winebox asking a (real) judge to dismiss an indictment against Epstein crisis communications consultant / Trump advisor / stacked shirt afficionado Stephen K. Bannon.
The Justice Department is taking steps to throw out Stephen Bannon’s conviction for defying a congressional subpoena about the Jan. 6, 2021, riot, its latest shift in a legal position to benefit a close ally of President Trump.
DOJ seeks to undo Bannon’s conviction for defying Jan. 6 subpoena
Jeanine Pirro, the U.S. attorney for D.C., said a judge should dismiss Stephen K. Bannon indictment over defying a Jan. 6 subpoena “in the interests of justice.”
www.washingtonpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Y'all want to know where ICE is trying to set up concentration camps?

H/T @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social

lookerstudio.google.com/reporting/b0...
DHS Contracts Visualizer
Looker Studio turns your data into informative dashboards and reports that are easy to read, easy to share, and fully customizable.
lookerstudio.google.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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They are greeting the new day with an appropriate level of suspicion, IMHO.
Good morning! 🪶
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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"No I'm fine, you just make sure you get your fucking video first"
February 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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I confirmed the first of Massie’s posts; it’s here if anyone else wants to check it out.

x.com/RepThomasMas...
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Vermont US Representative Becca Balint being interviewed by Drop Site News shortly after reviewing more, unreleased Epstein files saying
"They're all a bunch of sick fucks"
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Drama!
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Update on the plan to make The Handmaid's Tale a reality.
The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”

The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
jessica.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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OK, but Trump was president when the 2020 election happened, so isn't the notion that Venezuela interfered an indictment of his national security apparatus?
So I just listened to @ariberman.bsky.social articulate the same theory @jvl.bsky.social has: that there’s a real chance the Trump admin is going to lean on Maduro or offer him some sort of deal to say Venezuela did interfere in the 2020 elections.

open.spotify.com/episode/1cPG...
Trump Starts the Steal
open.spotify.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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DON'T BE A PANICAN!
a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest
ALT: a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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oh my god how bad are these jobs numbers going to be lol
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #StareDown any bird looking straight at you.
A puffin on the Isle of May.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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“Everywhere that this has happened has been kind of a real dumpster fire,” said the Republican Orange County executive. “It’s been greeted with controversy, protests, violence, and it’s not something that we want."

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/n...
As American Views of ICE Dim, Warehouses Become a Symbol of Resistance
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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elon musk is a D.A.R.E. psyop to scare teenagers in to thinking ketamine is lame
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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This guy learned how to speak with chicken

[📹 lukesgoldies]
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Our friend the Hispaniolan Armored Toad was first described in 2018 and is only known from a single location in the Dominican Republic! Their skin is very rough and bumpy, and they have prominent armored ridges on their head, giving them their name! (photo by Judá Isaí Martínez Uribe)
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM