Anon Opin
@anonopin.bsky.social
Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuelyeah - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
Pinned
TICKETS FOR THE SHOWS:
Anon Opin Live
Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
Also Fesshole shows on same ticket link. Do come - it'll be fun.
sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Anon Opin Live
Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
Also Fesshole shows on same ticket link. Do come - it'll be fun.
sites.google.com/view/fesshole
In busy pubs people buying booze should be given priority over people buying coffee.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
In busy pubs people buying booze should be given priority over people buying coffee.
God, that podcast with Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart is annoying as shit. Two intelligent men, hours upon hours of debate and deep dives, and the outcome is always a form of "hmm hmm wait and see." Every fucking time.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
God, that podcast with Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart is annoying as shit. Two intelligent men, hours upon hours of debate and deep dives, and the outcome is always a form of "hmm hmm wait and see." Every fucking time.
The fine for driving without insurance should be three times the value of what the insurance would cost, plus £1,000. Fining someone £200 is not a deterrent.
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The fine for driving without insurance should be three times the value of what the insurance would cost, plus £1,000. Fining someone £200 is not a deterrent.
If I had a time machine, I wouldn't go back and kill the baby fascist, it would be the person that thought round shoelaces were better than flat ones, they clearly don't understand basic concepts like surface contact area.
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
If I had a time machine, I wouldn't go back and kill the baby fascist, it would be the person that thought round shoelaces were better than flat ones, they clearly don't understand basic concepts like surface contact area.
I supported putting a break in the Circle Line at Edgware Road. But they should've changed its name. With the break it's not a circle. It's wrong and it's still not too late to rename it. If they called it the Marigold Line they wouldn't even need to change the colour on the map.
February 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I supported putting a break in the Circle Line at Edgware Road. But they should've changed its name. With the break it's not a circle. It's wrong and it's still not too late to rename it. If they called it the Marigold Line they wouldn't even need to change the colour on the map.
Picking up a bird on Merlin does not count unless you also see it with your eyes.
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Picking up a bird on Merlin does not count unless you also see it with your eyes.
Using salt in grit should be banned because it's bad for dogs' feet. Just use nice sharp sand.
February 7, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Using salt in grit should be banned because it's bad for dogs' feet. Just use nice sharp sand.
Any business which doesn't sell loaves of bread isn't a bakery.
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Any business which doesn't sell loaves of bread isn't a bakery.
Greyhounds are the easiest dogs to look after. All they do is sleep.
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Greyhounds are the easiest dogs to look after. All they do is sleep.
I don't know who invented modern bras but they can't have had anything more substantial than an A cup. Bras are awful and fuck up my shoulders. From now on it's support corsets for me.
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I don't know who invented modern bras but they can't have had anything more substantial than an A cup. Bras are awful and fuck up my shoulders. From now on it's support corsets for me.
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Twice a year they should close the whole M25 from 00:01 until 04:00 on Monday and make it open for racing. Anyone can race their own car or motorbike with no speed limits or other rules. Survivor wins a pie, a pint, and a book token.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Twice a year they should close the whole M25 from 00:01 until 04:00 on Monday and make it open for racing. Anyone can race their own car or motorbike with no speed limits or other rules. Survivor wins a pie, a pint, and a book token.
Dogs and cats should be given names that they can pronounce. No dog will be able to pronounce "Ruby" so calling her that is silly. Call her something she can say, so she can give her own name when asked.
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Dogs and cats should be given names that they can pronounce. No dog will be able to pronounce "Ruby" so calling her that is silly. Call her something she can say, so she can give her own name when asked.
Trump may be an asshole, but at least he has picked a direction and is taking action to get there. I look at the UK government and imagine what we could achieve if we were as bold.
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Trump may be an asshole, but at least he has picked a direction and is taking action to get there. I look at the UK government and imagine what we could achieve if we were as bold.
You should have to retake your driving test every 10 years. Would cut bad driving habits and keep people up to date with Highway Code changes. The demand for tests would create more jobs. The inevitable number of failures would force investment in better public transport.
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
You should have to retake your driving test every 10 years. Would cut bad driving habits and keep people up to date with Highway Code changes. The demand for tests would create more jobs. The inevitable number of failures would force investment in better public transport.
Keyboard players never look cool when they perform live.
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Keyboard players never look cool when they perform live.
No political interview or debate should be aired live. They should all be fact-checked by agreed impartial bodies and then edited accordingly to remove any falsehoods. Gave an hour long interview and only 5 minutes made it to air? That's on you.
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
No political interview or debate should be aired live. They should all be fact-checked by agreed impartial bodies and then edited accordingly to remove any falsehoods. Gave an hour long interview and only 5 minutes made it to air? That's on you.
I'm convinced the main reason new years resolutions don't work is because you're trying to take away something you enjoy during the bleakest, coldest month. Quit stuff in spring, in the past 3 springs I've quit smoking, drinking and joined the gym. So far have stuck to all three.
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I'm convinced the main reason new years resolutions don't work is because you're trying to take away something you enjoy during the bleakest, coldest month. Quit stuff in spring, in the past 3 springs I've quit smoking, drinking and joined the gym. So far have stuck to all three.
Those people who give their kids products they haven't purchased to consume on the food shop only to then hand them over to scan at the checkout are the scummiest of the lot.
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Those people who give their kids products they haven't purchased to consume on the food shop only to then hand them over to scan at the checkout are the scummiest of the lot.
Once one darts player has chosen a song for their walk-on music, that song should be banned for every other player. Not everyone can pick Eye Of The Tiger.
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Once one darts player has chosen a song for their walk-on music, that song should be banned for every other player. Not everyone can pick Eye Of The Tiger.
There isn't a TV show on earth that wouldn't benefit from a Mr Blobby cameo.
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
There isn't a TV show on earth that wouldn't benefit from a Mr Blobby cameo.
Christine McVie was a better songwriter than Stevie Nicks. But only just.
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Christine McVie was a better songwriter than Stevie Nicks. But only just.
The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace.
People who only drink pale ales should give up the pretence and go back to lager.
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
People who only drink pale ales should give up the pretence and go back to lager.
For the purposes of drop down menus on forms, the United Kingdom should be renamed 'A United Kingdom'
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 AM
For the purposes of drop down menus on forms, the United Kingdom should be renamed 'A United Kingdom'