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mammon
@derekhill.bsky.social
· Nov 21
i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...
i'm going to be monumentalized somedat
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
i'm going to be monumentalized somedat
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
(like stankonia) anhedonia
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
(like stankonia) anhedonia
thinking about still being on here for the rest of my life forever
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
thinking about still being on here for the rest of my life forever
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Somebody call 911…shortifier burning on the dance floor
January 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Somebody call 911…shortifier burning on the dance floor
feeling kinda depressed today but it's just cuz the dodgers haven't won a world series in over 2 months and it's making me antsy
January 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
feeling kinda depressed today but it's just cuz the dodgers haven't won a world series in over 2 months and it's making me antsy
hospice care for 14 year olds who listen to too much death cab
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
hospice care for 14 year olds who listen to too much death cab
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guy who has an inspector gadget style closet full of the NIN white golf shirt
January 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
guy who has an inspector gadget style closet full of the NIN white golf shirt
doing laundry 182 more times this year based on the trends
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
doing laundry 182 more times this year based on the trends
has any one here checked out glorious new horizons
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
has any one here checked out glorious new horizons
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shooting a gift horse in the face
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
shooting a gift horse in the face
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"Thuh cwooked stwaight, an thuh wuff pwaces pwain"
– The Prophet Isaiah [a toddler]
– The Prophet Isaiah [a toddler]
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"Thuh cwooked stwaight, an thuh wuff pwaces pwain"
– The Prophet Isaiah [a toddler]
– The Prophet Isaiah [a toddler]
i'll drink some water this year
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
i'll drink some water this year
nobody has said "shadowboxd" on here yet
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
nobody has said "shadowboxd" on here yet
robin williams named his daughter the legend of zelda: twilight princess ❤️
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
robin williams named his daughter the legend of zelda: twilight princess ❤️
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stop eating so much pizza no im not goi g to cus im so hungry for some pizza
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
stop eating so much pizza no im not goi g to cus im so hungry for some pizza
i can easily retrieve a longsword from a scabbard on my back. you guys are having trouble with that?
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 AM
i can easily retrieve a longsword from a scabbard on my back. you guys are having trouble with that?
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(guy who would later coin the term 'numbnuts'): shutup, you can't feel your testicles
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
(guy who would later coin the term 'numbnuts'): shutup, you can't feel your testicles
i was the first guy ever to put on a cute outfit with nowhere to go
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
i was the first guy ever to put on a cute outfit with nowhere to go
2026 is hella easy so far. they should do difficulty modes
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
2026 is hella easy so far. they should do difficulty modes
2026 the year we all admit that hdr photos/videos are a miserable pox on the browsing experience
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
2026 the year we all admit that hdr photos/videos are a miserable pox on the browsing experience
this is my year ❤️ the year i finally summon exodia
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
this is my year ❤️ the year i finally summon exodia