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🔴🟢This year, the Great Santa Khan wishes all who humbly beg His peace & submit to his absolute rule a festive Holiday Season, & Merry Pilfering of the Weakling Southron Agriculturalists in this glorious season of conquest!🔴🟢
YALALT!
☃️Тэнгригийн мөнхийн алдар!☃️
🎄榮耀歸於上帝!🎄
YALALT!
☃️Тэнгригийн мөнхийн алдар!☃️
🎄榮耀歸於上帝!🎄
China instructs agencies to fuck over their own tourism economy & everyone in it so that they can continue to make 😡angry emoji faces😡 at Japan.
I don't see a major escalation here.
Current Sino-Japanese Diplomatic Ranking remains:
🐺🐺🐺☐☐ - 3/5 possible Wolf-Warriors
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...
I don't see a major escalation here.
Current Sino-Japanese Diplomatic Ranking remains:
🐺🐺🐺☐☐ - 3/5 possible Wolf-Warriors
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...
China instructs agencies to limit Japan-bound tourists to below 60% | NHK WORLD-JAPAN News
NHK has learned that the Chinese government instructed travel agencies to hold down Japan-bound tourists to less than 60 percent of previous levels.
www3.nhk.or.jp
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
China instructs agencies to fuck over their own tourism economy & everyone in it so that they can continue to make 😡angry emoji faces😡 at Japan.
I don't see a major escalation here.
Current Sino-Japanese Diplomatic Ranking remains:
🐺🐺🐺☐☐ - 3/5 possible Wolf-Warriors
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...
I don't see a major escalation here.
Current Sino-Japanese Diplomatic Ranking remains:
🐺🐺🐺☐☐ - 3/5 possible Wolf-Warriors
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...
I've got a bit of a hall-of-fame in my own head - which sadly now exists there only, since all got me blocked:
- declaring Scott Adams the "Louis Farrakhan of word-understanding"
- calling (pre-ICE) Dean Cain "Injustice Superman"
- calling (pre-FBI) Dan Bongino "the dumber Blockhead from Gumby"
- declaring Scott Adams the "Louis Farrakhan of word-understanding"
- calling (pre-ICE) Dean Cain "Injustice Superman"
- calling (pre-FBI) Dan Bongino "the dumber Blockhead from Gumby"
Most of the responses to this are either insults directed at the poster or insults the poster overheard. So: what‘s the insult YOU delivered that you’re personally most proud of?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I've got a bit of a hall-of-fame in my own head - which sadly now exists there only, since all got me blocked:
- declaring Scott Adams the "Louis Farrakhan of word-understanding"
- calling (pre-ICE) Dean Cain "Injustice Superman"
- calling (pre-FBI) Dan Bongino "the dumber Blockhead from Gumby"
- declaring Scott Adams the "Louis Farrakhan of word-understanding"
- calling (pre-ICE) Dean Cain "Injustice Superman"
- calling (pre-FBI) Dan Bongino "the dumber Blockhead from Gumby"
Every time I've used the DMV, I've gotten prompt, effective service for what I need, and marginal cost.
Every time I've used Grok, I've been assured that Elon could singlehandedly fightfight Muhammad Ali because of his superhuman work ethic & South Africa's constant threat of white genocide.
Every time I've used Grok, I've been assured that Elon could singlehandedly fightfight Muhammad Ali because of his superhuman work ethic & South Africa's constant threat of white genocide.
MechaHitler, M.D.
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Every time I've used the DMV, I've gotten prompt, effective service for what I need, and marginal cost.
Every time I've used Grok, I've been assured that Elon could singlehandedly fightfight Muhammad Ali because of his superhuman work ethic & South Africa's constant threat of white genocide.
Every time I've used Grok, I've been assured that Elon could singlehandedly fightfight Muhammad Ali because of his superhuman work ethic & South Africa's constant threat of white genocide.
Chesutā-Āsā-sama!
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Chesutā-Āsā-sama!
[CATTO]: “Open Yourr Miiind… Openn Yourrr MiiiiNnnnddddd…”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
[CATTO]: “Open Yourr Miiind… Openn Yourrr MiiiiNnnnddddd…”
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥
I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
It is, in fact, one of the hallmarks of one interesting enough to ask follow-ups about
The older I get the more I understand it’s okay to live a life others don’t understand
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It is, in fact, one of the hallmarks of one interesting enough to ask follow-ups about
As gullible as he is unlikeable & unfunny
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
As gullible as he is unlikeable & unfunny
So, just to be clear... by Act 3 of "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Rumi decides to shatter the standing Honmoon, giving the demons entry to Earth to consume its souls & feed Gwi-Ma.
They the do a whole song and dance about the total dominion the Saja Boys have & everyone's possessed. Earth has fallen.
...
They the do a whole song and dance about the total dominion the Saja Boys have & everyone's possessed. Earth has fallen.
...
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
So, just to be clear... by Act 3 of "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Rumi decides to shatter the standing Honmoon, giving the demons entry to Earth to consume its souls & feed Gwi-Ma.
They the do a whole song and dance about the total dominion the Saja Boys have & everyone's possessed. Earth has fallen.
...
They the do a whole song and dance about the total dominion the Saja Boys have & everyone's possessed. Earth has fallen.
...
make a bond movie casual
Daniel Craig returns as 007 in:
A Little Me-Time
Daniel Craig returns as 007 in:
A Little Me-Time
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
make a bond movie casual
Daniel Craig returns as 007 in:
A Little Me-Time
Daniel Craig returns as 007 in:
A Little Me-Time
Not a gallows spacious enough nor a hell hot enough for these evil fucks.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Not a gallows spacious enough nor a hell hot enough for these evil fucks.
And as for Tiny Tim - who did *NOT* get health insurance...
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
And as for Tiny Tim - who did *NOT* get health insurance...
The Astartes' gene-seed flaws, by Legion:
Blood Angels = Vampirebois
Thousand Sons = Chernobyl Victims
Night Lords = Serial Killers
World Eaters = No Therapist
Space Wolves = Furries
Emperor's Children = Treatlers
Ultramarines = Boringly Competent
etc, etc
Blood Angels = Vampirebois
Thousand Sons = Chernobyl Victims
Night Lords = Serial Killers
World Eaters = No Therapist
Space Wolves = Furries
Emperor's Children = Treatlers
Ultramarines = Boringly Competent
etc, etc
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Astartes' gene-seed flaws, by Legion:
Blood Angels = Vampirebois
Thousand Sons = Chernobyl Victims
Night Lords = Serial Killers
World Eaters = No Therapist
Space Wolves = Furries
Emperor's Children = Treatlers
Ultramarines = Boringly Competent
etc, etc
Blood Angels = Vampirebois
Thousand Sons = Chernobyl Victims
Night Lords = Serial Killers
World Eaters = No Therapist
Space Wolves = Furries
Emperor's Children = Treatlers
Ultramarines = Boringly Competent
etc, etc
This year, remember the true Reason for the Season:
driving out & utterly destroying the demonic Manchu usurpers & eradicating the false gods of Confucianism!!
driving out & utterly destroying the demonic Manchu usurpers & eradicating the false gods of Confucianism!!
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This year, remember the true Reason for the Season:
driving out & utterly destroying the demonic Manchu usurpers & eradicating the false gods of Confucianism!!
driving out & utterly destroying the demonic Manchu usurpers & eradicating the false gods of Confucianism!!
Wait wait, I've heard this one, but it was about fucking a goat...
December 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Wait wait, I've heard this one, but it was about fucking a goat...
<sheepishly> So, it turns out that "wanton piracy on the open seas" is actually rather strongly frowned upon by... several... <shuffles notes> ... *many*.... 3rd parties...
US Seizes Tanker Carrying Chinese Oil… Beijing Not Amused
by Ron Paul and Daniel McAdams
www.antiwar.com/blog/2025/12...
by Ron Paul and Daniel McAdams
www.antiwar.com/blog/2025/12...
Ron Paul: US Seizes Tanker Carrying Chinese Oil... Beijing Not Amused - Antiwar.com Blog
On today’s Ron Paul Liberty Report: The US has seized a third tanker this month carrying oil from Venezuela, and this time it may have grabbed a hot potato: the ship is carrying oil purchased by a Chi...
www.antiwar.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
<sheepishly> So, it turns out that "wanton piracy on the open seas" is actually rather strongly frowned upon by... several... <shuffles notes> ... *many*.... 3rd parties...
And yet, ironically, rarely indeed is the question asked: "Exactly *𝘸𝘩𝘺* now, brown cow?"
Actually, the perennial question is, "How now, brown cow?"
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
And yet, ironically, rarely indeed is the question asked: "Exactly *𝘸𝘩𝘺* now, brown cow?"
SpookProTip: If this is what your "great defense of what Israel is doing" looks like... you've absolutely lost the entire fucking plot.
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
SpookProTip: If this is what your "great defense of what Israel is doing" looks like... you've absolutely lost the entire fucking plot.
Mr. President, Sir, this is your Chief of Communications speaking. All of us here love you talking like that to children while on camera, sir! We hope you record yourself speaking creepily to many more children, everyone will keep thinking you're totally innocent if you keep speaking to the children
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Mr. President, Sir, this is your Chief of Communications speaking. All of us here love you talking like that to children while on camera, sir! We hope you record yourself speaking creepily to many more children, everyone will keep thinking you're totally innocent if you keep speaking to the children
Like presents under the Xmas tree, the soil under one's feet might hold priceless treasures beyond one's most impossible dreams!
Here, I get into one of the most famous surprises to ever come out of the Middle Kingdom's ground: accidental discovery of the legendary The Tomb of Qin Shihuang!
Here, I get into one of the most famous surprises to ever come out of the Middle Kingdom's ground: accidental discovery of the legendary The Tomb of Qin Shihuang!
What is your favorite example of a myth or legend later being discovered to potentially have some truth to it?
www.reddit.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Like presents under the Xmas tree, the soil under one's feet might hold priceless treasures beyond one's most impossible dreams!
Here, I get into one of the most famous surprises to ever come out of the Middle Kingdom's ground: accidental discovery of the legendary The Tomb of Qin Shihuang!
Here, I get into one of the most famous surprises to ever come out of the Middle Kingdom's ground: accidental discovery of the legendary The Tomb of Qin Shihuang!
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
Yeah, no shit.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky appeared to wish Russian President Vladimir Putin dead, saying “May he perish” in a Christmas Eve address.
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Yeah, no shit.
Where my fellow Last Minute Wrappers at?!?!
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Where my fellow Last Minute Wrappers at?!?!
🔴🟢This year, the Great Santa Khan wishes all who humbly beg His peace & submit to his absolute rule a festive Holiday Season, & Merry Pilfering of the Weakling Southron Agriculturalists in this glorious season of conquest!🔴🟢
YALALT!
☃️Тэнгригийн мөнхийн алдар!☃️
🎄榮耀歸於上帝!🎄
YALALT!
☃️Тэнгригийн мөнхийн алдар!☃️
🎄榮耀歸於上帝!🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
🔴🟢This year, the Great Santa Khan wishes all who humbly beg His peace & submit to his absolute rule a festive Holiday Season, & Merry Pilfering of the Weakling Southron Agriculturalists in this glorious season of conquest!🔴🟢
YALALT!
☃️Тэнгригийн мөнхийн алдар!☃️
🎄榮耀歸於上帝!🎄
YALALT!
☃️Тэнгригийн мөнхийн алдар!☃️
🎄榮耀歸於上帝!🎄