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Kevin Snyder
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Chairman of the Poster-Farmer Party
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In hot pursuit
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November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Just saw a commercial for a tiny roomba thing that cleans your grill
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ice cream newsletter, what’s thi-
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Beautiful young women can’t get enough of my posts!
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
New washing machine who dis
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Coughing like a sickly Victorian child
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The Right Stuff
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
logging into my contraption to restart the modem remotely
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Lmfao what the fuck, dude murdered like 30 people!
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dang just missed it
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Finally finished with harvest 😌
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Are we there yet
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can’t say what I think should happen to the author of this and his family but it involves a diving cage
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They’re calling it journomuerta and they say it needs to happen soon
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi loved it. She loved its single unfocused eyeball set deep in a shapeless wad of pink. She loved the wet sound of crunching through bone when it swallowed a rat. She loved the sewer stink wafting off it, from being born in a sewer. She was its "Livvy" and it was her "Unnamed Skin Thing".
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Last whole field and the other combine broke down 😭
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Woke CIA heart attack gun wasn’t designed for targets this large
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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beeline gf as-the-crow-flies bf
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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And every single time we get journos from the Times whimpering at the backlash going "it's not our fault, we're just widdle guys, we don't like the editorial reasons either!"

You work for a Nazi rag that destroyed the American dream. Go to hell.
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM