Barry Dorrans
@blowdart.me
Security Curmudgeon for Microsoft .NET
Do you really think work wants my social media opinions?
Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com
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Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com
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Barry Dorrans
@blowdart.me
· Oct 10
What doesn't kill you disappoints me.
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Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
The ratio feed needs to stop including democrat leadership and us big newspapers to give ordinary posters a change.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The ratio feed needs to stop including democrat leadership and us big newspapers to give ordinary posters a change.
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I have an old iPad which I only use for, ahem, alone time. It has started giving me the average screen time which means I now know, on average, how long my wanks are. I don't know what to do with this information.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I have an old iPad which I only use for, ahem, alone time. It has started giving me the average screen time which means I now know, on average, how long my wanks are. I don't know what to do with this information.
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To this day, no one has been able to run a marathon without telling everyone.
It is considered "the ultimate challenge."
It is considered "the ultimate challenge."
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
To this day, no one has been able to run a marathon without telling everyone.
It is considered "the ultimate challenge."
It is considered "the ultimate challenge."
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Vaguetweeting is misogynoir but we're not ready for that conversation.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Vaguetweeting is misogynoir but we're not ready for that conversation.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Daily bunny no.3134 sent an invitation
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Daily bunny no.3134 sent an invitation
I can’t wait for fund raising texts now.
Normally I just mark them as spam, nor this time.
Normally I just mark them as spam, nor this time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I can’t wait for fund raising texts now.
Normally I just mark them as spam, nor this time.
Normally I just mark them as spam, nor this time.
He’s 15.
And oh so French.
And oh so French.
Who is ‘fedora man’? Dapper French teenager in viral Louvre heist photo unmasked
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux was captured looking suave in a picture outside the Paris museum on the day of a crown jewels heist
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
He’s 15.
And oh so French.
And oh so French.
Oh fun
European Commission GDPR modification to “KILL” cookie consent nightmare
European Union is on a route to simplify the notorious rule that is annoying every EU citizen. Namely, the ever present “consent popups”. You know them for sure as most people need to go through lots ...
blog.lukaszolejnik.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh fun
How do kittens not get cricks in their necks?
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
How do kittens not get cricks in their necks?
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
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😩 Have you been assigned a legacy codebase and wondered "What were they thinking?!" 🤯
We got you! Sadukie has a talk coming up on November 13 for .NET Conf 2025!
▶️ Check out her promo: https://youtu.be/esdudsFkqB0
#dotnet #DecisionRecords
We got you! Sadukie has a talk coming up on November 13 for .NET Conf 2025!
▶️ Check out her promo: https://youtu.be/esdudsFkqB0
#dotnet #DecisionRecords
https://youtu.be/esdudsFkqB0
https://youtu.be/esdudsFkqB0
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
😩 Have you been assigned a legacy codebase and wondered "What were they thinking?!" 🤯
We got you! Sadukie has a talk coming up on November 13 for .NET Conf 2025!
▶️ Check out her promo: https://youtu.be/esdudsFkqB0
#dotnet #DecisionRecords
We got you! Sadukie has a talk coming up on November 13 for .NET Conf 2025!
▶️ Check out her promo: https://youtu.be/esdudsFkqB0
#dotnet #DecisionRecords
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today is Europe's 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
today is Europe's 9/11
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While I don’t ride or die for Pete Buttigieg, the vitriol directed at him is completely insane.
“When I was younger I wished that I could have taken a pill to turn me straight; but I have accepted and embraced my identity now” is an *extremely* common sentiment from Millennial and older gay people!
“When I was younger I wished that I could have taken a pill to turn me straight; but I have accepted and embraced my identity now” is an *extremely* common sentiment from Millennial and older gay people!
When Pete Buttigieg says he would take medicine that makes gay men straight. What do you think is Mr. Buttigieg's attitude towards gays, men and medicine?
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
While I don’t ride or die for Pete Buttigieg, the vitriol directed at him is completely insane.
“When I was younger I wished that I could have taken a pill to turn me straight; but I have accepted and embraced my identity now” is an *extremely* common sentiment from Millennial and older gay people!
“When I was younger I wished that I could have taken a pill to turn me straight; but I have accepted and embraced my identity now” is an *extremely* common sentiment from Millennial and older gay people!
Oh, a new Orville Peck album next Friday
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh, a new Orville Peck album next Friday
OK this might be overkill
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
OK this might be overkill
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was waking up with cynthia and the first thing she said while half asleep was "... thinking about how if björk was a puppygirl she'd be called bjark....."
October 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
was waking up with cynthia and the first thing she said while half asleep was "... thinking about how if björk was a puppygirl she'd be called bjark....."
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‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
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There's a delay on the Glasgow flight, so I managed to get a round of shots for everyone waiting to board.
Tetanus, Diphtheria, Hepatitis, Rabies…
Tetanus, Diphtheria, Hepatitis, Rabies…
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
There's a delay on the Glasgow flight, so I managed to get a round of shots for everyone waiting to board.
Tetanus, Diphtheria, Hepatitis, Rabies…
Tetanus, Diphtheria, Hepatitis, Rabies…
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Do you like Murder Mystery tours? Or bring kept on the edge of your seat in terror? You do? Great news, we now have an Uber stand outside the Terminal.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Do you like Murder Mystery tours? Or bring kept on the edge of your seat in terror? You do? Great news, we now have an Uber stand outside the Terminal.
