competentposter
@competentposter.bsky.social
Bringing my posts to the timeline in a creaking wooden cart. Four-time @Ppallo Home Run award winner.
Ontario, Canada.
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Ontario, Canada.
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https://competentposter.neocities.org/
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Wake up from Christmas nap 11:30pm. Christmas chocolate for breakfast. Play with Christmas presents. #SantaElfMaxxing
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Wake up from Christmas nap 11:30pm. Christmas chocolate for breakfast. Play with Christmas presents. #SantaElfMaxxing
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2026 begs the question what if we keep going
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
2026 begs the question what if we keep going
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Ancient late night christmas vibes
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ancient late night christmas vibes
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save me low poly bread and cheese
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
save me low poly bread and cheese
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merry christmas everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
merry christmas everyone!
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beauty is all around!!!
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
beauty is all around!!!
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Joy fans will delight tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Joy fans will delight tomorrow
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I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.
December 24, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.
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Building inspector shaking his head, writing in his clipboard after noticing I only used one gummy jujube per stud in my gingerbread rafters.
"Sir, we're going to have to step outside while I fill out this form. This shit could come down on us at any moment."
"Sir, we're going to have to step outside while I fill out this form. This shit could come down on us at any moment."
December 14, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Building inspector shaking his head, writing in his clipboard after noticing I only used one gummy jujube per stud in my gingerbread rafters.
"Sir, we're going to have to step outside while I fill out this form. This shit could come down on us at any moment."
"Sir, we're going to have to step outside while I fill out this form. This shit could come down on us at any moment."
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He had a broad face, and a little round belly,
that shook when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of jelly!
(Doing the sound) shwoobwoobwoob, haha! (Wetting finger and turning the page)
that shook when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of jelly!
(Doing the sound) shwoobwoobwoob, haha! (Wetting finger and turning the page)
December 14, 2023 at 10:33 PM
He had a broad face, and a little round belly,
that shook when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of jelly!
(Doing the sound) shwoobwoobwoob, haha! (Wetting finger and turning the page)
that shook when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of jelly!
(Doing the sound) shwoobwoobwoob, haha! (Wetting finger and turning the page)
My three favourite Christmas songs all have the word Christmas in the titles. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, White Christmas, and The Christmas Song
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My three favourite Christmas songs all have the word Christmas in the titles. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, White Christmas, and The Christmas Song
Merry Christmas everyone ❤️🎄🎁☃️
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Merry Christmas everyone ❤️🎄🎁☃️
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meeting a genie during the holidays has got to be the worst, since you have to use your first one on wishing them a merry Christmas
November 12, 2023 at 10:41 PM
meeting a genie during the holidays has got to be the worst, since you have to use your first one on wishing them a merry Christmas
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Life is a blessing, and death is not the end, but only when the spirit remains incorruptible.
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Life is a blessing, and death is not the end, but only when the spirit remains incorruptible.
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📜 Your humanoid status has been called into question!
📜 Objective updated: Escape town!
📜 Objective updated: Escape town!
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
📜 Your humanoid status has been called into question!
📜 Objective updated: Escape town!
📜 Objective updated: Escape town!
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I’m available on the web
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m available on the web
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Long time unc first time chopped
December 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Long time unc first time chopped
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Gizzy 5 years ago 🩷 she has her slippers on (we say that when she wraps her tail around her feets) #catsofbsky #catsonbsky #catmum
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Gizzy 5 years ago 🩷 she has her slippers on (we say that when she wraps her tail around her feets) #catsofbsky #catsonbsky #catmum
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It’s getting dangerous to leave the house now without bringing a cup of cheer
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s getting dangerous to leave the house now without bringing a cup of cheer
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He’s mad at us for taking such a long vacation
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He’s mad at us for taking such a long vacation
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Meditating or asleep.
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Meditating or asleep.
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they don't want you to know this, but you are allowed to sit down and take a break
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
they don't want you to know this, but you are allowed to sit down and take a break