Lord Juiblex
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My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence.
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Posting on Reddit is just asking a group of 15 year old boys to make fun of you. Not in every subreddit, but most of them.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Posting on Reddit is just asking a group of 15 year old boys to make fun of you. Not in every subreddit, but most of them.
In Cochabamba, Bolivia. I went to two corner stores. They sold razors, no shaving cream. I asked the hotel desk. Razors, no shaving cream. What the hell? I went to Reddit. Do Bolivians not use shaving cream, I asked? Go to bigger stores, they said, like I was crazy. Am I crazy? It all seems weird.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
In Cochabamba, Bolivia. I went to two corner stores. They sold razors, no shaving cream. I asked the hotel desk. Razors, no shaving cream. What the hell? I went to Reddit. Do Bolivians not use shaving cream, I asked? Go to bigger stores, they said, like I was crazy. Am I crazy? It all seems weird.
More art I will leave behind for hotel staff to ponder.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
More art I will leave behind for hotel staff to ponder.
Currently reading:
Mickey Spillaine's Vengeance is Mine. The third Mike Hammer book. So trashy and violent. I love this pulpy garbage. Reading it on my phone.
The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins. A massive soap opera (600+ pages) from 1860. Thought I'd bring one big book with me on vacation.
Mickey Spillaine's Vengeance is Mine. The third Mike Hammer book. So trashy and violent. I love this pulpy garbage. Reading it on my phone.
The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins. A massive soap opera (600+ pages) from 1860. Thought I'd bring one big book with me on vacation.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Currently reading:
Mickey Spillaine's Vengeance is Mine. The third Mike Hammer book. So trashy and violent. I love this pulpy garbage. Reading it on my phone.
The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins. A massive soap opera (600+ pages) from 1860. Thought I'd bring one big book with me on vacation.
Mickey Spillaine's Vengeance is Mine. The third Mike Hammer book. So trashy and violent. I love this pulpy garbage. Reading it on my phone.
The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins. A massive soap opera (600+ pages) from 1860. Thought I'd bring one big book with me on vacation.
Like Rio de Janeiro, Cochabamba has a giant Jesus statue overlooking the city. It's actually taller than the one in Brazil. There's a beautiful view of the city from up there.
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Like Rio de Janeiro, Cochabamba has a giant Jesus statue overlooking the city. It's actually taller than the one in Brazil. There's a beautiful view of the city from up there.
I had chicha today. It's a fermented corn drink. Tastes a little sour, like an IPA, and you never know how strong it's going to be percentage-wise, because it's made by individual restaurants. I loved it. Served in a traditional bowl.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I had chicha today. It's a fermented corn drink. Tastes a little sour, like an IPA, and you never know how strong it's going to be percentage-wise, because it's made by individual restaurants. I loved it. Served in a traditional bowl.
We had a large charque and a small pique macho for lunch. I love charque. It's cooked shredded beef that is then deep fried. The result is crunchy beef. Pique macho is fries, sausage, beef, ketchup, mustard... It's a lot.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We had a large charque and a small pique macho for lunch. I love charque. It's cooked shredded beef that is then deep fried. The result is crunchy beef. Pique macho is fries, sausage, beef, ketchup, mustard... It's a lot.
My wife: I have a headache.
Me: Drink water. You're dehydrated.
My wife: You're right.
(She does not drink water.)
My wife: My head really hurts.
Me: ...
Me: Drink water. You're dehydrated.
My wife: You're right.
(She does not drink water.)
My wife: My head really hurts.
Me: ...
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My wife: I have a headache.
Me: Drink water. You're dehydrated.
My wife: You're right.
(She does not drink water.)
My wife: My head really hurts.
Me: ...
Me: Drink water. You're dehydrated.
My wife: You're right.
(She does not drink water.)
My wife: My head really hurts.
Me: ...
i am sorry
they keep
fucking
with your
plums in
the icebox
poem
they keep
fucking
with your
plums in
the icebox
poem
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i am sorry
they keep
fucking
with your
plums in
the icebox
poem
they keep
fucking
with your
plums in
the icebox
poem
Portrait that will be left for the cleaning staff at a hotel in Cochabamba. Based on a photo I saw on a man's grave.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Portrait that will be left for the cleaning staff at a hotel in Cochabamba. Based on a photo I saw on a man's grave.
Simon I. Patiño is (in my mind) a bit like the Donald Trump of Bolivia. He had a massive gaudy palace built for himself in Cochabamba, then died before he ever got a chance to see it. His initials (S.I.P.) are on the walls.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Simon I. Patiño is (in my mind) a bit like the Donald Trump of Bolivia. He had a massive gaudy palace built for himself in Cochabamba, then died before he ever got a chance to see it. His initials (S.I.P.) are on the walls.
At the cemetery in Cochabamba, there is a section of burial niches for the "asociación de multilados en inválidos de guerra". The association of multilated and disabled of war. But that word "inválidos". Yikes.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
At the cemetery in Cochabamba, there is a section of burial niches for the "asociación de multilados en inválidos de guerra". The association of multilated and disabled of war. But that word "inválidos". Yikes.
People I met at the cemetery in Cochabamba.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
People I met at the cemetery in Cochabamba.
This is a patch on a police officer's shoulder. He specifically works the Cochabamba cemetery beat. I asked if I could take a photo of his badge and he was confused. Why did I want a picture? Maybe not all cops are bastards. I want to be a cemetery cop when I grow up.
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is a patch on a police officer's shoulder. He specifically works the Cochabamba cemetery beat. I asked if I could take a photo of his badge and he was confused. Why did I want a picture? Maybe not all cops are bastards. I want to be a cemetery cop when I grow up.
You seem tired. Why don't you have a little lie down on the middle of my new bench?
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You seem tired. Why don't you have a little lie down on the middle of my new bench?
I couldn't help but notice you are admiring the dish I use to serve pig brains.
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I couldn't help but notice you are admiring the dish I use to serve pig brains.
Here we see a classic sculpture of a woman drunk in the garden with one of her tits out.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Here we see a classic sculpture of a woman drunk in the garden with one of her tits out.
More art being left behind in a hotel. We are leaving La Paz and flying to Cochabamba today.
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
More art being left behind in a hotel. We are leaving La Paz and flying to Cochabamba today.
Murals I saw in La Paz, Bolivia today.
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Murals I saw in La Paz, Bolivia today.
We were just walking down the tourist-packed area when this happened.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We were just walking down the tourist-packed area when this happened.
My wife made this video to show off some of the ñatitas we saw today.
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My wife made this video to show off some of the ñatitas we saw today.
View of La Paz from the plateada teleférico line.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
View of La Paz from the plateada teleférico line.
View of La Paz from the plateada teleférico line.
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
View of La Paz from the plateada teleférico line.
Garbage trucks in Bolivia play music like they are ice cream trucks.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Garbage trucks in Bolivia play music like they are ice cream trucks.