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Fart Vision
@slugworlds.bsky.social
· Oct 4
the start of basketball season will fix everything
"Magic Flute? More like Magic Toot!" and then perfectly farting Der Hölle Rache
January 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
"Magic Flute? More like Magic Toot!" and then perfectly farting Der Hölle Rache
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it’s a wicked world in all meridians
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 AM
it’s a wicked world in all meridians
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Current* conditions near Geneva, OH:
January 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Current* conditions near Geneva, OH:
Auld Shit's Cheddar
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Auld Shit's Cheddar
starting a restaurant called "forty forkfuls" and if you don't plan your meal to take exactly 40 bites then they kill you
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
starting a restaurant called "forty forkfuls" and if you don't plan your meal to take exactly 40 bites then they kill you
guy named Helmut Stupido
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
guy named Helmut Stupido
wiki section headings "Early Burger Legal Issues" and "Great Burger Scandal"
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
wiki section headings "Early Burger Legal Issues" and "Great Burger Scandal"
instead of congress we should vote on a few hundred people to lock locked in a beautiful historical building for 6 year terms with zero contact with the outside world except for pizza and soda we throw in from a hole in the roof
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
instead of congress we should vote on a few hundred people to lock locked in a beautiful historical building for 6 year terms with zero contact with the outside world except for pizza and soda we throw in from a hole in the roof
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dr in the senior assisted living facility entering your prescribed diet into the system as "chips and junk"
February 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
dr in the senior assisted living facility entering your prescribed diet into the system as "chips and junk"
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really fascinating to think of how space was seen in the 1960s that 1) it was originally reasonable to have Spock be half martian 2) it was thought that mars would be landed on within 5-10 years
![The character evolved from having a metal plate in his stomach, through which he ingested energy, to being a half-Martian in the original 1964 pitch, with a "slightly reddish complexion and semi-pointed ears".[43][44] Due to Roddenberry's concern that a Mars landing might take place before the end of the series, Spock's home planet was changed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qwyinvqwvv4svo7sri7fxmuh/bafkreic56eakjkojbwyoxdaktltmhytlzcm7cywq7muc76vrewh5azs7ly@jpeg)
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
really fascinating to think of how space was seen in the 1960s that 1) it was originally reasonable to have Spock be half martian 2) it was thought that mars would be landed on within 5-10 years
accessing my childs medical records
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
accessing my childs medical records
ok ok get this. it will change the world: a snack food called "snackerz"
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
ok ok get this. it will change the world: a snack food called "snackerz"
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Wife in north jersey. Youre on the air.
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Wife in north jersey. Youre on the air.
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assuming makes an ass. through the power of donkey magic.
January 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
assuming makes an ass. through the power of donkey magic.
super slomo football movie climax set to triumphant horn music but it ends up being 20 minutes of qb scramble
January 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
super slomo football movie climax set to triumphant horn music but it ends up being 20 minutes of qb scramble
me and my 32 oz hydroflask are way ahead of you there buddy
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
me and my 32 oz hydroflask are way ahead of you there buddy
coach who makes the quarterback eat 20 burgers a day and the rest of the team gets 2 fries
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
coach who makes the quarterback eat 20 burgers a day and the rest of the team gets 2 fries
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
redacted redacted redacted
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
bro whens the last time you checked your zesitmate
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
bro whens the last time you checked your zesitmate
showed b this picture before bedtime & he spent a solid 30 minutes asking questions nonstop
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 AM
showed b this picture before bedtime & he spent a solid 30 minutes asking questions nonstop
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heard an old lady with a british accent admonish her husband for trying to get mince pies because they're "horribly fattening". thats right. who does that randy old fuck think he is buying mince pies
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
heard an old lady with a british accent admonish her husband for trying to get mince pies because they're "horribly fattening". thats right. who does that randy old fuck think he is buying mince pies
we need a president who gets huge and bloated at the end of their term and then has 100,000 eggs and shrivels up into a raisin
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
we need a president who gets huge and bloated at the end of their term and then has 100,000 eggs and shrivels up into a raisin