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@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian to live-tweet brain surgery
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
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deep respect to bad bunny for making his show about the anti-conservative political statements of speaking spanish AND being gay, he didn't have to extend that courtesy but he did it anyway
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
deep respect to bad bunny for making his show about the anti-conservative political statements of speaking spanish AND being gay, he didn't have to extend that courtesy but he did it anyway
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these things are the biggest pain in the ass in the whole game. i am not meant for parrying. took like an hour to get through the one in the stupid aqueduct
I am very good at Fromsoft games. So much so that it’s clear when you watch me play that I’ve neglected key responsibilities in other areas of life.
But right now I’m fighting a field boss the Elden Ring forums recommend parrying to beat. I might as well be flying a plane. Can’t parry. Can’t do it.
But right now I’m fighting a field boss the Elden Ring forums recommend parrying to beat. I might as well be flying a plane. Can’t parry. Can’t do it.
February 7, 2026 at 12:05 PM
these things are the biggest pain in the ass in the whole game. i am not meant for parrying. took like an hour to get through the one in the stupid aqueduct
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Hitless Godrick run. Pretty clean if I do say so myself. Pretty, pretty clean.
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Hitless Godrick run. Pretty clean if I do say so myself. Pretty, pretty clean.
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I was getting pretty bored of trying, so I settled for a one-hit Loretta run. Not bad. We live to play another day.
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I was getting pretty bored of trying, so I settled for a one-hit Loretta run. Not bad. We live to play another day.
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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For an MVP runner-up, Drake Maye appears to suck shit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
For an MVP runner-up, Drake Maye appears to suck shit.
For an MVP runner-up, Drake Maye appears to suck shit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
For an MVP runner-up, Drake Maye appears to suck shit.
If I had to guess, someone just earned themselves a few hundred grand by streaking after betting someone would streak at the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
If I had to guess, someone just earned themselves a few hundred grand by streaking after betting someone would streak at the Super Bowl.
Not sure the best framing for an AI commercial is “our machine found a dozen horrible ways to kill Chris Hemsworth.”
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Not sure the best framing for an AI commercial is “our machine found a dozen horrible ways to kill Chris Hemsworth.”
As a Pittsburgher and morally righteous human being, it is a ✨spiritual✨ delight to watch the Patriots get obliterated in front of 120 million people.
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
As a Pittsburgher and morally righteous human being, it is a ✨spiritual✨ delight to watch the Patriots get obliterated in front of 120 million people.
Bold choice to have a woman approximately the size of a Pringles can promote Pringles.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Bold choice to have a woman approximately the size of a Pringles can promote Pringles.
Two halftime concerts in a row where white conservatives preemptively lost their minds because the chosen artist was “unAmerican,” and the artist responded with “I am American and I love America (you pricks).”
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Two halftime concerts in a row where white conservatives preemptively lost their minds because the chosen artist was “unAmerican,” and the artist responded with “I am American and I love America (you pricks).”
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Listen, if Bad Bunny did in fact give his Grammy to Liam, then it is easily the best thing I’ve ever seen on television.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Listen, if Bad Bunny did in fact give his Grammy to Liam, then it is easily the best thing I’ve ever seen on television.
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Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
It is such a triumph to make the biggest concert in the world feel intimate.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It is such a triumph to make the biggest concert in the world feel intimate.
My brain is doing inexplicable things imagining the sheer number of old white people currently panicking.
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
My brain is doing inexplicable things imagining the sheer number of old white people currently panicking.
What percentage of Americans do you think know what Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake is? 5%? 10%? 1%?
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
What percentage of Americans do you think know what Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake is? 5%? 10%? 1%?
Dunkin’s de-aged sitcom slop is the first thing I’ve seen in 90 minutes that has even the suggestion of a pulse.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Dunkin’s de-aged sitcom slop is the first thing I’ve seen in 90 minutes that has even the suggestion of a pulse.
I think “modalities” is an interesting word because it’s the only one I can think of where your propensity to use it is inversely correlated with the likelihood that you’re using it correctly.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I think “modalities” is an interesting word because it’s the only one I can think of where your propensity to use it is inversely correlated with the likelihood that you’re using it correctly.
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asking a kiwi to explain aussie rules football is diabolical, I need this livestreamed
Oh we got into this too. Which should I ask her about? League, Union, sevens, tens, Aussie rules football?
ask her to explain rugby to you 😀
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
asking a kiwi to explain aussie rules football is diabolical, I need this livestreamed