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Glizzy McGuire
@mattsevits.bsky.social
👽 Just another useless piece of space junk.
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻‍💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️‍🌈
Okay but like ~debí~ tirar más fotos. Y videos.
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Reposted by Glizzy McGuire
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
OMG I was just reading the caption of a photo in National Geographic—the physical magazine—and almost instinctively double-tapped it to like it 😩😩😩
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
*musical artist does a live cover of a Britney song*

Braindead stans in the comments:
NO ONE CAN REPLACE BRITNEY

🙄🙄🙄
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Anyone else love the smell of Pine-Sol or…
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I think I might be overdue for a rewatch…
An ingenious dream: talent and toil alone lead you up the hill, far above #MulhollandDrive. But there are sixteen reasons why others ascend, you fail. Then, the whisper of a sinister shortcut: Silencio, ride along, become a movie star? Or wake up like a broken doll, staggering down into the Valley?
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Going to McMenamins later, aka gonna eat my weight in tater tots
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I walked a mile in your shoes.

Now I’m a mile away, and I’ve got your shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One day without exercising and my sciatica is back??
February 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
A friend bought me some fire starters for camping, but… they’re acrylic?? Why would I want to burn plastic??
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The craziest consequence of quitting cannabis: I sleep so much better that I’m regularly waking up at 6 or 7 in the morning without even trying. I’m… a morning person now??
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Stop spoiling Drag Race when the latest episode hasn’t even been out 12 hours yet??
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
OMG they cut the booing for JD Vance from the primetime replay of the Olympics opening ceremony
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
New glasses! And the prescription is dialed in so much better than before 👓🙌
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
HELP it's been THIRTY years since the "Gulliver's Travels" miniseries?? I remember this one -- It felt like appointment television way back then. www.polygon.com/gullivers-tr...
30 years ago, Ted Danson and the Jim Henson Company made an award-winning sci-fi classic
'If it was going to be done at all, we had to make it as true to the original novel as was possible.'
www.polygon.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
These babies are so damn good. Decently sour, a delightful, slightly fluffy texture. A+
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Thinking about (finally) unraveling myself from Amazon’s web of convenience.

🚫 Cancel Prime now that Fallout is done for the season.

📕 Buy a non-Kindle ereader

📚 Switch from Goodreads to… Storygraph?
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This year's Record Store Day is shaping up to have some neat special releases 👀
recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelea...
SpecialReleases | RECORD STORE DAY
Record Store Day was conceived in 2007 at a gathering of independent record store owners and employees as a way to celebrate and spread the word about the unique culture surrounding nearly 1400 indepe...
recordstoreday.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
If you like chill, instrumental music for working, Thrupence/Jack Vanzet (they’re the same person) is great!

open.spotify.com/track/6M62oe...
Lost Origin
open.spotify.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
A fave! I need to watch this again.
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Need to sit with myself and figure out why I just can’t let go and enjoy Sam Raimi movies for the silly fun they are. “Send Help” was… fine I guess. Dylan O’Brien somehow ended up in TWO different movies in the past year where sad, lonely people fall in love with him and manipulate him though?? WTF.
February 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
If you see dog, post dog
February 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I brought a jar of shea butter to work, but it looks like beef tallow and I’m wondering how long before someone asks me about it 😂
February 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Hearing that Zara Larsson is working on a deluxe version of “Midnight Sun” is everything to me
February 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM