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we printed him a little hat
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Saw a guy
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
hux why is your tail like that
you look badly stuffed
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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sitting alone at that one table
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
what makes cats think that vomiting on the human’s bed
is a good plan
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
i can’t be doing with anas sarwar
or keir starmer
away with you all, labour men

if you don’t know who anas sarwar is that’s correct
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
no more work
only hot toast
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
if you stretch while applying makeup and you have low ceilings you Will
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
sitting alone at that one table
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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A cat is basically a smallish buddyman
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
looksmaxxing my house with a hammer
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
no food all day plus adhd meds plus 2 strong coffees
juddering like a food processor
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
FROGS
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
cleaning the dog at the petrol station facilities
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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oh my god. please don’t
February 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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kitten
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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My homies are powerful, and grow in strength every day. They have solid gold ingots, and can earn the trust of animals effortlessly. They are like the wind.
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM