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Anon Opin Live
Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
Also Fesshole shows on same ticket link. Do come - it'll be fun.
sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Anon Opin Live
Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
Also Fesshole shows on same ticket link. Do come - it'll be fun.
sites.google.com/view/fesshole
The best bit of a pork pie is the pastry on the base.
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The best bit of a pork pie is the pastry on the base.
Tim Burton's take on the Addams Family was fine. Not great. Inferior to the 90s films. He went too hard. Part of the humour of the Addams Family is that they live in the normal world doing their own thing. The setting of a school for paranormal kids ruined that.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Tim Burton's take on the Addams Family was fine. Not great. Inferior to the 90s films. He went too hard. Part of the humour of the Addams Family is that they live in the normal world doing their own thing. The setting of a school for paranormal kids ruined that.
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I'm doing three shows in Leicester this week. Currently writing slides. Do come.
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special
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* 12/13th - Anon Opin / Opinion War - try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
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* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special
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* 12/13th - Anon Opin / Opinion War - try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
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February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I'm doing three shows in Leicester this week. Currently writing slides. Do come.
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin / Opinion War - try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin / Opinion War - try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
The proliferation of Land Rover Defenders with black on black on black is pathetic. You're an accountant from Chesterfield, David, not a MI6 enforcer
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The proliferation of Land Rover Defenders with black on black on black is pathetic. You're an accountant from Chesterfield, David, not a MI6 enforcer
There are very few songs that can't be made massively more entertaining by replacing love and loving with bum and bumming. And heart with arse. Not always popular at karaoke.
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
There are very few songs that can't be made massively more entertaining by replacing love and loving with bum and bumming. And heart with arse. Not always popular at karaoke.
People that leave the gym showers turned to cold after they get out are twats.
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
People that leave the gym showers turned to cold after they get out are twats.
People who hijack other people's wedding receptions to propose to their other halves are the worst kind of narcissistic scum.
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
People who hijack other people's wedding receptions to propose to their other halves are the worst kind of narcissistic scum.
If you take a bag of clothes to donate to a charity clothing bank, but it's full so you just leave it on the floor, you haven't donated to charity, you've fly-tipped.
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If you take a bag of clothes to donate to a charity clothing bank, but it's full so you just leave it on the floor, you haven't donated to charity, you've fly-tipped.
The more expensive chips are in a restaurant, the less likely it is they've been peeled. Makes no damn sense.
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The more expensive chips are in a restaurant, the less likely it is they've been peeled. Makes no damn sense.
People who say "hear me out" should absolutely understand no circumstances be heard out
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM
People who say "hear me out" should absolutely understand no circumstances be heard out
If it's my turn to cook but I buy a takeaway, it still counts.
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
If it's my turn to cook but I buy a takeaway, it still counts.
Trump is going to have a mausoleum in the White House grounds. My money's on that 'ballroom'.
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Trump is going to have a mausoleum in the White House grounds. My money's on that 'ballroom'.
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
The worst thing about owning a dog is the 50/50 chance situation with every other dog owner you meet as to whether they are nice or a complete wanker.
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The worst thing about owning a dog is the 50/50 chance situation with every other dog owner you meet as to whether they are nice or a complete wanker.
Any law named after a child is usually rubbish and only on the statute book due to politicians following the wishes of breakfast TV presenters.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Any law named after a child is usually rubbish and only on the statute book due to politicians following the wishes of breakfast TV presenters.
It's a sign of a failing society that vital emergency services like the RNLI and mountain rescue are charities nearly fully staffed by volunteers rather than publicly funded agencies.
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It's a sign of a failing society that vital emergency services like the RNLI and mountain rescue are charities nearly fully staffed by volunteers rather than publicly funded agencies.
People who pronounce pronunciation as proNOUNciation should have their passports removed.
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
People who pronounce pronunciation as proNOUNciation should have their passports removed.
I find it funny how nearly everyone who's become even moderately rich & famous, all say that their teachers said they wouldn't amount to much. Especially rappers. They never said that, stop lying. They just told you to buck your ideas up and work harder. You just got lucky.
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I find it funny how nearly everyone who's become even moderately rich & famous, all say that their teachers said they wouldn't amount to much. Especially rappers. They never said that, stop lying. They just told you to buck your ideas up and work harder. You just got lucky.
People misunderstand the main purpose of ultra hot chili sauces. They're designed so you can increase the spice level of a dish without affecting the overall flavour profile. They're not meant to be consumed neat on a chicken wing.
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
People misunderstand the main purpose of ultra hot chili sauces. They're designed so you can increase the spice level of a dish without affecting the overall flavour profile. They're not meant to be consumed neat on a chicken wing.
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I'm doing three shows in Leicester this week. Do come - it'll be fun.
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special (lol)
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin shows - come and try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special (lol)
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin shows - come and try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I'm doing three shows in Leicester this week. Do come - it'll be fun.
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special (lol)
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin shows - come and try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special (lol)
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin shows - come and try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
I can't get my head around the rise of microwave rice. It's incredibly simple to cook rice, and those microwave pouches have about 1-2p worth of rice in them. You're basically paying about a 100x mark-up just to save yourself a tiny amount of hassle.
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I can't get my head around the rise of microwave rice. It's incredibly simple to cook rice, and those microwave pouches have about 1-2p worth of rice in them. You're basically paying about a 100x mark-up just to save yourself a tiny amount of hassle.
Fascinating to me that Americans are looking at the UK and saying, "At least we don't have Starmer."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Fascinating to me that Americans are looking at the UK and saying, "At least we don't have Starmer."
Don't eat crisps whilst you are on the phone you fucking animal.
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Don't eat crisps whilst you are on the phone you fucking animal.
People hitting their thirties and complaining on socials how this & that hurt now need to get a fucking grip. Your thirties are a wellspring of energy and renewal. They're going to be unbearable hitting their 50s.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
People hitting their thirties and complaining on socials how this & that hurt now need to get a fucking grip. Your thirties are a wellspring of energy and renewal. They're going to be unbearable hitting their 50s.
There should be minimum standards for everyday items. It should not be possible to buy a tin opener or a bike light or a pair of trainers that fall apart two months later. We'd all be better off paying a bit more for things and them lasting longer.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
There should be minimum standards for everyday items. It should not be possible to buy a tin opener or a bike light or a pair of trainers that fall apart two months later. We'd all be better off paying a bit more for things and them lasting longer.