batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
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I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
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Saw a survey asking, "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and immediately thought, "Oh, I definitely oppose them."
May 18, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Saw a survey asking, "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and immediately thought, "Oh, I definitely oppose them."
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Got the paper in my nightshirt as people were driving past me taking their kids to school
I’ve officially entered the “crazy old man Bader lives there” phase of my life
I’ve officially entered the “crazy old man Bader lives there” phase of my life
February 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Got the paper in my nightshirt as people were driving past me taking their kids to school
I’ve officially entered the “crazy old man Bader lives there” phase of my life
I’ve officially entered the “crazy old man Bader lives there” phase of my life
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Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have that AI hack into the bank accounts of other artists and drain them to fund the movie adaptation of your work, and you could sell that movie, would you do it?
Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have it make a great and watchable movie out of your story, and you could sell that movie, would you do it? #writers #WritingCommunity
February 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have that AI hack into the bank accounts of other artists and drain them to fund the movie adaptation of your work, and you could sell that movie, would you do it?
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DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!
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If I don’t have object permanence, why can’t I get this gum out of my hair?
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 PM
If I don’t have object permanence, why can’t I get this gum out of my hair?
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Kid Rock waking up and having no memory of the past 24 hours
February 19, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Kid Rock waking up and having no memory of the past 24 hours
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if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
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I'm thrilled to share that my original pilot has advanced to the semifinals in the CineStory TV Retreat & Fellowship contest!! Thank you, @cinestory.bsky.social !!!
February 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I'm thrilled to share that my original pilot has advanced to the semifinals in the CineStory TV Retreat & Fellowship contest!! Thank you, @cinestory.bsky.social !!!
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i’m not like other parasitic fungi my cordyceps will make you boogie
February 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
i’m not like other parasitic fungi my cordyceps will make you boogie
haha no
nom nom nom
nom nom nom
It will not work, and is wrong in principle
Don’t go after the rich to fix broken budgets
It will not work, and is wrong in principle
econ.st
February 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
haha no
nom nom nom
nom nom nom
Interview with Weyland Yutani Corp—wish me luck! 🤞🏻
February 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Interview with Weyland Yutani Corp—wish me luck! 🤞🏻
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Oh, I'm not Catholic, I tripped over a weiner dog and ate shit into a fireplace
February 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Oh, I'm not Catholic, I tripped over a weiner dog and ate shit into a fireplace
Hey, scientists! Why haven't we destroyed Zeus yet?
February 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Hey, scientists! Why haven't we destroyed Zeus yet?
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today I am house-sitting (sitting in a house)
February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
today I am house-sitting (sitting in a house)
It’s oatmeal milk bath spa time!
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It’s oatmeal milk bath spa time!
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Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
May 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
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Measles exposure reported at Philadelphia International Airport 6abc.com/post/measles...
Measles exposure reported at Philadelphia International Airport
The Philadelphia Department of Public Health is warning travelers about a measles exposure at Philadelphia International Airport.
6abc.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Spam Risk is my porn name
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Spam Risk is my porn name
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Full size adult creepy IT Pennywise clown dummy in your passenger seat parked in Brooklyn is a choice
February 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Full size adult creepy IT Pennywise clown dummy in your passenger seat parked in Brooklyn is a choice
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Important Valentine’s Day reminder
February 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Important Valentine’s Day reminder
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
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Alcohol is generally the answer, especially when the question was 'why can't I remember what the question was?'
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Alcohol is generally the answer, especially when the question was 'why can't I remember what the question was?'
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Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
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look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
I just want America to turn back to a simpler time, but strictly in the sense that exercise should consist of strapping into a giant cloth belt contraption around my waist that shakes a bunch while I drink a martini.
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I just want America to turn back to a simpler time, but strictly in the sense that exercise should consist of strapping into a giant cloth belt contraption around my waist that shakes a bunch while I drink a martini.
