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Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
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Anon Opin Live
Leicester 12/13 Feb '26
Glasgow 17 Mar '26
Also Fesshole shows on same ticket link. Do come - it'll be fun.
sites.google.com/view/fesshole
I find it funny how nearly everyone who's become even moderately rich & famous, all say that their teachers said they wouldn't amount to much. Especially rappers. They never said that, stop lying. They just told you to buck your ideas up and work harder. You just got lucky.
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I find it funny how nearly everyone who's become even moderately rich & famous, all say that their teachers said they wouldn't amount to much. Especially rappers. They never said that, stop lying. They just told you to buck your ideas up and work harder. You just got lucky.
People misunderstand the main purpose of ultra hot chili sauces. They're designed so you can increase the spice level of a dish without affecting the overall flavour profile. They're not meant to be consumed neat on a chicken wing.
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
People misunderstand the main purpose of ultra hot chili sauces. They're designed so you can increase the spice level of a dish without affecting the overall flavour profile. They're not meant to be consumed neat on a chicken wing.
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I'm doing three shows in Leicester this week. Do come - it'll be fun.
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February 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I'm doing three shows in Leicester this week. Do come - it'll be fun.
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special (lol)
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin shows - come and try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
* 14th - Fesshole VALENTINES special (lol)
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
* 12/13th - Anon Opin shows - come and try out your TERRIBLE opinions and see if they land
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/opini...
I can't get my head around the rise of microwave rice. It's incredibly simple to cook rice, and those microwave pouches have about 1-2p worth of rice in them. You're basically paying about a 100x mark-up just to save yourself a tiny amount of hassle.
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I can't get my head around the rise of microwave rice. It's incredibly simple to cook rice, and those microwave pouches have about 1-2p worth of rice in them. You're basically paying about a 100x mark-up just to save yourself a tiny amount of hassle.
Fascinating to me that Americans are looking at the UK and saying, "At least we don't have Starmer."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Fascinating to me that Americans are looking at the UK and saying, "At least we don't have Starmer."
Don't eat crisps whilst you are on the phone you fucking animal.
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Don't eat crisps whilst you are on the phone you fucking animal.
People hitting their thirties and complaining on socials how this & that hurt now need to get a fucking grip. Your thirties are a wellspring of energy and renewal. They're going to be unbearable hitting their 50s.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
People hitting their thirties and complaining on socials how this & that hurt now need to get a fucking grip. Your thirties are a wellspring of energy and renewal. They're going to be unbearable hitting their 50s.
There should be minimum standards for everyday items. It should not be possible to buy a tin opener or a bike light or a pair of trainers that fall apart two months later. We'd all be better off paying a bit more for things and them lasting longer.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
There should be minimum standards for everyday items. It should not be possible to buy a tin opener or a bike light or a pair of trainers that fall apart two months later. We'd all be better off paying a bit more for things and them lasting longer.
As a straight white woman in a heterosexual relationship, I am all for more gay. More gay relationships, more gay porn. Just MORE GAY. Because when you're bothering each other, you're not bothering women. Thank you to gay men who lead closeted men "astray." You do God's work.
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
As a straight white woman in a heterosexual relationship, I am all for more gay. More gay relationships, more gay porn. Just MORE GAY. Because when you're bothering each other, you're not bothering women. Thank you to gay men who lead closeted men "astray." You do God's work.
Your council tax going up and your council services getting worse is not your local council's fault. Central government funding has been slashed so their overall money has plummeted. They're just offloading the outrage on to local officials.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Your council tax going up and your council services getting worse is not your local council's fault. Central government funding has been slashed so their overall money has plummeted. They're just offloading the outrage on to local officials.
Not everything has to be connected to the internet. In fact, life would be better if more things weren't.
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Not everything has to be connected to the internet. In fact, life would be better if more things weren't.
Nobody will tell a childfree person that they will regret their decision more than a parent who regrets their decision.
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Nobody will tell a childfree person that they will regret their decision more than a parent who regrets their decision.
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
I'd much prefer vapes if they smelled of old man pipe smoke rather than sickly, synthetic fruit.
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I'd much prefer vapes if they smelled of old man pipe smoke rather than sickly, synthetic fruit.
The British Library or some other reliable institution should be taking a copy of everything stored in archive.org so we have access to it after the war kicks off.
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The British Library or some other reliable institution should be taking a copy of everything stored in archive.org so we have access to it after the war kicks off.
If your first draft of an academic paper is free of profanity and rudeness, you're doing it wrong and the final version will be affected. This new trend of professors watching the process from start to finish in an futile effort to thwart AI is going to ruin everything.
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
If your first draft of an academic paper is free of profanity and rudeness, you're doing it wrong and the final version will be affected. This new trend of professors watching the process from start to finish in an futile effort to thwart AI is going to ruin everything.
The only correct sequence for toilet paper strategy is as follows: 1st wipe = 4 sheets, folded twice (1 square, 4 thick); 2nd wipe = 3 sheets, folded as above; all subsequent wipes = 2 sheets, folded once. A single sheet is never used for bottom wipes, only to dab wee off.
February 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The only correct sequence for toilet paper strategy is as follows: 1st wipe = 4 sheets, folded twice (1 square, 4 thick); 2nd wipe = 3 sheets, folded as above; all subsequent wipes = 2 sheets, folded once. A single sheet is never used for bottom wipes, only to dab wee off.
It's ridiculous that Top Of The Pops isn't considered viable today. Half an hour of exclusive performances of some of the most popular songs of the moment? People would watch that.
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It's ridiculous that Top Of The Pops isn't considered viable today. Half an hour of exclusive performances of some of the most popular songs of the moment? People would watch that.
Bank holiday Mondays should be scrapped and replaced with bank holiday Fridays. Who wants to extend the abject misery of a Sunday night by 24 hours? Friday, Saturday, Sunday off is clearly the reasonable way forward.
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Bank holiday Mondays should be scrapped and replaced with bank holiday Fridays. Who wants to extend the abject misery of a Sunday night by 24 hours? Friday, Saturday, Sunday off is clearly the reasonable way forward.
Americans: it's 'ADDy-das', not 'Ad-EE-tis'. They were formed by Adi Dassler, you see. I'm sorry you've got things to deal with and your president's a fascist cunt and everything, but come on.
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Americans: it's 'ADDy-das', not 'Ad-EE-tis'. They were formed by Adi Dassler, you see. I'm sorry you've got things to deal with and your president's a fascist cunt and everything, but come on.
If you rollerskate backwards intentionally, you are a cunt.
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If you rollerskate backwards intentionally, you are a cunt.
There is no more obvious example of TV producers working entirely by numbers than when they zoom in for a reaction shot on the Masked Singer. It's an inanimate headpiece, it's not going to emote.
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
There is no more obvious example of TV producers working entirely by numbers than when they zoom in for a reaction shot on the Masked Singer. It's an inanimate headpiece, it's not going to emote.
Jeff Buckley's Grace is an absolute masterpiece in songwriting, Lilac Wine and Corpus Christi Carol excepted, but the recording would amount to little without the pure musical freedom he allowed Matt Johnson on drums.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Jeff Buckley's Grace is an absolute masterpiece in songwriting, Lilac Wine and Corpus Christi Carol excepted, but the recording would amount to little without the pure musical freedom he allowed Matt Johnson on drums.
Nobody else seems to have noticed that the American states that are currently recognised as the "most racist" and "most deadly" in terms of murders are also the ones who have banned fluoride from their drinking water.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Nobody else seems to have noticed that the American states that are currently recognised as the "most racist" and "most deadly" in terms of murders are also the ones who have banned fluoride from their drinking water.
The idea of going on holiday is great, but in reality after the third day it's just boring routine. Much better and cheaper just sitting in your pants in front of the TV at home with a Just Eat.
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The idea of going on holiday is great, but in reality after the third day it's just boring routine. Much better and cheaper just sitting in your pants in front of the TV at home with a Just Eat.