Glizzy McGuire
@mattsevits.bsky.social
👽 Just another useless piece of space junk.
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
It’s unclear! But I’m assuming he’s straight
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
It’s unclear! But I’m assuming he’s straight
We don’t spend enough time talking about Sofia Vergara’s hot son, Manolo
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
We don’t spend enough time talking about Sofia Vergara’s hot son, Manolo
You’re in for a real treat. That season was wild. The finale has a place in the Real Housewives pantheon of greatness.
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
You’re in for a real treat. That season was wild. The finale has a place in the Real Housewives pantheon of greatness.
I usually have to restart my PS5 twice to get it to connect to the PlayStation network. That’s normal, right? 😅😅😅
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I usually have to restart my PS5 twice to get it to connect to the PlayStation network. That’s normal, right? 😅😅😅
This is a terrible time to learn that I didn’t even buy ~disinfectant~ bleach
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
This is a terrible time to learn that I didn’t even buy ~disinfectant~ bleach
I was planning to clean my kitchen today… but I was NOT planning to spill a ton of bleach water everywhere by accident 😩
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I was planning to clean my kitchen today… but I was NOT planning to spill a ton of bleach water everywhere by accident 😩
I should watch “My Cousin Vinny” for the 20th time
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I should watch “My Cousin Vinny” for the 20th time
I’m here to tell you that these chips are absolutely delicious
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I’m here to tell you that these chips are absolutely delicious
Today I learned the "pit" in pit vipers comes from the heat sensors in a pit on their heads... and not from them living in pits in the ground. LOL.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_viper
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_viper
Pit viper - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Today I learned the "pit" in pit vipers comes from the heat sensors in a pit on their heads... and not from them living in pits in the ground. LOL.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_viper
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_viper
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allll praise to this thread
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
allll praise to this thread
Me opening Bluesky and seeing this
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Me opening Bluesky and seeing this
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Tough back to back Super Bowls for guys named Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Tough back to back Super Bowls for guys named Drake
Grown men fighting with the referees is so funny to me. Oh, you got some big feelings, bud??
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Grown men fighting with the referees is so funny to me. Oh, you got some big feelings, bud??
Do you think Benito and Ricky have explored each other’s bodies
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Do you think Benito and Ricky have explored each other’s bodies
That was a great halftime show 👏👏👏
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That was a great halftime show 👏👏👏
OK, can someone (preferably the Seahawks) score a touchdown already??
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
OK, can someone (preferably the Seahawks) score a touchdown already??
I’m so glad Green Day is performing “American Idiot” at the Super Bowl 😅
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I’m so glad Green Day is performing “American Idiot” at the Super Bowl 😅
Still thinking about this self-heating hot pot I had for lunch today. It was delicious and spicy enough to make me sweat. Totally worth all the microplastics from boiling it in a plastic container 😅
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Still thinking about this self-heating hot pot I had for lunch today. It was delicious and spicy enough to make me sweat. Totally worth all the microplastics from boiling it in a plastic container 😅
This view reminds me of stumbling across Red Rocks in Horizon Zero Dawn 😅
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
This view reminds me of stumbling across Red Rocks in Horizon Zero Dawn 😅
These are great pics of you tho!!
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
These are great pics of you tho!!