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Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
Also Fesshole shows on same ticket link. Do come - it'll be fun.
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If it's not an official account of an organisation or famous individual, I think any social media account with more than 600 follows and followers is just an addict, there not for interaction but for clicks and dopamine. They should be avoided.
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If it's not an official account of an organisation or famous individual, I think any social media account with more than 600 follows and followers is just an addict, there not for interaction but for clicks and dopamine. They should be avoided.
Jesus doesn't get enough credit for using his divine magical powers to make sure everyone could get hammered at a wedding. Nice one Big J.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Jesus doesn't get enough credit for using his divine magical powers to make sure everyone could get hammered at a wedding. Nice one Big J.
We didn't need to move on from the era of Xbox 360, PS3, and Windows XP. It was a time of perfect balance. Everything since hasn't been worth the enshitification-frustration cost.
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
We didn't need to move on from the era of Xbox 360, PS3, and Windows XP. It was a time of perfect balance. Everything since hasn't been worth the enshitification-frustration cost.
The TV show Derek exists because Ricky Gervais wanted to do something with the grim impressions he amused his mates with at school. Stuck in a load of mawkish gubbins about kindness to throw people off the scent.
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM
The TV show Derek exists because Ricky Gervais wanted to do something with the grim impressions he amused his mates with at school. Stuck in a load of mawkish gubbins about kindness to throw people off the scent.
Quentin Tarantino is an absolute genius when it comes to casting his movies, except for when he casts himself in them. He's an absolute dog shit actor.
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Quentin Tarantino is an absolute genius when it comes to casting his movies, except for when he casts himself in them. He's an absolute dog shit actor.
Chocolate liqueurs are pointless. For those who like alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having more. For those who don't like/drink alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having regular chocolates.
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Chocolate liqueurs are pointless. For those who like alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having more. For those who don't like/drink alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having regular chocolates.
The saddest stories can be found on YouTube, in the comments section of Mazzy Star songs. I don't dare read them anymore.
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 AM
The saddest stories can be found on YouTube, in the comments section of Mazzy Star songs. I don't dare read them anymore.
Older people who are losing their hearing and refuse to get a hearing test or hearing aids: you do realise you're putting yourself at higher risk of dementia by not sorting your hearing? That's on top of driving all your loved ones around you fucking mad with your own loudness.
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Older people who are losing their hearing and refuse to get a hearing test or hearing aids: you do realise you're putting yourself at higher risk of dementia by not sorting your hearing? That's on top of driving all your loved ones around you fucking mad with your own loudness.
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Stop pretending you are something special by calling yourself a Detailer. You wash cars, you bell end.
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Stop pretending you are something special by calling yourself a Detailer. You wash cars, you bell end.
I realise The Traitors is the biggest show on TV right now, but 'Traitors Uncloaked' needs to fuck off to iPlayer sharpish. A cheap shitty 'visualised podcast' has no business being on primetime BBC1.
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I realise The Traitors is the biggest show on TV right now, but 'Traitors Uncloaked' needs to fuck off to iPlayer sharpish. A cheap shitty 'visualised podcast' has no business being on primetime BBC1.
Everybody loves taking the piss out of Americans for the way they mispronounce buoy, but the Scots get off for doing the same. It's time to bully the Scottish more about this.
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Everybody loves taking the piss out of Americans for the way they mispronounce buoy, but the Scots get off for doing the same. It's time to bully the Scottish more about this.
For ten years now we've been letting the Immigration Derangement Syndrome of a minority drag our country down. Immigration is down from the Boris Johnson government they approved of. Bloody mentalists.
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
For ten years now we've been letting the Immigration Derangement Syndrome of a minority drag our country down. Immigration is down from the Boris Johnson government they approved of. Bloody mentalists.
Vegan burgers should be way cheaper than meat ones. There is no way that it costs more to feed an animal for months, ship it, and kill it, than it costs to make a plant based burger.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Vegan burgers should be way cheaper than meat ones. There is no way that it costs more to feed an animal for months, ship it, and kill it, than it costs to make a plant based burger.
The best bit of a pork pie is the pastry on the base.
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The best bit of a pork pie is the pastry on the base.
Tim Burton's take on the Addams Family was fine. Not great. Inferior to the 90s films. He went too hard. Part of the humour of the Addams Family is that they live in the normal world doing their own thing. The setting of a school for paranormal kids ruined that.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Tim Burton's take on the Addams Family was fine. Not great. Inferior to the 90s films. He went too hard. Part of the humour of the Addams Family is that they live in the normal world doing their own thing. The setting of a school for paranormal kids ruined that.
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February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I'm doing three shows in Leicester this week. Currently writing slides. Do come.
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin / Opinion War - try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
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The proliferation of Land Rover Defenders with black on black on black is pathetic. You're an accountant from Chesterfield, David, not a MI6 enforcer
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The proliferation of Land Rover Defenders with black on black on black is pathetic. You're an accountant from Chesterfield, David, not a MI6 enforcer
There are very few songs that can't be made massively more entertaining by replacing love and loving with bum and bumming. And heart with arse. Not always popular at karaoke.
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
There are very few songs that can't be made massively more entertaining by replacing love and loving with bum and bumming. And heart with arse. Not always popular at karaoke.
People that leave the gym showers turned to cold after they get out are twats.
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
People that leave the gym showers turned to cold after they get out are twats.
People who hijack other people's wedding receptions to propose to their other halves are the worst kind of narcissistic scum.
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
People who hijack other people's wedding receptions to propose to their other halves are the worst kind of narcissistic scum.
If you take a bag of clothes to donate to a charity clothing bank, but it's full so you just leave it on the floor, you haven't donated to charity, you've fly-tipped.
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If you take a bag of clothes to donate to a charity clothing bank, but it's full so you just leave it on the floor, you haven't donated to charity, you've fly-tipped.
The more expensive chips are in a restaurant, the less likely it is they've been peeled. Makes no damn sense.
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The more expensive chips are in a restaurant, the less likely it is they've been peeled. Makes no damn sense.
People who say "hear me out" should absolutely understand no circumstances be heard out
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM
People who say "hear me out" should absolutely understand no circumstances be heard out
If it's my turn to cook but I buy a takeaway, it still counts.
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
If it's my turn to cook but I buy a takeaway, it still counts.