Cosmic Clau
@cosmicclau.bsky.social
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
Pinned
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Potato Scallop
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Potato Scallop
My house right now
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 AM
My house right now
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I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly
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It wasn’t until I hit 50 and I discovered that my tinnitus drowned out the groaning noises my body makes whenever I move that I fully understood that there really is a silver lining to every cloud, after all.
December 2, 2024 at 1:56 PM
It wasn’t until I hit 50 and I discovered that my tinnitus drowned out the groaning noises my body makes whenever I move that I fully understood that there really is a silver lining to every cloud, after all.
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me: *reading my horoscope*
my horoscope: before we start, you'd better sit down…
my horoscope: before we start, you'd better sit down…
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
me: *reading my horoscope*
my horoscope: before we start, you'd better sit down…
my horoscope: before we start, you'd better sit down…
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I got home from the workshop, we settled in for a break. Life was normal.
During his nap, Drum passed away.
I am so absolutely heartbroken.
During his nap, Drum passed away.
I am so absolutely heartbroken.
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I got home from the workshop, we settled in for a break. Life was normal.
During his nap, Drum passed away.
I am so absolutely heartbroken.
During his nap, Drum passed away.
I am so absolutely heartbroken.
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
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They probably can’t even put their arms down, The New Yorker.
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
They probably can’t even put their arms down, The New Yorker.
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Music should always make you feel something
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Music should always make you feel something
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Looks like we survived another Monday. Good job everyone.
Treat yourself to some cheese.
Treat yourself to some cheese.
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Looks like we survived another Monday. Good job everyone.
Treat yourself to some cheese.
Treat yourself to some cheese.
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ghosts are real
they just don’t text back
they just don’t text back
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
ghosts are real
they just don’t text back
they just don’t text back
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Realized when I put this schematic together that my blanket order might be messed up in some spots and you know what? That’s art 🫡
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Realized when I put this schematic together that my blanket order might be messed up in some spots and you know what? That’s art 🫡
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I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
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Don’t worry Venezuela. Trump’s got concepts of a plan to stabilize and rebuild your country right after the oil companies go in and “fix up your oil.”
He’ll be releasing the concepts of his plan in two weeks.
He’ll be releasing the concepts of his plan in two weeks.
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Don’t worry Venezuela. Trump’s got concepts of a plan to stabilize and rebuild your country right after the oil companies go in and “fix up your oil.”
He’ll be releasing the concepts of his plan in two weeks.
He’ll be releasing the concepts of his plan in two weeks.
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“We smelled meatballs. Gotta pay the tax.”
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
“We smelled meatballs. Gotta pay the tax.”
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I'm losing you in slow motion, and I don't know how to stop it.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I'm losing you in slow motion, and I don't know how to stop it.
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<H*tler looking up from Hell and kicking himself for not just saying Poland had oil>
January 4, 2026 at 6:27 AM
<H*tler looking up from Hell and kicking himself for not just saying Poland had oil>
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Sheets should have thumb holes to keep bed partners from stealing them overnight
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Sheets should have thumb holes to keep bed partners from stealing them overnight
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the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
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I'm not a maybe, and neither are you
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I'm not a maybe, and neither are you
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I’m not tired because I worked hard. I’m tired because I had to keep turning my real thoughts into polite and acceptable dialogue all day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’m not tired because I worked hard. I’m tired because I had to keep turning my real thoughts into polite and acceptable dialogue all day.
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Not Jeff or Geoff, but a secret third Jeoff.
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Not Jeff or Geoff, but a secret third Jeoff.
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I’m gonna take a nap about it
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’m gonna take a nap about it
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January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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please pay careful attention to what I’m not saying
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
please pay careful attention to what I’m not saying