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Americans: it's 'ADDy-das', not 'Ad-EE-tis'. They were formed by Adi Dassler, you see. I'm sorry you've got things to deal with and your president's a fascist cunt and everything, but come on.
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Americans: it's 'ADDy-das', not 'Ad-EE-tis'. They were formed by Adi Dassler, you see. I'm sorry you've got things to deal with and your president's a fascist cunt and everything, but come on.
If you rollerskate backwards intentionally, you are a cunt.
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If you rollerskate backwards intentionally, you are a cunt.
There is no more obvious example of TV producers working entirely by numbers than when they zoom in for a reaction shot on the Masked Singer. It's an inanimate headpiece, it's not going to emote.
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
There is no more obvious example of TV producers working entirely by numbers than when they zoom in for a reaction shot on the Masked Singer. It's an inanimate headpiece, it's not going to emote.
Jeff Buckley's Grace is an absolute masterpiece in songwriting, Lilac Wine and Corpus Christi Carol excepted, but the recording would amount to little without the pure musical freedom he allowed Matt Johnson on drums.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Jeff Buckley's Grace is an absolute masterpiece in songwriting, Lilac Wine and Corpus Christi Carol excepted, but the recording would amount to little without the pure musical freedom he allowed Matt Johnson on drums.
Nobody else seems to have noticed that the American states that are currently recognised as the "most racist" and "most deadly" in terms of murders are also the ones who have banned fluoride from their drinking water.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Nobody else seems to have noticed that the American states that are currently recognised as the "most racist" and "most deadly" in terms of murders are also the ones who have banned fluoride from their drinking water.
The idea of going on holiday is great, but in reality after the third day it's just boring routine. Much better and cheaper just sitting in your pants in front of the TV at home with a Just Eat.
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The idea of going on holiday is great, but in reality after the third day it's just boring routine. Much better and cheaper just sitting in your pants in front of the TV at home with a Just Eat.
The Americans haven't got the best grasp of non-US cultures but, my God, most of them really do believe the Irish are mystical creatures that pour whisky on their cornflakes. No wonder Irish actors use British accents.
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
The Americans haven't got the best grasp of non-US cultures but, my God, most of them really do believe the Irish are mystical creatures that pour whisky on their cornflakes. No wonder Irish actors use British accents.
The Citroën Berlingo is a solid workhorse but the lack of decent coffee holders makes it unusable
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 AM
The Citroën Berlingo is a solid workhorse but the lack of decent coffee holders makes it unusable
Top tip/lifehack: Find yourself an old fish slice or thin spatula. Keep it in the toilet and not the kitchen. They are absolutely fantastic for mashing up troublesome turds. Bonus if it has a thin metal handle because you can gently chip away at any constipation you encounter.
February 8, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Top tip/lifehack: Find yourself an old fish slice or thin spatula. Keep it in the toilet and not the kitchen. They are absolutely fantastic for mashing up troublesome turds. Bonus if it has a thin metal handle because you can gently chip away at any constipation you encounter.
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February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Ukraine needs to detonate a small tactical nuke in a remote spot in Ukraine. "Look what we've got". It will end the war instantly.
February 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Ukraine needs to detonate a small tactical nuke in a remote spot in Ukraine. "Look what we've got". It will end the war instantly.
If a company breaks the law it should always be the directors who are personally liable, not some poor schmuck lower down. They're quick enough to take their fucking bonuses, so they should accept some fucking responsibility as well.
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
If a company breaks the law it should always be the directors who are personally liable, not some poor schmuck lower down. They're quick enough to take their fucking bonuses, so they should accept some fucking responsibility as well.
There's always something a little bit odd about the people who appear in toothpaste commercials.
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
There's always something a little bit odd about the people who appear in toothpaste commercials.
Streaming < MiniDisc < Tapes < MP3s < CDs < Vinyl < Live
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Streaming < MiniDisc < Tapes < MP3s < CDs < Vinyl < Live
Trains should have signs that dedicate what side is the front. Is it the side closest to the ticket gates or the side of the train that goes first? I'm fed up of trying to figure out where I should be sitting while doing maths in my head.
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Trains should have signs that dedicate what side is the front. Is it the side closest to the ticket gates or the side of the train that goes first? I'm fed up of trying to figure out where I should be sitting while doing maths in my head.
Re-reading the Harry Potter books to my kid, I just wish that JK Rowling's editor has just said "Hey, do you want to rethink this Quidditch scoring system, it makes no sense."
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Re-reading the Harry Potter books to my kid, I just wish that JK Rowling's editor has just said "Hey, do you want to rethink this Quidditch scoring system, it makes no sense."
In busy pubs people buying booze should be given priority over people buying coffee.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
In busy pubs people buying booze should be given priority over people buying coffee.
God, that podcast with Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart is annoying as shit. Two intelligent men, hours upon hours of debate and deep dives, and the outcome is always a form of "hmm hmm wait and see." Every fucking time.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
God, that podcast with Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart is annoying as shit. Two intelligent men, hours upon hours of debate and deep dives, and the outcome is always a form of "hmm hmm wait and see." Every fucking time.
The fine for driving without insurance should be three times the value of what the insurance would cost, plus £1,000. Fining someone £200 is not a deterrent.
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The fine for driving without insurance should be three times the value of what the insurance would cost, plus £1,000. Fining someone £200 is not a deterrent.
If I had a time machine, I wouldn't go back and kill the baby fascist, it would be the person that thought round shoelaces were better than flat ones, they clearly don't understand basic concepts like surface contact area.
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
If I had a time machine, I wouldn't go back and kill the baby fascist, it would be the person that thought round shoelaces were better than flat ones, they clearly don't understand basic concepts like surface contact area.
I supported putting a break in the Circle Line at Edgware Road. But they should've changed its name. With the break it's not a circle. It's wrong and it's still not too late to rename it. If they called it the Marigold Line they wouldn't even need to change the colour on the map.
February 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I supported putting a break in the Circle Line at Edgware Road. But they should've changed its name. With the break it's not a circle. It's wrong and it's still not too late to rename it. If they called it the Marigold Line they wouldn't even need to change the colour on the map.
Picking up a bird on Merlin does not count unless you also see it with your eyes.
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Picking up a bird on Merlin does not count unless you also see it with your eyes.
Using salt in grit should be banned because it's bad for dogs' feet. Just use nice sharp sand.
February 7, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Using salt in grit should be banned because it's bad for dogs' feet. Just use nice sharp sand.
Any business which doesn't sell loaves of bread isn't a bakery.
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Any business which doesn't sell loaves of bread isn't a bakery.
Greyhounds are the easiest dogs to look after. All they do is sleep.
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Greyhounds are the easiest dogs to look after. All they do is sleep.