Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq
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Leaving the crying emoji with profanity on skirckles I’m not in
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I don’t mind being handed lemons but don’t hand me persimmons. I don’t want your persimmons. Nobody wants your persimmons.
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I don’t mind being handed lemons but don’t hand me persimmons. I don’t want your persimmons. Nobody wants your persimmons.
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Q: What’s it called when you arrange your oranges
A: orranging
A: orranging
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Q: What’s it called when you arrange your oranges
A: orranging
A: orranging
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super butthole Sunday
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
super butthole Sunday
Colossal
Ginormous
Mega
Monstrous
Gigantic
Angry
Hungry
Drunk
Words I never want to hear describing a spider
Ginormous
Mega
Monstrous
Gigantic
Angry
Hungry
Drunk
Words I never want to hear describing a spider
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Colossal
Ginormous
Mega
Monstrous
Gigantic
Angry
Hungry
Drunk
Words I never want to hear describing a spider
Ginormous
Mega
Monstrous
Gigantic
Angry
Hungry
Drunk
Words I never want to hear describing a spider
Me: Girth rhymes with solar flares
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Me: Girth rhymes with solar flares
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
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Cappuccino and scone and chill?
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Cappuccino and scone and chill?
Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
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Milky Way In Black Opal
16”x16” oil on canvas
16”x16” oil on canvas
February 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Milky Way In Black Opal
16”x16” oil on canvas
16”x16” oil on canvas
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Not my pic, came across this by Sens photography
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Not my pic, came across this by Sens photography
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Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the Bluesky Discover feed loves food posts.
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the Bluesky Discover feed loves food posts.
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Thinking about how the first person to play "got your nose" probably got drowned as a witch
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thinking about how the first person to play "got your nose" probably got drowned as a witch
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pollen should be illegal
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
pollen should be illegal
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I’m boycotting the Super Bowl because it’s featuring people playing football.
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I’m boycotting the Super Bowl because it’s featuring people playing football.
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Monster waves at 4 this morning, the pictures don’t do it any justice. Brilliant. 👌
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Monster waves at 4 this morning, the pictures don’t do it any justice. Brilliant. 👌
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February 8, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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why doesn’t anyone talk about Sundae Sundays
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
why doesn’t anyone talk about Sundae Sundays
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To make good corporate video, first release yourself from the conceit that anyone will watch it
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
To make good corporate video, first release yourself from the conceit that anyone will watch it
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JD Vance ruins everything
American star Alysa Liu overcame a delay en route to the Milano Skating Arena caused by Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade and finished second in the women’s short program at the Olympics team event.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
Nothing could stop the U.S. figure skating team. Not even JD Vance’s motorcade.
Alysa Liu and world champion dance team of Madison Chock and Evan Bates have the Americans leading the team event after day one.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
JD Vance ruins everything
Them: What has surprised you about life
Me: That most stupid bitches are just men with daddy issues
Me: That most stupid bitches are just men with daddy issues
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Them: What has surprised you about life
Me: That most stupid bitches are just men with daddy issues
Me: That most stupid bitches are just men with daddy issues
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I-90 east of Seattle
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I-90 east of Seattle
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February 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:47 AM