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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Arrive home from the travel agency, well-done ribeye, and then down to the wood-paneled basement to fire up the cathode ray TV and pretend you're drinking whiskey with CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Arrive home from the travel agency, well-done ribeye, and then down to the wood-paneled basement to fire up the cathode ray TV and pretend you're drinking whiskey with CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.
Put the Nobel Peace Prize on the blockchain.
by Andrew Yang
by Andrew Yang
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Put the Nobel Peace Prize on the blockchain.
by Andrew Yang
by Andrew Yang
The real winner of the Nobel Peace Prize? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The real winner of the Nobel Peace Prize? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.
By obtaining the physical Nobel Peace Prize, Donald J. Trump is its rightful winner.
by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
By obtaining the physical Nobel Peace Prize, Donald J. Trump is its rightful winner.
by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
Participation trophies have made American men into weak, feminized soy boys. Here’s why I’m glad that Maria Machado gave her peace prize to Donald Trump
January 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Participation trophies have made American men into weak, feminized soy boys. Here’s why I’m glad that Maria Machado gave her peace prize to Donald Trump
Does a woman of color gifting her Nobel Prize to an undeserving white man mark the end of DEI—or a new beginning?
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Does a woman of color gifting her Nobel Prize to an undeserving white man mark the end of DEI—or a new beginning?
How many of the liberals complaining about the shooting of René Good even know what kind of gun the ICE officer used?
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
How many of the liberals complaining about the shooting of René Good even know what kind of gun the ICE officer used?
Just told my 10yo daughter about Whiskey Fridays. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Tonykanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Just told my 10yo daughter about Whiskey Fridays. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Tonykanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
María Machado says that giving her Peace Prize to Donald Trump will be worth it if it helps restore Venezuelan democracy. She's wrong—it will be worth it if it helps restore the Venezuelan republic.
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
María Machado says that giving her Peace Prize to Donald Trump will be worth it if it helps restore Venezuelan democracy. She's wrong—it will be worth it if it helps restore the Venezuelan republic.
Trump has destroyed the economy and unleashed a wave of terror on the streets of American cities. But the New Yorker still puts a diaeresis over the second "e" in "reëlect". I have never felt more politically homeless.
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Trump has destroyed the economy and unleashed a wave of terror on the streets of American cities. But the New Yorker still puts a diaeresis over the second "e" in "reëlect". I have never felt more politically homeless.
Jonathan Ross had to deny Renee Good potentially life-saving medical care to protect himself.
-CBS News, probably
-CBS News, probably
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Jonathan Ross had to deny Renee Good potentially life-saving medical care to protect himself.
-CBS News, probably
-CBS News, probably
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Fascism is violence because ya feel like it.
Stealing property because ya feel like it.
Doing whatever the hell you want—because ya don’t care.
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Stealing property because ya feel like it.
Doing whatever the hell you want—because ya don’t care.
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Fascism Kills, in Caracas & Minneapolis
From Minneapolis to Caracas, state violence is the point—and silence is complicity.
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January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Fascism is violence because ya feel like it.
Stealing property because ya feel like it.
Doing whatever the hell you want—because ya don’t care.
www.blueamp.co/p/fascism-ki...
Stealing property because ya feel like it.
Doing whatever the hell you want—because ya don’t care.
www.blueamp.co/p/fascism-ki...
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or Donald Trump asking for María Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize, presidents on both sides have asked for—and received—polarizing items.
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or Donald Trump asking for María Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize, presidents on both sides have asked for—and received—polarizing items.
María Corina Machado has handed her physical Nobel Peace Prize to Donald Trump, who shall henceforth be known in this space as Nobel Peace Prize recipient Donald Trump.
by Marc Thiessen
by Marc Thiessen
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
María Corina Machado has handed her physical Nobel Peace Prize to Donald Trump, who shall henceforth be known in this space as Nobel Peace Prize recipient Donald Trump.
by Marc Thiessen
by Marc Thiessen
Whether it’s a member of the working class condemning oligarchical pedophile or an oligarchic pedophile defending oligarchical pedophilia, the important thing is to avoid class war.
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Whether it’s a member of the working class condemning oligarchical pedophile or an oligarchic pedophile defending oligarchical pedophilia, the important thing is to avoid class war.
We wanted to know if ICE is doing its job. So we talked to three Aryan Nation members at a Five Guys in Coeur d'Alene.
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
We wanted to know if ICE is doing its job. So we talked to three Aryan Nation members at a Five Guys in Coeur d'Alene.
ICE is randomly killing American citizens and I have been unable to find a job for the last year. But the wine mom next door is always hassling me about composting. I have never felt more politically homeless.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ICE is randomly killing American citizens and I have been unable to find a job for the last year. But the wine mom next door is always hassling me about composting. I have never felt more politically homeless.
Whether it’s Donald Trump turning American cities into occupied police states or Joe Biden fixing our nation’s crumbling infrastructure and trains, people on both sides of the aisle feel like they don’t recognize their own country when the other party is in power.
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Whether it’s Donald Trump turning American cities into occupied police states or Joe Biden fixing our nation’s crumbling infrastructure and trains, people on both sides of the aisle feel like they don’t recognize their own country when the other party is in power.
Every ICE homicide victim as a character from Game of Thrones.
by Chris Cillizza
by Chris Cillizza
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Every ICE homicide victim as a character from Game of Thrones.
by Chris Cillizza
by Chris Cillizza
What do the ICE shootings, the Golden Globes, a looming Greenland invasion, unlawful deportations, and my pathetic NFL playoff picks have in common? As it turns out, a whole heckuva lot! Take this quiz to find out more.
by Chris Cillizza
by Chris Cillizza
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
What do the ICE shootings, the Golden Globes, a looming Greenland invasion, unlawful deportations, and my pathetic NFL playoff picks have in common? As it turns out, a whole heckuva lot! Take this quiz to find out more.
by Chris Cillizza
by Chris Cillizza
Sen. Mark Kelly is guilty of sedition against the U.S. government. How dare he show his face at the Capitol?
by Stewart Rhodes
by Stewart Rhodes
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Sen. Mark Kelly is guilty of sedition against the U.S. government. How dare he show his face at the Capitol?
by Stewart Rhodes
by Stewart Rhodes
My three-year-old was watching CBS News when she turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy why is the nice man with the square jaw talking funny?” And when I told her “Because he’s drunk, it’s whiskey Friday,” she started crying.
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My three-year-old was watching CBS News when she turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy why is the nice man with the square jaw talking funny?” And when I told her “Because he’s drunk, it’s whiskey Friday,” she started crying.
Israel and Arab nations are urging Donald Trump to hold off on any attack of Iran. But X user @cryptobeeftallow1488 says he must strike now to show America's alpha predator supremacy. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know who to trust.
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Israel and Arab nations are urging Donald Trump to hold off on any attack of Iran. But X user @cryptobeeftallow1488 says he must strike now to show America's alpha predator supremacy. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know who to trust.
“Whiskey DILFs and wine MILFs”: How Bari Weiss aims to make CBS sexy again
January 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
“Whiskey DILFs and wine MILFs”: How Bari Weiss aims to make CBS sexy again
Whether it’s Hillary Clinton losing $20,000 on a land deal in Arkansas or Donald Trump taking billions of dollars in oil revenue from Venezuela and stashing it in a secret bank account in Qatar, both candidates are guilty of some shady financial dealings.
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Whether it’s Hillary Clinton losing $20,000 on a land deal in Arkansas or Donald Trump taking billions of dollars in oil revenue from Venezuela and stashing it in a secret bank account in Qatar, both candidates are guilty of some shady financial dealings.