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Opinion | The US cannot be pulled into an endless war in Venezuela. Democrats must end their Epstein inquiry NOW.
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Nicolas Maduro is a monster. Among other things, he overthrew a presidential election that, deep down, he knew he lost.

by Donald J. Trump
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I went up to the Hill to ask Mike Johnson what he thought of Trump usurping Congress's powers to invade and occupy Venezuela. He said this was the first he was hearing of the invasion and thus he couldn't comment on it.
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
As a DC access journalist seasoned in all things Trump, I have advice for Nicolas Maduro: take your imprisonment seriously but not literally.
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
How will Pete Hegseth lead a provisional military government in Venezuela? We watched 30 hours of Fox News Weekend to find out.
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Interim Venezuelan leader promises Trump family to speed the flow of cocaine into the United States.
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Polls show that 70% of Americans oppose the war in Venezuela. But at this CBS News staff meeting, that number feels much smaller.
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The invasion of Venezuela is one thing, but Trump’s proposed plan to invade Cuba could seriously damage the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Donald the Dove
Watch this. Watch again.

"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.

But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Will Mamdani be able to keep hold over his socialist new york fanbase when International socialist star Maduro announces his arrival to the city?
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
First Mamdani. Now Maduro. Can New York City handle this much communism in one city?
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Whether it's Donald Trump demanding oil from Venezuela or Barack Obama demanding dijon mustard from a hot dog vendor, both presidents made some highly unorthodox requests.
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
It is tragic that President Trump, who I do not support, and Nicolas Maduro, who I do not support, didn't join forces with Vladimir Putin, who I do not support, to form the greatest alliance the world has ever known, which I would not support.

by Glenn Greenwald
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
How should America's occupying forces govern Venezuela? We asked four unvaccinated MAHA moms at an Amway party in Jacksonville.
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.

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Mamdani Called Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
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January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Republican Party is led by a senile pedophile who just started an illegal war. But my liberal coworker says “immigrants, we get the job done” all the time even though he’s a third generation Indian-American who grew up in Fremont. I have never felt more politically homeless.
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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NEW from me:

Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- taking a private plane to Miami to so he can go jet skiing with DJ Khaled and play soccer with David Beckham.

Take that, elites!

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Private jets and ‘Bari pitches’: Inside Weiss’ chaotic CBS Evening News reboot
EXCLUSIVE: The new CBS News editor-in-chief has chartered private flights for her armed security detail, made last-minute logistical changes and fired off ‘Bari Pitches.’ Weiss is once again accused o...
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January 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Maduro’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
January 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The Tony Dokoupil I Knew

How did the shy Nickelback fan I roomed with at George Washington become the Joseph Goebbels of the Trump administration?
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And if not the quarry, how about the provisional government of Venezuela?
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
CBS News Exclusive | Did Nicolas Maduro fund the pro-Palestinian protests of 2023 and 2024? Bill Ackman and Miriam Adelson have their suspicions.
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Worried about the war in Venezuela? These sheet-pan arepas will make you feel like you’re in Caracas.
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
CBS News Exclusive | How did the Department of War enter Venezuela from the Gulf of America? Our team is standing by at the Trump Kennedy Center for updates.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
What Nicolas Maduro can learn from Ron DeSantis.

by Pamela Paul
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM