Scott with Silent T
@silenttscott.bsky.social
The first t is silent in Scott. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.
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I know I wasn’t the father you deserved, but whether you knew it or not, I was at every one of your mime recitals silently cheering.
A show where people adopt a baby goat only minutes after meeting for the first time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A show where people adopt a baby goat only minutes after meeting for the first time.
Experts confirm most people will live in abandoned Toys “R” Us’s by the end of the century. Play-Doh warmed in Easy Bake their main source of nutrients.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Experts confirm most people will live in abandoned Toys “R” Us’s by the end of the century. Play-Doh warmed in Easy Bake their main source of nutrients.
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It’s dumb that I had Monday off and it still feels like this should be Friday
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It’s dumb that I had Monday off and it still feels like this should be Friday
If I had to live in an abandoned Toys “R” Us, I think I’d use the stuffed animal section as a mattress. In what ways would you make Toys “R” Us more feasible to live in?
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If I had to live in an abandoned Toys “R” Us, I think I’d use the stuffed animal section as a mattress. In what ways would you make Toys “R” Us more feasible to live in?
Wednesday night frozen pizza: Had to add some third party pepperoni to balance out this Red Baron. If my lady sniffs it out it’s going to go badly for me. If you don’t see me again, I was fond of all of you. Love each other. Take care of each other.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wednesday night frozen pizza: Had to add some third party pepperoni to balance out this Red Baron. If my lady sniffs it out it’s going to go badly for me. If you don’t see me again, I was fond of all of you. Love each other. Take care of each other.
One day you’ll be saying, you know that guy they found living in that abandoned Toy “R” Us, and he was raising three CabbagePatch kids as real children…I was friends with him on Bluesky.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
One day you’ll be saying, you know that guy they found living in that abandoned Toy “R” Us, and he was raising three CabbagePatch kids as real children…I was friends with him on Bluesky.
I don't play with my Christmas gifts until at least Thanksgiving. Just the way I was raised.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don't play with my Christmas gifts until at least Thanksgiving. Just the way I was raised.
Manatees are actually more closely related to tomatoes.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Manatees are actually more closely related to tomatoes.
My company takes movies from the silent film era and inserts cutting edge special effects, with title cards read by Sydney Sweeney and Ryan Gosling. They are 100% better. Also updated fonts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My company takes movies from the silent film era and inserts cutting edge special effects, with title cards read by Sydney Sweeney and Ryan Gosling. They are 100% better. Also updated fonts.
The economy is strong. Look at these prices on processed meats. No meatflation that I can see.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The economy is strong. Look at these prices on processed meats. No meatflation that I can see.
Delicious cornucopia or the stuff that ends up on the produce section floor? You can see my report at 11 O’Clock.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Delicious cornucopia or the stuff that ends up on the produce section floor? You can see my report at 11 O’Clock.
Feeling sick. Luckily hate and bitterness contain vitamin C.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Feeling sick. Luckily hate and bitterness contain vitamin C.
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I just started casually reading a book about male bighorn sheep, but I got sucked in, so now I am on a ram page.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I just started casually reading a book about male bighorn sheep, but I got sucked in, so now I am on a ram page.
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When you put pizza on a bagel you can do other more difficult things presumably
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When you put pizza on a bagel you can do other more difficult things presumably
In my day we only had root beer, and Baja Blast root beer of course. And code red sarsaparilla.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In my day we only had root beer, and Baja Blast root beer of course. And code red sarsaparilla.
Can monkeys make wishes on severed human hands?
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November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Can monkeys make wishes on severed human hands?
I’ve been installing spiral staircases for 30 yrs and I can tell you they are safer than they’ve ever been. But, you know, still wear a helmet.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’ve been installing spiral staircases for 30 yrs and I can tell you they are safer than they’ve ever been. But, you know, still wear a helmet.
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Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
Can Dino nuggets go extinct? If so, what would cause the extinction?
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Can Dino nuggets go extinct? If so, what would cause the extinction?
Trying not to get a slice with green and red peppers. Lord guide my blade.
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Trying not to get a slice with green and red peppers. Lord guide my blade.
I know candy cigarette sales are down (mainly because they don’t let them put as much nicotine in them now) but did they ever try making gummy candy cigarettes?
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I know candy cigarette sales are down (mainly because they don’t let them put as much nicotine in them now) but did they ever try making gummy candy cigarettes?
Just got an alert that someone hacked my Sears & Roebuck charge card. Does anyone have their toll free number handy?
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just got an alert that someone hacked my Sears & Roebuck charge card. Does anyone have their toll free number handy?
Don’t tell me there’s not a price for Halloween! I had to go on my front lawn in my bloomers to pick this up! Plus all the demonic portals kids open up. Somebody has to close those.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Don’t tell me there’s not a price for Halloween! I had to go on my front lawn in my bloomers to pick this up! Plus all the demonic portals kids open up. Somebody has to close those.
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Stung by the tepid response to my Toaster Gravy™ idea on Shark Tank.
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Stung by the tepid response to my Toaster Gravy™ idea on Shark Tank.
All Halloween Gus (my profile name during holiday) wanted was to live in an abandoned mall and dig up the occasional corpse. But with your laws and standards you couldn’t even allow that much. Now he’s gone. 😢
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
All Halloween Gus (my profile name during holiday) wanted was to live in an abandoned mall and dig up the occasional corpse. But with your laws and standards you couldn’t even allow that much. Now he’s gone. 😢