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we printed him a little hat
some loveable guys
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
i bought a new duvet cover and it’s white which is ridiculous because i live in the middle of a muddy farm with 4 outside cats. all clean duvet covers are quickly covered in horrors
but i’m challenging fate to a fight and maybe she was waiting for a display of courage
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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car
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Saw a guy
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
hux why is your tail like that
you look badly stuffed
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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sitting alone at that one table
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
what makes cats think that vomiting on the human’s bed
is a good plan
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
i can’t be doing with anas sarwar
or keir starmer
away with you all, labour men

if you don’t know who anas sarwar is that’s correct
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
no more work
only hot toast
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
if you stretch while applying makeup and you have low ceilings you Will
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
sitting alone at that one table
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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A cat is basically a smallish buddyman
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
looksmaxxing my house with a hammer
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
no food all day plus adhd meds plus 2 strong coffees
juddering like a food processor
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
FROGS
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
cleaning the dog at the petrol station facilities
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM