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@derekhill.bsky.social
ยท Nov 21
i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that ๐๐๐ bsky.app/profile/did:...
my new program is basically just a mix of a coding bootcamp and mk ultra
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
my new program is basically just a mix of a coding bootcamp and mk ultra
cool guy that goes "my third space is six feet under"
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
cool guy that goes "my third space is six feet under"
you don't wear pants?
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 AM
you don't wear pants?
my third space is under this parkbench i found
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 AM
my third space is under this parkbench i found
i'm talkin underwear people, don't be crass
January 17, 2026 at 7:58 AM
i'm talkin underwear people, don't be crass
triple poog your underpoogage
January 17, 2026 at 7:54 AM
triple poog your underpoogage
you ever triple wrap your undercarriage?
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 AM
you ever triple wrap your undercarriage?
what's wrong your honor? you're visibly upset
January 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
what's wrong your honor? you're visibly upset
300 bells like it's fuckin amateur hour
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 AM
300 bells like it's fuckin amateur hour
animal crossing? the fishing minigame?
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 AM
animal crossing? the fishing minigame?
i'm going to the olympics to conpete in special weapons and tactics
January 17, 2026 at 6:56 AM
i'm going to the olympics to conpete in special weapons and tactics
you wanna take that chance?
January 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
you wanna take that chance?
everybody's talking about it. everybody in the whole world just opened their mouths wide and said worbe
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
everybody's talking about it. everybody in the whole world just opened their mouths wide and said worbe
just like grandpappy taught me
January 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
just like grandpappy taught me
don't threaten me with a good time or i'll kill you
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
don't threaten me with a good time or i'll kill you
they could spread disease like that
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
they could spread disease like that