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mammon
@derekhill.bsky.social
· Nov 21
i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...
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your shelves too stocked, your prices too low.. they'll frequent you
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
your shelves too stocked, your prices too low.. they'll frequent you
not trying to rock the boat, just wanted to get this in writing before award season really revs up: hamnet is bad
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
not trying to rock the boat, just wanted to get this in writing before award season really revs up: hamnet is bad
i'm straight up chillin for real 😭😭
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
i'm straight up chillin for real 😭😭
im living outside of the moment
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
im living outside of the moment
it's totally fine to assume. an ass can neither be created nor destroyed
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
it's totally fine to assume. an ass can neither be created nor destroyed
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clapping lil bro in irons
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
clapping lil bro in irons
finding jesus in the supermarket while they play club remixes of hillsong united
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
finding jesus in the supermarket while they play club remixes of hillsong united
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Raising canes? More like raising pains! There is an impenetrable chasm between me and my son
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Raising canes? More like raising pains! There is an impenetrable chasm between me and my son
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I’m gonna fucken scatter you to the winds bro
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I’m gonna fucken scatter you to the winds bro
just caught a good man ray exhibit which reminded me of when i set up a dark room in a closet so i could crib his shit directly bsky.app/profile/dere...
I like bluesky, so here are some darkroom prints I did last year that I've never posted anywhere else:
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
just caught a good man ray exhibit which reminded me of when i set up a dark room in a closet so i could crib his shit directly bsky.app/profile/dere...
acting stupid so people are surprised when i act way more stupid
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
acting stupid so people are surprised when i act way more stupid
sippin on the doctor's pepper
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
sippin on the doctor's pepper
thunking that shit that made who woulda
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
thunking that shit that made who woulda
jonas brothers and doobie brothers were brothers
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
jonas brothers and doobie brothers were brothers
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HINGES
If we had hinges on our heads
There wouldn’t be no sin,
‘Cause we could take the bad stuff out
And leave the good stuff in.
If we had hinges on our heads
There wouldn’t be no sin,
‘Cause we could take the bad stuff out
And leave the good stuff in.
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 AM
HINGES
If we had hinges on our heads
There wouldn’t be no sin,
‘Cause we could take the bad stuff out
And leave the good stuff in.
If we had hinges on our heads
There wouldn’t be no sin,
‘Cause we could take the bad stuff out
And leave the good stuff in.
going to see harm net
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
going to see harm net
i like my big ass stick
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i like my big ass stick
asking the neighbor if i can borrow my pound of flesh
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
asking the neighbor if i can borrow my pound of flesh
i can read the forbidden comments and the knowledge they contain is simply disgusting
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
i can read the forbidden comments and the knowledge they contain is simply disgusting
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i started this on dec 23 hoping to have it all finished by xmas… that was not enough time
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
i started this on dec 23 hoping to have it all finished by xmas… that was not enough time
i bet the first person who said 'good gravy' didn't even really mean anything by it
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i bet the first person who said 'good gravy' didn't even really mean anything by it