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Menstrual cramps should be illegal
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Menstrual cramps should be illegal
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The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
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They probably spent Christmas talking in the billionaire groupchat about how we can't have universal healthcare, and they thought they sounded so smart that they jumped on their favorite microblogging sites to share their wisdom with us simple folk.
Did all billionaires spend Christmas microblogging about how we can't have universal healthcare?
MechaHitler, M.D.
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They probably spent Christmas talking in the billionaire groupchat about how we can't have universal healthcare, and they thought they sounded so smart that they jumped on their favorite microblogging sites to share their wisdom with us simple folk.
Did all billionaires spend Christmas microblogging about how we can't have universal healthcare?
MechaHitler, M.D.
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Did all billionaires spend Christmas microblogging about how we can't have universal healthcare?
Just remembered about the woke version of Baby It's Cold Outside and now I'm mad
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just remembered about the woke version of Baby It's Cold Outside and now I'm mad
It's kind of fascinating to see a Jewish American saying that watching Christmas movies makes him think about how the society needs to be more insular and homogeneous. Nothing about it makes sense.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's kind of fascinating to see a Jewish American saying that watching Christmas movies makes him think about how the society needs to be more insular and homogeneous. Nothing about it makes sense.
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Stephen Miller is a horrible racist in the sense that he is actually not that good at being racist.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Stephen Miller is a horrible racist in the sense that he is actually not that good at being racist.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement
I wonder how long my kids will continue to be adorable. We got Linus a graphic novel written by an author who had visited his school, and he was so excited. He asked to go to bed early tonight to start reading it
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I wonder how long my kids will continue to be adorable. We got Linus a graphic novel written by an author who had visited his school, and he was so excited. He asked to go to bed early tonight to start reading it
I think it's interesting they won't show us the croissant being formed. What are they hiding
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I think it's interesting they won't show us the croissant being formed. What are they hiding
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by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
(When the air is a little dry)
I can't live like this! I'm crumbling to dust and every moment is agony!
I can't live like this! I'm crumbling to dust and every moment is agony!
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
(When the air is a little dry)
I can't live like this! I'm crumbling to dust and every moment is agony!
I can't live like this! I'm crumbling to dust and every moment is agony!
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
Do you guys find yourselves hanging out in an objectly less comfortable part of your house? I'm always sitting on a hard wooden stool at my teeny tiny kitchen island instead of my couch, which is literally right over there
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Do you guys find yourselves hanging out in an objectly less comfortable part of your house? I'm always sitting on a hard wooden stool at my teeny tiny kitchen island instead of my couch, which is literally right over there
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merry christmas to yall , and to yall a good night
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
merry christmas to yall , and to yall a good night
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Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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The new “turning off motion smoothing on your parents’ TV” is “making sure the YouTube Christmas music playlist they’ve got on isn’t AI-generated”
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The new “turning off motion smoothing on your parents’ TV” is “making sure the YouTube Christmas music playlist they’ve got on isn’t AI-generated”
I had a very nice Christmas. Now nothing stands between me and my January 5th return to work. The anxiety is going to ratchet up every day until I am just a shaking lump, at which point hopefully I can go out on disability leave
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I had a very nice Christmas. Now nothing stands between me and my January 5th return to work. The anxiety is going to ratchet up every day until I am just a shaking lump, at which point hopefully I can go out on disability leave
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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Everyone look at the cake I made with my kids
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Everyone look at the cake I made with my kids
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
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There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy