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Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam






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Got a booster today
Now my arm really hurts and I started crying over that panda who broke it’s leg then went into a depression
Same little buddy, same
I need a heated weighted blanket and some Xanax
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
My toxic trait is thinking I only have one
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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what we carry often changes
the world's geometry
illness grief caregiving

the map folds inward
time grows sharp
holds what can be endured

in lightness horizons widen
yes comes easily
futures scanned w/o fear

yet, even in smaller worlds
a laugh in a hospital room
a luminosity—
unknown in lightness
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Multnomah Falls just east of Portland Oregon.
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Omg only two more days until chocolate and pharmacy bouquets are half off
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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Morning.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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every day i think about quitting my job and doing something where i get to read instead which is hilarious bc i‘m a librarian
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Now that I am back home I ain't going anywhere anymore. I think my drug afforded me 4 hours snoozing. And I am used to (these days) to like 7 or 8. I am bushed.

What kinda footwear you sporting for a walk in all that snow?
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Them: Where have you been

Me: Walking across the Great Wall of China while maladaptive daydreaming to a soundtrack of bagpipes
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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Partially blue skies over Felton, California
February 12th 2026 (12:00 noon)
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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I miss andy our bathroom spider
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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👀 👀
February 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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I took two fairly terrible pictures but I think I’ll call it Stevie.
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
From now on I will respond to all questions asked to me by my neighbour,
with a groan tube
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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😁
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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reverse cow girl so I can fart on your Valentine
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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there are two wolves inside of me and they’re both farting on your Valentine
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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farting on your Valentine (seductively)
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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brb, starting a new career as an advice columnist
Truly adore this response (and the whole situation)
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I retired early and it sure is nice not to have to hold my farts in all day
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I’ve been thinking maybe someone needs a dog walker in my neighborhood
I want to put an announcement up at the pharmacy
Crazy lady seeks dog to walk to accompany her on adventures
help her write shitposts
and to bark at joggers
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Good morning, from the shores of Lake Washington at Magnuson Park. Have a great day!
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Fanfuckingtastic.
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM