I feel god in this tidal pool
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I feel god in this tidal pool
Pedestrians are helpless against my ultimate finishing move: TWO HANDED SWORD STYLE!! MOBILE PHONE AND STEERING WHEEL
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Pedestrians are helpless against my ultimate finishing move: TWO HANDED SWORD STYLE!! MOBILE PHONE AND STEERING WHEEL
We all got that one homie who's development tank got jostled a little too hard on the way to embryonic storage. Love him though
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
We all got that one homie who's development tank got jostled a little too hard on the way to embryonic storage. Love him though
You ever look at someone and can just tell the titration in their development tube was way off?
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You ever look at someone and can just tell the titration in their development tube was way off?
Now that I've allied myself with the family of crows nearest my apartment, it seems that the family of crows nearest my workplace is increasingly less tolerant of my presence
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Now that I've allied myself with the family of crows nearest my apartment, it seems that the family of crows nearest my workplace is increasingly less tolerant of my presence
My neighbors flock of pigeons is being controlled by some sort of hive mind. My neighbor may be as well, but the police refuse to investigate
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My neighbors flock of pigeons is being controlled by some sort of hive mind. My neighbor may be as well, but the police refuse to investigate
There should be a word like noisy but for what you're seeing
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
There should be a word like noisy but for what you're seeing
Why is every running show named some shit like "phantom lite 15"?
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Why is every running show named some shit like "phantom lite 15"?
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I hate the sea.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I hate the sea.
[blindfolded in a government bunker, licking another rock]: river stone, salt and pepper granite , sourced from the colorado river
[man in a lab coat behind a one-way mirror, writing on a clipboard]: amazing. that makes 34 incorrect guesses in a row now
[man in a lab coat behind a one-way mirror, writing on a clipboard]: amazing. that makes 34 incorrect guesses in a row now
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
[blindfolded in a government bunker, licking another rock]: river stone, salt and pepper granite , sourced from the colorado river
[man in a lab coat behind a one-way mirror, writing on a clipboard]: amazing. that makes 34 incorrect guesses in a row now
[man in a lab coat behind a one-way mirror, writing on a clipboard]: amazing. that makes 34 incorrect guesses in a row now
The omens of the sea aren't to be taken lightly, playboy
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The omens of the sea aren't to be taken lightly, playboy
im a “wrong generation” kinda guy but for the late pleistocene
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
im a “wrong generation” kinda guy but for the late pleistocene
could see myself enjoying slashing tires
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
could see myself enjoying slashing tires
i don't like the metric system. it doesn't feel human
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i don't like the metric system. it doesn't feel human
I always thought the handles on mugs were a little excessive, but then I used a mug without a handle and realized how wrong I was
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I always thought the handles on mugs were a little excessive, but then I used a mug without a handle and realized how wrong I was
No one has ever been born on September 17th
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
No one has ever been born on September 17th
I wish I could get a few days worth of sleep in in one go
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I wish I could get a few days worth of sleep in in one go
indoor plumbing is kind of a burden on modern dwellings. i could fuck with an outhouse if it means i can live in a shack
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
indoor plumbing is kind of a burden on modern dwellings. i could fuck with an outhouse if it means i can live in a shack
god creating man was the first sin
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
god creating man was the first sin
sometimes i feel sudden happiness during otherwise completely unremarkable scenarios
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
sometimes i feel sudden happiness during otherwise completely unremarkable scenarios
Vintage cube on arena is kinda goated. Playing a lot of cards in a context I never would have otherwise
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Vintage cube on arena is kinda goated. Playing a lot of cards in a context I never would have otherwise
Getting sucked off caveman style
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Getting sucked off caveman style
The 👍 emoji is the perfect middle ground between a period and exclamation mark
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The 👍 emoji is the perfect middle ground between a period and exclamation mark
I changed my profile picture. Maybe people won't know who I am anymore
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I changed my profile picture. Maybe people won't know who I am anymore
Whenever I'm doubtful of things people say on the Internet I pray to God for forgiveness for judging the soul of another harshly
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Whenever I'm doubtful of things people say on the Internet I pray to God for forgiveness for judging the soul of another harshly