Tyver Foucault
@thedoorthedoor.bsky.social
The air in your lungs remembers being a storm. The iron in your blood, a sword.
Banner by @thxnywy.art
Banner by @thxnywy.art
Pinned
The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin
Tonight I am grateful for warm blankets and beautiful sunsets and the solid gold watering can that appeared when I harvested my 100th tomato
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Tonight I am grateful for warm blankets and beautiful sunsets and the solid gold watering can that appeared when I harvested my 100th tomato
The Earth does not resent being turned into a smart phone anymore than it resents being turned into you. It likes being alive better, though. Machines have warmth, but only you have a heart.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The Earth does not resent being turned into a smart phone anymore than it resents being turned into you. It likes being alive better, though. Machines have warmth, but only you have a heart.
Next to her holy water she kept a vial from the fountain of youth. Old vampires are nearly impossible to slay, but fresh ones? The ol' cross-n-stake works just fine.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Next to her holy water she kept a vial from the fountain of youth. Old vampires are nearly impossible to slay, but fresh ones? The ol' cross-n-stake works just fine.
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
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my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town
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me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
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A super cute commission of @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social’s pitbull Bruno and Angora Rabbit Mort on countless, fun and exciting adventures inspired by Banjo & Kazooie.
I had the honor and pleasure of drawing the two. Thank you so much for being my client 🐶🐰💕
#art #pet #petart #caricature #commission
I had the honor and pleasure of drawing the two. Thank you so much for being my client 🐶🐰💕
#art #pet #petart #caricature #commission
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A super cute commission of @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social’s pitbull Bruno and Angora Rabbit Mort on countless, fun and exciting adventures inspired by Banjo & Kazooie.
I had the honor and pleasure of drawing the two. Thank you so much for being my client 🐶🐰💕
#art #pet #petart #caricature #commission
I had the honor and pleasure of drawing the two. Thank you so much for being my client 🐶🐰💕
#art #pet #petart #caricature #commission
Broke: The government will bail out OpenAI
Bespoke: The government will bail out Funko
Joke: All money is made up. We are free, if we are not afraid to do violence
Bespoke: The government will bail out Funko
Joke: All money is made up. We are free, if we are not afraid to do violence
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Broke: The government will bail out OpenAI
Bespoke: The government will bail out Funko
Joke: All money is made up. We are free, if we are not afraid to do violence
Bespoke: The government will bail out Funko
Joke: All money is made up. We are free, if we are not afraid to do violence
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the negative of you
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the negative of you
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NYC’s mayor should figure out why 1 in 100,000,000 subway trains vanish for a month and then arrive at the next station with all the passengers turned to bare skeletons. It’s not the city’s biggest problem but it should be looked into eventually
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
NYC’s mayor should figure out why 1 in 100,000,000 subway trains vanish for a month and then arrive at the next station with all the passengers turned to bare skeletons. It’s not the city’s biggest problem but it should be looked into eventually
If dragons did not exist, it would be necessary to imagine them.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If dragons did not exist, it would be necessary to imagine them.
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Last night was cool. You could hear the Moon breathing.
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Last night was cool. You could hear the Moon breathing.
LET THE SPARK IGNITE YOU, YOU WERE MEANT TO BURN BRIGHT
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
LET THE SPARK IGNITE YOU, YOU WERE MEANT TO BURN BRIGHT
What did you think would happen when you pulled the sword from your heart? Were you not prepared to bleed?
November 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What did you think would happen when you pulled the sword from your heart? Were you not prepared to bleed?
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Your daily horoscope.
Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.
Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Your daily horoscope.
Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.
Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.
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DEMO out now
on Steam for PC and Mac
on Steam for PC and Mac
October 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
DEMO out now
on Steam for PC and Mac
on Steam for PC and Mac
Possibly the most Tyver Foucault game anyone has ever made.
"YOU ARE A DEMON
MADE OF GLASS & PAIN"
I cannot wait to play this.
"YOU ARE A DEMON
MADE OF GLASS & PAIN"
I cannot wait to play this.
SKATE STORY
Release Date Trailer - "Emptylands"
Release Date Trailer - "Emptylands"
Skate Story | OUT DECEMBER 8 🛹
YouTube video by DevolverDigital
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Possibly the most Tyver Foucault game anyone has ever made.
"YOU ARE A DEMON
MADE OF GLASS & PAIN"
I cannot wait to play this.
"YOU ARE A DEMON
MADE OF GLASS & PAIN"
I cannot wait to play this.
Saw the face of Christ in the map of the city.
The tangled roads
his crown of thorns.
The tangled roads
his crown of thorns.
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Saw the face of Christ in the map of the city.
The tangled roads
his crown of thorns.
The tangled roads
his crown of thorns.
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I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
Promise Mascot Agency (2025)
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Promise Mascot Agency (2025)
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part of a song I heard in a dream
November 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
part of a song I heard in a dream
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what I'm proposing is a three party system:
the first party is around age 10, when you choose your gender and your name
the second party is when you first see the ocean. like, really See the ocean. you'll know, when it happens
the third party is when you have been almost, but not quite, forgotten
the first party is around age 10, when you choose your gender and your name
the second party is when you first see the ocean. like, really See the ocean. you'll know, when it happens
the third party is when you have been almost, but not quite, forgotten
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
what I'm proposing is a three party system:
the first party is around age 10, when you choose your gender and your name
the second party is when you first see the ocean. like, really See the ocean. you'll know, when it happens
the third party is when you have been almost, but not quite, forgotten
the first party is around age 10, when you choose your gender and your name
the second party is when you first see the ocean. like, really See the ocean. you'll know, when it happens
the third party is when you have been almost, but not quite, forgotten
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the cost of a videogame should be determined by an unpleasant crone who lives in the corner of every game store
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the cost of a videogame should be determined by an unpleasant crone who lives in the corner of every game store