batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
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I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
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It’s oatmeal milk bath spa time!
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It’s oatmeal milk bath spa time!
It’s oatmeal milk bath spa time!
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It’s oatmeal milk bath spa time!
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People really asking what I’m doing with my week long break as if it isn’t always going to be trying for an Olympic number of hours in bed
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
People really asking what I’m doing with my week long break as if it isn’t always going to be trying for an Olympic number of hours in bed
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Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
May 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
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Measles exposure reported at Philadelphia International Airport 6abc.com/post/measles...
Measles exposure reported at Philadelphia International Airport
The Philadelphia Department of Public Health is warning travelers about a measles exposure at Philadelphia International Airport.
6abc.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Spam Risk is my porn name
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Spam Risk is my porn name
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Full size adult creepy IT Pennywise clown dummy in your passenger seat parked in Brooklyn is a choice
February 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Full size adult creepy IT Pennywise clown dummy in your passenger seat parked in Brooklyn is a choice
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Important Valentine’s Day reminder
February 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Important Valentine’s Day reminder
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
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Alcohol is generally the answer, especially when the question was 'why can't I remember what the question was?'
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Alcohol is generally the answer, especially when the question was 'why can't I remember what the question was?'
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Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
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look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
I just want America to turn back to a simpler time, but strictly in the sense that exercise should consist of strapping into a giant cloth belt contraption around my waist that shakes a bunch while I drink a martini.
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I just want America to turn back to a simpler time, but strictly in the sense that exercise should consist of strapping into a giant cloth belt contraption around my waist that shakes a bunch while I drink a martini.
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honestly at this point i would be concerned if your heights weren’t wuthering
October 5, 2023 at 12:27 AM
honestly at this point i would be concerned if your heights weren’t wuthering
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when life gives you demons, make demonade
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
when life gives you demons, make demonade
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M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
Bought the “party” cupcake liners, but I respect that one of them was like, “Eh, I’ll go to your party, but I don’t feel like getting all gussied up.”
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Bought the “party” cupcake liners, but I respect that one of them was like, “Eh, I’ll go to your party, but I don’t feel like getting all gussied up.”
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quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
"Last time I saw you, you were this tall,” the old man says, holding his hand down low.
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
February 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
"Last time I saw you, you were this tall,” the old man says, holding his hand down low.
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
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[first day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
September 20, 2023 at 3:20 AM
[first day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
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Steins, New Mexico
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Steins, New Mexico
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be like a bird and wake up screaming
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
be like a bird and wake up screaming
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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how do you do fellow skeeters
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
how do you do fellow skeeters