El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
I dunno know who needs to hear this, but:
Bodega.
Bodega.
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I dunno know who needs to hear this, but:
Bodega.
Bodega.
Massie would be served well if he goes indie.
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Massie would be served well if he goes indie.
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LOL. Which countries in their right mind would sign up for this given the rapid changing of minds in the current administration?
US wants cyber partnerships to send ‘coordinated, strategic message’ to adversaries
National Cyber Director Sean Cairncross told attendees of the Munich Cyber Security Conference that Washington is looking to deepen cooperation with partners rather than act alone.
therecord.media
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
LOL. Which countries in their right mind would sign up for this given the rapid changing of minds in the current administration?
rotten eggs & tomatoes aren't a crime either.
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
rotten eggs & tomatoes aren't a crime either.
"We're not the baddies"
When the leader of a terrorist organization lies to you, believe them.
When the leader of a terrorist organization lies to you, believe them.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"We're not the baddies"
When the leader of a terrorist organization lies to you, believe them.
When the leader of a terrorist organization lies to you, believe them.
*blinks twice*
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 AM
*blinks twice*
just got my ticket for bSides Seattle! cya dere.
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
just got my ticket for bSides Seattle! cya dere.
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“Increasingly”?
It’s not just about symmetry; it’s about an unwillingness to call out reality for what it is. This is very similar to the “escalation” language.
It’s not just about symmetry; it’s about an unwillingness to call out reality for what it is. This is very similar to the “escalation” language.
i am increasingly bothered by terms like "showdown" or "face-off" or "clash" when used to describe corrupt and fascist power coming up against resistance because there's an implied symmetry that does not exist.
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
“Increasingly”?
It’s not just about symmetry; it’s about an unwillingness to call out reality for what it is. This is very similar to the “escalation” language.
It’s not just about symmetry; it’s about an unwillingness to call out reality for what it is. This is very similar to the “escalation” language.
so TODAY is what "return to office" in Seattle will look like...
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
so TODAY is what "return to office" in Seattle will look like...
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More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
If this passes you can expect ICE agents checking papers and arresting anyone who dares to vote or drop off a mail in ballot without ID.
🚨BREAKING: The GOP’s sweeping new anti-voting bill cleared the U.S. House Wednesday, setting up a high-stakes battle in the Senate. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
House GOP passes sweeping anti-voting bill that could disenfranchise millions, sends measure to Senate
The GOP’s push for the measure was driven by blatantly false claims.
www.democracydocket.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If this passes you can expect ICE agents checking papers and arresting anyone who dares to vote or drop off a mail in ballot without ID.
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The SAVE Act is a poll tax in order to vote. It's voter suppression, pure and simple.
#ProtectTheVote
#ProtectTheVote
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The SAVE Act is a poll tax in order to vote. It's voter suppression, pure and simple.
#ProtectTheVote
#ProtectTheVote
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Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."
Since when does the economy overrule enforcement of the law?
Bondi is essentially orchestrating the criminal conspiracy at this point.
Bondi is essentially orchestrating the criminal conspiracy at this point.
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Since when does the economy overrule enforcement of the law?
Bondi is essentially orchestrating the criminal conspiracy at this point.
Bondi is essentially orchestrating the criminal conspiracy at this point.
Yea I don't feel bad shorting their stock.
Starbucks has scrapped a $250,000 limit on its CEO's use of the company jet for personal travel.
CEO Brian Niccol uses the jet to commute from his house California to corporate HQ in Seattle.
The company is lifting the cap while refusing thousands of baristas a union contract.
CEO Brian Niccol uses the jet to commute from his house California to corporate HQ in Seattle.
The company is lifting the cap while refusing thousands of baristas a union contract.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Yea I don't feel bad shorting their stock.
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Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
and that's just the Trump administration.
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
and that's just the Trump administration.
Explain it to me like I'm 5, @schumer.senate.gov how you think these criminals in ICE/DHS can be reformed.
there is no option but Abolish ICE.
Anything less makes you are complicit with their treason, Senator.
there is no option but Abolish ICE.
Anything less makes you are complicit with their treason, Senator.
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Explain it to me like I'm 5, @schumer.senate.gov how you think these criminals in ICE/DHS can be reformed.
there is no option but Abolish ICE.
Anything less makes you are complicit with their treason, Senator.
there is no option but Abolish ICE.
Anything less makes you are complicit with their treason, Senator.
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Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
"I Will Wait For You" Connie Francis (The sad ending to Seymour, Fry's dog) HQ
YouTube video by Nirvines94
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 AM
In honor of the Seattle win,
This Month's Security Mascot is the Sea Hawk!
This Month's Security Mascot is the Sea Hawk!
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 AM
In honor of the Seattle win,
This Month's Security Mascot is the Sea Hawk!
This Month's Security Mascot is the Sea Hawk!
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 AM