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SHREW
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I have been lost for a very long time.
Nothing is apropos of nothing; everything is apropos of something or other.

Your inability to keep track of what is apropos of what does not excuse you from acknowledging this reality.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A Cold-hearted Bastard Used His Remarkable Good Looks to Infiltrate the Royal Family! Despairing, I Retreated to the Countryside to Start a Farm and Fell in Love With a 1000 Year Old Ghost!
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you handed me a blank check, I wouldn't know what to do with it. Maybe my dad would know, but he isn't here right now. We can wait until he gets back, if you want.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I consider each and every one of my bones to be a gift from the Earth.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You don't want to play with me when I've got a star to wish upon.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I better lose myself in my music
My moment
I own it
I better never let it go
I only get one shot to not miss my chance to blow
My opportunity comes once in my lifetime
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Massive unpopularity rarely bodes well for one's political fortunes, especially if their opponents are willing to take advantage of the situation.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
(tenting fingers) Let the James begin.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Don’t sweat it brother. Just another one of the 10,000 things
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Like this tweet if snakes are often viewed as the holders of knowledge, strength, and renewal in a variety of societies.[3]
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Cutting God into a thousand pieces with my prayers.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I can't fall asleep because I still have so much that I should have done years ago.
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dear Diary,
Today I met a man covered with skin.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(interrupting you) I'm sorry, but I have no idea who you are, or what you are saying, or what you want, or why you are here, or why I am here, or how we met, or how we know each other, or where you come from, or- (you try to speak) Excuse me, I'm not finished- Or where I come from, or who I am, or-
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A sect of cultists unionizing to demand better benefits from their deity.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Did you think Jesus ever slipped up and accidentally called Joseph "God"?
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My brain hurts from so many events happening in my lifetime.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If an INNOCENT PERSON had been SENTENCED TO DEATH and sat in the ELECTRIC CHAIR and you had IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE that would clear them of ALL CHARGES, would you FREE THE PRISONER? Or FLIP THE SWITCH?

Let me know your answer and follow for more deep thought scenarios.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I wish I had read Faust before making that Faustian bargain.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm going to in your humanity.
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Fellow parents, how do I get my scientifically inquisitive child to go to sleep/take a nap? The standard fiction of sleep being like time travel has not inspired wonder and she keeps insisting she must return to her studies.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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why dont they just make the whole book out of the cover
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I will be the Moon to your Sun (dwarfed in size and brightness, still firmly in orbit around Mother).
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM