Lord Juiblex
@lordjuiblex.bsky.social
My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
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What if eyeballs are actually useful parasites?
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
What if eyeballs are actually useful parasites?
Subscribing to multiple podcasts and then just marking episodes played every week because I don't want to listen to them.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Subscribing to multiple podcasts and then just marking episodes played every week because I don't want to listen to them.
Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI.
"Netflix is asking if I'm still there. And I ask myself was I ever there?"
-- Slime City, "Grief is a Ghost"
-- Slime City, "Grief is a Ghost"
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Netflix is asking if I'm still there. And I ask myself was I ever there?"
-- Slime City, "Grief is a Ghost"
-- Slime City, "Grief is a Ghost"
I'm a super hero but I spend most of my time hiding inside my secret identity because super hero me is very shy and has no actual powers.
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm a super hero but I spend most of my time hiding inside my secret identity because super hero me is very shy and has no actual powers.
Too tired to pretend to care. Instead I am pretending to pretend to care. Fake it until you effortlessly fake it, and then lie and call that competence.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Too tired to pretend to care. Instead I am pretending to pretend to care. Fake it until you effortlessly fake it, and then lie and call that competence.
End world literacy now. Do not read my manifesto.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
End world literacy now. Do not read my manifesto.
The ethical concerns raised by the fact that I supposedly exist.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The ethical concerns raised by the fact that I supposedly exist.
Good morning, fellow idiots and morons.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Good morning, fellow idiots and morons.
New album by SLIME CITY? I am delighted.
slime-city.bandcamp.com/album/nation...
slime-city.bandcamp.com/album/nation...
National Record Of Achievement, by SLIME CITY
12 track album
slime-city.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
New album by SLIME CITY? I am delighted.
slime-city.bandcamp.com/album/nation...
slime-city.bandcamp.com/album/nation...
Camouflage but its just dressing men up as clitorises so no other men can find them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Camouflage but its just dressing men up as clitorises so no other men can find them.
Internet people: Type in your name and see what hilarious GIFs pop up!
People named "Nicholas" scrolling through hundreds of Santa Claus GIFs: God damn it.
People named "Nicholas" scrolling through hundreds of Santa Claus GIFs: God damn it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Internet people: Type in your name and see what hilarious GIFs pop up!
People named "Nicholas" scrolling through hundreds of Santa Claus GIFs: God damn it.
People named "Nicholas" scrolling through hundreds of Santa Claus GIFs: God damn it.
Not dead, but haunted by a ghost who is also me.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Not dead, but haunted by a ghost who is also me.
Some men just want to watch the world eat fried cheese.
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Some men just want to watch the world eat fried cheese.
There is nothing erotic about sex. Eroticism is all the things that accompany sex, like candles and sexy underwear and flirty dialogue. Sex itself is gross and stupid. Hi, I'm an asshole expressing a bullshit opinion for attention. Like and subscribe.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is nothing erotic about sex. Eroticism is all the things that accompany sex, like candles and sexy underwear and flirty dialogue. Sex itself is gross and stupid. Hi, I'm an asshole expressing a bullshit opinion for attention. Like and subscribe.
Does the president know he is fat? I would like a reporter to ask him about this.
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Does the president know he is fat? I would like a reporter to ask him about this.
Fall in love with empty space then kill it by accident when you give it a rose that fills the empty space.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fall in love with empty space then kill it by accident when you give it a rose that fills the empty space.
Remove your eyes and replace them with dried apricots and tell me what you see.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Remove your eyes and replace them with dried apricots and tell me what you see.
Human beings are not animals in the sense that we are worse than animals.
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Human beings are not animals in the sense that we are worse than animals.
Sorry I killed your sacred cow and made it into holy hamburgers.
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sorry I killed your sacred cow and made it into holy hamburgers.
Not a werewolf but a weirdwolf. I turn into a wolf when things get weird. By which I mean I run off into the woods and hide.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Not a werewolf but a weirdwolf. I turn into a wolf when things get weird. By which I mean I run off into the woods and hide.
You could paint your face purple and tell everyone you performed oral sex on Grimace and no one could prove you didn't.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You could paint your face purple and tell everyone you performed oral sex on Grimace and no one could prove you didn't.
Ruby Jewelry Annie
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ruby Jewelry Annie
Find an old phone book. Cut it into tiny pieces. Eat it over a period of months until you have completely digested the entire phone book. You now have all the powers and wisdom of a telephone book.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Find an old phone book. Cut it into tiny pieces. Eat it over a period of months until you have completely digested the entire phone book. You now have all the powers and wisdom of a telephone book.