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Opinion | Eight Democratic senators just sold their constituents out for nothing more than a pat on the head from Joe Scarborough. Even Judas asked for 50 pieces of silver.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Opinion | Eight Democratic senators just sold their constituents out for nothing more than a pat on the head from Joe Scarborough. Even Judas asked for 50 pieces of silver.
Just told my 10yo daughter about #ChuckSchumer. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Chuckanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Just told my 10yo daughter about #ChuckSchumer. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Chuckanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
Nancy Pelosi was a groundbreaking Speaker, but she was too focused on getting Democrats to respect the will of their voters.
by Chuck Schumer
by Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nancy Pelosi was a groundbreaking Speaker, but she was too focused on getting Democrats to respect the will of their voters.
by Chuck Schumer
by Chuck Schumer
Analysis | Yes, Democrats won last Tuesday's elections by double digits. However, they did not win them by triple digits. The time had come to cave to Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Analysis | Yes, Democrats won last Tuesday's elections by double digits. However, they did not win them by triple digits. The time had come to cave to Trump.
Curious about the Senate vote to reopen the government without healthcare concessions from Trump? These sheet pan waffles will make you think you’re chatting with Dick Durbin and Tim Kaine.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Curious about the Senate vote to reopen the government without healthcare concessions from Trump? These sheet pan waffles will make you think you’re chatting with Dick Durbin and Tim Kaine.
President Trump won’t forget John Fetterman’s vote to end the shutdown on Republican terms. The senator can expect a full pardon the next time he pulls a gun on a black jogger.
by Karoline Leavitt
by Karoline Leavitt
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
President Trump won’t forget John Fetterman’s vote to end the shutdown on Republican terms. The senator can expect a full pardon the next time he pulls a gun on a black jogger.
by Karoline Leavitt
by Karoline Leavitt
To those whining about my siding with Trump on the shutdown fight, I don’t answer to you. I answer to the 2028 Republican primary voters in Iowa.
by John Fetterman
by John Fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
To those whining about my siding with Trump on the shutdown fight, I don’t answer to you. I answer to the 2028 Republican primary voters in Iowa.
by John Fetterman
by John Fetterman
The shitlibs finally did something right this weekend when they caved in on the ACA, which I do not support, and handed a political victory to Donald Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The shitlibs finally did something right this weekend when they caved in on the ACA, which I do not support, and handed a political victory to Donald Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
Chuckles Bites the Dust
Schumer never turned the world on with his smile, and when he's gone, the Democratic party just might make it after all.
by Maureen Dowd
Schumer never turned the world on with his smile, and when he's gone, the Democratic party just might make it after all.
by Maureen Dowd
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Chuckles Bites the Dust
Schumer never turned the world on with his smile, and when he's gone, the Democratic party just might make it after all.
by Maureen Dowd
Schumer never turned the world on with his smile, and when he's gone, the Democratic party just might make it after all.
by Maureen Dowd
Sure, some wild-eyed leftists like [check notes] Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias think Democrats were winning the shutdown and shouldn't have caved....
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sure, some wild-eyed leftists like [check notes] Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias think Democrats were winning the shutdown and shouldn't have caved....
Dems in Disarray
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Dems in Disarray
AI is making us too stupid to react to the apocalypse it is bringing. But that’s a good thing.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
AI is making us too stupid to react to the apocalypse it is bringing. But that’s a good thing.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
We have had enough winning.
by Senate Democrats
by Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
We have had enough winning.
by Senate Democrats
by Senate Democrats
Every Democratic senator who caved to Trump as a character from Game of Thrones.
by Chris Cillizza
by Chris Cillizza
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Every Democratic senator who caved to Trump as a character from Game of Thrones.
by Chris Cillizza
by Chris Cillizza
Donald Trump is working overtime and sparing no effort to make sure that Americans don’t receive food assistance. Where was this energy from Joe Biden?
by Marc Thiessen
by Marc Thiessen
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Donald Trump is working overtime and sparing no effort to make sure that Americans don’t receive food assistance. Where was this energy from Joe Biden?
by Marc Thiessen
by Marc Thiessen
Whether it's Joe Lieberman going MAGA or Tim Kaine caving in on ACA, both vice-presidential nominees turned out to be assholes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Whether it's Joe Lieberman going MAGA or Tim Kaine caving in on ACA, both vice-presidential nominees turned out to be assholes.
I lost my job, my dad was deported, and I can't afford my health care insurance. But at least I know that now HBO isn't going to do another Lena Dunham series.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I lost my job, my dad was deported, and I can't afford my health care insurance. But at least I know that now HBO isn't going to do another Lena Dunham series.
Mamdani's win in New York means less than you think. Spanberger's win in Virginia means Democrats need to cave on the shutdown as soon as possible.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Mamdani's win in New York means less than you think. Spanberger's win in Virginia means Democrats need to cave on the shutdown as soon as possible.
Chuck Schumer is caving in on ACA extensions the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Chuck Schumer is caving in on ACA extensions the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
The Democrats have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Democrats have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
If Trump indicts my colleague Adam Schiff, I will have no choice but to cancel my next book tour.
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If Trump indicts my colleague Adam Schiff, I will have no choice but to cancel my next book tour.
Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
They lost their retirement savings on Trump’s crypto and NFTs. They blame Democrats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
They lost their retirement savings on Trump’s crypto and NFTs. They blame Democrats.
California Governor Gavin Newsom's hardball tactics on redistricting have won him plaudits from many on the left, but Tallulah Chan-Salzman, who co-owns a Silver Lake matcha bar and usually supports Democratic candidates, says that his aggressive approach leaves her deeply uncomfortable.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
California Governor Gavin Newsom's hardball tactics on redistricting have won him plaudits from many on the left, but Tallulah Chan-Salzman, who co-owns a Silver Lake matcha bar and usually supports Democratic candidates, says that his aggressive approach leaves her deeply uncomfortable.
The 50 Year Mortgage will ensure that people like Letitia James and Adam Schiff will never commit mortgage fraud again.
by Bill Pulte
by Bill Pulte
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The 50 Year Mortgage will ensure that people like Letitia James and Adam Schiff will never commit mortgage fraud again.
by Bill Pulte
by Bill Pulte