BUG-EYED CAT
@californiahorst.bsky.social
Champion in the epic war against squirrels
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BUG-EYED CAT
@californiahorst.bsky.social
· Sep 19
I’m clean as a whistle. A filthy disgusting whistle
The Girl with the Hervé Villechaize Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Girl with the Hervé Villechaize Tattoo
The girl with the Labubu Tattoo
The Girl with the Bananaman Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The girl with the Labubu Tattoo
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- a pigeon
- a squirrel
- a rat
- another pigeon
- chupacabra
- a pigeon
- a squirrel
- a rat
- another pigeon
- chupacabra
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Those who drive half the speed limit
- Those who don't separate their recycling
- Those who stand too close in the shopping aisle
- Those who sit next to you on an empty bus
- Bin Chicken
- Those who drive half the speed limit
- Those who don't separate their recycling
- Those who stand too close in the shopping aisle
- Those who sit next to you on an empty bus
- Bin Chicken
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild (UK city edition):
Badger
Deer
Parakeet
Bat
Fox
#urbanfauna
Badger
Deer
Parakeet
Bat
Fox
#urbanfauna
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- a pigeon
- a squirrel
- a rat
- another pigeon
- chupacabra
- a pigeon
- a squirrel
- a rat
- another pigeon
- chupacabra
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@californiahorst.bsky.social has swears! They've used 271 profanities in their last 3,193 posts.
🥇 "shit" (25 times)
🥈 "fuck" (21 times)
🥉 "hell" (17 times)
🥇 "shit" (25 times)
🥈 "fuck" (21 times)
🥉 "hell" (17 times)
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
ˢʰⁱᵗ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʰᵉˡˡ
true story…over the weekend I ate a whole bag of lay’s roasted garlic and oyster potato chips
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
true story…over the weekend I ate a whole bag of lay’s roasted garlic and oyster potato chips
batman would never kill anyone yet bruce wayne has a dozen hooker corpses in his basement
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
batman would never kill anyone yet bruce wayne has a dozen hooker corpses in his basement
what are these “swear words” of which you speak?
@profanity.accountant
@profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
what are these “swear words” of which you speak?
@profanity.accountant
@profanity.accountant
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT
the girl with the trademarked and copyrighted tattoo
the girl with a scratch and sniff tattoo
the girl with the qr code tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
the girl with the trademarked and copyrighted tattoo
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Mac n cheese. Ready for the oven
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Mac n cheese. Ready for the oven
quick, everyone stop preparing food and look at this skeet!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
quick, everyone stop preparing food and look at this skeet!!!
I left the house for 24 hours and when I returned the cats were all this is the kingdom of cats now, man is no longer welcome here
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I left the house for 24 hours and when I returned the cats were all this is the kingdom of cats now, man is no longer welcome here
traditional thanksgiving food is so delicious we eat it exactly once every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
traditional thanksgiving food is so delicious we eat it exactly once every year
horses are the result of unicorns procreating with pegasi
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
horses are the result of unicorns procreating with pegasi
Check out this weird little dude hanging out on my mailbox
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Check out this weird little dude hanging out on my mailbox
I am the turducken of bad personality traits
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am the turducken of bad personality traits
I want to get drunk!
[jumps into a giant juicer]
[jumps into a giant juicer]
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I want to get drunk!
[jumps into a giant juicer]
[jumps into a giant juicer]
making AI porn of me on me action, as a little treat
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
making AI porn of me on me action, as a little treat
the two pardoned turkeys donated bigly to the the construction of the ballroom
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the two pardoned turkeys donated bigly to the the construction of the ballroom
when I said I’m a master of tiger style martial arts, I just meant that I’m really good at eating frosted flakes
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when I said I’m a master of tiger style martial arts, I just meant that I’m really good at eating frosted flakes
Every time I road Monsanto’s Adventure Through Inner Space I would get a little tingle when the narrator said “and still I continue to shrink”
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Every time I road Monsanto’s Adventure Through Inner Space I would get a little tingle when the narrator said “and still I continue to shrink”
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I invented a mattress made entirely out of tampons, and though it’s not the most comfortable bed in the world, it certainly is the most absorbent
September 7, 2023 at 7:35 PM
I invented a mattress made entirely out of tampons, and though it’s not the most comfortable bed in the world, it certainly is the most absorbent
sometimes I think mankind is truly capable of experiencing only two emotions, fear and grief, and what we perceive as joy are only those brief moments when we are feeling neither fear nor grief. and itchiness. mankind can also feel itchiness
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sometimes I think mankind is truly capable of experiencing only two emotions, fear and grief, and what we perceive as joy are only those brief moments when we are feeling neither fear nor grief. and itchiness. mankind can also feel itchiness
they should terraform the earth
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
they should terraform the earth