Glizzy McGuire
@mattsevits.bsky.social
👽 Just another useless piece of space junk.
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
I got a pack of the Furby crossover Magic the Gathering cards 😌
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I got a pack of the Furby crossover Magic the Gathering cards 😌
Now that we've effectively waged war on Comic Sans, can we turn our attention to Lucida Calligraphy? I hate this fugly bitch — especially when set in all caps 🤢
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Now that we've effectively waged war on Comic Sans, can we turn our attention to Lucida Calligraphy? I hate this fugly bitch — especially when set in all caps 🤢
So I’m walking home from the train station and I spot an actual OWL in a tree in the middle of the city?? 🤩
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So I’m walking home from the train station and I spot an actual OWL in a tree in the middle of the city?? 🤩
this trash can just gets me
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this trash can just gets me
Taking the train home after a long weekend 🚂
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Taking the train home after a long weekend 🚂
Currently snuggled up with a cat named Gus Gus while I watch TV in the peak room of my friend’s A-frame house. And all is right.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Currently snuggled up with a cat named Gus Gus while I watch TV in the peak room of my friend’s A-frame house. And all is right.
omg... LEGO have a custom minifig builder on their website, and they even have hearing aids that you can add 🥹
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
omg... LEGO have a custom minifig builder on their website, and they even have hearing aids that you can add 🥹
Why the fuuuck is the Fidelity app trying to get me to download a different app to change my 401(k) contributions?? Be so fr right now.
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why the fuuuck is the Fidelity app trying to get me to download a different app to change my 401(k) contributions?? Be so fr right now.
The Skittles over in the U.K. are t h i c c
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The Skittles over in the U.K. are t h i c c
If I had a dollar for every time I saw the word “poop” on my walk today… I would have $2. But it’s fun that it happened twice!
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I saw the word “poop” on my walk today… I would have $2. But it’s fun that it happened twice!
I picked up some kind of bug on my travels, because of course I did, and as an added bonus: My left ear still hasn’t un-popped from last night’s final flight 🥰🥰🥰
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I picked up some kind of bug on my travels, because of course I did, and as an added bonus: My left ear still hasn’t un-popped from last night’s final flight 🥰🥰🥰
Wallpaper has been updated. Bye, Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Wallpaper has been updated. Bye, Halloween!
HELP I have a five-hour layover in SLC
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
HELP I have a five-hour layover in SLC
Just finished reading this book! You could say it resonated… I flagged SO many passages that I want to revisit 😅
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just finished reading this book! You could say it resonated… I flagged SO many passages that I want to revisit 😅
I am f u l l and I am h a p p y after my dinner at Meteora in L.A. 🤩🤤
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am f u l l and I am h a p p y after my dinner at Meteora in L.A. 🤩🤤
OMG I got to try Jollibee today and it was so good 🥹 And my moms were there!
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
OMG I got to try Jollibee today and it was so good 🥹 And my moms were there!
Conference day 2! ✌️
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Conference day 2! ✌️
Well this was the coolest thing I’ve ever experienced. Highly recommend the Cosm if you’re ever in L.A.!
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Well this was the coolest thing I’ve ever experienced. Highly recommend the Cosm if you’re ever in L.A.!
Made it to L.A.! First stop: Dinner at my hotel’s rooftop restaurant
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Made it to L.A.! First stop: Dinner at my hotel’s rooftop restaurant
Spotted Ty Burrell from “Modern Family” at the EUG airport! Not surprising, since he’s from Oregon, but still fun to see in our little tiny airport.
October 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Spotted Ty Burrell from “Modern Family” at the EUG airport! Not surprising, since he’s from Oregon, but still fun to see in our little tiny airport.
In case you were wondering: Swarm, aka the old Foursquare, is still operating 😅
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In case you were wondering: Swarm, aka the old Foursquare, is still operating 😅
I love living in the future and having an entire PS1 library in my cell phone
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I love living in the future and having an entire PS1 library in my cell phone
We made it to Friday, y’all!
Just gotta make it through the day and then I’m headed to L.A. this weekend for the Adobe MAX conference 🤓
Just gotta make it through the day and then I’m headed to L.A. this weekend for the Adobe MAX conference 🤓
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We made it to Friday, y’all!
Just gotta make it through the day and then I’m headed to L.A. this weekend for the Adobe MAX conference 🤓
Just gotta make it through the day and then I’m headed to L.A. this weekend for the Adobe MAX conference 🤓
