Catí
@holacati.bsky.social
29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop!
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
I'm such a world traveler, this is just a House of Pancakes to me
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I'm such a world traveler, this is just a House of Pancakes to me
Hi it's me, a normal and smart human, who definitely didn't think there was an actor called B. R. Thur until 2 minutes ago
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Hi it's me, a normal and smart human, who definitely didn't think there was an actor called B. R. Thur until 2 minutes ago
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The Domino effect is when you topple a bunch of Pizza Huts, and they all fall down.
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The Domino effect is when you topple a bunch of Pizza Huts, and they all fall down.
I knew it had to exist
on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I knew it had to exist
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Can random businesses please stop incorporating their own bullshit AI agent into their websites? I don't need to "Ask Bertha" anything when checking the supermarket's hours of operation. Go to hell
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Can random businesses please stop incorporating their own bullshit AI agent into their websites? I don't need to "Ask Bertha" anything when checking the supermarket's hours of operation. Go to hell
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Look for the helpers? What am I, hamburger?
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Look for the helpers? What am I, hamburger?
If only there was already a thing that you could spend everywhere... 🤔
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
If only there was already a thing that you could spend everywhere... 🤔
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a booby trap is also a thirst trap, imo (bc boobies are hot, obv)
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
a booby trap is also a thirst trap, imo (bc boobies are hot, obv)
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me: allow me to be a frank with you
you: ok but don't you mean 'be fran-'
me: [is suddenly a hotdog]
you: [is suddenly a hotdog]
you: ok but don't you mean 'be fran-'
me: [is suddenly a hotdog]
you: [is suddenly a hotdog]
February 12, 2024 at 10:05 PM
me: allow me to be a frank with you
you: ok but don't you mean 'be fran-'
me: [is suddenly a hotdog]
you: [is suddenly a hotdog]
you: ok but don't you mean 'be fran-'
me: [is suddenly a hotdog]
you: [is suddenly a hotdog]
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I hope all of you take the words of the song "Feliz Navidad" to heart, and have a... *checks AI translation* ...prosperous anus
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I hope all of you take the words of the song "Feliz Navidad" to heart, and have a... *checks AI translation* ...prosperous anus
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Today we remember “Dead” Rhett Harbaugh, the slowest gun in the West.
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Today we remember “Dead” Rhett Harbaugh, the slowest gun in the West.
"You're dead to me"
me to a ghost
me to a ghost
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"You're dead to me"
me to a ghost
me to a ghost
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Just shed my final tears of 2025 🤧 Lord knows it was a difficult year for me but I MADE IT. 🥹
Ready to release this year with love and appreciation, and make way for all the new blessings coming in 2026 and beyond 🙌🏾
Ready to release this year with love and appreciation, and make way for all the new blessings coming in 2026 and beyond 🙌🏾
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Just shed my final tears of 2025 🤧 Lord knows it was a difficult year for me but I MADE IT. 🥹
Ready to release this year with love and appreciation, and make way for all the new blessings coming in 2026 and beyond 🙌🏾
Ready to release this year with love and appreciation, and make way for all the new blessings coming in 2026 and beyond 🙌🏾
Will I reach 1,000 followers by new year's day? No
Do I deserve to? Also no
Do I deserve to? Also no
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Will I reach 1,000 followers by new year's day? No
Do I deserve to? Also no
Do I deserve to? Also no
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I bet owls love being in cahoots
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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"Merry Christmas honey, I bought you a $60,000 car"
Honey: WTF? There's $60,000 missing from our savings
Honey: WTF? There's $60,000 missing from our savings
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Merry Christmas honey, I bought you a $60,000 car"
Honey: WTF? There's $60,000 missing from our savings
Honey: WTF? There's $60,000 missing from our savings
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nothing like waking up with a hangover and one (1) mozzarella stick in your bed
June 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
nothing like waking up with a hangover and one (1) mozzarella stick in your bed
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if you call any part of a girl’s outfit “cute” she’ll almost share her burrito
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
if you call any part of a girl’s outfit “cute” she’ll almost share her burrito
You: eating sunflower seeds
Me: eating the whole sunflower
Me: eating the whole sunflower
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You: eating sunflower seeds
Me: eating the whole sunflower
Me: eating the whole sunflower
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Just heard about titties this is incredible news
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just heard about titties this is incredible news
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changing a tire just to wheel something
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
changing a tire just to wheel something
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The doctor thinks I'm giving birth, but unbeknownst to him, I'm about to execute a delightful update to the classic "snakes in a can" prank
September 17, 2023 at 5:19 AM
The doctor thinks I'm giving birth, but unbeknownst to him, I'm about to execute a delightful update to the classic "snakes in a can" prank
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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.