Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Dubai actually gives me creeps
Like an abandoned asylum except it’s not abandoned and all the ghosts are wearing designer clothes and their teeth glow
Like an abandoned asylum except it’s not abandoned and all the ghosts are wearing designer clothes and their teeth glow
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Dubai actually gives me creeps
Like an abandoned asylum except it’s not abandoned and all the ghosts are wearing designer clothes and their teeth glow
Like an abandoned asylum except it’s not abandoned and all the ghosts are wearing designer clothes and their teeth glow
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February 15, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Happy Valentine's Day
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A place you eat pizza turnovers
A callzone
It’s o k if you block me I haven’t spoken to my family in years
A callzone
It’s o k if you block me I haven’t spoken to my family in years
February 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
A place you eat pizza turnovers
A callzone
It’s o k if you block me I haven’t spoken to my family in years
A callzone
It’s o k if you block me I haven’t spoken to my family in years
Under eye bags are trending for this year
Lifts chin dramatically
Throws scarf back with flair
I have fucking arrived
Lifts chin dramatically
Throws scarf back with flair
I have fucking arrived
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Under eye bags are trending for this year
Lifts chin dramatically
Throws scarf back with flair
I have fucking arrived
Lifts chin dramatically
Throws scarf back with flair
I have fucking arrived
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February 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Only 257 days until Halloween
February 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Only 257 days until Halloween
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I think we all need to go take a nap…
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I think we all need to go take a nap…
I had a Mandy’s salad for lunch and I’m disappointed about the scar where they took my kidney and the salad itself
February 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I had a Mandy’s salad for lunch and I’m disappointed about the scar where they took my kidney and the salad itself
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only the weirds will survive
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
only the weirds will survive
I’m surprised no one is talking about the new Muppet Show or pizza
February 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I’m surprised no one is talking about the new Muppet Show or pizza
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Although the wind
blows terribly here,
the moonlight also leaks
through the roof planks
of this ruined house.
Izumi Skikubu
Ink Dark Moon
blows terribly here,
the moonlight also leaks
through the roof planks
of this ruined house.
Izumi Skikubu
Ink Dark Moon
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Although the wind
blows terribly here,
the moonlight also leaks
through the roof planks
of this ruined house.
Izumi Skikubu
Ink Dark Moon
blows terribly here,
the moonlight also leaks
through the roof planks
of this ruined house.
Izumi Skikubu
Ink Dark Moon
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February 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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call me a crazy bitch but i think it’s a good thing that people are outraged over illegal and immoral behavior
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
call me a crazy bitch but i think it’s a good thing that people are outraged over illegal and immoral behavior
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Hit me
Hit me
Hit me with your laser beams!
Hit me
Hit me with your laser beams!
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Hit me
Hit me
Hit me with your laser beams!
Hit me
Hit me with your laser beams!
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I'm in a long-term relationship, 30-year-fixed at 5.3% APR
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I'm in a long-term relationship, 30-year-fixed at 5.3% APR
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I took my 12 year old out for brunch and asked if there was anything he wanted to talk about.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I took my 12 year old out for brunch and asked if there was anything he wanted to talk about.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
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I took everyone’s advice and ate the rich. They tasted like saddle leather and unpaid taxes.
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I took everyone’s advice and ate the rich. They tasted like saddle leather and unpaid taxes.
I’m not a fan of zoos and even less of marine lands
That said people are paid to walk wombats and penguins
and I’m pretty sure they are not crying in the shower every morning before they go to work
That said people are paid to walk wombats and penguins
and I’m pretty sure they are not crying in the shower every morning before they go to work
February 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I’m not a fan of zoos and even less of marine lands
That said people are paid to walk wombats and penguins
and I’m pretty sure they are not crying in the shower every morning before they go to work
That said people are paid to walk wombats and penguins
and I’m pretty sure they are not crying in the shower every morning before they go to work
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Members of the Fat Fingers Society . . . UNTIE!
February 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Members of the Fat Fingers Society . . . UNTIE!
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Getting a little burnt out on the Olympics when do the Ozempics start up again
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Getting a little burnt out on the Olympics when do the Ozempics start up again
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Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.