batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
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I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
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The shocked malaise upon realizing the terrible price levied by wastrel predecessors is too costly an inheritance.
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The shocked malaise upon realizing the terrible price levied by wastrel predecessors is too costly an inheritance.
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"Last time I saw you, you were this tall,” the old man says, holding his hand down low.
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
February 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
"Last time I saw you, you were this tall,” the old man says, holding his hand down low.
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
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quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
"Last time I saw you, you were this tall,” the old man says, holding his hand down low.
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
February 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
"Last time I saw you, you were this tall,” the old man says, holding his hand down low.
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
"Yeah, I grew.” The teen flips their hair. "And I'm totally a dick now."
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Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot?
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot?
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
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[first day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
September 20, 2023 at 3:20 AM
[first day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
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Steins, New Mexico
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Steins, New Mexico
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be like a bird and wake up screaming
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
be like a bird and wake up screaming
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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how do you do fellow skeeters
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
how do you do fellow skeeters
Outermost electrons are the most romantic subatomic particles because they exist in perpetual Valence Time.
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Outermost electrons are the most romantic subatomic particles because they exist in perpetual Valence Time.
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You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
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privacy, security, safety, utility: nerd stuff.
what the people want is sloppy trash.
just the sloppiest trash.
what the people want is sloppy trash.
just the sloppiest trash.
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
privacy, security, safety, utility: nerd stuff.
what the people want is sloppy trash.
just the sloppiest trash.
what the people want is sloppy trash.
just the sloppiest trash.
“Can I explain this gap in my resume? Uh, YEAH…I was dealing with a lot of clone bullshit during that time!” I snarl to the interviewer (who is one of my clones).
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“Can I explain this gap in my resume? Uh, YEAH…I was dealing with a lot of clone bullshit during that time!” I snarl to the interviewer (who is one of my clones).
everything is technically in outer space
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
everything is technically in outer space
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I have pushed aside my coffee table
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I have pushed aside my coffee table
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In the biggest rollback of physics policy yet, the Trump administration will repeal the finding that gravity keeps you stuck to the ground
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
In the biggest rollback of physics policy yet, the Trump administration will repeal the finding that gravity keeps you stuck to the ground
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There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
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"I once gave my Nobel Peace Prize to a man who was about to start a war with his European allies by invading Greenland"
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
"I once gave my Nobel Peace Prize to a man who was about to start a war with his European allies by invading Greenland"
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[Saint Peter showing me a pie chart] And this is the time you spent swearing at inanimate objects
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
[Saint Peter showing me a pie chart] And this is the time you spent swearing at inanimate objects
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Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Silver smoke coming out of NASA. They've elected a new Moon
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Open world massive multiplayer online competitive curling
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Open world massive multiplayer online competitive curling
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pouring myself a tall glass of honey mustard sauce
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
pouring myself a tall glass of honey mustard sauce
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i went outside yesterday you can’t make me do it again today my nipples are still frozen
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
i went outside yesterday you can’t make me do it again today my nipples are still frozen