Eu”ever”greenia
@eugreenia.bsky.social
Librarian. Reader. One dog, two cats, no motivation
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
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Sorry can’t talk. I’m cataloging my book library
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sorry can’t talk. I’m cataloging my book library
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Why is this in my saved photos?
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Why is this in my saved photos?
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Why is this in my saved photos?
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Why is this in my saved photos?
Why is this in my saved photos?
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why is this in my saved photos?
Bean is forever on Cat Watch
Constant Vigilance!
Constant Vigilance!
December 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Bean is forever on Cat Watch
Constant Vigilance!
Constant Vigilance!
I spoke too soon. I didn’t latch the bedroom door securely and we had a Jelly Bean incursion into the inner sanctum
But when she came face to face with a cat who’s approximately her size, there was an immediate retreat albeit with much barking and yowling
Peace has now returned
But when she came face to face with a cat who’s approximately her size, there was an immediate retreat albeit with much barking and yowling
Peace has now returned
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I spoke too soon. I didn’t latch the bedroom door securely and we had a Jelly Bean incursion into the inner sanctum
But when she came face to face with a cat who’s approximately her size, there was an immediate retreat albeit with much barking and yowling
Peace has now returned
But when she came face to face with a cat who’s approximately her size, there was an immediate retreat albeit with much barking and yowling
Peace has now returned
The final morning of the sister visit dog-cat switcharoo protocol. Remarkably smooth, all things considered
Piper is 14 pounds of loud fury when being transported to a second location. Who knew she was such a true crime fan?
Piper is 14 pounds of loud fury when being transported to a second location. Who knew she was such a true crime fan?
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The final morning of the sister visit dog-cat switcharoo protocol. Remarkably smooth, all things considered
Piper is 14 pounds of loud fury when being transported to a second location. Who knew she was such a true crime fan?
Piper is 14 pounds of loud fury when being transported to a second location. Who knew she was such a true crime fan?
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I worry that in taking medicine that makes my cough more productive that I’m just succumbing to capitalist propaganda.
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I worry that in taking medicine that makes my cough more productive that I’m just succumbing to capitalist propaganda.
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We made this very inspirational comic.
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We made this very inspirational comic.
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Amplify a movie title
A Christmas anthology
A Christmas anthology
Amplify a movie title
Week and a Half of the Dead
Week and a Half of the Dead
Amplify a movie title
24 Monkeys
24 Monkeys
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Amplify a movie title
A Christmas anthology
A Christmas anthology
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Why would you spell out and when you can draw a swirly swoop thing that looks like a lil person w their fine booty on the floor reading something & & & & & & & &
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why would you spell out and when you can draw a swirly swoop thing that looks like a lil person w their fine booty on the floor reading something & & & & & & & &
Amplify a movie title
Week and a Half of the Dead
Week and a Half of the Dead
Amplify a movie title
24 Monkeys
24 Monkeys
Amplify a movie title
The Huge Lebowski
The Huge Lebowski
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Amplify a movie title
Week and a Half of the Dead
Week and a Half of the Dead
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The word trampoline implies being made from liquified vagrants.
December 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The word trampoline implies being made from liquified vagrants.
My parents are on another leg of their Christmas Grand Tour. FL to VA to MD to VA to PA to VA to FL in 7 days
An aunt who won’t leave her home and an uncle in a memory ward means my parents have to do all the traveling for visits
They’re in their 80s but feel obligated. And they’re exhausted
An aunt who won’t leave her home and an uncle in a memory ward means my parents have to do all the traveling for visits
They’re in their 80s but feel obligated. And they’re exhausted
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My parents are on another leg of their Christmas Grand Tour. FL to VA to MD to VA to PA to VA to FL in 7 days
An aunt who won’t leave her home and an uncle in a memory ward means my parents have to do all the traveling for visits
They’re in their 80s but feel obligated. And they’re exhausted
An aunt who won’t leave her home and an uncle in a memory ward means my parents have to do all the traveling for visits
They’re in their 80s but feel obligated. And they’re exhausted
Same, but with additional pee
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Same, but with additional pee
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is
Sister visit morning protocol day 2
Not as successful. Piper is hiding in an undisclosed, unsecured location
Chaos may ensue when the dogs return from the walk
Pray for me
Not as successful. Piper is hiding in an undisclosed, unsecured location
Chaos may ensue when the dogs return from the walk
Pray for me
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sister visit morning protocol day 2
Not as successful. Piper is hiding in an undisclosed, unsecured location
Chaos may ensue when the dogs return from the walk
Pray for me
Not as successful. Piper is hiding in an undisclosed, unsecured location
Chaos may ensue when the dogs return from the walk
Pray for me
My Christmas wish for you is to find someone to love as much as Cricket loves ornaments
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My Christmas wish for you is to find someone to love as much as Cricket loves ornaments
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good morning!
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good morning!
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
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The “sister visit” morning protocol has begun
Cats to the kitchen for breakfast
Dogs out the front door for a walk
No one aware of the others’ location
A precisely timed ballet with the potential for hissing and blood shed
Cats to the kitchen for breakfast
Dogs out the front door for a walk
No one aware of the others’ location
A precisely timed ballet with the potential for hissing and blood shed
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The “sister visit” morning protocol has begun
Cats to the kitchen for breakfast
Dogs out the front door for a walk
No one aware of the others’ location
A precisely timed ballet with the potential for hissing and blood shed
Cats to the kitchen for breakfast
Dogs out the front door for a walk
No one aware of the others’ location
A precisely timed ballet with the potential for hissing and blood shed