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we printed him a little hat
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i don’t post jokes i post self-actualization tools if you don’t like it take it up with god
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
going to try some new hair product on my hair
it better change my whole life ?
that’s what i’ve paid for
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
hork is a MOUND of cat
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Grey wolves
February 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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this might be the most amazing name in the history of names
Gunstein Oldbitch

United States, Panama Canal Zone, Employment Records and Sailing lists, 1905-1937
February 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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The woods
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
in honour of the winter olympics i am curling
up in a blanket
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Luxury Roman scent bottles made of gold-band mosaic glass. 1st century AD.

This opulent glass was made by encasing strips of gold leaf between layers of colourless glass.

Beautiful example of the skill of ancient glassmakers some 2,000 years ago!

The Met. 📷 by me

#Archaeology
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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I blurred my ankle hiking in the void last year, sometimes it's still a little out of focus
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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You're off by an ogre of magnitude
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield
November 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
is the correct way to fly in dreams:
◻️bird style
◻️airplane style
◻️floating along a couple of feet above the ground like you were swimming slowly in shallow water
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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pictured: our geese looking at airplanes
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i like saying swiftbrick

swiftbrick
swiftbrick
swiftbrick
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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There is an even sadder six-word story.
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
sometimes i remember a rude song another kid sang at school when i was 12
if you’re from scotland you might know it
it’s that rude one
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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current situation 🙂
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
waiting until you fall asleep with your mouth open and posting a little something in there
it’s a bus ticket
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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your indian grocery has so many delights
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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paw-tato
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
i joined bluesky in march 2023 but i didn’t get an invite i’d been on the waiting list forever which proves that queuing is the same as having friends
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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googling the word I just used
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
some people have those smiles where there’s a lot of gum happening and i have mixed feelings about the gums
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i’ve got lentil soup on the go if you’re hungry
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM