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High Priestess, Low Patience
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Antifascist middle-aged mall goth. Lives: Seattle. From: FL/TX/KY/TN (in that order). Book rep: Stacia Decker at DCL; film rep: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA. Contact - Cherie.priest@gmail.com
anyway good night
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
She’s up by about a hundred votes, but some 1700 ballots have been challenged and are in need of curing, so click below to make sure yours was accepted! (And check your voicemails/email spam folders in case you missed a notification.)
Katie’s path to the Mayor’s office depends upon your ballot — and probably your friends’ and coworkers’, too! Track your ballot and fix any issues at the following links! Next, send these links to 10 friends and family to make sure Katie wins. #thisisyourcity
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
AND FOR THE SELF-PROMO TAX: you guys guess what…the rain stoped and the sun came out, holy crap
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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You cannot go wrong with a Cherie Priest novel, and here are some deals!
Who wants some CHEAP BOOK LOOT? Right on, I've got your back - behold: Here's what's newer, older, and super-cheap on promo from around the internet today...starting with IT WAS HER HOUSE FIRST but including GRAVE RESERVATIONS and MORE: www.cheriepriest.com/blog/novembe...
November Deals from around the Internet — The Haunt*
Hello and welcome to Monday (such as it is). Spooky season may have passed, but book deals know no such limitations - so here’s what I found around the web, for your bargain-purchasing and leisure-rea...
www.cheriepriest.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Do yourself a favor if you can and buy one of these. Or two. Hell, buy 'em all.

Cherie Priest is an awesome writer. You can't go wrong!
Who wants some CHEAP BOOK LOOT? Right on, I've got your back - behold: Here's what's newer, older, and super-cheap on promo from around the internet today...starting with IT WAS HER HOUSE FIRST but including GRAVE RESERVATIONS and MORE: www.cheriepriest.com/blog/novembe...
November Deals from around the Internet — The Haunt*
Hello and welcome to Monday (such as it is). Spooky season may have passed, but book deals know no such limitations - so here’s what I found around the web, for your bargain-purchasing and leisure-rea...
www.cheriepriest.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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It Was Her House First is so damn good!
Who wants some CHEAP BOOK LOOT? Right on, I've got your back - behold: Here's what's newer, older, and super-cheap on promo from around the internet today...starting with IT WAS HER HOUSE FIRST but including GRAVE RESERVATIONS and MORE: www.cheriepriest.com/blog/novembe...
November Deals from around the Internet — The Haunt*
Hello and welcome to Monday (such as it is). Spooky season may have passed, but book deals know no such limitations - so here’s what I found around the web, for your bargain-purchasing and leisure-rea...
www.cheriepriest.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am old enough to remember how hard the internet came down on ICP when they asked “Fucking magnets, how do they work?”
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
oh wow, she got him RIGHT in the feels
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I own and have read all of these, and I highly recommend them! I am NOT a big horror fan, so if you really like gore and jump scares and being terrified, some these might too tame for you. Generally, Cherie takes me right to the edge of being entertained without freaking out. YMMV.
Who wants some CHEAP BOOK LOOT? Right on, I've got your back - behold: Here's what's newer, older, and super-cheap on promo from around the internet today...starting with IT WAS HER HOUSE FIRST but including GRAVE RESERVATIONS and MORE: www.cheriepriest.com/blog/novembe...
November Deals from around the Internet — The Haunt*
Hello and welcome to Monday (such as it is). Spooky season may have passed, but book deals know no such limitations - so here’s what I found around the web, for your bargain-purchasing and leisure-rea...
www.cheriepriest.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Who wants some CHEAP BOOK LOOT? Right on, I've got your back - behold: Here's what's newer, older, and super-cheap on promo from around the internet today...starting with IT WAS HER HOUSE FIRST but including GRAVE RESERVATIONS and MORE: www.cheriepriest.com/blog/novembe...
November Deals from around the Internet — The Haunt*
Hello and welcome to Monday (such as it is). Spooky season may have passed, but book deals know no such limitations - so here’s what I found around the web, for your bargain-purchasing and leisure-rea...
www.cheriepriest.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Speaking of #Talamasca - I know a lot of people didn't care for the Mayfair Witches, but did anyone actually *like* it? And can you tell me why? (I'm well aware of IWAV, thanks - this is JUST re: Mayfair et. al.)
you could call this season 2 of Kindred: The Embraced and I wouldn’t bat an eye
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The Morning Monty knew this day would come.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
goooood morning it is cool and very ominously cloudy out there, but even when all the pretty leaves turn brown and the weather turns to shit: Lucy Loved That Walk
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
anyway good night
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
#Talamasca is the most 90s-ass show I’ve seen since the eighties [complimentary]
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The Morning Monty says “it’s bapping time.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
carpe jugulum, Joyce
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the kids are super-fly
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
goooood morning it is and clear and cool, but even when it’s so bright she ought to wear shades, oh yeah: Lucy Loved That Walk
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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While they’re still screwing about with SNAP, it’s a good idea to donate to pet shelters, too.

If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.

apnews.com/article/pets...
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
anyway good night
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
::mwoohahahaha::
Picked up “It Was Her House First” by @cheriepriest.com from an local, recently opened, indie book store. Moved it the top of the to be read pile and am 75 pages in. This might be a read in one sitting kind of book.
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
when I ran the McDonald’s drive-thru as a teenager, a general manager told me I should have the food ready by the time the car pulled up to the second window - and be holding it out, smiling as they approached; my regular manager told us to ignore her, because nobody should do that for $4.15/hr
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
yes, yes: Lucy is likewise enjoying the sun (since it’s nice and cool)
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM