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Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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Reflections on my cunt
pets
melancholy
and the way the world smells



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Wondering if I could crawl into my own womb like some kind of Cronenberg armadillo and roll away to the sea
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I'm really glad they are taking a stand here, as there are far too many homicides being committed using ... *checks notes* ... woodchippers
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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chocolate starfish
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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bugs bunny thinks everybody is a licensed physician
September 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I really like you just not that way
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Just had a shower and unbeknownst to me a set of numerical codes,a miniature bottle of Chivas , and a flashlight fell out of my vagina
The flashlight works too
Not only does it light up it plays a song that goes something like this
Release the goddamn files already
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Late October Reveal
Not Going Quietly
Minnesota Fall
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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You can’t say anything anymore without offending someone.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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I find Beavis and Butthead entirely too relatable. It's like I know that I am them, underneath all the accretions of civilization.
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Mind-blowingly rare first editions of esoteric books that I got to hold yesterday (courtesy of Justin Sledge), #5 of 5:

Agrippa’s “Three Books of Occult Philosophy” (Cologne, 1533), the granddaddy of occultism and ritual magic.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Blue lemons. My print shop is now open for the next 72 hours with 3 limited edition prints. I only open my print shop once a year. #oilpainting #art
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Homemade kimche
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Roots Are Important
Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore
Lake Superior Michigan
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know potatoes.”

-Platato
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I wouldn’t even care if taco tits gave bill a tug and suck
seriously consenting adults etc etc etc except this mother fucker and his gang of soulless meat suits are destroying the gd world aaaaasnnnnnnd many of the 1% and wannabes have a thing for minors so yeah never stop talking about it
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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STM maintenance workers strike suspended, normal service resuming today
STM maintenance workers strike suspended, normal service resuming today
The STM strike that's been in effect since Nov. 2 has been suspended, with normal service resuming gradually today as of 6:15 a.m.
cultmtl.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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You bet men can have daughters and still say that shit
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Feeling unsupported by all major platforms with no planned updates.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Make our own urban legend together and chill.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM