St. Simeon the Ho-Ho-Holy Fool
@simeonthefool.bsky.social
Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.
Discontent creator. Extremely famous celebrity. World’s hindmost authority on Chaos Theology.
DMs =encouraged, RT =endorsement, smelt it = dealt it
Discontent creator. Extremely famous celebrity. World’s hindmost authority on Chaos Theology.
DMs =encouraged, RT =endorsement, smelt it = dealt it
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Pumpkin Spice Epistle To The Colossians
Meet my new bot, @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social, which takes every noun in the English language (119,000 nouns, per WordNet, including proper and compound nouns).... and makes it Pumpkin Spice!
Because, well why not, that's why!
bsky.app/profile/pump...
Because, well why not, that's why!
bsky.app/profile/pump...
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Pumpkin Spice Mysticism
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Pumpkin Spice Mysticism
You could do a tutu tattoo and I could do a tutu tattoo too! Two tutu tattoos.
Can someone please just tell me what tattoo I want? Thanks so much.
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You could do a tutu tattoo and I could do a tutu tattoo too! Two tutu tattoos.
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Alright! Which one of you messed up?! Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?!
December 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Alright! Which one of you messed up?! Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?!
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at least tomorrow’s the first friday of the week
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
at least tomorrow’s the first friday of the week
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Talking Radioheads
Talking Radioheads
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Grateful Dead Kennedys
The Grateful Dead Kennedys
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Lady Goo Goo GaGa Dolls
Lady Goo Goo GaGa Dolls
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Talking Radioheads
Talking Radioheads
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Lady Goo Goo GaGa Dolls
Lady Goo Goo GaGa Dolls
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Steely Dan Eye Span
Steely Dan Eye Span
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Florida-Georgia Line Police
The Florida-Georgia Line Police
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Lady Goo Goo GaGa Dolls
Lady Goo Goo GaGa Dolls
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Christmas In The Emergency Room For The Little Drummer Boy (2005): How can Ebenezer Scrooge get a wedding to a movie star in time for Christmas before they try to save trees?
December 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Christmas In The Emergency Room For The Little Drummer Boy (2005): How can Ebenezer Scrooge get a wedding to a movie star in time for Christmas before they try to save trees?
Y'know, this is one of those sentences that I genuinely never thought of before but makes a little too much sense of everything.
"Hey, you with the violent power fantasies, have you ever considered taking a trip far away to do something reckless that might get you killed? It's what *God* wants!"
"Hey, you with the violent power fantasies, have you ever considered taking a trip far away to do something reckless that might get you killed? It's what *God* wants!"
The funniest part is that the whole point of funding the crusades was to send your potential sources of domestic political instability (loud, violent lunatics) off on a mission where, worst case scenario, they were out of your hair for several years or, best case scenario, they died.
Far-right groups are co-opting the aesthetics of the Crusades for their own objectives, transforming an obsession with feudal justice into a campaign for a White Christian nation.
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Y'know, this is one of those sentences that I genuinely never thought of before but makes a little too much sense of everything.
"Hey, you with the violent power fantasies, have you ever considered taking a trip far away to do something reckless that might get you killed? It's what *God* wants!"
"Hey, you with the violent power fantasies, have you ever considered taking a trip far away to do something reckless that might get you killed? It's what *God* wants!"
Well that’s one way to get spicy
Pumpkin Spice Sexual Activity
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Well that’s one way to get spicy
Well, we did say *every* noun
👀
Pumpkin Spice Sexual Activity
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Well, we did say *every* noun
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me: please don’t judge me
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
me: please don’t judge me
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
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It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
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ME: I mean, ideally *everyone* is writing checks that their ass can’t cash, that should be every check, you’re supposed to cash a check at your bank not from your—
BULLY: I said shut UP
BULLY: I said shut UP
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ME: I mean, ideally *everyone* is writing checks that their ass can’t cash, that should be every check, you’re supposed to cash a check at your bank not from your—
BULLY: I said shut UP
BULLY: I said shut UP
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Kermit The Frog And The Monkey (1934): A matchmaker hears a reluctant noise on the roof. Could it be a girl named Virginia?
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Kermit The Frog And The Monkey (1934): A matchmaker hears a reluctant noise on the roof. Could it be a girl named Virginia?
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As Patron Saint of Puppeteers,* I simply must share this video, which is dedicated to the proposition, “What if we just put Jim Henson and Frank Oz in a room for half an hour and started the camera and asked them to talk to kids about puppets?”
youtu.be/2n9FV2UPMfE?...
*no, really. Look it up.
youtu.be/2n9FV2UPMfE?...
*no, really. Look it up.
Muppet Puppet Plays (1969) (Full Uncut TV Special)
YouTube video by Sam And Friends Remastered
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
As Patron Saint of Puppeteers,* I simply must share this video, which is dedicated to the proposition, “What if we just put Jim Henson and Frank Oz in a room for half an hour and started the camera and asked them to talk to kids about puppets?”
youtu.be/2n9FV2UPMfE?...
*no, really. Look it up.
youtu.be/2n9FV2UPMfE?...
*no, really. Look it up.
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Why is it that tech and AI boosters keep saying "you can't put the genie back in the bottle" when making arguments about AI's supposed inevitable dominance? Did they not read the story? The genie does, indeed, go back in the bottle. Maybe we should start there.
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why is it that tech and AI boosters keep saying "you can't put the genie back in the bottle" when making arguments about AI's supposed inevitable dominance? Did they not read the story? The genie does, indeed, go back in the bottle. Maybe we should start there.
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If you haven’t read these and you’re a Tolkien fan, you are in for a treat.
Making my way through LORD OF THE RINGS for the first time and I will admit to being charmed by how Tolkien goes out of his way to explain why the hobbits have tobacco but says nothing about why there's fireworks but no cannons.
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you haven’t read these and you’re a Tolkien fan, you are in for a treat.
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"if you want it more prophetic" has me laughing harder than I thought
IF
IF YOU
IF YOU WA
IF YOU WANT IT MORE PROPHETIC
Please forward all my letters to glory I am deceased
IF YOU
IF YOU WA
IF YOU WANT IT MORE PROPHETIC
Please forward all my letters to glory I am deceased
sean feucht accidentally left the chatgpt prompts at the end of his post lmao
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"if you want it more prophetic" has me laughing harder than I thought
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Pumpkin Spice Ludwig Josef Johan Wittgenstein
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pumpkin Spice Ludwig Josef Johan Wittgenstein
Could YOU be tricked by online misinformation, fake facts, or trolling? Take this simple quiz to find out!
QUESTION 1:
Is the word “Gullible” currently written on your ceiling?
⚪️ Yes
⚪️ No
⚪️ Maybe so
⚪️ Wait, what?
QUESTION 1:
Is the word “Gullible” currently written on your ceiling?
⚪️ Yes
⚪️ No
⚪️ Maybe so
⚪️ Wait, what?
December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Could YOU be tricked by online misinformation, fake facts, or trolling? Take this simple quiz to find out!
QUESTION 1:
Is the word “Gullible” currently written on your ceiling?
⚪️ Yes
⚪️ No
⚪️ Maybe so
⚪️ Wait, what?
QUESTION 1:
Is the word “Gullible” currently written on your ceiling?
⚪️ Yes
⚪️ No
⚪️ Maybe so
⚪️ Wait, what?
IF
IF YOU
IF YOU WA
IF YOU WANT IT MORE PROPHETIC
Please forward all my letters to glory I am deceased
IF YOU
IF YOU WA
IF YOU WANT IT MORE PROPHETIC
Please forward all my letters to glory I am deceased
sean feucht accidentally left the chatgpt prompts at the end of his post lmao
December 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
IF
IF YOU
IF YOU WA
IF YOU WANT IT MORE PROPHETIC
Please forward all my letters to glory I am deceased
IF YOU
IF YOU WA
IF YOU WANT IT MORE PROPHETIC
Please forward all my letters to glory I am deceased
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“…all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US, GÄVLEBOCK!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Neigh.’”
December 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“…all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US, GÄVLEBOCK!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Neigh.’”
It is December 1966. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
It is December 1983. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
It is December 2025. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
It is December 1983. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
It is December 2025. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It is December 1966. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
It is December 1983. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
It is December 2025. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
It is December 1983. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
It is December 2025. I am in Gävle. The Gävlebock has just met an unfortunate demise.
If you want to know the true measure of a man, ask his tailor
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you want to know the true measure of a man, ask his tailor