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We need a national campaign to encourage people to get over their embarrassment and recycle their sex toys responsibly.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We need a national campaign to encourage people to get over their embarrassment and recycle their sex toys responsibly.
Stewart Copeland is the coolest member of The Police and I will be taking no further questions on this matter.
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Stewart Copeland is the coolest member of The Police and I will be taking no further questions on this matter.
The *only* reason I keep paying for my TV Licence is that I don't want any chance they'll get a search warrant on my house. I don't need a license, quite legally, but my house is so untidy.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The *only* reason I keep paying for my TV Licence is that I don't want any chance they'll get a search warrant on my house. I don't need a license, quite legally, but my house is so untidy.
People in tv fiction use each other's names in conversation far more than people do in real life.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
People in tv fiction use each other's names in conversation far more than people do in real life.
Leonardo DiCaprio replacing Ewan McGregor in the film The Beach (2000) after the fallout between Ewan and Danny Boyle completely ruins it. The French couple would never have gone near an annoying American backpacker. And Daffy would have headbutted him in real life.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Leonardo DiCaprio replacing Ewan McGregor in the film The Beach (2000) after the fallout between Ewan and Danny Boyle completely ruins it. The French couple would never have gone near an annoying American backpacker. And Daffy would have headbutted him in real life.
The old Izal rough/smooth toilet paper should be resurrected and placed in all public toilets. That way people will appreciate the joys of quilted luxury when they get home.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The old Izal rough/smooth toilet paper should be resurrected and placed in all public toilets. That way people will appreciate the joys of quilted luxury when they get home.
The correct order to watch the Star Wars movies is 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6. Turns the prequels into essentially an extended Vader backstory flashback sequence.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The correct order to watch the Star Wars movies is 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6. Turns the prequels into essentially an extended Vader backstory flashback sequence.
With all the fighting in the world over religion it is about time atheists become less apathetic and start knocking on doors spreading the word that sky fairies do not exist
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
With all the fighting in the world over religion it is about time atheists become less apathetic and start knocking on doors spreading the word that sky fairies do not exist
Fireworks should only be sold 3 days a year. Diwali, Bonfire Night & New Year's Eve. No one wants to be hearing them for up to two weeks after each event. Especially animals.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fireworks should only be sold 3 days a year. Diwali, Bonfire Night & New Year's Eve. No one wants to be hearing them for up to two weeks after each event. Especially animals.
Falklands War veterans are as old now as WW2 veterans were in the 1980s.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Falklands War veterans are as old now as WW2 veterans were in the 1980s.
Why are there lots of porn stars called Devon but none called Dorset? It's not right.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why are there lots of porn stars called Devon but none called Dorset? It's not right.
If somebody asks you what superpower you want, the only acceptable answers are flight or strength. Literally everything else is for perverts
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If somebody asks you what superpower you want, the only acceptable answers are flight or strength. Literally everything else is for perverts
Chewing gum manufacturers should have made gum that biodegrades into soil after a couple of weeks.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Chewing gum manufacturers should have made gum that biodegrades into soil after a couple of weeks.
It's a real shame that no-one publishes a 3D map of our cities that shows the underground as well as the surface. Seeing the tunnels used by pedestrians, trains, roads, clean water, sewage, gas and electricity would be great. Hidden infrastructure that needs to be seen.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's a real shame that no-one publishes a 3D map of our cities that shows the underground as well as the surface. Seeing the tunnels used by pedestrians, trains, roads, clean water, sewage, gas and electricity would be great. Hidden infrastructure that needs to be seen.
It's weird and ignorant as well as obviously misogynistic that a certain kind of man uses the word "pussy" to describe weakness, given the resilience of the organ during e.g. childbirth. Whereas testes are fragile & easily damaged. So they should be saying "bollock". The dicks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's weird and ignorant as well as obviously misogynistic that a certain kind of man uses the word "pussy" to describe weakness, given the resilience of the organ during e.g. childbirth. Whereas testes are fragile & easily damaged. So they should be saying "bollock". The dicks.
The transition away from the older Micro USB and Mini USB to USB C is almost complete. So it's time for a new form factor. Let's call it USB D and force people to buy lots of new cables again.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The transition away from the older Micro USB and Mini USB to USB C is almost complete. So it's time for a new form factor. Let's call it USB D and force people to buy lots of new cables again.
Products that are possibly dangerous, defective, or compromised are pulled from sale all the time, and yet AI chatbots are left to continue chatting shit to suicidal teens. The double standards of accountability due to rich cunts wanting a return on investment boils my piss.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Products that are possibly dangerous, defective, or compromised are pulled from sale all the time, and yet AI chatbots are left to continue chatting shit to suicidal teens. The double standards of accountability due to rich cunts wanting a return on investment boils my piss.
Burger cheese isn't good cheese for burgers. The best cheese for burgers is a thick layer of Boursin. It's extra fat and lots of garlic and that's what most food need.
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Burger cheese isn't good cheese for burgers. The best cheese for burgers is a thick layer of Boursin. It's extra fat and lots of garlic and that's what most food need.
It is ridiculous that black coffee costs more than an egg mayo or cheese sandwich. There are so many fewer calories in the coffee. So much less nutrition. It should be much cheaper.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It is ridiculous that black coffee costs more than an egg mayo or cheese sandwich. There are so many fewer calories in the coffee. So much less nutrition. It should be much cheaper.
At some point in the last few years, Bonfire Night was seemingly changed to Bonfire Month. No idea whose idea this was but life imprisonment would be too good for them.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
At some point in the last few years, Bonfire Night was seemingly changed to Bonfire Month. No idea whose idea this was but life imprisonment would be too good for them.
Alfred Hitchcock was a fantastic filmmaker but a fairly despicable human being. His treatment of several of his actresses was utterly appalling but, as a director, few can match him.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Alfred Hitchcock was a fantastic filmmaker but a fairly despicable human being. His treatment of several of his actresses was utterly appalling but, as a director, few can match him.
If you are born of a certain age, its impossible to paint a room, without singing the Brush Strokes theme song 🎵
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
If you are born of a certain age, its impossible to paint a room, without singing the Brush Strokes theme song 🎵
Southampton has the worst pedestrian to traffic ratio on crossings. 10 seconds for a pedestrian to cross every 5 minutes. Nobody even bothers pressing the button.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Southampton has the worst pedestrian to traffic ratio on crossings. 10 seconds for a pedestrian to cross every 5 minutes. Nobody even bothers pressing the button.
Reading Angela's Carter's The Bloody Chamber at the moment. It's an excellent and beautifully written book, but as the progenitor of the "dark, adult fairy tale" genre its influence as been almost entirely pernicious.
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Reading Angela's Carter's The Bloody Chamber at the moment. It's an excellent and beautifully written book, but as the progenitor of the "dark, adult fairy tale" genre its influence as been almost entirely pernicious.
I'm not some misty-eyed nostalgist and there's been a lot of great movies since the switch to digital cameras, but visually, it remains a big downgrade and cinema has certainly lost some of its allure and glamour with the death of film.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm not some misty-eyed nostalgist and there's been a lot of great movies since the switch to digital cameras, but visually, it remains a big downgrade and cinema has certainly lost some of its allure and glamour with the death of film.