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my tender pussy falls right off the bone
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
need a mans armpit to stick my nose into for eepytime
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
need a mans armpit to stick my nose into for eepytime
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Sometimes I have to step back and remember how completely fucking psychotic it is that the US gov’t does not guarantee healthcare
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sometimes I have to step back and remember how completely fucking psychotic it is that the US gov’t does not guarantee healthcare
yauwgl I've just done a lot of high executive function tasks on modded Minecraft.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
yauwgl I've just done a lot of high executive function tasks on modded Minecraft.
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
Papa John's new papaya pizza
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Papa John's new papaya pizza
feeling optically illused
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
feeling optically illused
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And thats hopefully the last thing that needs to be said.
If they do their jobs now, they dont think youll vote in 2028.
They need your life to be miserable so they can seize power.
If they do their jobs now, they dont think youll vote in 2028.
They need your life to be miserable so they can seize power.
Dems are strategically going to allow Republicans to abuse Americans so that they can run on a platform of clawing back half way out of that pit.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
And thats hopefully the last thing that needs to be said.
If they do their jobs now, they dont think youll vote in 2028.
They need your life to be miserable so they can seize power.
If they do their jobs now, they dont think youll vote in 2028.
They need your life to be miserable so they can seize power.
Dems are strategically going to allow Republicans to abuse Americans so that they can run on a platform of clawing back half way out of that pit.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Dems are strategically going to allow Republicans to abuse Americans so that they can run on a platform of clawing back half way out of that pit.
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Father forgive them for they know not of Lore
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Father forgive them for they know not of Lore
how about we unite in holding those who betrayed their party accountable?
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
how about we unite in holding those who betrayed their party accountable?
experiencing the type of anxiety you only get when you're the most important person in the universe
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
experiencing the type of anxiety you only get when you're the most important person in the universe
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lying... is... truth.. from... da .,.,, soul.... alright got it 🖊️
a man in a suit sits in a chair with sharktankgifs.com written in the corner
ALT: a man in a suit sits in a chair with sharktankgifs.com written in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
lying... is... truth.. from... da .,.,, soul.... alright got it 🖊️
may she have a short life
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
may she have a short life
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
I was so young and naive
lil wack that "fight to starve millions" was the strategy.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I was so young and naive
for democracy to work you need to be able to kill people who hold antisocial beliefs
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
for democracy to work you need to be able to kill people who hold antisocial beliefs
that's not the truth ellen *gunshots*
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
that's not the truth ellen *gunshots*
Will Stancil thinks the economy is inherently just and that mentally ill and disabled people struggling is natural selection.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Will Stancil thinks the economy is inherently just and that mentally ill and disabled people struggling is natural selection.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
critics of his vote need to something alright
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
critics of his vote need to something alright
so glad I felt hope so that despair can hurt even more yay depression time
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
so glad I felt hope so that despair can hurt even more yay depression time
can they just pass a bill to kill all of us already
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
can they just pass a bill to kill all of us already
I can't afford anything including healthcare
YES. THAT IS AN INDICATOR OF PROSPERITY. HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO STUPID
He's repeatedly talked about how easy it is to buy cheap clothes now as if that's a sign the economy is Good Actually
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I can't afford anything including healthcare