competentposter
@competentposter.bsky.social
Bringing my posts to the timeline in a creaking wooden cart. Four-time @Ppallo Home Run award winner.
Ontario, Canada. Banner photo: @mardiroos.bsky.social
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Ontario, Canada. Banner photo: @mardiroos.bsky.social
My art acc: @ShrineAmbience.bsky.social
https://competentposter.neocities.org/
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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for many of you, i’d fight someone slightly larger than myself on your behalf. for others, i’d pull my hat down over my eyes and retreat to the back of the saloon
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
for many of you, i’d fight someone slightly larger than myself on your behalf. for others, i’d pull my hat down over my eyes and retreat to the back of the saloon
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I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.
February 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.
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What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
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A little boy named Crispin has stolen a spoonful of your jam.
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
December 29, 2023 at 2:24 AM
A little boy named Crispin has stolen a spoonful of your jam.
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
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The homie is maneuverable.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The homie is maneuverable.
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Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
(admiring my new claymore) It's so over for my foes..
(Swordsmith, typing on cash register) Would you like a rewards account?
(Me) Not today
(Smith) Can I set you up with our extended warranty?
(Me) I don't think I'll need it, it's a pretty good sword
(Smith, slightly annoyed) It's a nice sword
(Swordsmith, typing on cash register) Would you like a rewards account?
(Me) Not today
(Smith) Can I set you up with our extended warranty?
(Me) I don't think I'll need it, it's a pretty good sword
(Smith, slightly annoyed) It's a nice sword
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
(admiring my new claymore) It's so over for my foes..
(Swordsmith, typing on cash register) Would you like a rewards account?
(Me) Not today
(Smith) Can I set you up with our extended warranty?
(Me) I don't think I'll need it, it's a pretty good sword
(Smith, slightly annoyed) It's a nice sword
(Swordsmith, typing on cash register) Would you like a rewards account?
(Me) Not today
(Smith) Can I set you up with our extended warranty?
(Me) I don't think I'll need it, it's a pretty good sword
(Smith, slightly annoyed) It's a nice sword
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i had a blast sitting around
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i had a blast sitting around
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Go forth, any trusted warrior who reads this 🗡️
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Go forth, any trusted warrior who reads this 🗡️
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Oh wow this was fun/ funny
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oh wow this was fun/ funny
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my homies are literally brave and true
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
my homies are literally brave and true
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I can truly consider you an equal, and so grant you the rank of Master-Wizard. There is no higher rank which I can bestow upon you.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I can truly consider you an equal, and so grant you the rank of Master-Wizard. There is no higher rank which I can bestow upon you.
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doing the windows startup sound at karaoke
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
doing the windows startup sound at karaoke
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wizard in teh streets uhhhh wizard in the sheets
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
wizard in teh streets uhhhh wizard in the sheets
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he's got a stuffy nose
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
he's got a stuffy nose
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They’re calling her “the smallest dog of all time”
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
They’re calling her “the smallest dog of all time”
(Seeing your tentative grasp on reality) Use the included hand-holds, bromigo. (Punching in the cardboard hand-holds for you), Lift with your bee's knees..
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
(Seeing your tentative grasp on reality) Use the included hand-holds, bromigo. (Punching in the cardboard hand-holds for you), Lift with your bee's knees..
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Petiteness of Soul
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November 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Petiteness of Soul
grassyvalley.thecomi...
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Obstacles when they see people working together
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Obstacles when they see people working together
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I accept your surrender.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I accept your surrender.
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(my buddy's being taken over by a cursed amulet) Resist its call, you fat sack of shit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
(my buddy's being taken over by a cursed amulet) Resist its call, you fat sack of shit.
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real ones would catch any samdwich thrown at them in they mouth
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
real ones would catch any samdwich thrown at them in they mouth