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For the semiquincentennial pro sports leagues
should make all shorts/pants look like acid washed denim
should make all shorts/pants look like acid washed denim
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
For the semiquincentennial pro sports leagues
should make all shorts/pants look like acid washed denim
should make all shorts/pants look like acid washed denim
The time has come. Texting my niece & asking if she’s ready to start LadiesMFAO with me
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The time has come. Texting my niece & asking if she’s ready to start LadiesMFAO with me
There’s no need for me to look up whether “Jimmy Fallon once shot one of his writers in the leg” was just in my dream. I’ll assume that’s real
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
There’s no need for me to look up whether “Jimmy Fallon once shot one of his writers in the leg” was just in my dream. I’ll assume that’s real
Maybe instead of going live we should going love. This one’s for valentines
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Maybe instead of going live we should going love. This one’s for valentines
Someone mentioned Laura loomer to me. I don’t think what’s on our screens should be brought into real life like that
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Someone mentioned Laura loomer to me. I don’t think what’s on our screens should be brought into real life like that
Catcalled while wearing cargo sweatpants. Not smart. How do you know I don’t have a gun in one of these pockets. A few guns. A gun for every pocket maybe
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Catcalled while wearing cargo sweatpants. Not smart. How do you know I don’t have a gun in one of these pockets. A few guns. A gun for every pocket maybe
If you tell me about some dumbass bet you made I don’t need to see receipts. I believe you. Let’s just get this interaction over with
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
If you tell me about some dumbass bet you made I don’t need to see receipts. I believe you. Let’s just get this interaction over with
When I don’t post for a few days I am still on here 14 hours a day hiding muting and blocking
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
When I don’t post for a few days I am still on here 14 hours a day hiding muting and blocking
When dogs get excited about me putting on a hat or sunglasses that’s not because it means we’re going outside, it’s that I look cool. They are fangirling.
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
When dogs get excited about me putting on a hat or sunglasses that’s not because it means we’re going outside, it’s that I look cool. They are fangirling.
What if using earbuds that didn’t automatically pause when they fell out of my ears was the only thing keeping me humble. I mean it feels right. The music & actually the world should wait for me now that I think about it
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
What if using earbuds that didn’t automatically pause when they fell out of my ears was the only thing keeping me humble. I mean it feels right. The music & actually the world should wait for me now that I think about it
(Seeing grass) Whoa I was just thinking about grass
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
(Seeing grass) Whoa I was just thinking about grass
Washing your hands is like a little vacation
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Washing your hands is like a little vacation
As a pedestrian if a car doesn’t let me cross I want them to see me appearing to cast a spell on them if they look in the the rear view
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
As a pedestrian if a car doesn’t let me cross I want them to see me appearing to cast a spell on them if they look in the the rear view
I love when water tastes brand new. Someone should bottle new water
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I love when water tastes brand new. Someone should bottle new water
I don’t invest in characters’ journeys ever since one died
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I don’t invest in characters’ journeys ever since one died
If thom yorke asked me to go swimming I probably wouldn’t go. Just the feeling I get listening to his music
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
If thom yorke asked me to go swimming I probably wouldn’t go. Just the feeling I get listening to his music
I thought I smelled skunk cabbage but I couldn’t see any. Don’t say “you’re just sweating weed” it’s possible but I doubt it
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I thought I smelled skunk cabbage but I couldn’t see any. Don’t say “you’re just sweating weed” it’s possible but I doubt it
I’ll tread light as fuck. You don’t know who you’re talking to. I cut my teeth on eggshells
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I’ll tread light as fuck. You don’t know who you’re talking to. I cut my teeth on eggshells
I have a lot to think about today after I really looked great in suspenders in my dream last night
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I have a lot to think about today after I really looked great in suspenders in my dream last night
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hubby: woah this soup rocks, what is it?
me, time traveler who just brought back a sample of the primordial soup: apple
me, time traveler who just brought back a sample of the primordial soup: apple
March 19, 2024 at 3:14 AM
hubby: woah this soup rocks, what is it?
me, time traveler who just brought back a sample of the primordial soup: apple
me, time traveler who just brought back a sample of the primordial soup: apple
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Inspector gadget might thrive as a charging station
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Inspector gadget might thrive as a charging station
How could a pro coach be younger than me, that’s ridiculous. How could they know anything when I was alive to see them baby
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 AM
How could a pro coach be younger than me, that’s ridiculous. How could they know anything when I was alive to see them baby