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Fart Vision
@slugworlds.bsky.social
· Oct 4
the start of basketball season will fix everything
lol i saw this 2 seconds after my other post. It's true!!
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 9:41 PM
lol i saw this 2 seconds after my other post. It's true!!
its wild how many americans seem to fundamentally not understand the idea that one could desire to do good for other people in a way that isn't self serving
January 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
its wild how many americans seem to fundamentally not understand the idea that one could desire to do good for other people in a way that isn't self serving
whenever the president has to shit they should be lifted onto a palanquin and marched through a miles-long cathedral complex consisting of a central staircase flanked with a chorus of 100k people. they gain 10000 feet of elevation and theres a toilet on top. whole thing takes 36 hours
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
whenever the president has to shit they should be lifted onto a palanquin and marched through a miles-long cathedral complex consisting of a central staircase flanked with a chorus of 100k people. they gain 10000 feet of elevation and theres a toilet on top. whole thing takes 36 hours
id go wild on an all-"black licorice" roll of necco wafers
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 AM
id go wild on an all-"black licorice" roll of necco wafers
meeting your friend in the store and saying "looks like i found the tool section!!"
January 24, 2026 at 11:39 PM
meeting your friend in the store and saying "looks like i found the tool section!!"
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hell not hot enough
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
hell not hot enough
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Lord of the Rings art by Darrell K. Sweet (1934 - 2011)
January 24, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Lord of the Rings art by Darrell K. Sweet (1934 - 2011)
played around with a deck of cards all night trying to learn how to faro shuffle. seems like its something that would have been really cool to figure out in 8th grade
January 24, 2026 at 9:53 AM
played around with a deck of cards all night trying to learn how to faro shuffle. seems like its something that would have been really cool to figure out in 8th grade
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calling someone a "dill whip" as an insult
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 AM
calling someone a "dill whip" as an insult
pobody isn't even that nerfect anymore. he fell off. hes done
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM
pobody isn't even that nerfect anymore. he fell off. hes done
friendly 👏 reminder 👏
January 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
friendly 👏 reminder 👏
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A Pileated Woodpecker using his tongue to look for insects. Pileated Woodpecker tongues are relatively short for a woodpecker, but have barbed tips to help extract food.
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
A Pileated Woodpecker using his tongue to look for insects. Pileated Woodpecker tongues are relatively short for a woodpecker, but have barbed tips to help extract food.
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An adorable Tufted Titmouse perches on a lichen covered branch while waiting for peanuts to be offered.
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 PM
An adorable Tufted Titmouse perches on a lichen covered branch while waiting for peanuts to be offered.
i get ai to wipe for me now
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i get ai to wipe for me now
The University of Crap at South Fart
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The University of Crap at South Fart
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Really annoyed myself by using “certainly” in my thoughts. Settle down it’s just us in here
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Really annoyed myself by using “certainly” in my thoughts. Settle down it’s just us in here
taking you out to dinner and ordering a $500 meal. "don't worry. we'll put this one on daddy's plastic" as I put a creased mtg bloomburrow plains into the check holder
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
taking you out to dinner and ordering a $500 meal. "don't worry. we'll put this one on daddy's plastic" as I put a creased mtg bloomburrow plains into the check holder
(after the inauguration of our nations first 90 year old president) "very good, mr president. it is now time for you to undergo training... michael phelps diet for extreme powerlifting. 1000mg caffeine per day. an attempt to deadlift 500 kilograms in six months. failure will not be tolerated."
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 AM
(after the inauguration of our nations first 90 year old president) "very good, mr president. it is now time for you to undergo training... michael phelps diet for extreme powerlifting. 1000mg caffeine per day. an attempt to deadlift 500 kilograms in six months. failure will not be tolerated."
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(Small talk with a small child) you guys still sing that song where you mispronounce apples and bananas a bunch of different ways? I always fuckin hated that
January 23, 2026 at 3:24 AM
(Small talk with a small child) you guys still sing that song where you mispronounce apples and bananas a bunch of different ways? I always fuckin hated that
president opening fast food bag: "ah. wacko burger...." (sniffs, confused)"what's this..." (opens burger). "this isn't a wacko burger. its a Yoyo burger... that you put in a wacko burger bag and wrapper. you thought i wouldn't notice" and he grabs the aid by the hair & WHAMS their head on the desk
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
president opening fast food bag: "ah. wacko burger...." (sniffs, confused)"what's this..." (opens burger). "this isn't a wacko burger. its a Yoyo burger... that you put in a wacko burger bag and wrapper. you thought i wouldn't notice" and he grabs the aid by the hair & WHAMS their head on the desk
they should sell ketchup bottles already 90% empty so it makes the fart sound right away...
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 PM
they should sell ketchup bottles already 90% empty so it makes the fart sound right away...
fast food restaurant ad tagline "Now that's food!"
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
fast food restaurant ad tagline "Now that's food!"
been thinking about this one for a solid 20 years
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 AM
been thinking about this one for a solid 20 years