Betty Cracker of Florida
@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Postcards from the sedge.
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. 🐊
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. 🐊
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Hanging bats filmed upside-down look like a Goth nightclub
YouTube video by Viral Reddit
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I used to retweet this periodically at The Bad Place because it's the perfect timeline cleanse. Now here. You're welcome.
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
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All the thieving Vance knows comes from Thiel,
Who has mastered the crooked self-deal.
Donate millions to spin;
Billions back for the win—
And your privacy, ripe for the steal.
www.afr.com/world/north-...
Who has mastered the crooked self-deal.
Donate millions to spin;
Billions back for the win—
And your privacy, ripe for the steal.
www.afr.com/world/north-...
The Peter Thiel-backed companies cashing in on Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’
The US President’s focus on national defence has created a tidal wave of contracts worth billions to the likes of Palantir and Anduril.
www.afr.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
All the thieving Vance knows comes from Thiel,
Who has mastered the crooked self-deal.
Donate millions to spin;
Billions back for the win—
And your privacy, ripe for the steal.
www.afr.com/world/north-...
Who has mastered the crooked self-deal.
Donate millions to spin;
Billions back for the win—
And your privacy, ripe for the steal.
www.afr.com/world/north-...
Straight up Nazi-grade abuses, and if these allegations are true, every single person involved should do time.
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Straight up Nazi-grade abuses, and if these allegations are true, every single person involved should do time.
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"An inspired piece of genius."
Los Angeles
Los Angeles
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"An inspired piece of genius."
Los Angeles
Los Angeles
Trump keeps bailing out foreign autocrats while Americans struggle to put food on the table and access healthcare.
Orbán, who met with Trump last week, has claimed he has secured a “financial shield” from the U.S. government as he prepares to boost spending ahead of next year’s elections.
Orbán Touts Trump Ties—Claims U.S. Will Help If Hungarian Currency Comes Under ‘Speculative Attack’
Orbán, who met with Trump last week, has claimed he has secured a “financial shield” from the U.S. government as he prepares to boost spending ahead of next year’s elections.
www.forbes.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Trump keeps bailing out foreign autocrats while Americans struggle to put food on the table and access healthcare.
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For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
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This is where we are right now. It’s NOT okay.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is where we are right now. It’s NOT okay.
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"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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I was told there was a crisis of free speech on campus that must be reversed
MAGA’s ongoing war on academic freedom, reflected in headlines from the last 24 hours.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I was told there was a crisis of free speech on campus that must be reversed
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November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Starbucks workers are on strike in 40 cities today. The coffee shop union movement they helped inspire is now everywhere: www.bonappetit.com/story/barist...
America's Baristas Are Brewing Up a Labor Movement
From union victories at local coffee institutions to the campaigns at giants like Starbucks, this grassroots movement is fundamentally reshaping the service industry.
www.bonappetit.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Starbucks workers are on strike in 40 cities today. The coffee shop union movement they helped inspire is now everywhere: www.bonappetit.com/story/barist...
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
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November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Thread.
A damn good one.
A damn good one.
More than anything else, powerful men - like the ones who run the NYT - believe in the legitimacy of power itself. Because if it isn’t legitimate, they have to start asking hard questions about the world and themselves.
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Thread.
A damn good one.
A damn good one.
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I think "Recognizing Satire" should join Freshman Composition as a universal course requirement for graduation.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think "Recognizing Satire" should join Freshman Composition as a universal course requirement for graduation.
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I take this to mean that Trump's health is worse than we may have thought.
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I take this to mean that Trump's health is worse than we may have thought.
Badger boating! Most dogs stand on the bow like they’re king of the worlllllld, but this sensible fellow prefers gunwales between himself and the alligators.
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Badger boating! Most dogs stand on the bow like they’re king of the worlllllld, but this sensible fellow prefers gunwales between himself and the alligators.
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This is illegal.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is illegal.
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It's time for MeThree
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's time for MeThree
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Then let’s please roll with this, clocks ticking
The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Then let’s please roll with this, clocks ticking
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Northern Lights over Chassell in Michigan's Keweenaw Peninsula!
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Northern Lights over Chassell in Michigan's Keweenaw Peninsula!
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King penguin, South Georgia
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
King penguin, South Georgia
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More foreign bailouts — but zero relief for Americans facing rising health care costs.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
More foreign bailouts — but zero relief for Americans facing rising health care costs.
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
While you’re trying to dodge overdraft fees and wondering how you’ll afford Thanksgiving and holiday gifts for your people, Eric Trump is spending $500M in scam-coin on the dark web to buy rhino horns, whale tusks and elephant foot umbrella stands. The Trump economy is working exactly as planned.
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
While you’re trying to dodge overdraft fees and wondering how you’ll afford Thanksgiving and holiday gifts for your people, Eric Trump is spending $500M in scam-coin on the dark web to buy rhino horns, whale tusks and elephant foot umbrella stands. The Trump economy is working exactly as planned.