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John Harbaugh to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
John Harbaugh to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.
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Bari Weiss's Free Press website ran this screed by Matt Taibbi defending his lawsuit against a book author.
But the Free Press apparently never reached out to the author. Even though Weiss spiked that 60 Minutes piece for not reaching out to enough Trump officials www.thefp.com/p/matt-taibb...
But the Free Press apparently never reached out to the author. Even though Weiss spiked that 60 Minutes piece for not reaching out to enough Trump officials www.thefp.com/p/matt-taibb...
Matt Taibbi: To Protect Free Speech, I’m Suing the Man Who Defamed Me
There’s a difference between censorship, which prevents speech, and seeking restitution for a harmful lie already in print. That's why I'm suing the man who defamed me, writes Matt Taibbi.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Bari Weiss's Free Press website ran this screed by Matt Taibbi defending his lawsuit against a book author.
But the Free Press apparently never reached out to the author. Even though Weiss spiked that 60 Minutes piece for not reaching out to enough Trump officials www.thefp.com/p/matt-taibb...
But the Free Press apparently never reached out to the author. Even though Weiss spiked that 60 Minutes piece for not reaching out to enough Trump officials www.thefp.com/p/matt-taibb...
Elon Musk is producing CSAM the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Elon Musk is producing CSAM the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Food | The fall of a Latin leader calls for spicy. While the formation of a Trump-chosen panel to now lead a hobbled nation beckons the bubbly. What will be your perfect paring while watching it all unfold? Try these arepas picantes with a simple splash of champán.
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Food | The fall of a Latin leader calls for spicy. While the formation of a Trump-chosen panel to now lead a hobbled nation beckons the bubbly. What will be your perfect paring while watching it all unfold? Try these arepas picantes with a simple splash of champán.
My kids have measles, I lost my job, and the price of gas is about to go up again. But at least now there won't be any songs in Spanish in the next Disney movie.
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
My kids have measles, I lost my job, and the price of gas is about to go up again. But at least now there won't be any songs in Spanish in the next Disney movie.
Whether it's Elon Musk creating sexually explicit pictures of children with AI or Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference, leaders on both sides have presented the public with disturbing tableaux.
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Whether it's Elon Musk creating sexually explicit pictures of children with AI or Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference, leaders on both sides have presented the public with disturbing tableaux.
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Obama was hounded over Jeremiah Wright but the media can’t be bothered with this guy
Always remember that this guy, pro-Nazi antisemitic neo-monarchist Curtis Yarvin, is one of JD Vance's core influences.
Curtis Yarvin has written a very long screed in defense of his post in which he said, “Hitler spoke the truth.”
A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:
“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:
“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Obama was hounded over Jeremiah Wright but the media can’t be bothered with this guy
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a lot of dumb dumbs at the Atlantic, but man, Caitlin Flanagan is on another level
December 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
a lot of dumb dumbs at the Atlantic, but man, Caitlin Flanagan is on another level
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Every major physicians' group says that children need to be vaccinated for measles and rubella. But Sierra Worthington-Park, who runs a healing crystals shop in Tiburon and usually votes Democratic, isn't so sure.
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Every major physicians' group says that children need to be vaccinated for measles and rubella. But Sierra Worthington-Park, who runs a healing crystals shop in Tiburon and usually votes Democratic, isn't so sure.
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The overwhelming majority of American pediatricians say that children should receive vaccines for flu, rotavirus, and RSV. But this Grok AI result pulled up by an HHS employee says otherwise. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The overwhelming majority of American pediatricians say that children should receive vaccines for flu, rotavirus, and RSV. But this Grok AI result pulled up by an HHS employee says otherwise. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Since Zohran Mamdani took office, the US has conducted an illegal invasion of Venezuela, bellicosely threatened to do the same in Greenland, and launched proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly for exercising his First Amendment rights. At what point does the Left admit it made a grievous mistake?
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Since Zohran Mamdani took office, the US has conducted an illegal invasion of Venezuela, bellicosely threatened to do the same in Greenland, and launched proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly for exercising his First Amendment rights. At what point does the Left admit it made a grievous mistake?
We wanted to know what will happen next in Venezuela. So we talked to three oil executives at a Fogo de Chão in Houston.
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
We wanted to know what will happen next in Venezuela. So we talked to three oil executives at a Fogo de Chão in Houston.
Donald Trump is doing colonialism the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Donald Trump is doing colonialism the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
I'm sure FIRE will be all over this.
Harvard has removed a resident dean -- a Black lecturer in psychology -- for writing posts critical of Trump and law enforcement
www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...
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Dunster House Resident Dean Gregory Davis Removed After Resurfaced Social Media Posts | News | The Harvard Crimson
Gregory K. Davis was removed from his post as Dunster House resident dean effective immediately, according to a message circulated to House affiliates Monday morning.
www.thecrimson.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm sure FIRE will be all over this.
Donald Trump's attack on vaccinations puts my immunologically compromised toddler at risk for several life-threatening diseases. But I also found some inaccuracies on Heather Cox Richardson's Substack. I have never felt more politically homeless.
January 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Donald Trump's attack on vaccinations puts my immunologically compromised toddler at risk for several life-threatening diseases. But I also found some inaccuracies on Heather Cox Richardson's Substack. I have never felt more politically homeless.
My IARP (Invasions Over Replacement President) predicts that Donald Trump will overthrow between two and three additional governments between now and 2028. And I tell you the place to get arepas in Jackson Heights. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
My IARP (Invasions Over Replacement President) predicts that Donald Trump will overthrow between two and three additional governments between now and 2028. And I tell you the place to get arepas in Jackson Heights. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
News. Trump to personally oversee the reconstruction of the presidential palace in Caracas.
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
News. Trump to personally oversee the reconstruction of the presidential palace in Caracas.
Elon Musk, who I do not support, has every right to use AI, which I do not support, to create kiddie porn, which I also do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Elon Musk, who I do not support, has every right to use AI, which I do not support, to create kiddie porn, which I also do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
Elon Musk is using Grok to fill the internet with child pornography. Some liberals object.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Elon Musk is using Grok to fill the internet with child pornography. Some liberals object.
Tim Walz to join Harvard Institute of Politics.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Tim Walz to join Harvard Institute of Politics.
Put the government of Venezuela on the blockchain.
by Andrew Yang
by Andrew Yang
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Put the government of Venezuela on the blockchain.
by Andrew Yang
by Andrew Yang
I asked my MAGA cab driver what he thought of the Venezuelan invasion. He said he couldn't answer without first knowing: 1) Do the libs love it or hate it? 2) Was anyone involved trans?
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I asked my MAGA cab driver what he thought of the Venezuelan invasion. He said he couldn't answer without first knowing: 1) Do the libs love it or hate it? 2) Was anyone involved trans?