El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
pare bellum.
The National Guard has been instructed by our military to be prepared for “riot control” in every single state, per the Guardian. Including armed with pepper Spray, tasers, batons, shields.
This is for all 50 states.
Supposedly, Trump wants them all deployed w/in 60 days.
Plan accordingly.
This is for all 50 states.
Supposedly, Trump wants them all deployed w/in 60 days.
Plan accordingly.
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
pare bellum.
ok my electrician I spoke to about my metal fab shop shed said that installing turret mounted lasers would probably not pass inspection.
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
ok my electrician I spoke to about my metal fab shop shed said that installing turret mounted lasers would probably not pass inspection.
i need to build the turrets first.
Yes, hi, quick question? Why not turret mount them?
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i need to build the turrets first.
Because sharks require permits and licensing for work animals.
Follow up question, why not mount them on the heads of sharks?
December 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Because sharks require permits and licensing for work animals.
I just had a 50amp circuit dropped into my garage for running (not turret mounted) "lasers" AMA.
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I just had a 50amp circuit dropped into my garage for running (not turret mounted) "lasers" AMA.
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When billionaires do it, its discounted online pharmacies, but when I do it, its "selling unmarked ziplocs filled with assorted and unmarked ssri's to minors.".
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When billionaires do it, its discounted online pharmacies, but when I do it, its "selling unmarked ziplocs filled with assorted and unmarked ssri's to minors.".
Congrats @404media.co for landing that dot Com url.
December 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Congrats @404media.co for landing that dot Com url.
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In 2005 Benedict became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2013 Francis became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2025 Leo became Pope and the Seahawks have won 13 games...
In 2013 Francis became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2025 Leo became Pope and the Seahawks have won 13 games...
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
In 2005 Benedict became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2013 Francis became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2025 Leo became Pope and the Seahawks have won 13 games...
In 2013 Francis became Pope and the Seahawks won 13 games and went to the Super Bowl
In 2025 Leo became Pope and the Seahawks have won 13 games...
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Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator?
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator?
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
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Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
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The Ukrainian delegation on the left
Putin’s delegation on the right-by all rights, the US flag s/b removed….
Putin’s delegation on the right-by all rights, the US flag s/b removed….
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Ukrainian delegation on the left
Putin’s delegation on the right-by all rights, the US flag s/b removed….
Putin’s delegation on the right-by all rights, the US flag s/b removed….
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Y'all need to play more Fallout and see how this ends.
Are We Ready to Be Governed by Artificial Intelligence?
Artificial Intelligence (AI) overlords are a common trope in science-fiction dystopias, but the reality looks much more prosaic. The technologies of artificial intelligence are already pervading many aspects of democratic government,…
Artificial Intelligence (AI) overlords are a common trope in science-fiction dystopias, but the reality looks much more prosaic. The technologies of artificial intelligence are already pervading many aspects of democratic government,…
Are We Ready to Be Governed by Artificial Intelligence?
Artificial Intelligence (AI) overlords are a common trope in science-fiction dystopias, but the reality looks much more prosaic. The technologies of artificial intelligence are already pervading many aspects of democratic government, affecting our lives in ways both large and small. This has occurred largely without our notice or consent. The result is a government incrementally transformed by AI rather than the singular technological overlord of the big screen.
www.schneier.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Y'all need to play more Fallout and see how this ends.
This is Slavery.
Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2
Supreme Court Considers Private Prison Case
A private prison company seeks a ruling that could help all government contractors evade liability.
www.brennancenter.org
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is Slavery.
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This is slavery.
Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2
Supreme Court Considers Private Prison Case
A private prison company seeks a ruling that could help all government contractors evade liability.
www.brennancenter.org
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is slavery.
Jam jam suit pants?
i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Jam jam suit pants?
I always ask what is your alternative American made router and guess what?
There are none. All of them are made in China or shipped from China & assembled in Vietnam.
Go ahead ask me how I know.
There are none. All of them are made in China or shipped from China & assembled in Vietnam.
Go ahead ask me how I know.
And of course there's no actual evidence of that, just xenophobic speculation.
Our government leaks like a sieve. If there was direct evidence, at least some details would be in the public domain by now. That we've been talking about this for years with no details speaks volumes. 3/3
Our government leaks like a sieve. If there was direct evidence, at least some details would be in the public domain by now. That we've been talking about this for years with no details speaks volumes. 3/3
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I always ask what is your alternative American made router and guess what?
There are none. All of them are made in China or shipped from China & assembled in Vietnam.
Go ahead ask me how I know.
There are none. All of them are made in China or shipped from China & assembled in Vietnam.
Go ahead ask me how I know.
I built this welding table the night before Christmas and like moths to a flame it's already attracted a bunch of tools, I dunno how this happens.
December 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I built this welding table the night before Christmas and like moths to a flame it's already attracted a bunch of tools, I dunno how this happens.
I have indeed yelled 'fire' to the top of my lungs in a very crowded amphitheater and nothing happened.
So... yes you can.
So... yes you can.
Someone said I was dumb because I they said I probably thought you can yell fire in a crowded theater, and then thought I was dumb because I said that had something to do with socialism.
December 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I have indeed yelled 'fire' to the top of my lungs in a very crowded amphitheater and nothing happened.
So... yes you can.
So... yes you can.
Truth.
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Truth.
I'm now getting into metal fabrication in preparation for the upcoming bot wars, coz hacking, wiring circuitry, welding and cutting metal, & beer brewing are all gonna be a high value skills for the post apocalyptic communes and I want to be highly marketable to the right factions.
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm now getting into metal fabrication in preparation for the upcoming bot wars, coz hacking, wiring circuitry, welding and cutting metal, & beer brewing are all gonna be a high value skills for the post apocalyptic communes and I want to be highly marketable to the right factions.
More proof I will never be out of work.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
More proof I will never be out of work.
Oh look what time it is!
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh look what time it is!
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