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5 of The Barkley Marathon , the Fun Run except it’s me navigating my apartment
in the dark
with a cat that follows me everywhere and will eventually be the reason I break something
5 of The Barkley Marathon , the Fun Run except it’s me navigating my apartment
in the dark
with a cat that follows me everywhere and will eventually be the reason I break something
cat: i’m escaping!!
cat: i’m escaping!!
Stop buying shit
Stop buying shit
mine
Mine
MINE
mine
Mine
MINE
I find it hilarious that they reacted that way
Know that they do not in fact find it hilarious and they might be a little problematic
I find it hilarious that they reacted that way
Know that they do not in fact find it hilarious and they might be a little problematic
Me: Politicians, and fitted sheets
Me: Politicians, and fitted sheets
I think I could eat chilaquiles several times a week
Listening to FJM’s Pure Comedy
I think I could eat chilaquiles several times a week
Listening to FJM’s Pure Comedy
For every dream of you and me
I'd buy myself a rocket (rocket)
And shoot into your galaxy
There wouldn't be no parts unknown
I'd search every uncharted zone
And when it's time to come back home
I'll send ya my antenna
Is pointed at
My cosmic love
youtu.be/EQTpOkmL8Wk?...
For every dream of you and me
I'd buy myself a rocket (rocket)
And shoot into your galaxy
There wouldn't be no parts unknown
I'd search every uncharted zone
And when it's time to come back home
I'll send ya my antenna
Is pointed at
My cosmic love
youtu.be/EQTpOkmL8Wk?...
and a record player and we’ll be close to the sea
and a record player and we’ll be close to the sea
Muscles and joints
Aching to be massaged but if I was I would scream and cry from the contact
I got the Shingrix booster yesterday which I paid for so I’m hurting twice and this bitch has been owned
Muscles and joints
Aching to be massaged but if I was I would scream and cry from the contact
I got the Shingrix booster yesterday which I paid for so I’m hurting twice and this bitch has been owned
hope it doesnt fart on me
hope it doesnt fart on me
Craving Fairmount bagels
Craving Fairmount bagels
Now my arm really hurts and I started crying over that panda who broke it’s leg then went into a depression
Same little buddy, same
I need a heated weighted blanket and some Xanax
Now my arm really hurts and I started crying over that panda who broke it’s leg then went into a depression
Same little buddy, same
I need a heated weighted blanket and some Xanax