Gypsican 🤙🏼
@gypsican.bsky.social
Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
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Gypsican 🤙🏼
@gypsican.bsky.social
· Dec 25
Dropped the hot; just a mess
Had to make a floor bed and my dogs have already encroached on my leg space
February 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Had to make a floor bed and my dogs have already encroached on my leg space
In our healing era ❤️🩹✨ Tooty bears lack of toe is almost entirely healed!
February 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
In our healing era ❤️🩹✨ Tooty bears lack of toe is almost entirely healed!
I am stuck. On my floor. I have succumb to my fate of being here for multiple hours.
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I am stuck. On my floor. I have succumb to my fate of being here for multiple hours.
Yes of course you can buy me Chinese ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Yes of course you can buy me Chinese ❤️
Twerking to the bad bunny halftime show everyday until all the snowflakes melt
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Twerking to the bad bunny halftime show everyday until all the snowflakes melt
RIP to all the hot country guys who were poisoned by trump. Can’t even flirt with yall 😭
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
RIP to all the hot country guys who were poisoned by trump. Can’t even flirt with yall 😭
If my stocks growls we are past the point of no return
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If my stocks growls we are past the point of no return
I thought after Regina George got hit by that bus she was supposed to be nicer not become the current attorney general.
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I thought after Regina George got hit by that bus she was supposed to be nicer not become the current attorney general.
Wait, who won the Super Bowl?
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Wait, who won the Super Bowl?
Bonding with the herd at the Secretary of State.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Bonding with the herd at the Secretary of State.
Suddenly wildly attracted to dad types in their 40s but there’s a communication barrier I’m struggling with that I can’t quite place.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Suddenly wildly attracted to dad types in their 40s but there’s a communication barrier I’m struggling with that I can’t quite place.
Ope he fell asleep
Just said “idgaf” to a 41 yr old man via text. What are the odds he’s googling it.
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Ope he fell asleep
Just said “idgaf” to a 41 yr old man via text. What are the odds he’s googling it.
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Just said “idgaf” to a 41 yr old man via text. What are the odds he’s googling it.
Waiting until the verge of losing consciousness before i make food bc i have zero survival instincts apparently
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Waiting until the verge of losing consciousness before i make food bc i have zero survival instincts apparently
Ok, I’m getting up to clean the house…now!
February 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Ok, I’m getting up to clean the house…now!
Ever since I left my ex, my daughter breaks into random song and dance that goes “GIRLS HOUSE OOHOOOH GIIIIIRLS HOOOOUSE” so yeah, we’re gonna be fine.
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Ever since I left my ex, my daughter breaks into random song and dance that goes “GIRLS HOUSE OOHOOOH GIIIIIRLS HOOOOUSE” so yeah, we’re gonna be fine.
Not “woke” just awake with eyes and a brain
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Not “woke” just awake with eyes and a brain
Not my proudest moment but I am proud of it
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Not my proudest moment but I am proud of it
He’s mentioned in the files more than Harry Potter in Harry Potter.
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 AM
He’s mentioned in the files more than Harry Potter in Harry Potter.
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I was led to believe there would be no truth bombs on this app
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I was led to believe there would be no truth bombs on this app
Men would have me do everything in the world and still want me to make time to suck their dick
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Men would have me do everything in the world and still want me to make time to suck their dick
Girls house means no glitter spill is an issue ✨
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Girls house means no glitter spill is an issue ✨
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*crying* need... coffee
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
*crying* need... coffee
If you have to ask you don’t know
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
If you have to ask you don’t know