Coach
@coachmark25.bsky.social
Woof Crew Dad
I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.
Progressive
Boops welcomed.
Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.
Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.
Progressive
Boops welcomed.
Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.
Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
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#Jokesters
If I give my dust bunny names, can I declare them as tax deductions?
If I give my dust bunny names, can I declare them as tax deductions?
a stuffed animal with an orange nose is sitting on a table
ALT: a stuffed animal with an orange nose is sitting on a table
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
#Jokesters
If I give my dust bunny names, can I declare them as tax deductions?
If I give my dust bunny names, can I declare them as tax deductions?
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#jokesters
I once asked the fitness instructor to teach me how to do a split, he asked "how flexible are you", I said "I can't make it on Tuesdays"....
I once asked the fitness instructor to teach me how to do a split, he asked "how flexible are you", I said "I can't make it on Tuesdays"....
a person with pink hair is playing drums with a brick wall in the background
ALT: a person with pink hair is playing drums with a brick wall in the background
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
#jokesters
I once asked the fitness instructor to teach me how to do a split, he asked "how flexible are you", I said "I can't make it on Tuesdays"....
I once asked the fitness instructor to teach me how to do a split, he asked "how flexible are you", I said "I can't make it on Tuesdays"....
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Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
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November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
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finding hope in wounded spaces
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
finding hope in wounded spaces
This dog is wicked cool
Meet your new best friend, Finnian, located in College Grove, TN.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/finnian-78842999/tn/college-grove/rural-animal-rescue-effort-rare-tn819/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/finnian-78842999/tn/college-grove/rural-animal-rescue-effort-rare-tn819/
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This dog is wicked cool
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The best kind of D is Direct Deposit
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The best kind of D is Direct Deposit
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Show me your dogs.
Let them out.
(Please.)
(& thank you.)
Let them out.
(Please.)
(& thank you.)
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Show me your dogs.
Let them out.
(Please.)
(& thank you.)
Let them out.
(Please.)
(& thank you.)
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I HAVE to share this with you! I’m at the office and working with tech to fix my desk phone. You’ll never guess what they set my pin for…
#jokesters
#jokesters
a man in a suit singing into a microphone with the number 867-5309 above him
ALT: a man in a suit singing into a microphone with the number 867-5309 above him
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I HAVE to share this with you! I’m at the office and working with tech to fix my desk phone. You’ll never guess what they set my pin for…
#jokesters
#jokesters
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Me running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Me running away from my problems
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today my phone doesn’t recognize me
and i completely understand that
and i completely understand that
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
today my phone doesn’t recognize me
and i completely understand that
and i completely understand that
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From now on american men will be known as cheap domestic brand males
Well, I have been completely off most of my life, and I am a cheap domestic brand.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
From now on american men will be known as cheap domestic brand males
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The greatest pain we carry isn't visible by our scars, but hidden deep in hearts, an open wound that festers until we die. The way we receive such a wound varies, but mine is buried six feet under along with my heart.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The greatest pain we carry isn't visible by our scars, but hidden deep in hearts, an open wound that festers until we die. The way we receive such a wound varies, but mine is buried six feet under along with my heart.
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*during a sales demo*
Them: Let’s circle back
Me: brother, we haven’t even circled forward
Them: Let’s circle back
Me: brother, we haven’t even circled forward
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
*during a sales demo*
Them: Let’s circle back
Me: brother, we haven’t even circled forward
Them: Let’s circle back
Me: brother, we haven’t even circled forward
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Me as a Bluesky therapist: omg girl same
Me as a Bluesky therapist: let's unpack that in the comments a little bit
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist: omg girl same
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I have to go to the gym because I sit too much (uses all of the sitting machines)
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have to go to the gym because I sit too much (uses all of the sitting machines)
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gracing me with his presence❤️
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
gracing me with his presence❤️
Did anyone watch Death by Lightning on Netflix? If so, what did you think of the four-part mini-series. I enjoyed it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Did anyone watch Death by Lightning on Netflix? If so, what did you think of the four-part mini-series. I enjoyed it.
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*first day as a drug dealer*
using any coupons today?
using any coupons today?
*First day as a drug dealer*: " condiments are on the table over there"
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
*first day as a drug dealer*
using any coupons today?
using any coupons today?
Cover My Eyes (Pain and Heaven)
YouTube video by Marillion - Topic
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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My throwback Thursday is a tip of the hat to Electric Light Orchestra -
A couple of them oldies.
youtu.be/e6LQz0irkpk?...
A couple of them oldies.
youtu.be/e6LQz0irkpk?...
ELO - Can't Get It Out of My Head (new 2021)
YouTube video by Andrey StetS
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My throwback Thursday is a tip of the hat to Electric Light Orchestra -
A couple of them oldies.
youtu.be/e6LQz0irkpk?...
A couple of them oldies.
youtu.be/e6LQz0irkpk?...
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I’ll mash your taters
I'll hash your browns
I’ll drain your swamp
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’ll mash your taters
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Two more hours of work, then travel to Bristol airport this afternoon, for an early flight to Tunisia tomorrow.
I just realised, that the last time we came back from there, was the day we met Hicks!
I just realised, that the last time we came back from there, was the day we met Hicks!
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Two more hours of work, then travel to Bristol airport this afternoon, for an early flight to Tunisia tomorrow.
I just realised, that the last time we came back from there, was the day we met Hicks!
I just realised, that the last time we came back from there, was the day we met Hicks!
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You craft your skeets and save them to your offline drafts folder. Tweaking them to perfection, you post to your multitudes.
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You craft your skeets and save them to your offline drafts folder. Tweaking them to perfection, you post to your multitudes.
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!
I pull skeets out of my butthole and hit send.
We are not the same. And that's ok.
Have a solid Thursday!