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Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
Also Fesshole shows on same ticket link. Do come - it'll be fun.
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No political interview or debate should be aired live. They should all be fact-checked by agreed impartial bodies and then edited accordingly to remove any falsehoods. Gave an hour long interview and only 5 minutes made it to air? That's on you.
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
No political interview or debate should be aired live. They should all be fact-checked by agreed impartial bodies and then edited accordingly to remove any falsehoods. Gave an hour long interview and only 5 minutes made it to air? That's on you.
I'm convinced the main reason new years resolutions don't work is because you're trying to take away something you enjoy during the bleakest, coldest month. Quit stuff in spring, in the past 3 springs I've quit smoking, drinking and joined the gym. So far have stuck to all three.
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I'm convinced the main reason new years resolutions don't work is because you're trying to take away something you enjoy during the bleakest, coldest month. Quit stuff in spring, in the past 3 springs I've quit smoking, drinking and joined the gym. So far have stuck to all three.
Those people who give their kids products they haven't purchased to consume on the food shop only to then hand them over to scan at the checkout are the scummiest of the lot.
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Those people who give their kids products they haven't purchased to consume on the food shop only to then hand them over to scan at the checkout are the scummiest of the lot.
Once one darts player has chosen a song for their walk-on music, that song should be banned for every other player. Not everyone can pick Eye Of The Tiger.
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Once one darts player has chosen a song for their walk-on music, that song should be banned for every other player. Not everyone can pick Eye Of The Tiger.
There isn't a TV show on earth that wouldn't benefit from a Mr Blobby cameo.
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
There isn't a TV show on earth that wouldn't benefit from a Mr Blobby cameo.
Christine McVie was a better songwriter than Stevie Nicks. But only just.
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Christine McVie was a better songwriter than Stevie Nicks. But only just.
The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace.
People who only drink pale ales should give up the pretence and go back to lager.
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
People who only drink pale ales should give up the pretence and go back to lager.
For the purposes of drop down menus on forms, the United Kingdom should be renamed 'A United Kingdom'
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 AM
For the purposes of drop down menus on forms, the United Kingdom should be renamed 'A United Kingdom'
A beard without the moustache part has always looked utterly ridiculous. It just screams "NONCE". Please do not think that you'll be the first man in history to make it look great. You won't, you big paedo.
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 AM
A beard without the moustache part has always looked utterly ridiculous. It just screams "NONCE". Please do not think that you'll be the first man in history to make it look great. You won't, you big paedo.
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
If Doctor Who are giving old cast members another go then rather than continually wheeling out people from the Tenant era they should give Paul McGann a proper go. He'd be really good given some decent scripts.
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If Doctor Who are giving old cast members another go then rather than continually wheeling out people from the Tenant era they should give Paul McGann a proper go. He'd be really good given some decent scripts.
The Olympics lost all value when they stopped competitive poetry. They have been on a downwards slide for a long time. They know how to fix it.
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The Olympics lost all value when they stopped competitive poetry. They have been on a downwards slide for a long time. They know how to fix it.
The people who warned us that the internet would rot our brains have had their brains rotted by the internet.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The people who warned us that the internet would rot our brains have had their brains rotted by the internet.
Outsourcing means you get the absolute minimum to fulfil the contract. That means that no-one gives a shit about doing a job properly or putting in the proper effort. "That's enough, it'll do" - that's the mantra of outsourcing. No wonder the county's infrastructure is crumbling.
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Outsourcing means you get the absolute minimum to fulfil the contract. That means that no-one gives a shit about doing a job properly or putting in the proper effort. "That's enough, it'll do" - that's the mantra of outsourcing. No wonder the county's infrastructure is crumbling.
Music was better before it became all about the little dopamine hits from having a drop every four bars. Looking squarely at you, every drum and bass producer since about 2016.
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Music was better before it became all about the little dopamine hits from having a drop every four bars. Looking squarely at you, every drum and bass producer since about 2016.
The worst thing about being a captain of an amateur sports team is having to send all the, "Yes, it's still on" messages to your teammates the moment there is a bit of rain in the air.
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The worst thing about being a captain of an amateur sports team is having to send all the, "Yes, it's still on" messages to your teammates the moment there is a bit of rain in the air.
People using AI are only concerned with the result, not the process of getting there, or the joy and insight that it can bring. They're the people who rush eating their food, or cum too quickly. It's all about the ending for them, and they're missing out on so much.
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
People using AI are only concerned with the result, not the process of getting there, or the joy and insight that it can bring. They're the people who rush eating their food, or cum too quickly. It's all about the ending for them, and they're missing out on so much.
The two best things to come out of Basildon are Vince Clarke and the A13.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The two best things to come out of Basildon are Vince Clarke and the A13.
Much is made of football managers but 99% of winning comes down to who has the best players.
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Much is made of football managers but 99% of winning comes down to who has the best players.
The positive impact of early morning exercise on mental state and alertness should not be underestimated.
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The positive impact of early morning exercise on mental state and alertness should not be underestimated.
Go and have your 'social media break'. You don't have to announce it. Nobody cares. And nobody will notice when you make your inevitable return two days later.
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Go and have your 'social media break'. You don't have to announce it. Nobody cares. And nobody will notice when you make your inevitable return two days later.
With the size most monitors are now, any advantage of collapsing scrollbars to a few pixels wide, when not in use, is completely outweighed by how much more difficult they are to find and use. Thanks Microsoft.
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
With the size most monitors are now, any advantage of collapsing scrollbars to a few pixels wide, when not in use, is completely outweighed by how much more difficult they are to find and use. Thanks Microsoft.
You should attempt to look halfway presentable when you go to the dentist. Dentists are extremely prim people with high personal standards, so maybe they'll treat you more favourably if you aren't a total scruff.
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM
You should attempt to look halfway presentable when you go to the dentist. Dentists are extremely prim people with high personal standards, so maybe they'll treat you more favourably if you aren't a total scruff.
Been with the DWP for 16 years. The official figure for fraudulent claims, approx. 2.2%, is, in my experience, broadly accurate. Just wanted to point that out to frothing, raging Daily Mail and Sun readers who think it's closer to 100%.
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Been with the DWP for 16 years. The official figure for fraudulent claims, approx. 2.2%, is, in my experience, broadly accurate. Just wanted to point that out to frothing, raging Daily Mail and Sun readers who think it's closer to 100%.