Schnorkles O'Bork
@schnorkles.bsky.social
A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.
Reposting for posterity:
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reposting for posterity:
AS IT IS HALLOWEEN, It IS TIME FOR ME TO POST THE HALLOWEEN POLLING JOKE:
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
AS IT IS HALLOWEEN, It IS TIME FOR ME TO POST THE HALLOWEEN POLLING JOKE:
I take no credit for this image, but I hoep you're ready:
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I take no credit for this image, but I hoep you're ready:
Plenty of reasons to be grateful in this life but easily the biggest one is possessing genes who look like this at 61
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Plenty of reasons to be grateful in this life but easily the biggest one is possessing genes who look like this at 61
Live look of all the combining pressures in the US economy:
August 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Live look of all the combining pressures in the US economy:
Life hack on how to get 5 cent eggs:
August 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Life hack on how to get 5 cent eggs:
Ford staring at all their imported goods getting tariffed a bajillion percent and Toyotas getting tariffed at 15%:
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ford staring at all their imported goods getting tariffed a bajillion percent and Toyotas getting tariffed at 15%:
Just found this banger hanging out in my downloaded photos:
July 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just found this banger hanging out in my downloaded photos:
CoreCivic's CEO:
April 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
CoreCivic's CEO:
We now go live to Jefferson Griffin's campaign headquarters:
April 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We now go live to Jefferson Griffin's campaign headquarters:
America, basically:
April 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
America, basically:
From my good friend who lives in Milwaukee (and was basically apolitical pre Trump):
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
From my good friend who lives in Milwaukee (and was basically apolitical pre Trump):
Based on how online Elon is, I would guess he sees a lot of these Tesla takedown protest photos and does a lot of this:
March 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Based on how online Elon is, I would guess he sees a lot of these Tesla takedown protest photos and does a lot of this:
Well, I said months ago that our best option for Elon would be the following:
March 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Well, I said months ago that our best option for Elon would be the following:
Found the best election twitter meme:
March 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Found the best election twitter meme: