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hey smoke detector, play my emergency song
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
hey smoke detector, play my emergency song
i only say duvet so people know what i mean
in my own private head and house i say
downie
as i was taught
in my own private head and house i say
downie
as i was taught
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
i only say duvet so people know what i mean
in my own private head and house i say
downie
as i was taught
in my own private head and house i say
downie
as i was taught
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Yes yes yes yes yes
See this is nature this is fates gift to thee, brave beast - a boilable pot. Reversible muck. Sheets white as frost. A creature named hux.
See this is nature this is fates gift to thee, brave beast - a boilable pot. Reversible muck. Sheets white as frost. A creature named hux.
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Yes yes yes yes yes
See this is nature this is fates gift to thee, brave beast - a boilable pot. Reversible muck. Sheets white as frost. A creature named hux.
See this is nature this is fates gift to thee, brave beast - a boilable pot. Reversible muck. Sheets white as frost. A creature named hux.
i bought a new duvet cover and it’s white which is ridiculous because i live in the middle of a muddy farm with 4 outside cats. all clean duvet covers are quickly covered in horrors
but i’m challenging fate to a fight and maybe she was waiting for a display of courage
but i’m challenging fate to a fight and maybe she was waiting for a display of courage
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 PM
i bought a new duvet cover and it’s white which is ridiculous because i live in the middle of a muddy farm with 4 outside cats. all clean duvet covers are quickly covered in horrors
but i’m challenging fate to a fight and maybe she was waiting for a display of courage
but i’m challenging fate to a fight and maybe she was waiting for a display of courage
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
hux why is your tail like that
you look badly stuffed
you look badly stuffed
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
hux why is your tail like that
you look badly stuffed
you look badly stuffed
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sitting alone at that one table
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
sitting alone at that one table
what makes cats think that vomiting on the human’s bed
is a good plan
is a good plan
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
what makes cats think that vomiting on the human’s bed
is a good plan
is a good plan
i can’t be doing with anas sarwar
or keir starmer
away with you all, labour men
if you don’t know who anas sarwar is that’s correct
or keir starmer
away with you all, labour men
if you don’t know who anas sarwar is that’s correct
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
i can’t be doing with anas sarwar
or keir starmer
away with you all, labour men
if you don’t know who anas sarwar is that’s correct
or keir starmer
away with you all, labour men
if you don’t know who anas sarwar is that’s correct
no more work
only hot toast
only hot toast
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
no more work
only hot toast
only hot toast
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they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?
if you stretch while applying makeup and you have low ceilings you Will
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
if you stretch while applying makeup and you have low ceilings you Will
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
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Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
sitting alone at that one table
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
sitting alone at that one table
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on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
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A cat is basically a smallish buddyman
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A cat is basically a smallish buddyman
Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
looksmaxxing my house with a hammer
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
looksmaxxing my house with a hammer
no food all day plus adhd meds plus 2 strong coffees
juddering like a food processor
juddering like a food processor
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
no food all day plus adhd meds plus 2 strong coffees
juddering like a food processor
juddering like a food processor
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stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
FROGS
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
FROGS
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come