Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Leaving the crying emoji with profanity on skirckles I’m not in
Everyone’s favourite Valentine’s Day short story
Brie and Her Heart Shaped Bush
Brie and Her Heart Shaped Bush
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Everyone’s favourite Valentine’s Day short story
Brie and Her Heart Shaped Bush
Brie and Her Heart Shaped Bush
Don’t confuse love with accepting people’s bullshit
Like ever
Like ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Don’t confuse love with accepting people’s bullshit
Like ever
Like ever
Watching taco tits scream as he shits his pants and
trips into bed in his room filled with inflatable dolls and vance in the corner fucking a couch while miller pulls the wings off a fly and eats them as he falls to his knees begging god to protect him from the awful libs
trips into bed in his room filled with inflatable dolls and vance in the corner fucking a couch while miller pulls the wings off a fly and eats them as he falls to his knees begging god to protect him from the awful libs
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Watching taco tits scream as he shits his pants and
trips into bed in his room filled with inflatable dolls and vance in the corner fucking a couch while miller pulls the wings off a fly and eats them as he falls to his knees begging god to protect him from the awful libs
trips into bed in his room filled with inflatable dolls and vance in the corner fucking a couch while miller pulls the wings off a fly and eats them as he falls to his knees begging god to protect him from the awful libs
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My amaryllis on my kitchen window - looking good! #flowers #amaryllis
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
My amaryllis on my kitchen window - looking good! #flowers #amaryllis
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two kinds of patriot lost today
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
two kinds of patriot lost today
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🤖 image processing for #JWST 🔭 data (J1333+6246-BACKGROUND). RGB Filters: 1130, 1000, 770
PI: Flury, Sophia R, program 05554. CRVAL: 203.262765, 62.773035
Credits: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI.
PI: Flury, Sophia R, program 05554. CRVAL: 203.262765, 62.773035
Credits: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI.
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
🤖 image processing for #JWST 🔭 data (J1333+6246-BACKGROUND). RGB Filters: 1130, 1000, 770
PI: Flury, Sophia R, program 05554. CRVAL: 203.262765, 62.773035
Credits: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI.
PI: Flury, Sophia R, program 05554. CRVAL: 203.262765, 62.773035
Credits: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI.
At some point you’re going to need to acknowledged you’ve been owned and cut your losses
Everyone to the conservatives
Everyone to the conservatives
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
At some point you’re going to need to acknowledged you’ve been owned and cut your losses
Everyone to the conservatives
Everyone to the conservatives
Putting ‘devil’ in front of everything I say because I don’t care
Taking a devil shower
Just had a devil shit
Don’t forget to lock the devil door
Pass me the devil salt
Taking a devil shower
Just had a devil shit
Don’t forget to lock the devil door
Pass me the devil salt
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Putting ‘devil’ in front of everything I say because I don’t care
Taking a devil shower
Just had a devil shit
Don’t forget to lock the devil door
Pass me the devil salt
Taking a devil shower
Just had a devil shit
Don’t forget to lock the devil door
Pass me the devil salt
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All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA
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I don’t mind being handed lemons but don’t hand me persimmons. I don’t want your persimmons. Nobody wants your persimmons.
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I don’t mind being handed lemons but don’t hand me persimmons. I don’t want your persimmons. Nobody wants your persimmons.
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Q: What’s it called when you arrange your oranges
A: orranging
A: orranging
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Q: What’s it called when you arrange your oranges
A: orranging
A: orranging
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super butthole Sunday
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
super butthole Sunday
Colossal
Ginormous
Mega
Monstrous
Gigantic
Angry
Hungry
Drunk
Words I never want to hear describing a spider
Ginormous
Mega
Monstrous
Gigantic
Angry
Hungry
Drunk
Words I never want to hear describing a spider
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Colossal
Ginormous
Mega
Monstrous
Gigantic
Angry
Hungry
Drunk
Words I never want to hear describing a spider
Ginormous
Mega
Monstrous
Gigantic
Angry
Hungry
Drunk
Words I never want to hear describing a spider
Me: Girth rhymes with solar flares
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Me: Girth rhymes with solar flares
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
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Cappuccino and scone and chill?
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Cappuccino and scone and chill?
Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Asking Chat GPT what I can do about saggy tits
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
It suggested duct tape and prayer then laughed
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Milky Way In Black Opal
16”x16” oil on canvas
16”x16” oil on canvas
February 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Milky Way In Black Opal
16”x16” oil on canvas
16”x16” oil on canvas
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Not my pic, came across this by Sens photography
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Not my pic, came across this by Sens photography
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Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the Bluesky Discover feed loves food posts.
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the Bluesky Discover feed loves food posts.
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Thinking about how the first person to play "got your nose" probably got drowned as a witch
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thinking about how the first person to play "got your nose" probably got drowned as a witch
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pollen should be illegal
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
pollen should be illegal
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I’m boycotting the Super Bowl because it’s featuring people playing football.
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I’m boycotting the Super Bowl because it’s featuring people playing football.
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Monster waves at 4 this morning, the pictures don’t do it any justice. Brilliant. 👌
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Monster waves at 4 this morning, the pictures don’t do it any justice. Brilliant. 👌