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You're off by an ogre of magnitude
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
You're off by an ogre of magnitude
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Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield
November 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield
is the correct way to fly in dreams:
◻️bird style
◻️airplane style
◻️floating along a couple of feet above the ground like you were swimming slowly in shallow water
◻️bird style
◻️airplane style
◻️floating along a couple of feet above the ground like you were swimming slowly in shallow water
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
is the correct way to fly in dreams:
◻️bird style
◻️airplane style
◻️floating along a couple of feet above the ground like you were swimming slowly in shallow water
◻️bird style
◻️airplane style
◻️floating along a couple of feet above the ground like you were swimming slowly in shallow water
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pictured: our geese looking at airplanes
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
pictured: our geese looking at airplanes
i like saying swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
i like saying swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
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There is an even sadder six-word story.
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
There is an even sadder six-word story.
sometimes i remember a rude song another kid sang at school when i was 12
if you’re from scotland you might know it
it’s that rude one
if you’re from scotland you might know it
it’s that rude one
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
sometimes i remember a rude song another kid sang at school when i was 12
if you’re from scotland you might know it
it’s that rude one
if you’re from scotland you might know it
it’s that rude one
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current situation 🙂
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
current situation 🙂
waiting until you fall asleep with your mouth open and posting a little something in there
it’s a bus ticket
it’s a bus ticket
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
waiting until you fall asleep with your mouth open and posting a little something in there
it’s a bus ticket
it’s a bus ticket
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your indian grocery has so many delights
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
your indian grocery has so many delights
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i joined bluesky in march 2023 but i didn’t get an invite i’d been on the waiting list forever which proves that queuing is the same as having friends
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
i joined bluesky in march 2023 but i didn’t get an invite i’d been on the waiting list forever which proves that queuing is the same as having friends
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googling the word I just used
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
googling the word I just used
some people have those smiles where there’s a lot of gum happening and i have mixed feelings about the gums
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
some people have those smiles where there’s a lot of gum happening and i have mixed feelings about the gums
i’ve got lentil soup on the go if you’re hungry
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i’ve got lentil soup on the go if you’re hungry
amadeus just went to schmoof my finger with his face and when we touched he got a static shock on his nose
so he reached out his paw to gently slap me on the back of the hand for being so rude
so he reached out his paw to gently slap me on the back of the hand for being so rude
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
amadeus just went to schmoof my finger with his face and when we touched he got a static shock on his nose
so he reached out his paw to gently slap me on the back of the hand for being so rude
so he reached out his paw to gently slap me on the back of the hand for being so rude
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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putting a bunch of wireless mouse dongles in a bowl and eating them like cereal
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
putting a bunch of wireless mouse dongles in a bowl and eating them like cereal
garnet mimms is a @jlp.systems name
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
garnet mimms is a @jlp.systems name
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée Chalamet https://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-photographed-wearing-amulet-containing-imprisoned-timothee-chalamet/
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée Chalamet https://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-photographed-wearing-amulet-containing-imprisoned-timothee-chalamet/