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the wiser I get, the less I have to say because everything seems so obvious
as a reward for surviving my first semester of school i think i deserve to go to the equine energy worker. I don't mean like horse therapy, I'm talking about clip me in the cross ties and hover your hands over my withers until I yawn and then gush over how sensitive and beleaguered i am
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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there's a zhuang for that
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
it's funny to me that 'thoughtfulness' is considered a virtue because one of my worst qualities is how full of thoughts i am
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
taking a break from crying about my homework to google "why are geese always wearing bonnets"
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
a lot of people will injure themselves shoveling snow today, but I think I will win the award for Stupidest Injury: I wrenched my sacroiliac joint by scooping too heavy of a load. I literally busted my ass
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
found out at thanksgiving that my favorite uncle Jose (aunt's ex husband who moved back to Mexico) died this year and no one told me
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
listening and learning
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
my mustache is coming along nicely
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
this eyebright extract in glycerin tastes exactly like tincture of stable muck and sweaty saddle blanket (laudatory)
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
slideshow of my top ten times that i recognized as the words were coming out of my mouth that this is an insane thing to be telling someone i just met. a recent one that went straight into the leaderboard was "👆this is a house that i lived in or visited frequently in a past life"
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this is the only file in my laptop's "Pictures" folder. it was saved on this date one year ago, and the file name is "this guy.png"
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
my favorite question to ask is "does your cat have a name?"
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
accidentally made creepy spooky whimsigoth colcannon out of purple potatoes. happy halloween
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
on the one hand, I think artifice is wonderful and women (and everyone else who wants to) should paint and decorate themselves exactly as they please. on the other hand I think cosmetics are too high tech and I would love to see more chalky white face powder, soot and grease in the mix
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
my second-most-annoying-and-dysregulating class has met for the last time as of today! the main thing i took away from this class is that when I feel resistance it is actually NOT usually just me being rigid or closed-minded, and trying to calm down and get over it is actually counterproductive
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I was shopping for hot eye compress devices to treat blepharitis and it turns out you can buy one for $100 from a company called Wizard Research
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
grass jelly with sweetened condensed milk is like a bedtime-safe ca phe sua da that you can (kind of) chew
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Minnesota Symphony Orchestra? more like Audience Sniffley Coughestra
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this morning there were TWO stink bugs on the kitchen counter, and they were both named Reginald. how do you like that?
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I just remembered how much i used to suffer during my period just from extreme disgust and food aversion caused by heightened sense of smell. incredibly funny that i was allowed to solve that problem with elective major surgery
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
who dares me to whistle at it
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
☝️don't forget to periodically mentally rehearse how to manage various minor disasters with stoic aplomb (first aid/CPR, flat tire, overflowing toilet, bat in the house, unexpected knock at the door, euthanizing a mortally wounded animal)
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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vampire, giant or shapeshifting priest-warrior, no one reflects for free
October 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM