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we printed him a little hat
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February 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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You're off by an ogre of magnitude
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield
November 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
is the correct way to fly in dreams:
◻️bird style
◻️airplane style
◻️floating along a couple of feet above the ground like you were swimming slowly in shallow water
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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pictured: our geese looking at airplanes
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i like saying swiftbrick

swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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There is an even sadder six-word story.
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
sometimes i remember a rude song another kid sang at school when i was 12
if you’re from scotland you might know it
it’s that rude one
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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current situation 🙂
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
waiting until you fall asleep with your mouth open and posting a little something in there
it’s a bus ticket
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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your indian grocery has so many delights
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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paw-tato
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
i joined bluesky in march 2023 but i didn’t get an invite i’d been on the waiting list forever which proves that queuing is the same as having friends
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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googling the word I just used
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
some people have those smiles where there’s a lot of gum happening and i have mixed feelings about the gums
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i’ve got lentil soup on the go if you’re hungry
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
amadeus just went to schmoof my finger with his face and when we touched he got a static shock on his nose
so he reached out his paw to gently slap me on the back of the hand for being so rude
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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foot
foot
foot
foot
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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putting a bunch of wireless mouse dongles in a bowl and eating them like cereal
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
garnet mimms is a @jlp.systems name
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée Chalamet https://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-photographed-wearing-amulet-containing-imprisoned-timothee-chalamet/
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
needle in a haystack
February 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM