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californiahorst.bsky.social
BUG-EYED CAT
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Champion in the epic war against squirrels

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Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat
Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes
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It’s done!
Mac n cheese fresh out of the oven, nicely browned. Should be good
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Mac n cheese. Ready for the oven
A glass casserole filled with about five pounds of my special mac n cheese, as of yet uncooked. By the end of the evening, there will be none left
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Check out this weird little dude hanging out on my mailbox
A strange little bug that almost looks like plant detritus hanging out on the side of my mailbox. It’s a light sand color. Its body is shaped like an upper case “T”. The arms of the T shape might be wings or weird legs maybe, I can’t tell. I’m not a bugalogist. Four regular looking bug legs are visible, two above the arms of the T and two below, and at its tail two small protuberances may be additional legs. I am unfamiliar with this bug
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
i want to know what the hell is behind that window
A closeup of a window from the house that is behind the Thanksgiving dinosaur. There appears to be the snout and flaring teeth of some kind of were-capybara or something snarling from behind the glass. I don’t know
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Good morning Bluesky
A vertical image of a light blue morning sky filled with white fluffy clouds, grey and shadowy on their undersides. At the bottom of the image are the silhouettes of several trees, a house’s roof and most prominently a wooden power pole with many strands of power and internet cables running from it
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
selling integrity for likes, or rather, for like
A closeup of Troy’s stolen image with a black heart pasted on top that contains the words “Memes by Troy”. It has one like
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
he got a new toy spring and wore himself out playing with it
A black cat asleep on a folded blanket. He has placed a bright green spring toy neatly in front of him so it will be the first thing he sees when he awakens
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Good morning Bluesky! Please enjoy some fluffiness
A blue morning sky filled with fluffy white clouds. There’s a storm a comin’, and these puffs of cotton are its harbingers
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Moments after I blocked and reported a transphobe account this showed up in my chat. Coincidence? The account has already been suspended
A chat request from an imposter account that reads: Bluesky @bsksp563165.bsky.social Today at 5:30 PM We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions. To prevent the permanent termination of your account, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours by using the following link: is.gd/vfbsk If the url does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser's address bar. Not followed by anyone you're following Block or report Delete ... Accept
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
this is Aeden the cat. when strangers are in the house he goes into stealth mode and no one has any idea where he is
#Caturday
a cat sized lump under a grey blanket. it’s a weighted blanket too, so it took some effort to get under it
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
This is the best my phone can do
The full moon appearing between the silhouetted limbs of a tree. It is glowing brightly and featureless because my phone is cheap
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Cocaine Bear (2023)
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Everyone post cats in blankets
Nate, a black kitty peeking out from behind a red blanket on a red loveseat. Only a small portion of his face and one ear is exposed. His only visible eye is reflecting the flash and glowing like a headlight
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
An image from a Simpsons Halloween episode in which a hand is holding an animated Krusty the Clown doll. The velcro seal on the back of the doll’s shirt has been pulled open revealing a toggle switch in the back with the settings listed as “EVIL” and “ GOOD”. The switch is set to evil. There are words at the top and bottom of the image that say “YUP, HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. SOMEONE SET THIS THING TO EVIL”
October 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Good morning moon
A blue morning sky with white clouds illuminated by the rising sun. Some of the clouds are shadowed by other clouds. In the foreground are silhouetted trees and a telephone pole. Near the center of the photo is a small white dot. That dot is the moon who decided to check out the morning sun
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Oh shit! Antifa is suiting up
October 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
I’ve been rewatching Flight of the Conchords on HBO. This light comedy about two sweet, simple Kiwis trying to make it as musicians in NY City is a wonderful break from reality that momentarily makes you forget about all the world’s horribleness. If you haven’t seen it, I recommend you check it out
Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie holding guitars and soaring above NY City. The words Flight of the Conchords appears above their heads. They are two loveable doofuses, or doofi if you prefer, that can give your brain and soul a brief respite from this currently ugly world
October 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
I thought that too, but I think those stainless steel seats doubled as toilets. Sorry about the serious answer. Gunn doesn’t usually overlook details like that

Def no TP tho. Hopefully bidet equipped?
Alien in a cell in a pocket universe prison, sitting on what I think is a stainless steel toilet with the lid down
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
What if the devil on your shoulder was just a praying mantis all along
Selfie of an old guy with white hair and a beard. He is doing yard work and wearing tinted eye protection, ear muffs and a baseball cap. He is looking at his shoulder on which stands an adult praying mantis. The mantis appears to be giving directions of some kind
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
A short review of the L.A. Comic Con: A lot of booths selling Funko Pops. A lot of booths. Way too fucken many booths
The main entrance to the L.A. Comic Con at the L.A. Convention Center. Lots of people, many in costumes. A large sign suspended above them reads “WELCOME TO L.A. COMIC CON”
September 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Anyone at L.A. Comicon, come see my buddy (an amazing painter) David at the artist area row F in Kentia Hall and ask him about MetalLord. Free stickers!!! Tell him Bug-Eyed Cat sent you
David at L.A. Comicon in front of his painting of MetalLord.
September 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Post what the FBI will “leak” as Antifa HQ
A large group of people at a rave in Zion from the Matrix universe. They are seen from behind, all raising fists in unity. Morpheus is standing on a platform in front of them
September 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
Im here you fuckaas bitch
The outside of a GEMCO membership department store. The picture is old and grainy. There are a few ‘70s era vehicles parked out front including a station wagon with fake wood paneling
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
californiahorst.bsky.social
he was pushed by a tree deer
News headline that reads: EYEWITNESS NEWS 3 the wax Hunter in Enfield dies after falling from a tree
September 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM