Dave Cactus
@davecactus.bsky.social
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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If I can't figure out this stupid number puzzle, I'm gonna commit sudoku
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If I can't figure out this stupid number puzzle, I'm gonna commit sudoku
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Jesus read 'em.
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Jesus read 'em.
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
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So the winner of this game goes to the Universe Series, right?
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
So the winner of this game goes to the Universe Series, right?
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The CARFAX report weaved such a compelling backstory for that 1982 Renault Fuego, how could I resist?
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The CARFAX report weaved such a compelling backstory for that 1982 Renault Fuego, how could I resist?
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Damn it. He's U-G-L-Y but the alibi checks out. Cut him loose.
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Damn it. He's U-G-L-Y but the alibi checks out. Cut him loose.
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
October 26, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
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"I saw you were feeling down, so I added some Weird Al tracks to your playlist"
Aww thanks for the more Al booster 😊
Aww thanks for the more Al booster 😊
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"I saw you were feeling down, so I added some Weird Al tracks to your playlist"
Aww thanks for the more Al booster 😊
Aww thanks for the more Al booster 😊
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I went to the no-tipping restaurant and all the waitstaff were cows
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I went to the no-tipping restaurant and all the waitstaff were cows
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I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
I used to keep my valuables in an old board game box. It was fine for a while, but these days I keep things locked up so they don't get stolen.
Better safe than Sorry!
Better safe than Sorry!
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I used to keep my valuables in an old board game box. It was fine for a while, but these days I keep things locked up so they don't get stolen.
Better safe than Sorry!
Better safe than Sorry!
Zen break. Take as much or as little as you need.
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Zen break. Take as much or as little as you need.
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"GIVE IT UP FOR SARA. MILLER. P. H. DEEEEEEE!"
When they hear the opening of Enter Sandman they know the roundtable is about to get lit
One of my strongly-held beliefs is that academics need to normalize having walk-on songs for conferences, panels, and speeches.
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"GIVE IT UP FOR SARA. MILLER. P. H. DEEEEEEE!"
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They say the mansion is haunted by the ghost of the old governor, but I don't believe in the gubernatural
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They say the mansion is haunted by the ghost of the old governor, but I don't believe in the gubernatural
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ME: Hi, I need a goat-sized raft. Or should I get a life preserver for him instead?
REI EMPLOYEE: Whatever floats your goat.
REI EMPLOYEE: Whatever floats your goat.
September 15, 2023 at 4:39 PM
ME: Hi, I need a goat-sized raft. Or should I get a life preserver for him instead?
REI EMPLOYEE: Whatever floats your goat.
REI EMPLOYEE: Whatever floats your goat.
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There are three kinds of people in this world. Avoid them at all costs.
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
There are three kinds of people in this world. Avoid them at all costs.
ME: *baiting another pig trap and putting it in the kitchen*
UNDER FRIDGE PIG: 👁️🐽👁️
UNDER FRIDGE PIG: 👁️🐽👁️
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
ME: *baiting another pig trap and putting it in the kitchen*
UNDER FRIDGE PIG: 👁️🐽👁️
UNDER FRIDGE PIG: 👁️🐽👁️
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I have been informed by Canadians that it isn’t pronounced “Toronto”, it’s “Toronto”. I hope this helps someone as much as it did me.
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I have been informed by Canadians that it isn’t pronounced “Toronto”, it’s “Toronto”. I hope this helps someone as much as it did me.
🎶 Welcome to the jungle, it gets worser every day
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
🎶 Welcome to the jungle, it gets worser every day
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Me, in my regular voice: it's a me, Mario
Chris Pratt: oh you're good
Chris Pratt: oh you're good
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me, in my regular voice: it's a me, Mario
Chris Pratt: oh you're good
Chris Pratt: oh you're good
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Dracula must hate it when sees a delicious neck but he *just* brushed his teeth
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Dracula must hate it when sees a delicious neck but he *just* brushed his teeth
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INVENTOR OF THE CEILING FAN: fuck giraffes
October 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
INVENTOR OF THE CEILING FAN: fuck giraffes
I used to put my friends' tweets on a big sign.
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I used to put my friends' tweets on a big sign.