Glizzy McGuire
@mattsevits.bsky.social
👽 Just another useless piece of space junk.
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
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Tough back to back Super Bowls for guys named Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Tough back to back Super Bowls for guys named Drake
Grown men fighting with the referees is so funny to me. Oh, you got some big feelings, bud??
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Grown men fighting with the referees is so funny to me. Oh, you got some big feelings, bud??
Do you think Benito and Ricky have explored each other’s bodies
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Do you think Benito and Ricky have explored each other’s bodies
That was a great halftime show 👏👏👏
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That was a great halftime show 👏👏👏
OK, can someone (preferably the Seahawks) score a touchdown already??
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
OK, can someone (preferably the Seahawks) score a touchdown already??
I’m so glad Green Day is performing “American Idiot” at the Super Bowl 😅
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I’m so glad Green Day is performing “American Idiot” at the Super Bowl 😅
Still thinking about this self-heating hot pot I had for lunch today. It was delicious and spicy enough to make me sweat. Totally worth all the microplastics from boiling it in a plastic container 😅
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Still thinking about this self-heating hot pot I had for lunch today. It was delicious and spicy enough to make me sweat. Totally worth all the microplastics from boiling it in a plastic container 😅
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gay history doesn’t repeat itself, it rhymes
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
gay history doesn’t repeat itself, it rhymes
Time for some chamomile tea and vidya games
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Time for some chamomile tea and vidya games
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“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
Ugh Pillion isn’t showing in Eugene until late February. Why am I being punished like this
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Ugh Pillion isn’t showing in Eugene until late February. Why am I being punished like this
Still thinking about the guy next to me at dinner last night who said to me, “Their hummus is just… meh” when my hummus plate arrived. Bitchhhhh shut up and let me enjoy my food. WTF? I didn’t fucking ask!
I wish I’d called him on his bullshit in the moment.
I wish I’d called him on his bullshit in the moment.
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Still thinking about the guy next to me at dinner last night who said to me, “Their hummus is just… meh” when my hummus plate arrived. Bitchhhhh shut up and let me enjoy my food. WTF? I didn’t fucking ask!
I wish I’d called him on his bullshit in the moment.
I wish I’d called him on his bullshit in the moment.
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it's janet jackson appreciation day
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
it's janet jackson appreciation day
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Well hey on the bright side there will be about 15 minutes of no catalytic converter thefts when kid rock does his little concert tonight
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Well hey on the bright side there will be about 15 minutes of no catalytic converter thefts when kid rock does his little concert tonight
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
🔥 Kings of Leon - Pyro
💨 Britney Spears - Breathe on Me
💃🏼 J. Lo - Waiting for Tonight
🪩 Robyn - Dancing on My Own
🐘 Lissie - Everywhere I Go
🔥 Kings of Leon - Pyro
💨 Britney Spears - Breathe on Me
💃🏼 J. Lo - Waiting for Tonight
🪩 Robyn - Dancing on My Own
🐘 Lissie - Everywhere I Go
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
🩷🤍 Frank Ocean - Pink + White
😶 Lady Gaga - Speechless
⏰ SZA - Broken Clocks
⌛ Slayyyter - Out of Time
👥 The 1975 - Somebody Else
🩷🤍 Frank Ocean - Pink + White
😶 Lady Gaga - Speechless
⏰ SZA - Broken Clocks
⌛ Slayyyter - Out of Time
👥 The 1975 - Somebody Else
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
Ateez - Lemon Drop
Lady Gaga - How Bad Do U Want Me
Keshi - Soft Spot
ROSÉ - number one girl
Rina Sawayama - Bad Friend
Ateez - Lemon Drop
Lady Gaga - How Bad Do U Want Me
Keshi - Soft Spot
ROSÉ - number one girl
Rina Sawayama - Bad Friend
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
🔥 Kings of Leon - Pyro
💨 Britney Spears - Breathe on Me
💃🏼 J. Lo - Waiting for Tonight
🪩 Robyn - Dancing on My Own
🐘 Lissie - Everywhere I Go
🔥 Kings of Leon - Pyro
💨 Britney Spears - Breathe on Me
💃🏼 J. Lo - Waiting for Tonight
🪩 Robyn - Dancing on My Own
🐘 Lissie - Everywhere I Go
Okay but like ~debí~ tirar más fotos. Y videos.
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Okay but like ~debí~ tirar más fotos. Y videos.
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OMG I was just reading the caption of a photo in National Geographic—the physical magazine—and almost instinctively double-tapped it to like it 😩😩😩
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
OMG I was just reading the caption of a photo in National Geographic—the physical magazine—and almost instinctively double-tapped it to like it 😩😩😩
*musical artist does a live cover of a Britney song*
Braindead stans in the comments:
NO ONE CAN REPLACE BRITNEY
🙄🙄🙄
Braindead stans in the comments:
NO ONE CAN REPLACE BRITNEY
🙄🙄🙄
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
*musical artist does a live cover of a Britney song*
Braindead stans in the comments:
NO ONE CAN REPLACE BRITNEY
🙄🙄🙄
Braindead stans in the comments:
NO ONE CAN REPLACE BRITNEY
🙄🙄🙄
Anyone else love the smell of Pine-Sol or…
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Anyone else love the smell of Pine-Sol or…
I think I might be overdue for a rewatch…
An ingenious dream: talent and toil alone lead you up the hill, far above #MulhollandDrive. But there are sixteen reasons why others ascend, you fail. Then, the whisper of a sinister shortcut: Silencio, ride along, become a movie star? Or wake up like a broken doll, staggering down into the Valley?
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I think I might be overdue for a rewatch…
Going to McMenamins later, aka gonna eat my weight in tater tots
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Going to McMenamins later, aka gonna eat my weight in tater tots
I walked a mile in your shoes.
Now I’m a mile away, and I’ve got your shoes.
Now I’m a mile away, and I’ve got your shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I walked a mile in your shoes.
Now I’m a mile away, and I’ve got your shoes.
Now I’m a mile away, and I’ve got your shoes.
One day without exercising and my sciatica is back??
February 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
One day without exercising and my sciatica is back??