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@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian with type 2 trigeminal neuralgia • What you fail to see, Mr Pope
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
She fucked her source, a fascist. For love.
Don’t you see? It’s a love story you idiot, you fucking pleb.
Don’t you see? It’s a love story you idiot, you fucking pleb.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
She fucked her source, a fascist. For love.
Don’t you see? It’s a love story you idiot, you fucking pleb.
Don’t you see? It’s a love story you idiot, you fucking pleb.
This is so funny I can’t breathe. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is so funny I can’t breathe. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
The first procedure described here is the best visual explainer I’ve seen for the surgery I’m undergoing, which is called microvascular decompression or MVD.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The first procedure described here is the best visual explainer I’ve seen for the surgery I’m undergoing, which is called microvascular decompression or MVD.
Not now, Oblivion
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not now, Oblivion
For reference, I was born in 1989.
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
For reference, I was born in 1989.
At the risk of taking this matter far too seriously, I believe this is the bunny hidden in the trees.
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
At the risk of taking this matter far too seriously, I believe this is the bunny hidden in the trees.
First thing the app shows me on open. Riveting analysis.
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
First thing the app shows me on open. Riveting analysis.
I forgot I took this photo of a stunning LA sunset on, heh, Sunset last month.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I forgot I took this photo of a stunning LA sunset on, heh, Sunset last month.
Connects directly to your iPhone and iOS takes over your center console. Looks like this.
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Connects directly to your iPhone and iOS takes over your center console. Looks like this.
This is my most common typo. I hate that it makes me sound like a pirate.
Avast! Tell me true, sawbones: ye go rummagin’ around in me skull, how many tides’ll pass before I’m fit t’ return t’ work?
Avast! Tell me true, sawbones: ye go rummagin’ around in me skull, how many tides’ll pass before I’m fit t’ return t’ work?
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is my most common typo. I hate that it makes me sound like a pirate.
Avast! Tell me true, sawbones: ye go rummagin’ around in me skull, how many tides’ll pass before I’m fit t’ return t’ work?
Avast! Tell me true, sawbones: ye go rummagin’ around in me skull, how many tides’ll pass before I’m fit t’ return t’ work?
Reading about the trigeminal nerve, learning about the cortical homunculus, or a map of your body from the perspective of brain processing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortica...
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reading about the trigeminal nerve, learning about the cortical homunculus, or a map of your body from the perspective of brain processing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortica...
I tried to use Gemini to search the Epstein docs which are contained in the House Oversight folder. Not exactly subtle, Google.
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I tried to use Gemini to search the Epstein docs which are contained in the House Oversight folder. Not exactly subtle, Google.
Hey so I bought the Steam Deck dock and connected my spare PS5 controller via Bluetooth, so now I’m PC gaming from the couch.
The Deck is obviously a little underpowered, but I still want your recommendations for PC-only games I should play.
Keep in mind I’ve been strictly console my whole life.
The Deck is obviously a little underpowered, but I still want your recommendations for PC-only games I should play.
Keep in mind I’ve been strictly console my whole life.
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey so I bought the Steam Deck dock and connected my spare PS5 controller via Bluetooth, so now I’m PC gaming from the couch.
The Deck is obviously a little underpowered, but I still want your recommendations for PC-only games I should play.
Keep in mind I’ve been strictly console my whole life.
The Deck is obviously a little underpowered, but I still want your recommendations for PC-only games I should play.
Keep in mind I’ve been strictly console my whole life.
The bad place is talking about exactly one thing today
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The bad place is talking about exactly one thing today
It’s not obvious to me that the matter is dead on arrival in the Senate. Politically, there’s an eternity between then and now. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s not obvious to me that the matter is dead on arrival in the Senate. Politically, there’s an eternity between then and now. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
I recently lost a game of dodgeball to Apollo
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I recently lost a game of dodgeball to Apollo
For some reason, one of the files in the Epstein dump depicts a dog chewing the head of a Trump plush. Clinton meanwhile is spared.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
For some reason, one of the files in the Epstein dump depicts a dog chewing the head of a Trump plush. Clinton meanwhile is spared.
This is what double spaces after a period looks like to me.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is what double spaces after a period looks like to me.
This is so funny. It's like you asked a freshmen to write a creative epistolary that implicates the president in a major crime.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is so funny. It's like you asked a freshmen to write a creative epistolary that implicates the president in a major crime.
lol jesus christ
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
lol jesus christ
Incredible. He’s doing the thing!
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Incredible. He’s doing the thing!
