Bryn! 🏳️⚧️
@brynstone.bsky.social
Security engineer
Cross-stitcher
Trying to shitpost my way into a congressional office
Cross-stitcher
Trying to shitpost my way into a congressional office
Alternatively: Fuck 'em anyway. You wanna be treated with kid gloves? Do you want a "Sorry I tricked by the lying liar who always lies" participation trophy?
Nah. They kill my people and ruined our country. Go to church and rot.
Nah. They kill my people and ruined our country. Go to church and rot.
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Alternatively: Fuck 'em anyway. You wanna be treated with kid gloves? Do you want a "Sorry I tricked by the lying liar who always lies" participation trophy?
Nah. They kill my people and ruined our country. Go to church and rot.
Nah. They kill my people and ruined our country. Go to church and rot.
Apparently this dude is now dead, and I'm taking an extra moment to really appreciate my morning coffee.
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Apparently this dude is now dead, and I'm taking an extra moment to really appreciate my morning coffee.
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Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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If you think this is badass, wait until we win.
katforillinois.com/legal
katforillinois.com/legal
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you think this is badass, wait until we win.
katforillinois.com/legal
katforillinois.com/legal
"Wait, pause! I just gotta invert the Y-axis camera first."
Why can't you do it the normal way?
"Because it makes absolutely no sense to me, I can't orientate myself, but doing one simple change unlocks *all* of my other talents."
Why can't you do it the normal way?
"Because it makes absolutely no sense to me, I can't orientate myself, but doing one simple change unlocks *all* of my other talents."
It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Wait, pause! I just gotta invert the Y-axis camera first."
Why can't you do it the normal way?
"Because it makes absolutely no sense to me, I can't orientate myself, but doing one simple change unlocks *all* of my other talents."
Why can't you do it the normal way?
"Because it makes absolutely no sense to me, I can't orientate myself, but doing one simple change unlocks *all* of my other talents."
A national salary cap: You *cannot* make more than, say, $100,000. Period. Choose jobs you want because they intrigue you, not because it's a higher ladder rung than your neighbor.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A national salary cap: You *cannot* make more than, say, $100,000. Period. Choose jobs you want because they intrigue you, not because it's a higher ladder rung than your neighbor.
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chat could this be anything
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
chat could this be anything
The history books about this time are going to make people insane from reading them.
pedophilia is the president's worst issue
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The history books about this time are going to make people insane from reading them.
Aside from all of the horrors, the fact that Larry sent emails that were, in essence, "I'm a pedophile and had so much fun", and then his fucking email signature contained "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER" had me rolling.
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Aside from all of the horrors, the fact that Larry sent emails that were, in essence, "I'm a pedophile and had so much fun", and then his fucking email signature contained "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER" had me rolling.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
This article tries really hard to justify it.
It's still a $200 fucking sock that solves made-up problems.
It's still a $200 fucking sock that solves made-up problems.
From the same label that made the iconic Steve Jobs mockneck, the iPhone Pocket could be the next Labubu... if you have the disposable income.
In defense of Apple's $230 iPhone sock | TechCrunch
From the same label that made the iconic Steve Jobs mockneck, the iPhone Pocket could be the next Labubu... if you have the disposable income.
techcrunch.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This article tries really hard to justify it.
It's still a $200 fucking sock that solves made-up problems.
It's still a $200 fucking sock that solves made-up problems.
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Anti trans radicals have long targeted parents because they know parents are the most potent figures of authoritarian violence against queer kids. Esther Ghey is merely their latest weapon.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Anti trans radicals have long targeted parents because they know parents are the most potent figures of authoritarian violence against queer kids. Esther Ghey is merely their latest weapon.
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Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
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Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
I will throw hands for Ms. Rachel. Wouldn't even think twice on it.
(She may not be thrilled about it. She'd tell me to count to 5 and take a deep breath.)
(She may not be thrilled about it. She'd tell me to count to 5 and take a deep breath.)
It's true! They published it!
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I will throw hands for Ms. Rachel. Wouldn't even think twice on it.
(She may not be thrilled about it. She'd tell me to count to 5 and take a deep breath.)
(She may not be thrilled about it. She'd tell me to count to 5 and take a deep breath.)
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I can't wait to pay my medical bills with all this valuable Standing currency. How much is Fighting bucks? Are there Resistance dollars?
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I can't wait to pay my medical bills with all this valuable Standing currency. How much is Fighting bucks? Are there Resistance dollars?
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Warner is up for reelection. He was widely seen driving towards surrender behind the scenes, but he's voting no in public because it's unpopular. The real question is whether he supports a senate leadership change. If not, someone who supports senate leadership change should primary him.
But I cannot support a deal that still leaves millions of Americans wondering how they are going to pay for their health care or whether they will be able to afford to get sick.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Warner is up for reelection. He was widely seen driving towards surrender behind the scenes, but he's voting no in public because it's unpopular. The real question is whether he supports a senate leadership change. If not, someone who supports senate leadership change should primary him.
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The regime despises poor people, yes. And importantly it does not fear poor people as a political force. It's important to take both of these together to understand what they are doing with SNAP. They do not believe that they will incur lasting political costs for their current actions.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The regime despises poor people, yes. And importantly it does not fear poor people as a political force. It's important to take both of these together to understand what they are doing with SNAP. They do not believe that they will incur lasting political costs for their current actions.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"A *vote* on the ACA"
The Dems may be the dumbest motherfuckers alive, I swear.
The Dems may be the dumbest motherfuckers alive, I swear.
Here you with more creditable reporting from Politico, www.politico.com/live-updates.... The deal would be: (a) a mini-bus of three bills; (b) a separate vote on health care subsidies; and (3) protection for federal workers “laid off” during the shutdown.
Senate hopes for shutdown breakthrough Sunday
Senators believe enough Democrats are ready to reopen the government.
www.politico.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"A *vote* on the ACA"
The Dems may be the dumbest motherfuckers alive, I swear.
The Dems may be the dumbest motherfuckers alive, I swear.
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average ICE officer handling their gun in public
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
average ICE officer handling their gun in public
We have historically charged people with manslaughter for encouraging someone to commit suicide. It's baffling that we can't do that here. Utterly fucking dystopian.
This conversation between ChatGPT and the young man it encouraged to commit suicide is just...my god
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
We have historically charged people with manslaughter for encouraging someone to commit suicide. It's baffling that we can't do that here. Utterly fucking dystopian.