Siobhan
@siobhanryan.bsky.social
Irish. Dealing with shit every day, so you don't have to. You're welcome world!
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Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/
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So I'm obsessed with how the history of billy-roll is also a history of the evolution of the Irish food sector.
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
Uncasing the Mystery of the Cursed Viral ‘Meat Clown’
His name is Billy Roll, and European children love to pluck out his eyes and wear his face like Ed Gein
melmagazine.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
So I'm obsessed with how the history of billy-roll is also a history of the evolution of the Irish food sector.
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
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Bad Bunny isn't an immigrant...
The Super Bowl halftime show, with Bad Bunny showcasing Latin music before a global television audience expected to top 100 million, will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star delivers an explicit political message.
The enthusiasm — and scorn — surrounding Bad Bunny’s star turn at the Super Bowl
The halftime show will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star makes an explicit message about Trump’s deportation drive.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Bad Bunny isn't an immigrant...
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‘I don’t have to create his legacy, I just have to protect it’: Chadwick Boseman’s widow Simone on grieving a global star – and guarding his secrets
‘I don’t have to create his legacy, I just have to protect it’: Chadwick Boseman’s widow Simone on grieving a global star – and guarding his secrets
Black Panther made him a megastar, but in private the actor and his wife Simone Ledward Boseman were dealing with his terminal cancer diagnosis. In a rare interview, she talks about the shock of losing him, and how a revival of one of his plays has helped her heal
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
‘I don’t have to create his legacy, I just have to protect it’: Chadwick Boseman’s widow Simone on grieving a global star – and guarding his secrets
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ask her to explain rugby to you 😀
I am currently explaining the rules of football to a kiwi who is watching her first Super Bowl tomorrow and I’m realizing how genuinely fucked up and convoluted this game really is.
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 AM
ask her to explain rugby to you 😀
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Ireland are not playing actively badly and the effort levels are huge, they're just physically not in the game at all and have been incapable of imposing themselves on it. That's exactly what Wales have been like since the 2023 World Cup.
Ridiculously harsh on Ireland!
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ireland are not playing actively badly and the effort levels are huge, they're just physically not in the game at all and have been incapable of imposing themselves on it. That's exactly what Wales have been like since the 2023 World Cup.
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The Brits. Never Not At It 🖕
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/4eae576...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/4eae576...
Move over Ireland, there is a new worst country in Europe
Spain has become a Left-wing pariah state thanks to the radical politics of its socialist prime minister
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The Brits. Never Not At It 🖕
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/4eae576...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/4eae576...
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Happy Black History Month uh… Anjin????
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Happy Black History Month uh… Anjin????
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Six years on from the onset of the pandemic (and the attendant ubiquity of Zoom) how have we still not learned the basic etiquette? 🧵
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Six years on from the onset of the pandemic (and the attendant ubiquity of Zoom) how have we still not learned the basic etiquette? 🧵
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Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
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John Virgo, former snooker player and broadcaster, dies aged 79
John Virgo, former snooker player and broadcaster, dies aged 79
Virgo, who won the UK Championship in 1979, enjoyed a long career but was perhaps best known for his TV work
Snooker great John Virgo has died at the age of 79, World Snooker Tour has announced.
Virgo, who won the UK Championship in 1979, enjoyed a long and storied career but was perhaps best known for his work as a broadcaster. He was an established part of the BBC’s snooker coverage as a commentator, famous for his catchphrase of ‘Where’s the cue ball going?’.
More details soon Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 AM
John Virgo, former snooker player and broadcaster, dies aged 79
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Good morning, a little robin to bright your timeline ☺️
Have a good Wednesday 🙏
Have a good Wednesday 🙏
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Good morning, a little robin to bright your timeline ☺️
Have a good Wednesday 🙏
Have a good Wednesday 🙏
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Mise i ndiaidh an deireadh seachtaine saoire bainc 👀
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Mise i ndiaidh an deireadh seachtaine saoire bainc 👀
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It would be so nice to sleep all the way through the night just once.
JUST!!!! ONCE!!!!!!
JUST!!!! ONCE!!!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
It would be so nice to sleep all the way through the night just once.
JUST!!!! ONCE!!!!!!
JUST!!!! ONCE!!!!!!
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This is Gordie. He's demonstrating what is known in the business as a sweetie pie semi-sploot. It's when you haven't quite figured out how to sit yet but are so cute it doesn't matter. 12/10 (IG: rubyandgordie)
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This is Gordie. He's demonstrating what is known in the business as a sweetie pie semi-sploot. It's when you haven't quite figured out how to sit yet but are so cute it doesn't matter. 12/10 (IG: rubyandgordie)
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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Again? The little shit did this yesterday!
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Again? The little shit did this yesterday!
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punxsutawney phil is in the epstein files
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
punxsutawney phil is in the epstein files
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‘We put a stink bomb in Stephen Fry’s shoe’: Vic and Bob on the inspired idiocy of Shooting Stars
‘We put a stink bomb in Stephen Fry’s shoe’: Vic and Bob on the inspired idiocy of Shooting Stars
‘Christians complained about the stuffed buzzard wearing a crucifix round its neck. Birds can’t be Christians, they said. It’s the most complaints we ever got’
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
‘We put a stink bomb in Stephen Fry’s shoe’: Vic and Bob on the inspired idiocy of Shooting Stars
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Middle-aged status: researching cruises.
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Middle-aged status: researching cruises.
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Olivia Dean at the Grammys,
"I'm a granddaughter of an immigrant"
"They deserve to be celebrated"
"We're nothing without each other"
"I'm a granddaughter of an immigrant"
"They deserve to be celebrated"
"We're nothing without each other"
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Olivia Dean at the Grammys,
"I'm a granddaughter of an immigrant"
"They deserve to be celebrated"
"We're nothing without each other"
"I'm a granddaughter of an immigrant"
"They deserve to be celebrated"
"We're nothing without each other"
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Today is Groundhog Day. This day celebrates the existential hell endured by TV personality, Phil Connors, who strangely relived this day an untold number of times before breaking the loop by learning to love.
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Today is Groundhog Day. This day celebrates the existential hell endured by TV personality, Phil Connors, who strangely relived this day an untold number of times before breaking the loop by learning to love.
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Banoffee Pie was invented in East Sussex, England, in 1971.
Caesar salad was invented in Tijuana, Mexico in 1924.
Caesar salad was invented in Tijuana, Mexico in 1924.
February 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Banoffee Pie was invented in East Sussex, England, in 1971.
Caesar salad was invented in Tijuana, Mexico in 1924.
Caesar salad was invented in Tijuana, Mexico in 1924.