fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Pinned
in latest night
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
I can hear a lawnmower in China
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I can hear a lawnmower in China
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Snack-based economy
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Snack-based economy
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Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
I only like today because it's before tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I only like today because it's before tomorrow
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Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
0 stars... do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
0 stars... do not recommend
candy is getting smaller and smaller
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
candy is getting smaller and smaller
smells like New England up in here
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
smells like New England up in here
getting tea bagged by Canada
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
getting tea bagged by Canada
Jorkin to the Oldies
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Jorkin to the Oldies
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iceberg lettuce is just cabbage that hasn't been outdoors much
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
iceberg lettuce is just cabbage that hasn't been outdoors much
she is woman
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
she is woman
Dicker, the kicker
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dicker, the kicker
I had a marijuana
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I had a marijuana
which is it?!?
(also bluesky has the juice)
(also bluesky has the juice)
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
which is it?!?
(also bluesky has the juice)
(also bluesky has the juice)
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Catastrophic disclosure...in my pants
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Catastrophic disclosure...in my pants
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using all lowercase letters to oppose capitalism
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
using all lowercase letters to oppose capitalism
this is about me
Callipygous
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this is about me
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There’s billionaires all over the United States. It is very practical to eat locally.
March 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There’s billionaires all over the United States. It is very practical to eat locally.
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Is the Jolly Green Giant a kaiju?
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Is the Jolly Green Giant a kaiju?
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what do u mean there's no boobs in this movie? it's in french!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
what do u mean there's no boobs in this movie? it's in french!!!!!
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Murder, She wrote in the snow with her pee
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Murder, She wrote in the snow with her pee
the ginkgo trees are exploding
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the ginkgo trees are exploding
no cameras should be allowed at a Jets Browns game
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
no cameras should be allowed at a Jets Browns game
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tears are just eye piss