Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Leaving the crying emoji with profanity on skirckles I’m not in
February 6th only nine more days until discount chocolates and flowers
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
February 6th only nine more days until discount chocolates and flowers
Them: I’m going out, do you need anything
Me: Name brand pastel Post Its and a fancy pen
Me: Name brand pastel Post Its and a fancy pen
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Them: I’m going out, do you need anything
Me: Name brand pastel Post Its and a fancy pen
Me: Name brand pastel Post Its and a fancy pen
Them: Omg today had to have been the worst day
The café was out of vanilla syrup and it took me ten minutes more idling in traffic to get home
Me: I once had diagnosed influenza and my period at the same time but please, do go on
The café was out of vanilla syrup and it took me ten minutes more idling in traffic to get home
Me: I once had diagnosed influenza and my period at the same time but please, do go on
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Them: Omg today had to have been the worst day
The café was out of vanilla syrup and it took me ten minutes more idling in traffic to get home
Me: I once had diagnosed influenza and my period at the same time but please, do go on
The café was out of vanilla syrup and it took me ten minutes more idling in traffic to get home
Me: I once had diagnosed influenza and my period at the same time but please, do go on
Not a fan of silica packets in the packaging of my food
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Not a fan of silica packets in the packaging of my food
Anyone else put their underwear on inside out today
Yeah me neither
Yeah me neither
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Anyone else put their underwear on inside out today
Yeah me neither
Yeah me neither
Loot that drops after defeating me
Lip balms , so many lip balms
Paper receipts from Costco and The Bay
A full bottle of expired Tylenol
An empty bottle of Xanax which expires in 2028
Two sticks of petrified gum , Juicy Fruit
An analog Nokia with happy face stickers
Lip balms , so many lip balms
Paper receipts from Costco and The Bay
A full bottle of expired Tylenol
An empty bottle of Xanax which expires in 2028
Two sticks of petrified gum , Juicy Fruit
An analog Nokia with happy face stickers
Loot that drops after defeating me:
* An empty moth eaten wallet, with a picture of Arlo in it
*A crusty sock
*A lead miniature from the 80s
* A measuring tape
* Three six sided dice
* A jar of salsa
* An empty moth eaten wallet, with a picture of Arlo in it
*A crusty sock
*A lead miniature from the 80s
* A measuring tape
* Three six sided dice
* A jar of salsa
Loot that drops after defeating me:
* Ridiculously large stack of books
* Assorted seed packets
* Three cat toys
* Some pretty rocks
* “Magic” ointment (it’s for underboob heat rash)
* Loose papers w/both spells & recipes
* Cat fur. So much cat fur.
* Ridiculously large stack of books
* Assorted seed packets
* Three cat toys
* Some pretty rocks
* “Magic” ointment (it’s for underboob heat rash)
* Loose papers w/both spells & recipes
* Cat fur. So much cat fur.
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me
Lip balms , so many lip balms
Paper receipts from Costco and The Bay
A full bottle of expired Tylenol
An empty bottle of Xanax which expires in 2028
Two sticks of petrified gum , Juicy Fruit
An analog Nokia with happy face stickers
Lip balms , so many lip balms
Paper receipts from Costco and The Bay
A full bottle of expired Tylenol
An empty bottle of Xanax which expires in 2028
Two sticks of petrified gum , Juicy Fruit
An analog Nokia with happy face stickers
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I hate when people post a fun question then turn off comments before I can provide a hot take.
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I hate when people post a fun question then turn off comments before I can provide a hot take.
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A lone bird near the pier, stripped down to shape and posture against a simple background. Coastal stillness, held in place for a moment.
If scenes like this slow you down, sharing it helps it travel.
#Photography #ScottKissPhoto
If scenes like this slow you down, sharing it helps it travel.
#Photography #ScottKissPhoto
February 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
A lone bird near the pier, stripped down to shape and posture against a simple background. Coastal stillness, held in place for a moment.
If scenes like this slow you down, sharing it helps it travel.
#Photography #ScottKissPhoto
If scenes like this slow you down, sharing it helps it travel.
#Photography #ScottKissPhoto
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February 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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donating a pier (giving berth)
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
donating a pier (giving berth)
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Check out this gem of a breakup text a friend of mine reposted.
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Check out this gem of a breakup text a friend of mine reposted.
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Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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OH PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE!!!
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!!
This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!!
This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
OH PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE!!!
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!!
This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!!
This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲
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Walking through the forest, I even found stone stairs that someone had the idea to put up.🌳🌳🌿
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Walking through the forest, I even found stone stairs that someone had the idea to put up.🌳🌳🌿
Them: Why the matches?
Me: I burn bridges
Me: I burn bridges
February 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Them: Why the matches?
Me: I burn bridges
Me: I burn bridges
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Trenton Falls, NY
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Trenton Falls, NY
Them: What has surprised you about adulthood
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Them: What has surprised you about adulthood
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
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Long ago, in a time before everyone was tired of everything
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Long ago, in a time before everyone was tired of everything
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butter can be a lipstick no one can stop you
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
butter can be a lipstick no one can stop you
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!!!!!*** SUPPORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!!!
#FF @dnschmidt.com
For just €9 and €11 these 2 marvelously funny laugh a minute books were mine. What is stopping you from doing the same? Helping Grama across the street? Bringing the cart back to the store?
Do score a copy! Be #Nike and Just. Do. IT!!!!!!!
#FF @dnschmidt.com
For just €9 and €11 these 2 marvelously funny laugh a minute books were mine. What is stopping you from doing the same? Helping Grama across the street? Bringing the cart back to the store?
Do score a copy! Be #Nike and Just. Do. IT!!!!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 AM
!!!!!*** SUPPORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!!!
#FF @dnschmidt.com
For just €9 and €11 these 2 marvelously funny laugh a minute books were mine. What is stopping you from doing the same? Helping Grama across the street? Bringing the cart back to the store?
Do score a copy! Be #Nike and Just. Do. IT!!!!!!!
#FF @dnschmidt.com
For just €9 and €11 these 2 marvelously funny laugh a minute books were mine. What is stopping you from doing the same? Helping Grama across the street? Bringing the cart back to the store?
Do score a copy! Be #Nike and Just. Do. IT!!!!!!!
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you ever just put your leftovers in a wrap and realise its actually the peak way to have that meal?
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
you ever just put your leftovers in a wrap and realise its actually the peak way to have that meal?