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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
Mine likes to drop into a downward dog whenever I rub his ribs and starts groaning when I stop 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I just said quote me the outlets and don't ask questions.
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
they take your privacy, seriously.
December 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Also maybe a kickstarter to fund the project?
a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That looks like a good qp
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Such a cheese lol
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by El Jefe De Security
When billionaires do it, its discounted online pharmacies, but when I do it, its "selling unmarked ziplocs filled with assorted and unmarked ssri's to minors.".
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
... In name only.
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Now wondering where "black Irish" really comes from and how much of it was influenced by the Johnny Rebs during the reconstruction.
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One too many
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Still meets code.
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM