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Lise Hand
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European🇪🇺 Lofty journalist ✍🏻 Podcaster 🎙️ Misinformation saboteur @ Spotify 💪Opinionista 🤬A bit of 📺 and 📻 Guinness stan 😍 Bibliophile 📚Auld rocker 🎸Incorrigible nighthawk ✨
Pinned
*staggers through door, looks around
God almighty, it’s like swapping Central Booking for Central Perk
In Liz we Truss 🙏🏻🙏🏻
February 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Took me a few minutes to figure out why I was randomly humming ‘Happy Hour’
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
MAGA = Make American Gulags Acceptable
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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So weird that these aren't all the same guy.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Jesus take the wheel

Trump: "I don't have to sleep. I've been on a plane sleeping for twenty--I mean, sleep on the plane! I don't sleep on planes. I don't like sleeping on planes, you know? I like looking out the window watching for missiles and enemies, actually." #SnakeOnAPlane
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
💔 #WashingtonPost

(pic: Ishaan Tharoor)
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Grauniad correction of ‘Melania’ review is mighty
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Banger 💀
This came out in November 2012 apparently. Over 13 years later, every single time I make toast I remember the "take your toast out with a fork" one. Job done, ad agency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWSo...
Dumb Ways to Die | Original Film
YouTube video by Hero Agency
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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‘Piggy, incapable’: Every time Trump lashed out at female reporters in just one month
‘Piggy, incapable’: Every time Trump lashed out at female reporters in just one month
‘Piggy, incapable’: Every time Trump lashed out at female reporters in just one month
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Texas A&M University is ending its women's and gender studies program, changing the syllabuses of hundreds of courses and canceling six classes as part of a new policy that limits how professors can discuss some race and gender topics, school officials announced Friday.
https://cnn.it/3Z7xD7d
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Ann Rose Lovett, a 15-year-old schoolgirl from Granard, County Longford died giving birth beside a grotto on 31 January 1984. Her baby son died at the same time and the story of her death played a huge part in a seminal national debate on women giving birth outside marriage. 1/3
January 31, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Mon dieu
ICE

👉 Dossier Municipales à Bordeaux : l'écolo au galop
👉 Procès Marine Le Pen : c'est la faute à l'Europe !
👉 Festival d'Angoulême : Charlie débat avec d'anciens Grand Prix

En vente mercredi !
January 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
#LifeGoals 🐶🛁
The plague of Bath Corgis.

I just found a useful public information booklet. Presumably made by the government in the 10 year olds room.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Very amusing to see Americans being introduced to Ireland’s premier head-the-ball. Same WTAF 👀 reaction as to their first sight of hurling on the telly #schemozzle
wapo.st/4b9PpxR
Elon Musk’s latest feud is a mudslinging match with a budget airline
The billionaire has been trading online barbs for days with Ryanair in a spat that started over the airline’s refusal to install Starlink. Ryanair has been leaning into it.
wapo.st
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Mighty
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Spot on piece 💯💯. When the assemblies were good, they were very very good. High time they were restored and reconfigured in favour of the, y’know, citizens
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The speed of Events would suggest that the Trump presidency will end with people in uniforms carting him hog-tied and/or at gunpoint from the Oval Office, and various less swivel-eyed family members quietly changing their surnames #Trump #Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Best one I've seen yet...
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Or Littler, à la our own cosplaying far-right short-arse
FYI: Reddit is now referring to Greg Bovino as "Mouse-alini"
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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New York Times hiring a London-based video journalist to focus on breaking news, live journalism & news video reporting on the weekend. job-boards.greenhouse.io/thenewyorkti...
Video Journalist, News - Weekends
London, United Kingdom
job-boards.greenhouse.io
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I saw a post once that said ‘living in Europe is basically having a really nice day until 5pm when Trump wakes up and announces something batsh*t’.
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM