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they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?
if you stretch while applying makeup and you have low ceilings you Will
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
if you stretch while applying makeup and you have low ceilings you Will
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
paint your large paper lampshade with mascara
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Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
sitting alone at that one table
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
sitting alone at that one table
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Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
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on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
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A cat is basically a smallish buddyman
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A cat is basically a smallish buddyman
Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hooting Oaf Catches Tail
looksmaxxing my house with a hammer
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
looksmaxxing my house with a hammer
no food all day plus adhd meds plus 2 strong coffees
juddering like a food processor
juddering like a food processor
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
no food all day plus adhd meds plus 2 strong coffees
juddering like a food processor
juddering like a food processor
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stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
FROGS
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
FROGS
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
it’s been raining for weeks and the field at the back of my garden is
full of tiny ponds.
will you come
cleaning the dog at the petrol station facilities
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
cleaning the dog at the petrol station facilities
stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
stripey cats are greasier than non-stripey cats: discuss
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My homies are powerful, and grow in strength every day. They have solid gold ingots, and can earn the trust of animals effortlessly. They are like the wind.
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
My homies are powerful, and grow in strength every day. They have solid gold ingots, and can earn the trust of animals effortlessly. They are like the wind.
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hork is a MOUND of cat
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
hork is a MOUND of cat
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george washington: (chopping down trees left and right) they’re for my teeth
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
george washington: (chopping down trees left and right) they’re for my teeth
they’ve arranged themselves so pleasingly
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
they’ve arranged themselves so pleasingly
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Today the oldest open tab on my browser turns 3 🎉
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Today the oldest open tab on my browser turns 3 🎉