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Anon Opin Live
Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
Also Fesshole shows on same ticket link. Do come - it'll be fun.
sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Armed police should have to provide a family member as a hostage to ensure that they don't abuse their position
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Armed police should have to provide a family member as a hostage to ensure that they don't abuse their position
I developed a bald spot on the back of may head. I reckon it saves me 10 seconds a day not combing it. That's 70 seconds a week, about 60 minutes a year, or a whole day over the 25 years since I spotted it. Take that cheeky, hirsute youths, I got a whole extra day of life
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I developed a bald spot on the back of may head. I reckon it saves me 10 seconds a day not combing it. That's 70 seconds a week, about 60 minutes a year, or a whole day over the 25 years since I spotted it. Take that cheeky, hirsute youths, I got a whole extra day of life
Anyone who says the UK is a shithole needs to go on Google maps and drop a street view pin somewhere random in the world. You don't know how good we've got it.
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Anyone who says the UK is a shithole needs to go on Google maps and drop a street view pin somewhere random in the world. You don't know how good we've got it.
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
It really boils my piss to see Tory's MPs defect to Reform. They fucked the country up, so they shouldn't be allowed to switch sides for the sake of their own careers.
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
It really boils my piss to see Tory's MPs defect to Reform. They fucked the country up, so they shouldn't be allowed to switch sides for the sake of their own careers.
"Speculative fiction" is a tautology
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"Speculative fiction" is a tautology
It's not a "side hustle", it's a second job. And it wouldn't be necessary if the economy wasn't so totally fucked that it's no longer possible to live off the earnings from one job.
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It's not a "side hustle", it's a second job. And it wouldn't be necessary if the economy wasn't so totally fucked that it's no longer possible to live off the earnings from one job.
I'm a professional Java developer and I've never written a Factory class. I've no idea why Java has such a bad reputation for needing them.
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I'm a professional Java developer and I've never written a Factory class. I've no idea why Java has such a bad reputation for needing them.
Rocky was actually an awful boxer. He never once put his hands in a defensive position and absorbed far too many direct hits.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Rocky was actually an awful boxer. He never once put his hands in a defensive position and absorbed far too many direct hits.
The best part of being a Mac user is getting to say "sorry, I don't know how to use Windows" whenever people ask you for help.
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The best part of being a Mac user is getting to say "sorry, I don't know how to use Windows" whenever people ask you for help.
Every provincial town in England has a local 'character' called Dirty Barry or similar.
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Every provincial town in England has a local 'character' called Dirty Barry or similar.
If you're at a children's concert / play etc, and you're not sure whether you should clap - clap. Others will join in and it's great for the kids.
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
If you're at a children's concert / play etc, and you're not sure whether you should clap - clap. Others will join in and it's great for the kids.
If it's not an official account of an organisation or famous individual, I think any social media account with more than 600 follows and followers is just an addict, there not for interaction but for clicks and dopamine. They should be avoided.
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If it's not an official account of an organisation or famous individual, I think any social media account with more than 600 follows and followers is just an addict, there not for interaction but for clicks and dopamine. They should be avoided.
Jesus doesn't get enough credit for using his divine magical powers to make sure everyone could get hammered at a wedding. Nice one Big J.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Jesus doesn't get enough credit for using his divine magical powers to make sure everyone could get hammered at a wedding. Nice one Big J.
We didn't need to move on from the era of Xbox 360, PS3, and Windows XP. It was a time of perfect balance. Everything since hasn't been worth the enshitification-frustration cost.
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
We didn't need to move on from the era of Xbox 360, PS3, and Windows XP. It was a time of perfect balance. Everything since hasn't been worth the enshitification-frustration cost.
The TV show Derek exists because Ricky Gervais wanted to do something with the grim impressions he amused his mates with at school. Stuck in a load of mawkish gubbins about kindness to throw people off the scent.
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM
The TV show Derek exists because Ricky Gervais wanted to do something with the grim impressions he amused his mates with at school. Stuck in a load of mawkish gubbins about kindness to throw people off the scent.
Quentin Tarantino is an absolute genius when it comes to casting his movies, except for when he casts himself in them. He's an absolute dog shit actor.
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Quentin Tarantino is an absolute genius when it comes to casting his movies, except for when he casts himself in them. He's an absolute dog shit actor.
Chocolate liqueurs are pointless. For those who like alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having more. For those who don't like/drink alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having regular chocolates.
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Chocolate liqueurs are pointless. For those who like alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having more. For those who don't like/drink alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having regular chocolates.
The saddest stories can be found on YouTube, in the comments section of Mazzy Star songs. I don't dare read them anymore.
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 AM
The saddest stories can be found on YouTube, in the comments section of Mazzy Star songs. I don't dare read them anymore.
Older people who are losing their hearing and refuse to get a hearing test or hearing aids: you do realise you're putting yourself at higher risk of dementia by not sorting your hearing? That's on top of driving all your loved ones around you fucking mad with your own loudness.
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Older people who are losing their hearing and refuse to get a hearing test or hearing aids: you do realise you're putting yourself at higher risk of dementia by not sorting your hearing? That's on top of driving all your loved ones around you fucking mad with your own loudness.
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Stop pretending you are something special by calling yourself a Detailer. You wash cars, you bell end.
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Stop pretending you are something special by calling yourself a Detailer. You wash cars, you bell end.
I realise The Traitors is the biggest show on TV right now, but 'Traitors Uncloaked' needs to fuck off to iPlayer sharpish. A cheap shitty 'visualised podcast' has no business being on primetime BBC1.
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I realise The Traitors is the biggest show on TV right now, but 'Traitors Uncloaked' needs to fuck off to iPlayer sharpish. A cheap shitty 'visualised podcast' has no business being on primetime BBC1.
Everybody loves taking the piss out of Americans for the way they mispronounce buoy, but the Scots get off for doing the same. It's time to bully the Scottish more about this.
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Everybody loves taking the piss out of Americans for the way they mispronounce buoy, but the Scots get off for doing the same. It's time to bully the Scottish more about this.
For ten years now we've been letting the Immigration Derangement Syndrome of a minority drag our country down. Immigration is down from the Boris Johnson government they approved of. Bloody mentalists.
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
For ten years now we've been letting the Immigration Derangement Syndrome of a minority drag our country down. Immigration is down from the Boris Johnson government they approved of. Bloody mentalists.