i was never on debate team. im a pacifist
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i was never on debate team. im a pacifist
we all have that one homie that went to jared
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
we all have that one homie that went to jared
i found a little piece of skin that won't come off
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i found a little piece of skin that won't come off
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im headed to the basket if anyone wants to pass me the rock
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
im headed to the basket if anyone wants to pass me the rock
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Sure, it's called a waffle iron, but the waffles don't come out all smooth.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sure, it's called a waffle iron, but the waffles don't come out all smooth.
thirty seconds after i hit tweet you better believe i'm wondering why no one has liked my tweet. every time
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
thirty seconds after i hit tweet you better believe i'm wondering why no one has liked my tweet. every time
i open the door to let our big dog out of the bedroom every night and it always feels like i'm sending him to camp. sometimes he looks back at me and i give him a little wave
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i open the door to let our big dog out of the bedroom every night and it always feels like i'm sending him to camp. sometimes he looks back at me and i give him a little wave
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when i haven't been tweeting stuff you guys should go back and like all my old tweets so i can get a lot of notifications without doing any work
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
when i haven't been tweeting stuff you guys should go back and like all my old tweets so i can get a lot of notifications without doing any work
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do you guys want to come to my house and stand up until we get tired and then we can sit down
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
do you guys want to come to my house and stand up until we get tired and then we can sit down
me and tuna salad are working it out
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
me and tuna salad are working it out
every country should have a sandwich maker laureate
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
every country should have a sandwich maker laureate
cheap things should be nice and expensive things should be free, capiche?
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
cheap things should be nice and expensive things should be free, capiche?
i was really into product design as an undergrad and had my eyes set on this big deal ycombo feeder 'makerspace' type graduate program at stanford, but then i learned the guys who started juul had gone through that program and all my interest in that career immediately collapsed (thank goodness)
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i was really into product design as an undergrad and had my eyes set on this big deal ycombo feeder 'makerspace' type graduate program at stanford, but then i learned the guys who started juul had gone through that program and all my interest in that career immediately collapsed (thank goodness)
i thought you guys were saying "The Jer Company", like a show about a guy named jerry or maybe jeremy. who has a company
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i thought you guys were saying "The Jer Company", like a show about a guy named jerry or maybe jeremy. who has a company
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Im on the CPAP diet. i CPAP i eat it
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Im on the CPAP diet. i CPAP i eat it
when the beach boys are like "be true to your school" i'm just over here like or what? amirighy
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
when the beach boys are like "be true to your school" i'm just over here like or what? amirighy
apropos of various shit
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
apropos of various shit
fun fact of the day: don quixote and don knotts have the same first name
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
fun fact of the day: don quixote and don knotts have the same first name
i'm so cozy i lit fifty candles
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i'm so cozy i lit fifty candles
if super mario brothers was a beautiful found family story instead of two actual brithers: utopia.png
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
if super mario brothers was a beautiful found family story instead of two actual brithers: utopia.png
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new york times calls for new york measures
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
new york times calls for new york measures
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bro look kool orb
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
bro look kool orb