Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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From now on I will respond to all questions asked to me by my neighbour,
with a groan tube
with a groan tube
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
From now on I will respond to all questions asked to me by my neighbour,
with a groan tube
with a groan tube
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reverse cow girl so I can fart on your Valentine
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
reverse cow girl so I can fart on your Valentine
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there are two wolves inside of me and they’re both farting on your Valentine
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
there are two wolves inside of me and they’re both farting on your Valentine
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farting on your Valentine (seductively)
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
farting on your Valentine (seductively)
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brb, starting a new career as an advice columnist
Truly adore this response (and the whole situation)
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
brb, starting a new career as an advice columnist
I retired early and it sure is nice not to have to hold my farts in all day
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I retired early and it sure is nice not to have to hold my farts in all day
I’ve been thinking maybe someone needs a dog walker in my neighborhood
I want to put an announcement up at the pharmacy
Crazy lady seeks dog to walk to accompany her on adventures
help her write shitposts
and to bark at joggers
I want to put an announcement up at the pharmacy
Crazy lady seeks dog to walk to accompany her on adventures
help her write shitposts
and to bark at joggers
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I’ve been thinking maybe someone needs a dog walker in my neighborhood
I want to put an announcement up at the pharmacy
Crazy lady seeks dog to walk to accompany her on adventures
help her write shitposts
and to bark at joggers
I want to put an announcement up at the pharmacy
Crazy lady seeks dog to walk to accompany her on adventures
help her write shitposts
and to bark at joggers
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Good morning, from the shores of Lake Washington at Magnuson Park. Have a great day!
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Good morning, from the shores of Lake Washington at Magnuson Park. Have a great day!
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Fanfuckingtastic.
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Fanfuckingtastic.
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Morning all. It’s a feeding frenzy!! Enjoy the Day 🌞
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Morning all. It’s a feeding frenzy!! Enjoy the Day 🌞
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Reveres cowgirl because she’s dyslexic
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Reveres cowgirl because she’s dyslexic
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I broke up with a woman recently and she was very angry and told me that I was going to die sad and alone and the cats would eat me before anyone found me. So now I've got to get cats, apparently. 😒
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I broke up with a woman recently and she was very angry and told me that I was going to die sad and alone and the cats would eat me before anyone found me. So now I've got to get cats, apparently. 😒
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Flowers? You mean you want me to slowly kill something pretty for you?
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Flowers? You mean you want me to slowly kill something pretty for you?
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February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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I store all my drafts* in the cloud.
*farts
*farts
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I store all my drafts* in the cloud.
*farts
*farts
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Memory is a blender, and I’m making margaritas.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Memory is a blender, and I’m making margaritas.
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Story time 🧵
I've just been for a free dinner in my local Indian/Pakistani restaurant.
Great place. It deserves to be packed every night because the food is exceptional, but the owner has been struggling to get enough diners in.
I've just been for a free dinner in my local Indian/Pakistani restaurant.
Great place. It deserves to be packed every night because the food is exceptional, but the owner has been struggling to get enough diners in.
February 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Story time 🧵
I've just been for a free dinner in my local Indian/Pakistani restaurant.
Great place. It deserves to be packed every night because the food is exceptional, but the owner has been struggling to get enough diners in.
I've just been for a free dinner in my local Indian/Pakistani restaurant.
Great place. It deserves to be packed every night because the food is exceptional, but the owner has been struggling to get enough diners in.
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my wall calendar arrives today. i’ll finally be able to remember all my appointments and see life passing me by in a large print month by month format.
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
my wall calendar arrives today. i’ll finally be able to remember all my appointments and see life passing me by in a large print month by month format.
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Farewell Bud Cort. We all fell in love with you as Harold Parker Chasen, banjo player in ‘Harold and Maude’.
Such a perfect ending… playing the banjo and dancing away to Cat Steven's "If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out". 🎶
Such a perfect ending… playing the banjo and dancing away to Cat Steven's "If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out". 🎶
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Farewell Bud Cort. We all fell in love with you as Harold Parker Chasen, banjo player in ‘Harold and Maude’.
Such a perfect ending… playing the banjo and dancing away to Cat Steven's "If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out". 🎶
Such a perfect ending… playing the banjo and dancing away to Cat Steven's "If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out". 🎶
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“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
I’d learn to square dance if I thought it would help
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I’d learn to square dance if I thought it would help
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February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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You can follow me for dogs pics, that’s fine but just know it’s 90 percent two boys kissing 10 percent dog pics
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can follow me for dogs pics, that’s fine but just know it’s 90 percent two boys kissing 10 percent dog pics