Pinned
When I’m hankering for an evening meal, it’s gotta be Dinner™️
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
When I’m hankering for an evening meal, it’s gotta be Dinner™️
Reposted by jonk
Eating an apple stem first
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Eating an apple stem first
Costco parking lot bald eagle #usa #consumerism
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Costco parking lot bald eagle #usa #consumerism
I’m on the Seahawks diet. I see hawks and I eat wm!
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I’m on the Seahawks diet. I see hawks and I eat wm!
Seahawks beat Patriots at the Super Bowl 6 to 7
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Seahawks beat Patriots at the Super Bowl 6 to 7
Lovely commercial for Todd Gillemannen’s new Dorito flavor collab “regular”
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Lovely commercial for Todd Gillemannen’s new Dorito flavor collab “regular”
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Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
BREAKING: the Seahawks have won the superbowl
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BREAKING: the Seahawks have won the superbowl
Goon™️ it with Goongle™️
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Goon™️ it with Goongle™️
Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang
If elected president I promise to make it so that shirt collars cannot touch your neck
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
If elected president I promise to make it so that shirt collars cannot touch your neck
Reposted by jonk
I just deleted all of Wargen’s posts
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I just deleted all of Wargen’s posts
Running a dehumanifier to decrease the humanity in my apartment
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Running a dehumanifier to decrease the humanity in my apartment
Playing Magic is all about looking at cards and saying “Oh I should add that to one of my decks” and then not doing that
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Playing Magic is all about looking at cards and saying “Oh I should add that to one of my decks” and then not doing that
Reposted by jonk
I'm mad with great responsibility. The great power is a harmless byproduct
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I'm mad with great responsibility. The great power is a harmless byproduct
MAGA hat with a sticker on the back that says “I bought this before he went crazy!”
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 AM
MAGA hat with a sticker on the back that says “I bought this before he went crazy!”
Reposted by jonk
every single moment must be lived
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 PM
every single moment must be lived
Devo voice: when you get a false notion, disabuse it
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Devo voice: when you get a false notion, disabuse it
*disabuses yoy of misconceptions*
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 AM
*disabuses yoy of misconceptions*
Life is mostly about getting kind of itchy
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Life is mostly about getting kind of itchy