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mossy ziggurat
@lambheart.bsky.social
· Sep 17
the wiser I get, the less I have to say because everything seems so obvious
body composition analysis confirms that I have perfect extra- and intracellular hydration levels even though I famously only drink water when I'm thirsty. you all were sold a lie by Big Water Bottle
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
body composition analysis confirms that I have perfect extra- and intracellular hydration levels even though I famously only drink water when I'm thirsty. you all were sold a lie by Big Water Bottle
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Every beautiful thing in the universe is on loan from the museum of beauty
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Every beautiful thing in the universe is on loan from the museum of beauty
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(guy) dude you'll never even guess
(the knower) i know already
(the knower) i know already
November 17, 2024 at 6:43 AM
(guy) dude you'll never even guess
(the knower) i know already
(the knower) i know already
I keep forgetting that a lot of years have passed in the last few years
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I keep forgetting that a lot of years have passed in the last few years
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
I can't believe they're making me go back to school tomorrow. didn't they get their fill of my bullshit last semester
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I can't believe they're making me go back to school tomorrow. didn't they get their fill of my bullshit last semester
the ducks are drinking cat milk
January 20, 2026 at 4:53 AM
the ducks are drinking cat milk
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dracula but instead of recoiling from a cross he is terrified of that thing where they pour a bottle of champagne onto a pyramid of champagne glasses
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
dracula but instead of recoiling from a cross he is terrified of that thing where they pour a bottle of champagne onto a pyramid of champagne glasses
I used to think that I didn't like winter but it turns out I just hated driving in the winter. now that I walk everywhere i think winter is nice
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I used to think that I didn't like winter but it turns out I just hated driving in the winter. now that I walk everywhere i think winter is nice
I remember everything I've ever learned and I believe every thought I've ever had and furthermore I am going to live to the age of 122
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I remember everything I've ever learned and I believe every thought I've ever had and furthermore I am going to live to the age of 122
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You will never regret being calm and peaceful
June 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You will never regret being calm and peaceful
I am not a very fun friend but i am definitely the friend you want for a crisis or tragedy. this week my job is Cat Death Doula
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I am not a very fun friend but i am definitely the friend you want for a crisis or tragedy. this week my job is Cat Death Doula
i hope someday scholars will argue about whether my tweets are literally true or if they are fanciful abstractions and fairy stories
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
i hope someday scholars will argue about whether my tweets are literally true or if they are fanciful abstractions and fairy stories
the reason i have never enabled voice commands on my phone is specifically because they won't let me rename Siri to Computer. I don't even have any privacy concerns, it's purely an aesthetic objection
Pro- and anti- AI discourse generally lacks grounding in concrete proposed regulations and how they would work in practice. "All natural language interfacing with computers must require users to address the computer as 'Computer'", death penalty for directors of non-compliant corporations. There.
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
the reason i have never enabled voice commands on my phone is specifically because they won't let me rename Siri to Computer. I don't even have any privacy concerns, it's purely an aesthetic objection
find a spider, pick it up, and all the day you'll have good luck
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
find a spider, pick it up, and all the day you'll have good luck
who do you think will become the warlord of your local fiefdom when the central government collapses
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
who do you think will become the warlord of your local fiefdom when the central government collapses
the pelvic PT diagnosed me with feline hyperesthesia
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
the pelvic PT diagnosed me with feline hyperesthesia
I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be glistening in the fog
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be glistening in the fog
tomorrow i get to go to pelvic physical therapy because apparently it's been too long since my last invasive and intimate elective medical project
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
tomorrow i get to go to pelvic physical therapy because apparently it's been too long since my last invasive and intimate elective medical project
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God news guys, your fears have been determined to be well founded and reasonable by the International Worry Council
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
God news guys, your fears have been determined to be well founded and reasonable by the International Worry Council
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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there's a deep silliness in your heart
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
there's a deep silliness in your heart
to the casual observer it may look like I'm napping in a pillow fort but i assure you I am doing yoga
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
to the casual observer it may look like I'm napping in a pillow fort but i assure you I am doing yoga