fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
#KeepBlueskyWeird
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fungible thadius, a local institution
enjoy your stay
enjoy your stay
I already forgot about this post
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I already forgot about this post
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higher than the Empire State
January 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
higher than the Empire State
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Dumbing myself down to be happy in these trying times
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Dumbing myself down to be happy in these trying times
if I don't respond to you it's because I have you muted... or your comment was stupid... or I just didn't see it. pick whichever
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
if I don't respond to you it's because I have you muted... or your comment was stupid... or I just didn't see it. pick whichever
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going to the doctor to see about getting my moral compass removed so i can become a grifter
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
going to the doctor to see about getting my moral compass removed so i can become a grifter
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Every part of the vagina also sounds like something you would see on a medieval map
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Every part of the vagina also sounds like something you would see on a medieval map
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get out of your head, it's gonna be a good day
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
get out of your head, it's gonna be a good day
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I want to personally thank everyone who reposts toxic crap that had a limited viewership until you smeared it everywhere that it wouldn’t have been before.
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I want to personally thank everyone who reposts toxic crap that had a limited viewership until you smeared it everywhere that it wouldn’t have been before.
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psa: did you know that about 99% of all posts right now are about trump (appropriately so, in light of current events) and you are free to make relevant comments on the majority of those instead of forcefully injecting the topic into unrelated, non-political posts?
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
psa: did you know that about 99% of all posts right now are about trump (appropriately so, in light of current events) and you are free to make relevant comments on the majority of those instead of forcefully injecting the topic into unrelated, non-political posts?
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I want you all to imagine a frog as a stand up comedian that bombs. The audience is completely silent, except for the crickets. It's time for a feast.
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I want you all to imagine a frog as a stand up comedian that bombs. The audience is completely silent, except for the crickets. It's time for a feast.
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this is what hacking the mainframe actually means
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
this is what hacking the mainframe actually means
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I promise to like all your posts if you promise not to post bad.
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I promise to like all your posts if you promise not to post bad.
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you have to understand the 90s were a different era, the norms wouldn’t be acceptable by today’s standards. for some reason, people were really really into auxiliary cartoon characters like the tasmanian devil and tweety bird.
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
you have to understand the 90s were a different era, the norms wouldn’t be acceptable by today’s standards. for some reason, people were really really into auxiliary cartoon characters like the tasmanian devil and tweety bird.
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
gettin paid to watch Spaceballs 🍿😎
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
gettin paid to watch Spaceballs 🍿😎
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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i regret to inform you (because i don’t want to talk to you) that i don't want to talk to you
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
i regret to inform you (because i don’t want to talk to you) that i don't want to talk to you
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Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a goo world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just goo
Like him inside and outside
About a little guy
That lives in a goo world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just goo
Like him inside and outside
April 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a goo world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just goo
Like him inside and outside
About a little guy
That lives in a goo world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just goo
Like him inside and outside
getting paid to listen to Mexican reggae 🎶😎
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
getting paid to listen to Mexican reggae 🎶😎
this is about me
Rated: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
this is about me
fungible thadius, a local institution
enjoy your stay
enjoy your stay
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
fungible thadius, a local institution
enjoy your stay
enjoy your stay
I have 40 minutes to catch up on several hours of lost sleep
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I have 40 minutes to catch up on several hours of lost sleep