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hapbt
@hapbt.bsky.social
cynic, cat-lover, and avid techno-listener

i apologize in advance, i will at some point offend you and i'm sorry for this.
heh, what a wacky coincidence that two US presidents are in a shit ton of Epstein files
just goofy huh
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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🎶Driving to a hotel for Christmas🎶
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
cp2077 could have had like genital-upgrade DLCs for big $$$ but they missed out
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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wut
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
omg please where do i sign up
joining the great machine consciousness
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Happy Cycling
YouTube video by Boards of Canada - Topic
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December 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Hold on, I think I recognize this part.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-...
BOLTR: Juicero, Cold Press Juicer for Rich Weirdos
YouTube video by AvE
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Here's where Sendcutsend tapped out.
This will get you the user names to watch the silliness unfold.
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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*after reading 20+ replies and quotes to understand what the issue is*

lmao what a dumbass
this is the funniest fucking part i've ever seen in my LIFE
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
normalize deez nutz
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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#MusicThroughYears #MusicChallenge #MusicSky | 20 | 2002-2003

"A beautiful place
An eagle in your mind
A beautiful place"

"Sunshine Recorder" by Boards of Canada ("Geogaddi", 2002)

#IDM #AmbientTechno #TripHop #Downtempo
Sunshine Recorder
YouTube video by Boards of Canada - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:

Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.

The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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State Department Reinstates Times New Roman Font Over DEI Concerns
https://theonion.com/state-department-reinstates-times-new-roman-font-over-dei-concerns/
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I'd be willing to be that careful scrutiny of the non-redacted parts of the Epstein file dump will still yield information the White House would have rather covered up. I would be shocked if they actually did a careful, thorough job on this one thing.
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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From the newest Epstein Files dump — an Israeli military sweatshirt in Epstein’s closet
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM