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Please, step into my office.
Today is the only day you can repost this
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Boss wants me to cut it out with the slime
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Have my AirPods but I misplaced the case. Which is very lynchian
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Certain weather outside is frightful
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hell yeah boibo
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If you need me I’ll be busy for the next ever
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
David Spade implies the existence of David Neutered
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Doctor: do you smoke?

Me (thinking he means cooking pop tarts in my smoker and then eating them): two boxes a day
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Thinking about getting scared but it will have to wait for next year…
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Stuff off the floor taste better
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Trade or Joes
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Jesus loved to create value for shareholders
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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i went to the desolate lands and there was no one left to know you
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Halloween’s over. Just kidding you can still be scared. Halloween fools
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Trickle down treatonomics
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Big monster stepped on me to death. Just kidding Halloween fools
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Turned into a big monster. Just kidding. Halloween fools
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just died from passing away. Just kidding. Halloween fools
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Boo!
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Boo!
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Viewer beware… you’re in for a scare… 👹
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This is the only day you can post this
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Remember the reason for the season
September 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM