Nick (derogatory) ✨🎁🎄
@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian to live-tweet brain surgery
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
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Is said I preferred to bike near them and they’re safer than human drivers and people crawled out of the woodwork to tell me I couldn’t possibly know that because Waymo releases their own data lol, like you need a regression to realize a machine that tries to follow the speed limit drives better
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Is said I preferred to bike near them and they’re safer than human drivers and people crawled out of the woodwork to tell me I couldn’t possibly know that because Waymo releases their own data lol, like you need a regression to realize a machine that tries to follow the speed limit drives better
Miraculously, the Waymo discourse is even worse. The cars are not Mechanical Turks. Have you ever seen one on the streets? Driven next to one? I do this four times a day. You've never met a driver half as capable as a Waymo.
The company sucks. Whatever. Regulate it. The technology is amazing.
The company sucks. Whatever. Regulate it. The technology is amazing.
I realize I'm caught in a liminal glass house as an LLM skeptic who works at a company at the very bleeding edge of its development, but every single discussion on this app about AI annoys me. Every opinion is bad, every discourse is stupid.
This post is worst of all.
This post is worst of all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Miraculously, the Waymo discourse is even worse. The cars are not Mechanical Turks. Have you ever seen one on the streets? Driven next to one? I do this four times a day. You've never met a driver half as capable as a Waymo.
The company sucks. Whatever. Regulate it. The technology is amazing.
The company sucks. Whatever. Regulate it. The technology is amazing.
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
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really telling that bari weiss after all this time masquerading as a centrist immediately signs up to be political commissar for rabidly antisemitic fascists. also telling that the times' management intentionally made her invulnerable, because they share her beliefs.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
really telling that bari weiss after all this time masquerading as a centrist immediately signs up to be political commissar for rabidly antisemitic fascists. also telling that the times' management intentionally made her invulnerable, because they share her beliefs.
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How to make a joke for all generations
68±1
68±1
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How to make a joke for all generations
68±1
68±1
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I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of goblin mode to their politics.
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of goblin mode to their politics.
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Give me a list of movies that are holiday movies despite not being holiday movies.
Let’s call the genre the Die Hardlike.
Let’s call the genre the Die Hardlike.
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Give me a list of movies that are holiday movies despite not being holiday movies.
Let’s call the genre the Die Hardlike.
Let’s call the genre the Die Hardlike.
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Al Michaels: it will be a busy offseason for Kelce because he’s marrying the biggest pop star alive
Herbstriet: Look, Travis Kelce is from Ohio and I’m from Ohio.
Herbstriet: Look, Travis Kelce is from Ohio and I’m from Ohio.
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Al Michaels: it will be a busy offseason for Kelce because he’s marrying the biggest pop star alive
Herbstriet: Look, Travis Kelce is from Ohio and I’m from Ohio.
Herbstriet: Look, Travis Kelce is from Ohio and I’m from Ohio.
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I like that we're posting pictures of ourselves on Christmas. You're all very cute. Keep it up.
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I like that we're posting pictures of ourselves on Christmas. You're all very cute. Keep it up.
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Has anyone sat down and really ran the numbers on the historical congruities between the collapse of the post-1989 neoliberal 'rules-based' order and the 2023 departure of Charles Martinet as the voice of Mario?
My dad, who hasn't played a video game in two decades, is furious Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents in the new movies.
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Has anyone sat down and really ran the numbers on the historical congruities between the collapse of the post-1989 neoliberal 'rules-based' order and the 2023 departure of Charles Martinet as the voice of Mario?
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We have replaced the three wise men with AI, allowing the experience to scale.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We have replaced the three wise men with AI, allowing the experience to scale.
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I couldn’t figure out why this made me feel so old and was like ‘oh it’s the idea of having a dad who played video games’ and then I realized _I_ haven’t played video games much in decades and also am probably as old as Nick’s dad and also am old so that’s sorted
My dad, who hasn't played a video game in two decades, is furious Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents in the new movies.
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I couldn’t figure out why this made me feel so old and was like ‘oh it’s the idea of having a dad who played video games’ and then I realized _I_ haven’t played video games much in decades and also am probably as old as Nick’s dad and also am old so that’s sorted
My dad, who hasn't played a video game in two decades, is furious Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents in the new movies.
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My dad, who hasn't played a video game in two decades, is furious Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents in the new movies.
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I was done with these posts until I saw this one
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I was done with these posts until I saw this one
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I love that Shaq is on tv dressed as Santa’s bookie for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love that Shaq is on tv dressed as Santa’s bookie for Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and I hope everyone has a day full of ease, joy, and light.
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and I hope everyone has a day full of ease, joy, and light.
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
I like that we're posting pictures of ourselves on Christmas. You're all very cute. Keep it up.
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I like that we're posting pictures of ourselves on Christmas. You're all very cute. Keep it up.
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Elden Ring is a Christmas game.
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Elden Ring is a Christmas game.
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Podcasters would rather do a no-growth than go to therapy
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Podcasters would rather do a no-growth than go to therapy
It’s a carefree Christmas morning, which means I am fast Accumulating Drinks.
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s a carefree Christmas morning, which means I am fast Accumulating Drinks.
Many are saying 🎁🎄
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Many are saying 🎁🎄
I've decided GDT is the easiest person to love and root for in the history of media.
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've decided GDT is the easiest person to love and root for in the history of media.