Jess
@iamnotaboat.bsky.social
What if you had to sleep in a circle shape? Something to think about.
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
What if you had to sleep in a circle shape? Something to think about.
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Remembered while driving home that I was making fancy nachos tonight and immediately felt relaxed.
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Remembered while driving home that I was making fancy nachos tonight and immediately felt relaxed.
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Moss ball bug
It was itching my brain, I had to!
A green fluffball crawling out of the bushes. I'd love to see other artists take on this critter 👀🌿
It was itching my brain, I had to!
A green fluffball crawling out of the bushes. I'd love to see other artists take on this critter 👀🌿
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Moss ball bug
It was itching my brain, I had to!
A green fluffball crawling out of the bushes. I'd love to see other artists take on this critter 👀🌿
It was itching my brain, I had to!
A green fluffball crawling out of the bushes. I'd love to see other artists take on this critter 👀🌿
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This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
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Getting into A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms then seeing it will only be six episodes. It’s nice they are already filming the next season though.
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Getting into A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms then seeing it will only be six episodes. It’s nice they are already filming the next season though.
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Animal gave me a cool hat. In real life or in a video game? In a video game of course. We don’t have that kind of relationship with creatures out here yet.
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Animal gave me a cool hat. In real life or in a video game? In a video game of course. We don’t have that kind of relationship with creatures out here yet.
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I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"
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A cat is basically a smallish buddyman
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A cat is basically a smallish buddyman
Keep thinking the theater is asking for help.
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Keep thinking the theater is asking for help.
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
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honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
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uploaded 20 new sticker designs to the shop
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February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
uploaded 20 new sticker designs to the shop
ko-fi.com/ascalaphid/s...
ko-fi.com/ascalaphid/s...
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“Animal Planet.” You mean Earth?
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
“Animal Planet.” You mean Earth?
Winter sun absorption in progress. ☀️😌
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Winter sun absorption in progress. ☀️😌
Can’t follow this account anymore because it makes me crave food too much. Would give my arm to eat this right now.
Simple, really, one small blackberry pie to each plate, four candied cherries, three honeyed bilberries, and a good ladle of whipped meadowcream to dip 'em in, per plate, per creature.
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Can’t follow this account anymore because it makes me crave food too much. Would give my arm to eat this right now.
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i’ve been making bargains with sinister forest creatures
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 AM
i’ve been making bargains with sinister forest creatures
Can feel the cold by placing my hand on the walls of the house. Brutal out there today. Stay warm everyone.
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Can feel the cold by placing my hand on the walls of the house. Brutal out there today. Stay warm everyone.
Almost done with The Wire season 3 and it’s so good. Very outdated show now but still interesting each season. Forgot how weird and convoluted technology was.
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Almost done with The Wire season 3 and it’s so good. Very outdated show now but still interesting each season. Forgot how weird and convoluted technology was.
Vemoing the same $25 back and forth between friends every time we go out. Kind of nice.
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Vemoing the same $25 back and forth between friends every time we go out. Kind of nice.
It won’t work. He’s a treatler.
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
It won’t work. He’s a treatler.
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If you put a pair of glasses on a dog I will implicitly trust that dog to give me important mortgage advice
February 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
If you put a pair of glasses on a dog I will implicitly trust that dog to give me important mortgage advice