@collie.bsky.social
The first remote occupation
Uh
*TRUMP SAYS US WILL 'RUN' VENEZUELA UNTIL TRANSITION POSSIBLE
*TRUMP SAYS US WILL 'RUN' VENEZUELA UNTIL TRANSITION POSSIBLE
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The first remote occupation
A week of fawning media coverage and we’ll invade half of Europe
Trump on Sheinbaum: "The cartels are running Mexico. She's not running Mexico. We could be politically correct & nice and say, 'Oh, yes, she is.' No no. And I've asked her number times, 'Would you like us to take out the cartels?' ... something is gonna have to be done with Mexico."
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
A week of fawning media coverage and we’ll invade half of Europe
The Ukrainian military?
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Ukrainian military?
They did Sicario from the movie Don’t Dare Do a Sicario
Two law-enforcement members said the FBI’s hostage rescue team were embedded with US military special operators in the operation to capture Maduro.-MS Now
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
They did Sicario from the movie Don’t Dare Do a Sicario
The president is picking bathroom finishes while Rubio invades Latin America
And I don’t want to sound conspiratorial, but if they feel like they can do this in Venezuela without any serious consequences, they’re absolutely going to try it in Cuba too.
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The president is picking bathroom finishes while Rubio invades Latin America
A little shocked this didn’t leak for two days
#BREAKING from me and Jennifer Jacobs - additional reporting on the strikes in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
A little shocked this didn’t leak for two days
Happy New Year!!
Caracas is under attack.
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Happy New Year!!
Touch one hair on his head and we riot
As it turns out, the Clooneys are political refugees ... "A UK government warning that Amal Clooney risks US sanctions over her role in the issuing of an arrest warrant for the Israeli prime minister is key among reasons the couple have sought French citizenship" www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Touch one hair on his head and we riot
Lyman thinks being a gutter racist is more acceptable than admitting the libs may have been right about all his friends.
Man people didn’t say this kind of straightforward Nazi shit out loud prior to Trump 2.0. Amazing what’s become quasi-normalized in a year.
January 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Lyman thinks being a gutter racist is more acceptable than admitting the libs may have been right about all his friends.
This is American evangelical Christianity in a nutshell.
He said the magic words so he gets to be as horrible as he wants. Bing bang boom
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This is American evangelical Christianity in a nutshell.
Republicans are causing national suicide, here’s why that’s a problem for Democrats
I wonder if there was a president that exerted a ton of political and economic capital to “rebuild support for internationalism in the country’s lagging regions”
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Republicans are causing national suicide, here’s why that’s a problem for Democrats
These people would be apoplectic about criticism of “cul de sac county WI” in any other circumstance
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
These people would be apoplectic about criticism of “cul de sac county WI” in any other circumstance
80% of “mild mannered” conservative twitter people have gone full Nazi
I was wondering why their is so much random racist discourse on Somalis on the TL rn but oh it’s election season for governor rn lol
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
80% of “mild mannered” conservative twitter people have gone full Nazi
Stranger Things is woke media (laudatory)
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Stranger Things is woke media (laudatory)
An auspicious day
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
An auspicious day
@gock is this true
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
@gock is this true
Unfortunately we must annex Uganda to allow this man to be president
Yes and-ing this to say, I absolutely love that his speeches do not sound like he studied Barack Obama recordings as if they were the zapruder or game film. He talks good but does it in his own way.
Whew. That Mamdani has an exceptional speechwriter and is one of the most compelling politicians I’ve seen.
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Unfortunately we must annex Uganda to allow this man to be president
Reposted
Woke Twelver YIMBY Mayor is a combination designed to drive Reactionary Rentier Republicans insane [laudatory].
Will never not be funny that the most YIMBY pro-immigrant big city mayor was not even ranked in the top 5 by the supposedly YIMBY, pro-immigrant organization that put a guy who wanted ICE on Rikers in the number one spot.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Woke Twelver YIMBY Mayor is a combination designed to drive Reactionary Rentier Republicans insane [laudatory].
“Dancing” is a stretch
You thought your NYE was bad...
Stephen Miller's wife posted video of her husband and Kristi Noem dancing to Vanilla Ice and singing: "ICE, ICE, baby" as if their master plan to harm other human beings is somehow a punchline.
Stephen Miller's wife posted video of her husband and Kristi Noem dancing to Vanilla Ice and singing: "ICE, ICE, baby" as if their master plan to harm other human beings is somehow a punchline.
January 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“Dancing” is a stretch
Reposted
They hide it in peanut butter to get him to eat it
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
They hide it in peanut butter to get him to eat it
Noah worked for a pedophile advocacy org and it’s a little weird that he’s comfortable enough to post here without getting dogpiled.
sliding in right under the wire for dumbest fucking movie opinion I’ve read all year, congratulations
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Noah worked for a pedophile advocacy org and it’s a little weird that he’s comfortable enough to post here without getting dogpiled.
It’s only acceptable to hoard wealth, not use it
the right's belief that all socialists must live like austere monks is so fucking weird. $630 isn't even that expensive!
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It’s only acceptable to hoard wealth, not use it
Reposted
next year, in mar-a-lago
2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
next year, in mar-a-lago
Depopulation of rural areas is a net benefit for everyone
Which is a great crisis that needs to be augmented by 1) raising the gas tax again, unfortunately and 2) encouraging development in rural areas so fewer people would have to live in cities. In other words, we're screwed.
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Depopulation of rural areas is a net benefit for everyone
There’s a magical technology that allows us to build vertically.
So people aren't forced to live in expensive cities and spend two hours a day commuting.
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
There’s a magical technology that allows us to build vertically.