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putting a bunch of wireless mouse dongles in a bowl and eating them like cereal
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
putting a bunch of wireless mouse dongles in a bowl and eating them like cereal
garnet mimms is a @jlp.systems name
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
garnet mimms is a @jlp.systems name
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée Chalamet https://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-photographed-wearing-amulet-containing-imprisoned-timothee-chalamet/
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée Chalamet https://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-photographed-wearing-amulet-containing-imprisoned-timothee-chalamet/
if you could hear me singing rn
you’d be sorry.
so it’s just as well you can’t
you’d be sorry.
so it’s just as well you can’t
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
if you could hear me singing rn
you’d be sorry.
so it’s just as well you can’t
you’d be sorry.
so it’s just as well you can’t
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[me in the kitchen]
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
[me in the kitchen]
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
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going to the bakery on acid like
November 20, 2023 at 3:38 AM
going to the bakery on acid like
i'm using bluesky on my laptop and it's disgusting
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 AM
i'm using bluesky on my laptop and it's disgusting
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Sucking at the doctor's special pipe the NHS feeds into my bathroom that all the medicine comes out of
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Sucking at the doctor's special pipe the NHS feeds into my bathroom that all the medicine comes out of
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someone left this weird little wolf on my floor
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
someone left this weird little wolf on my floor
someone left this weird little wolf on my floor
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
someone left this weird little wolf on my floor
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Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
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hoping i can ingest enough microplastics to one day gum up a crematorium beyond repair
April 22, 2024 at 2:57 PM
hoping i can ingest enough microplastics to one day gum up a crematorium beyond repair
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leaf blower not emitting leaves
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
leaf blower not emitting leaves
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N.B., or nota bene, means "good note" in Italian and is used to signify preceding information is especially pleasing to Italians.
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
N.B., or nota bene, means "good note" in Italian and is used to signify preceding information is especially pleasing to Italians.
i will believe any story about a cat
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
i will believe any story about a cat
i made some scrambled eggs but only with egg yolks and i’m not sure why
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
i made some scrambled eggs but only with egg yolks and i’m not sure why
fenris is watching the sleet
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
fenris is watching the sleet
i’ve got the heating on and the windows open and no force in the land can make me stop
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 PM
i’ve got the heating on and the windows open and no force in the land can make me stop
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Jacob Elordi has a teenagers face on a man's neck and he is very famous
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Jacob Elordi has a teenagers face on a man's neck and he is very famous