Eugreenia
@eugreenia.bsky.social
Librarian. Reader. One dog, two cats, no motivation
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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At what age does “tired” become your whole personality? I think I may have reached it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
At what age does “tired” become your whole personality? I think I may have reached it.
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Fuck now I need more bookshelves
Book store therapy
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Fuck now I need more bookshelves
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(genie climbing out of lamp in a hurry) the floor was lava!
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
(genie climbing out of lamp in a hurry) the floor was lava!
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It’s impossible to overthink every aspect of your life, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try
February 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It’s impossible to overthink every aspect of your life, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try
Age verification?
I played Frogger on my Atari home computer off a cassette tape
I played Frogger on my Atari home computer off a cassette tape
Age verification?
These were the shit when I was in elementary school:
These were the shit when I was in elementary school:
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Age verification?
I played Frogger on my Atari home computer off a cassette tape
I played Frogger on my Atari home computer off a cassette tape
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ME: I would like a giant robot suit please
LIBRARIAN: What
ME: You can get anything at the library, right?
LIBRARIAN: Many things but
ME: Having fun isn’t hard when you have a library card right?
LIBRARIAN: Sir
ME: Well what could be more fun than a giant robot suit? Three or four stories tall
LIBRARIAN: What
ME: You can get anything at the library, right?
LIBRARIAN: Many things but
ME: Having fun isn’t hard when you have a library card right?
LIBRARIAN: Sir
ME: Well what could be more fun than a giant robot suit? Three or four stories tall
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
ME: I would like a giant robot suit please
LIBRARIAN: What
ME: You can get anything at the library, right?
LIBRARIAN: Many things but
ME: Having fun isn’t hard when you have a library card right?
LIBRARIAN: Sir
ME: Well what could be more fun than a giant robot suit? Three or four stories tall
LIBRARIAN: What
ME: You can get anything at the library, right?
LIBRARIAN: Many things but
ME: Having fun isn’t hard when you have a library card right?
LIBRARIAN: Sir
ME: Well what could be more fun than a giant robot suit? Three or four stories tall
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I’m a little surprised the USA isn’t doing better in the Winter Olympics after spending the last year proving how great they are at going downhill
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m a little surprised the USA isn’t doing better in the Winter Olympics after spending the last year proving how great they are at going downhill
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Age verification? I'm Gen X, and IDGAF. I'll just go to 7/11 for snacks and play videogames instead.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Age verification? I'm Gen X, and IDGAF. I'll just go to 7/11 for snacks and play videogames instead.
Age verification? I wore red white and blue for the majority of the bicentennial
Age verification? I saw Nixon resign on TV.
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Age verification? I wore red white and blue for the majority of the bicentennial
My dad is not a “pet guy”. Obviously
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
My dad is not a “pet guy”. Obviously
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some of you didn’t grow up watching Schoolhouse Rock, and it shows
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
some of you didn’t grow up watching Schoolhouse Rock, and it shows
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Before drafts we would indicate a post was half baked by adding "send skeet"
![4 successive skeets in a row:
Thomas [redacted]
@tom.medsky.social
· 5mo
Pediatrics
Getting suspended on Twitter is getting sent to Twitmo.
Getting suspended here is serving time at Skyshank send skeet.
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2
Thomas [redacted]
@tom.medsky.social
· 6mo
Pediatrics
If Trump needs a heart transplant does he take Eric's or Don Jr's send skeet.
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Thomas [redacted]
@tom.medsky.social
· 2mo
Pediatrics
In the UK they call enterovirus "entoerovirus" send skeet.
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Thomas [redacted]
@tom.medsky.social
· 4mo
Replied to
T Karnos
Pediatrics
Gabapentin for cats is called Purrontin send skeet](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c3roikkeki4hxu2gz7r5pljd/bafkreiehumyssq3gzipmvuvm6wzkwcyns2xz4rcf7chm2gujwvocidxk64@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Before drafts we would indicate a post was half baked by adding "send skeet"
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Buttons and stickers and hats advertise who you’re friendly toward, who you’d rather avoid, and who you might approach in a pinch. This “silly shit” normalizes the presence of open dissent, and invites curious normies to ask questions or join in.
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Buttons and stickers and hats advertise who you’re friendly toward, who you’d rather avoid, and who you might approach in a pinch. This “silly shit” normalizes the presence of open dissent, and invites curious normies to ask questions or join in.
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Wine moms and knitters are getting shit done like women so often do: quietly in the background, making shit happen where men don’t typically see it, or necessarily value it - and they’re not demanding credit or spotlight.
They’re not just day-drinking and knitting. They’re organizing.
They’re not just day-drinking and knitting. They’re organizing.
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Wine moms and knitters are getting shit done like women so often do: quietly in the background, making shit happen where men don’t typically see it, or necessarily value it - and they’re not demanding credit or spotlight.
They’re not just day-drinking and knitting. They’re organizing.
They’re not just day-drinking and knitting. They’re organizing.
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Until I started doing research for our upcoming horror movie trivia game I didn't even realize how glad I am that regulations have enforced better control of all those huge open vats of acid everyone used to have in their homes and businesses before the 1970s.
#horror #history #regulations
#horror #history #regulations
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Until I started doing research for our upcoming horror movie trivia game I didn't even realize how glad I am that regulations have enforced better control of all those huge open vats of acid everyone used to have in their homes and businesses before the 1970s.
#horror #history #regulations
#horror #history #regulations
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the list of things that can't be fixed by homemade French onion dip is pretty small, basically only lactose intolerance
February 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
the list of things that can't be fixed by homemade French onion dip is pretty small, basically only lactose intolerance
Love Mychal and his book choice!
The Monster at the End of This Book ftw!!
The Monster at the End of This Book ftw!!
We caught up w/ @mychal3ts.bsky.social last week & got the chance to share ALA's newest READ poster!
ALA's Lisa Varga was on hand to say hello & celebrate library joy at @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social - thanks for stopping by, Mychal!
Grab a copy of the poster today: alastore.ala.org/mychal-three...
ALA's Lisa Varga was on hand to say hello & celebrate library joy at @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social - thanks for stopping by, Mychal!
Grab a copy of the poster today: alastore.ala.org/mychal-three...
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Love Mychal and his book choice!
The Monster at the End of This Book ftw!!
The Monster at the End of This Book ftw!!
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At this pt, my cats believe I'm choosing to shock them.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 PM
At this pt, my cats believe I'm choosing to shock them.
Biathlon of 1 and 2
What's your favorite sport?
1. extreme lounging
2. reading marathon
3. speed drinking
4. freestyle sleeping
1. extreme lounging
2. reading marathon
3. speed drinking
4. freestyle sleeping
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Biathlon of 1 and 2
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Every transphobe sucks, without exception.
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Every transphobe sucks, without exception.
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