Catí
@holacati.bsky.social
29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop!
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
I just bought the Seattle Seahawks. My financial advisor is pissed
February 20, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I just bought the Seattle Seahawks. My financial advisor is pissed
Reposted by Catí
HR: What's your complaint?
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
February 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
HR: What's your complaint?
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
Reposted by Catí
chef: who wants dirt soup
everyone: what? no thank you, just regular soup
chef: bad news we had to get rid of the soup to provide the dirt
everyone: but we hate dirt
chef: (mouthful of dirt) who wants dirt
everyone: what? no thank you, just regular soup
chef: bad news we had to get rid of the soup to provide the dirt
everyone: but we hate dirt
chef: (mouthful of dirt) who wants dirt
February 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
chef: who wants dirt soup
everyone: what? no thank you, just regular soup
chef: bad news we had to get rid of the soup to provide the dirt
everyone: but we hate dirt
chef: (mouthful of dirt) who wants dirt
everyone: what? no thank you, just regular soup
chef: bad news we had to get rid of the soup to provide the dirt
everyone: but we hate dirt
chef: (mouthful of dirt) who wants dirt
Reposted by Catí
No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.
Reposted by Catí
[panera]
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
[panera]
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
ME: *eats bread bowl*
DATE: pretty sure you’re supposed to eat the soup first
Reposted by Catí
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Reposted by Catí
as an older person (+50) who’s never used ai, here are things i recommend about life:
- do DIY (the biggest is learn to cook but any other work you can do for yourself, learn it and do it)
- observe nature (all the animals around us have already figured life out)
- talk to people in real life
- do DIY (the biggest is learn to cook but any other work you can do for yourself, learn it and do it)
- observe nature (all the animals around us have already figured life out)
- talk to people in real life
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
as an older person (+50) who’s never used ai, here are things i recommend about life:
- do DIY (the biggest is learn to cook but any other work you can do for yourself, learn it and do it)
- observe nature (all the animals around us have already figured life out)
- talk to people in real life
- do DIY (the biggest is learn to cook but any other work you can do for yourself, learn it and do it)
- observe nature (all the animals around us have already figured life out)
- talk to people in real life
Reposted by Catí
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Reposted by Catí
Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
Reposted by Catí
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
Reposted by Catí
Putting on a Kevlar vest for cupid
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Putting on a Kevlar vest for cupid
Reposted by Catí
No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies.
Also, grow up.
Also, grow up.
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies.
Also, grow up.
Also, grow up.
The parabola was invented in Paraguay, and it quickly became more popular than the urubola
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The parabola was invented in Paraguay, and it quickly became more popular than the urubola
Reposted by Catí
I sit blindfolded. A woman in a lab coat feeds me a Twix.
"Left."
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
"Left."
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
April 30, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I sit blindfolded. A woman in a lab coat feeds me a Twix.
"Left."
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
"Left."
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
Nice bench, did you get it from the church after they threw it out?
"Pew"
Yeah, some Febreze might be good
"Pew"
Yeah, some Febreze might be good
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Nice bench, did you get it from the church after they threw it out?
"Pew"
Yeah, some Febreze might be good
"Pew"
Yeah, some Febreze might be good
Reposted by Catí
Asked the lady on the Chex Mix customer service line if they’d make a bag that just had the little Chex pieces in it. She asks me, “isn’t that just a box of cereal?” Now I’m trying to get her fired.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Asked the lady on the Chex Mix customer service line if they’d make a bag that just had the little Chex pieces in it. She asks me, “isn’t that just a box of cereal?” Now I’m trying to get her fired.
Reposted by Catí
i am apparently of a certain age and that certain age is asking hooligan children outside why they’re not in school
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i am apparently of a certain age and that certain age is asking hooligan children outside why they’re not in school
Reposted by Catí
Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Reposted by Catí
Well, that's enough vulnerability for one year.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Well, that's enough vulnerability for one year.
Reposted by Catí
This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
Reposted by Catí
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
Reposted by Catí
If I ever ask for this call the police
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If I ever ask for this call the police
Reposted by Catí
February is self check month ladies so it’s time to fondle your own tits by candlelight and maybe enjoy a glass of wine
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
February is self check month ladies so it’s time to fondle your own tits by candlelight and maybe enjoy a glass of wine