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Coach Mark & The Woof Crew
@coachmark25.bsky.social
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs

Sometimes I'm funny, most times I'm pretty mid

Progressive

My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
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So William Shatner eats cereal in his car, big deal?

I eat a plate of spaghetti in the car.
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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This normal greyhound behavior, right?
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I used to be centre-stage
Time I should act my age
And watch from the shadowed wings
All these beautiful things
All these beautiful things

Even now
My eyes that hurry to see no more are painting, painting
Faces of my lost girl.

youtu.be/mJZYbtekhfI?...
Marillion "White Paper" (Live) - from "All One Tonight (Live At The Royal Albert Hall)"
YouTube video by earMUSIC
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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The crapping will continue until morale improves.

(This is a butthole skeet)
The fapping will continue until morale improves
The bapping will continue until morale improves
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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If I “go live” how am I supposed to subtly stalk you?
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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I was having a hard time picking who was gunna get some personal Bluesky love today, but then it hit me - @augustagoose.bsky.social! Hope you had a great day! Almost to the weekend!
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Pass me a microphone
I need to testify

youtu.be/LonL66K7HNA?...
Man of a Thousand Faces - Marillion
YouTube video by Para Repartir Com Todos
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
How can a 2015 Forester with more miles on it than the one I bought in 2017 cost the same as the one I bought in 2017? I know inflation and all, but that just seems way whacked to me. What am I missing?
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
This
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Don't get between Emus and their lettuce!
All I wanted was to eat my lettuce. Emu’s Taz, Graham & Stanley had other ideas
January 21, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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current mood without downloading a new picture
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I'm happy to report that I have a framework of a future deal on new car*

*I haven't made one iota of progress in finding and buying a new car.
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
And I'm back to feeling angry again - the day has come full circle I guess.
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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*drinks water
*exersighs
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Not a word, but…

Zach Galahdjskaahajnakis
a man with a beard says " deep sigh " in front of some ferns
ALT: a man with a beard says " deep sigh " in front of some ferns
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January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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I just wanna be a cute little duck diving for fishies, with my ass sticking up out of the water.
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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you have been blessed by a holy creature. your coffee will now give you a +3 bonus to all rolls
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Spock's Beard has good song about Snow, if you have ~3 hours to kill.
Spock's Beard- Snow 2002 [FULL ALBUM + BONUS CD]
YouTube video by The Kivster
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Anyone out there watching Season 10 of Shetland?
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
For those of you who know about the used car market. Is it common practice for smaller used car dealers to buy up used vehicles that come in on trade to larger dealers and then eventually put them on their lots at higher prices in order to turn a profit? Car flipping if you will?
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 PM
This one is for all of you awaiting incoming snow. I hope you like it. You can clap to it at the right spot if you wanna. This live version is the best version btw, partly because of Gavin Harrison on drums.

youtu.be/RJWP7hHSvwg?...
The Pineapple Thief Where We Stood 2017
YouTube video by Deuts
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Now is the winter, where is my disco tent?
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

“Cornelia stood behind the podium, and the girl and boy from the poster sat behind her.”

- Edward Bloor, Story Time.
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM