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If Doctor Who are giving old cast members another go then rather than continually wheeling out people from the Tenant era they should give Paul McGann a proper go. He'd be really good given some decent scripts.
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If Doctor Who are giving old cast members another go then rather than continually wheeling out people from the Tenant era they should give Paul McGann a proper go. He'd be really good given some decent scripts.
The Olympics lost all value when they stopped competitive poetry. They have been on a downwards slide for a long time. They know how to fix it.
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The Olympics lost all value when they stopped competitive poetry. They have been on a downwards slide for a long time. They know how to fix it.
The people who warned us that the internet would rot our brains have had their brains rotted by the internet.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The people who warned us that the internet would rot our brains have had their brains rotted by the internet.
Outsourcing means you get the absolute minimum to fulfil the contract. That means that no-one gives a shit about doing a job properly or putting in the proper effort. "That's enough, it'll do" - that's the mantra of outsourcing. No wonder the county's infrastructure is crumbling.
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Outsourcing means you get the absolute minimum to fulfil the contract. That means that no-one gives a shit about doing a job properly or putting in the proper effort. "That's enough, it'll do" - that's the mantra of outsourcing. No wonder the county's infrastructure is crumbling.
Music was better before it became all about the little dopamine hits from having a drop every four bars. Looking squarely at you, every drum and bass producer since about 2016.
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Music was better before it became all about the little dopamine hits from having a drop every four bars. Looking squarely at you, every drum and bass producer since about 2016.
The worst thing about being a captain of an amateur sports team is having to send all the, "Yes, it's still on" messages to your teammates the moment there is a bit of rain in the air.
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The worst thing about being a captain of an amateur sports team is having to send all the, "Yes, it's still on" messages to your teammates the moment there is a bit of rain in the air.
People using AI are only concerned with the result, not the process of getting there, or the joy and insight that it can bring. They're the people who rush eating their food, or cum too quickly. It's all about the ending for them, and they're missing out on so much.
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
People using AI are only concerned with the result, not the process of getting there, or the joy and insight that it can bring. They're the people who rush eating their food, or cum too quickly. It's all about the ending for them, and they're missing out on so much.
The two best things to come out of Basildon are Vince Clarke and the A13.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The two best things to come out of Basildon are Vince Clarke and the A13.
Much is made of football managers but 99% of winning comes down to who has the best players.
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Much is made of football managers but 99% of winning comes down to who has the best players.
The positive impact of early morning exercise on mental state and alertness should not be underestimated.
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The positive impact of early morning exercise on mental state and alertness should not be underestimated.
Go and have your 'social media break'. You don't have to announce it. Nobody cares. And nobody will notice when you make your inevitable return two days later.
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Go and have your 'social media break'. You don't have to announce it. Nobody cares. And nobody will notice when you make your inevitable return two days later.
With the size most monitors are now, any advantage of collapsing scrollbars to a few pixels wide, when not in use, is completely outweighed by how much more difficult they are to find and use. Thanks Microsoft.
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
With the size most monitors are now, any advantage of collapsing scrollbars to a few pixels wide, when not in use, is completely outweighed by how much more difficult they are to find and use. Thanks Microsoft.
You should attempt to look halfway presentable when you go to the dentist. Dentists are extremely prim people with high personal standards, so maybe they'll treat you more favourably if you aren't a total scruff.
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM
You should attempt to look halfway presentable when you go to the dentist. Dentists are extremely prim people with high personal standards, so maybe they'll treat you more favourably if you aren't a total scruff.
Been with the DWP for 16 years. The official figure for fraudulent claims, approx. 2.2%, is, in my experience, broadly accurate. Just wanted to point that out to frothing, raging Daily Mail and Sun readers who think it's closer to 100%.
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Been with the DWP for 16 years. The official figure for fraudulent claims, approx. 2.2%, is, in my experience, broadly accurate. Just wanted to point that out to frothing, raging Daily Mail and Sun readers who think it's closer to 100%.
The people complaining that everything comes to a stand still when we have a bit of snow, are the exact same people who would be complaining if we spent billions on cold weather infrastructure like they do where it's a more regular issue.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
The people complaining that everything comes to a stand still when we have a bit of snow, are the exact same people who would be complaining if we spent billions on cold weather infrastructure like they do where it's a more regular issue.
You are a total failure in a toddler's eyes if you don't do all the different voices when reading them a story.
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 AM
You are a total failure in a toddler's eyes if you don't do all the different voices when reading them a story.
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February 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Life got too complicated. I shouldn't have to watch Martin Lewis every day in order to afford to heat my home, pay my taxes, and not starve in my retirement.
February 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Life got too complicated. I shouldn't have to watch Martin Lewis every day in order to afford to heat my home, pay my taxes, and not starve in my retirement.
Social media platforms are generally OK while they are ad free and subscription free. Once one of those two is added they become insufferable. Bluesky is sort of OK at the moment but the only really good platform isn't a platform: it's the Fediverse.
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Social media platforms are generally OK while they are ad free and subscription free. Once one of those two is added they become insufferable. Bluesky is sort of OK at the moment but the only really good platform isn't a platform: it's the Fediverse.
Job interviews are the absolute worst way to determine good employment fit, and yet we keep doing it.
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Job interviews are the absolute worst way to determine good employment fit, and yet we keep doing it.
People always say "Bad News were a joke band but they were actually really good musicians". That's true, apart from Rik Mayall. Comic genius that he was, he couldn't play the bass. He couldn't even pretend to play the bass. He couldn't even pretend to play the bass badly.
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
People always say "Bad News were a joke band but they were actually really good musicians". That's true, apart from Rik Mayall. Comic genius that he was, he couldn't play the bass. He couldn't even pretend to play the bass. He couldn't even pretend to play the bass badly.
As a nation we should be proud that American involvement in Doctor Who has fucked it twice.
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
As a nation we should be proud that American involvement in Doctor Who has fucked it twice.
FIA keep yammering about women in motorsport but nothing gets done. Here's a solution: mandate that every F1 team has to have one male and one female driver in, say, five years, and watch as billions are poured into women's motorsport to unearth and promote talent.
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
FIA keep yammering about women in motorsport but nothing gets done. Here's a solution: mandate that every F1 team has to have one male and one female driver in, say, five years, and watch as billions are poured into women's motorsport to unearth and promote talent.
The Tegridy Farm based episodes of South Park are the shittest of it's entire 28 season run.
February 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The Tegridy Farm based episodes of South Park are the shittest of it's entire 28 season run.
If you're going to slide into my DMs obviously looking for some sneaky naughty time, at least change your profile pic to something that doesn't also have your wife and young child in.
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
If you're going to slide into my DMs obviously looking for some sneaky naughty time, at least change your profile pic to something that doesn't also have your wife and young child in.