Tom Turkey [redacted] DO 🦃
@tom.medsky.social
Kinda ok pediatrician
Woke Medical Demon
Woke Medical Demon
Pinned
How should a rabbit properly wear a gaiter?
Hoodie style for wind protection or around the neck like a scarf?
Hoodie style for wind protection or around the neck like a scarf?
Every teenage boy I see has this haircut
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Every teenage boy I see has this haircut
I've told this story before but one of my roommates in medical school never washed his hands after #1 and his reasoning was "I DIDN'T PISS ON MY HANDS!"
If you live in southeast Ohio near Oxford DM me and I will let you know which primary care doctor to avoid.
If you live in southeast Ohio near Oxford DM me and I will let you know which primary care doctor to avoid.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I've told this story before but one of my roommates in medical school never washed his hands after #1 and his reasoning was "I DIDN'T PISS ON MY HANDS!"
If you live in southeast Ohio near Oxford DM me and I will let you know which primary care doctor to avoid.
If you live in southeast Ohio near Oxford DM me and I will let you know which primary care doctor to avoid.
1. He overstates the risk. Guillain-Barre from the influenza vaccine is 1-2 additional cases per million doses given.
2. Only 30% of patients require mechanical ventilation.
3. A hospitalist would consult with their affiliated OB-Gyn, not a "Locum Independent Contractor"
2. Only 30% of patients require mechanical ventilation.
3. A hospitalist would consult with their affiliated OB-Gyn, not a "Locum Independent Contractor"
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
1. He overstates the risk. Guillain-Barre from the influenza vaccine is 1-2 additional cases per million doses given.
2. Only 30% of patients require mechanical ventilation.
3. A hospitalist would consult with their affiliated OB-Gyn, not a "Locum Independent Contractor"
2. Only 30% of patients require mechanical ventilation.
3. A hospitalist would consult with their affiliated OB-Gyn, not a "Locum Independent Contractor"
Unfortunately most of these people are retiring or expected to so the only consequence they will feel is our scorn.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Unfortunately most of these people are retiring or expected to so the only consequence they will feel is our scorn.
Who wants to see Aaron Rodgers get absolutely bodied by a 267 pound linebacker?
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Who wants to see Aaron Rodgers get absolutely bodied by a 267 pound linebacker?
They said the Democrats don't know how to fight Trump and honestly they were right. Great call from the haters.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They said the Democrats don't know how to fight Trump and honestly they were right. Great call from the haters.
Hear me out. Finance that new F-150 over 20 years.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hear me out. Finance that new F-150 over 20 years.
I would rock this shit
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I would rock this shit
Or maybe people really don't give two shits about the guy who hosted the 80th most popular podcast.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Or maybe people really don't give two shits about the guy who hosted the 80th most popular podcast.
Dear white people:
Please teach your kids that saying someone has "chinky eyes" is just as racist as calling them a "chink".
Regards,
an Asian Dad
Please teach your kids that saying someone has "chinky eyes" is just as racist as calling them a "chink".
Regards,
an Asian Dad
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Dear white people:
Please teach your kids that saying someone has "chinky eyes" is just as racist as calling them a "chink".
Regards,
an Asian Dad
Please teach your kids that saying someone has "chinky eyes" is just as racist as calling them a "chink".
Regards,
an Asian Dad
No Jonathan Bailey at this wicked musical?
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No Jonathan Bailey at this wicked musical?
If you're going to reskeet that trump photo at least use the version from @atrupar.com who gives proper credit to the photographer Andrew Harnik of Getty Images.
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you're going to reskeet that trump photo at least use the version from @atrupar.com who gives proper credit to the photographer Andrew Harnik of Getty Images.
After the election results this week and the general incompetence of the MAHA movement I sincerely hope that GSK and Merck continue to tell the admin to pound sand regarding splitting up the MMR vaccine.
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
After the election results this week and the general incompetence of the MAHA movement I sincerely hope that GSK and Merck continue to tell the admin to pound sand regarding splitting up the MMR vaccine.
Subway guy on what it means: BMT stands for
Burnish
My
Testicles.
Burnish
My
Testicles.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Subway guy on what it means: BMT stands for
Burnish
My
Testicles.
Burnish
My
Testicles.
Donald Trump when a guy passes out in front of him
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Donald Trump when a guy passes out in front of him
Vaxxed???
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Vaxxed???
This is a very important thread. People are free to curate their feeds how they choose but Alt NPS does not deserve your attention. They frequently steal content without attribution, make up numbers for protest engagement(No Kings #1), and in this case create false narratives to fit their goals.
This one is personal to me.
AltNPS posted, so far only on Facebook, an extended piece of manipulative fanfiction about the recent abduction of a woman at a Chicago daycare center by ICE agents.
The video, which you've likely already seen, is horrific.
bsky.app/profile/unra...
AltNPS posted, so far only on Facebook, an extended piece of manipulative fanfiction about the recent abduction of a woman at a Chicago daycare center by ICE agents.
The video, which you've likely already seen, is horrific.
bsky.app/profile/unra...
The video now rapidly circulating (which also does not have a date or time marked) does not blur this poor woman's face. Here's one that does:
wgntv.com/news/chicago...
wgntv.com/news/chicago...
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is a very important thread. People are free to curate their feeds how they choose but Alt NPS does not deserve your attention. They frequently steal content without attribution, make up numbers for protest engagement(No Kings #1), and in this case create false narratives to fit their goals.
If I find out anyone stabbed my kids without my permission we are going to have a problem.
Bryan Johnson (from IG Reels): "This halloween, am thinking I'll help kids test their blood glucose so that they can learn about the cause and effect relationship of sugar."
Bryan Johnson (from IG Reels): "This halloween, am thinking I'll help kids test their blood glucose so that they can learn about the cause and effect relationship of sugar."
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If I find out anyone stabbed my kids without my permission we are going to have a problem.
Bryan Johnson (from IG Reels): "This halloween, am thinking I'll help kids test their blood glucose so that they can learn about the cause and effect relationship of sugar."
Bryan Johnson (from IG Reels): "This halloween, am thinking I'll help kids test their blood glucose so that they can learn about the cause and effect relationship of sugar."
Ummm. Welcome to the resistance Thomas Massie?
I never thought I would agree with this asshole about literally anything but 5 out of 6 ain't bad and reduce spending I can work with if he means ICE.
I never thought I would agree with this asshole about literally anything but 5 out of 6 ain't bad and reduce spending I can work with if he means ICE.
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ummm. Welcome to the resistance Thomas Massie?
I never thought I would agree with this asshole about literally anything but 5 out of 6 ain't bad and reduce spending I can work with if he means ICE.
I never thought I would agree with this asshole about literally anything but 5 out of 6 ain't bad and reduce spending I can work with if he means ICE.
Republicans are wrong about everything, even stock tips.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Republicans are wrong about everything, even stock tips.
How to destroy your company's brand value in one tweet.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How to destroy your company's brand value in one tweet.
Yes. Haha yes!
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yes. Haha yes!